Dogma part 1 of 13

[Cheater1231000]

'' Ohh not youu''

[Venkman007]

Matt Damon's monlogue? Brilliant.

[414203]

why would you watch a movie that you looked up, and then dislike it?

[theultimatelatinlove]

@414203

because of its gayness?

[turoniner]

"If I had a dick I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, let's KILL PEOPLE!"

[ThePopcornFairy]

@turoniner *spits out coffee* D8

[SicEmPride]

Now when I hear the words Jersey Shore, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[LandoSChainsaw]

@yoyutz the hammer's name is Thor?

[caddyrolla123]

IS THIS WHY I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE? THIS IS WHY I HAD TO MISS MY FUCKIN CARTOONS?! LOL

[caddyrolla123]

i love the fact that this is one of the few real FULL movies you can find ON youtube, and this movie is fuckin AWSOME!!!! kevin smith RULES!!

[zanubaz]

Ben is great

[Michaell922]

Hahahaha at the nun starting at 7:18 in the background



[justjalen]

The damn disclaimer had me cracking up.

[rachel25lee]

2:00... you guys fail at beatdowns...

[rachel25lee]

Why you hatin' on the platypus, man?

[animelove2021]

xD

[warpedwiselegoman]

"Even God has a sense of humor.Just look at the platypus!"

[eaglesfan226]

Kamen Rider Super-1 led me here, especially when it comes to learning more about the name "Dogma".

[leslucas]

Love the Monty Python Tribute at the start.

[HPfan3018]

I really like their Hugo boss jackets over hoodies

[TSLittleMermaid]

1:47 - Yes, the youth on the left was wearing a HellBoy t-shirt...how appropriate!! ;)

[Americanrocker777]

oh george carlin. i miss ye

[VictoryFire88]

I finally know where Buddy Christ came from. Gabe Saporta used to had it as his twitter display pic. Haha

[Darthsantana]

grant hicks? a relative of Dante?

[LegendofZeldaForLife]

those hockey players are nice



[FlavioZaBess]

This movie is Black Humor at Tops xD

[GoldenBlue437]

Did anyone else notice the nun in the background? While they were talking about going home?

[TheHazmatt13]

the Buddy Christ is far more terrifying than ANY OTHER thing the church puts out lol

[xodiachild]

probably the smartest movie ever made.

[LilBittPR2196]

"Let's Kill People"

*Spits*

"He Oh not You!"

This movie is sick n twisted!

I LOVE ITT!

[KaikoSaishimizu]

''Lets kill people''

!Lady spits!

[HotWallaby]

@RUSures1109 me too!! :D

[Teri0is0Resa]

George Carlin as a cardinal. Oh the irony.

[mkmarsha2783]

I would totally fuck Alan Rickman seven ways from sunday.

[SESdisciple]

Dante is the reporter. Lmao.

[TheHyperdrive99]

@SESdisciple no way ..that's dante? get out of here......no wait...you're right....IT IS HIM!!! hahahahahaha

[mrIlovethe90s1]

I'm here cause i got lost

[RUSures1109]

I'm here for Rickman's voice. it's like sex in a can.

[Thebeastbeto]

I'm here for the movie

[immortalfrom90]

I'm here for RICKMAN

[DeadBodyDysposal]

I'm here for George Carlin, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Chris Rock, Affleck, Rickman, and every other awesome person in this movie.

[azeraiga]

anyone else notice the nun he was talking to earlier in the background at that skooters place?? looked liked she had to much to drink XD it was at 7:24

[UrMomsCottageCheese]

Totally agree Jesus wasn't here to freak us out by a reminder of how he died but he was a friend... bam buddy christ :)

[MsAppassionata]

I'm here for Rickman, Carlin, Rock, Damon, Affleck, Jay & Silent Bob, and...Oh yeah Buddy Christ.

[BrighterThunder]

When you see George Carlin as a cardinal, you know the joke is going to be good.

[Snowkitten707]

Matt Damon for President!

[caddyrolla123]

do it and i'll fuckin spank you!

[caddyrolla123]

best kevin smith movie!!

[caddyrolla123]

this is why i missed my fuckin cartoons? HAHA!!!

[catchersmitt0]

If Christianity is so great, it can stand up to a little scrutiny.

[longfootbuddy]

on one side, religious men claiming they know it all.. on the other side, athiest men claiming they know it all.. who cares what either side has to say, theyre all fools

[zuniga465]

i love how george carlin is the prist

[sasorix2]

here for professor sn--- nah I mean rickman... XD

[fairytaleprincess89]

Here for Rickman and his voice.

[captainclayman]

haha grant hicks

[skittlebrain92]

''if i had a dick''......i dont like the idea of matt damon not having a dick hahahaha

[SchizoSchematic]

Considering George's stance on religion, I'm almost suprised he took this role. Almost. He is making fun of the church, after all. XD

[lamees100100]

Clearly anti christ

[GirLovee12]

Jersey Shore House.....of worship. lol

[MeeLuvsJasonMraz]

lol... just look at the platypus.

[vcervantes27]

I just noticed the nun in the background. What the heck is going on back there?

[MyNuttybar]

George Carlin as a cardinal? Now that is irony.

[christian7408]

@MyNuttybar It's a satirical film of Catholic religion, of course it's not irony.

[MyNuttybar]

@christian7408 Using him as the character is, ok fuck off now.

[rachel25lee]

MyNuttybar, best, cardinal, ever.

[925shah]

THANK U SO MUCH I LOVED THIS MOVIE & STILL DO !!! 

:D

[InnocenceExperience]

Damon is spectacular in this part

[slowLX90tv]

sweet Jesus titty fucking Christ its fucking George Carlin

[IndyWrestlingFanatic]

Carlin <3

[grrrr17]

some truth in what the priest-guy says: did Christ come to Earth so we could weep day in and day out over his sacrifice? so we could spend our lives feeling terrible for something that occurred 2000 years ago? something we had NO involvement in?

i think, if Jesus is real, he approves of a positive image of him.

[stargirl7800]

Alan Rickman-33333333333

[LadyGogoBt7boo]

ben affleck!!!!!!!!!!!!<3333333333­3

[TheGB1950]

Bud Court gets almost beaten to death, Oh God!

[costasawlove]

here for rickman like a boss

[SuperfastjelIy]

I'm here for Carlin.

[devanf17]

"let it never be said that your anal- retentive attention to detail never yeilded positive results."

"you can't be anal-retentive without an anus."

"outstanding work!"

lol

[deboraition]

im just here for alan rickman...

[Mizugetsu94]

I'm here just for Rickman. :) <3

[pimpss88]

R.I.P George Carlin may joe bless you

[Darthsantana]

the news guy is the guy from clerks!

[MyEnime]

1:20 its HAROLD from Harold and Maude!!!!!

[watevrnvrmnd1]

I'm here for Jay and Silent Bob... Duh!

[NoRegretsForOurYouth]

9:20 Q with the Mooby doll!

[LaaurenJaay]

I've been sitting up all night, watching loads of films.

Just for Alan Rickman.

[DiligentSleeper]

@LaaurenJaay I've been doing the exact same thing recently - I love him!!! <3

[LaaurenJaay]

@DiligentSleeper Hahaha, I think pretty much everyone does that!:P<3

[LaaurenJaay]

@LaaurenJaay Haaa, yeah probably! wouldnt blame them, yuuuuum. Theres just something so sexy about him!<3

[highron2]

@LaaurenJaay  alan rickman is a punk

[LaaurenJaay]

@highron2 What:L?

[LaaurenJaay]

@LaaurenJaay I accidently sent that comment to myself...(':

[LaaurenJaay]

@highron2 And i hope you mean that ina good way! LOL.

[fredo18ify]

What's Kevin Smith got against the Platypus?

Racist.

[EarlOfEs]

I'm watching this for Alan Rickman and George Carlin

[mkyb843]

lmfao george carlin for religion!!!!!!!

[Smokeyandthehoodlum]

thumbs up if you miss george carlin RIP

[TheMagicalNobody]

I love that George Carlin is playing a cardinal for the Catholic church.

[WineK0ne]

@TheMagicalNobody Lol that's ironic as hell

[idol16794]

i seen some fucked up shit but this is the most fucked up movie ever

[Babbe]

This is wonderful. This is like... If there were two of Crowley and he actually wanted to go to heaven.

[trekkie441]

I don't care what anyone say's. I FLove Ben Affleck.

[cartmammainia]

Never thought I would see the day when George Carlin became a cardinal. Oh the irony!!!

[CheeseTrix13337]

i'm here for rickman. maybe damon, affleck and morissette. that's it

[Jetkillr]

lmao george carlin

[123456789rza]

boobliker

[62starwolf]

the 10 people that hit dislike probably missed the like button; it's eaither that or their just jackasses that don't know a good movie when they see one

[evilboy1077]

wait this is the one with Jay and Silent Bob right?

[thasnap]

@evilboy1077 Jay and Silent Bob are in all of Kevin Smith`s movies

[12OunceProphet]

@thasnap Kevin smith IS silent bob ... *smackkkk*

[thasnap]

@12OunceProphet I know that, the characters Jay and Silent bob are in all Kevin Smiths movies

[cartmammainia]

@evilboy1077 the most famous one is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but it's part of a series called View Askew. It's almost like a film universe.

[mrbassman25]

Ben Affleck is one of the worst actors i think i have ever seen.

[elftroll]

Meh, wish I had watched another movie. This movie was just silly, not exactly a COMPLETE waste of time but definitely wouldnt have watched this if i knew it was gonna be like this.

I suggest you guys look elsewhere for your fill of comedy, this movie is shite.

"Yes Man" (2008) is fantastic.

[gabbstarrr]

@elftroll i like how you have an opinion :3, but we don't acturely care which is why we'er watching it fool. gawd >->...this is the closet to the real story of chritianity. xx

[elftroll]

@gabbstarrr what a turd, not everyone comes here to search specifically for this movie you troll, they read the comments and decide if they wanna watch such a movie and hopefully mine helps them decide.

climb back into your hole.

[gabbstarrr]

@elftroll yes true say true say, agreed its helpful to see other's opinions of a movie, but I might add, i added my own opinion in my said comment, how was calling someone a "fool" insulting for you? okay agreed people might like alternatives but by saying "this movie is shite" you insult not only the people whom enjoy this movie but the people clicking on the link making them feel stupid for be curios :<...i knwo some people would... and i'm not a troll :oo... i'm just competeting argument ;D

[elftroll]

@gabbstarrr seriously mate, stop drinking and go to bed. Youre embarrassing yourself. calling me a fool or an asshole (and yes it emailed me your first comment which you were smart enough to delete) for no reason whatsoever is called trolling.

If you seriously enjoy wasting your life commenting on the internet, I suggest you find yourself a life...and a girlfriend.

Ciao. x

[gabbstarrr]

@elftroll first off i'm a girl :'< second i'm sorry okay :/ i'm just botherd by most people's negative comments on things i love, third i've never been drunk in my life :'D i'm far too happy to be normal...forth didn't means to call you a fool or asshole normal people would swear...sorry "mate" :P xxx i am sorry though...it wasn't my intention to cause an argument.

[elcesar999]

1999 BEST YEAR EVER, 

[AzmodansHell]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! :D

[MrsD3713]

Haha... platypus..

[eythorh92]

love the buddy christ

[BigJoker260]

This is why i had to miss my fuckin cartoons?

[bexislols]

i want a cheese hat

[ichikami94]

fuck pillowpants and fuck the platipus! ;D

P.S and also listerfiend

[lord86maverick]

just going to make it easier on everyone else 1:11

[AeolynRain23]

aww platupi.



[pensman101]

platypus: WHATS SO FUNNEH YA LITTLE FUCKS!!!

[Mr4419733]

dude the priest is the dick sucking hitch hiker from "jay and silent bob strike back"

[worldofwarcraftman2]

Lol let's do the next best thing kill people lol that cracks me up

[zombieheadcrab]

3:49 That reporter is Dante. Even the last name is hicks.

[vanofran]

haha, love the intro "platypus" lol

[ylerspina]

@vanofran lol love you too its differtand funny dam platypusses

[pensman101]

did anyone realize that silent bob NEVER takes a puff of the ciggarette?

[ouransbiggestfan]

@pensman101 yeah, but jay smokes both

[Spritespitfire]

I've seen this movie a hundred times. It still saddens me when they talk about being able to come back home. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon did a great scene. It tugs at the heart strings.

[Iwinatduels]

8 people missed their cartoons :)

[IAmAMooseYo]

We can do the next best thing.

What's that?

Kill people.

* spits drink*

Oh, not you. :)

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

@IAmAMooseYo I don't laugh all the time but I lost it at that part lol

[SharmaDon890]

buddy christ !!!!!!!!! LOL

[Annihilator1111]

at 3:43 is Dante of Clerks a newreporter?

[taylorroger39]

@Annihilator1111 Yup

[Rotary5ive]

you guys remember rollerblades?

[NeonGreenCarl]

The beach at the beginning is the same beach as GTA4 in Hove Beach :P

[CBoneSImWolf]

that none sure wished she was f*@&ing Matt Damon lafmo! xD

[aestheticpardox9]

@CBoneSImWolf wtf lafmo? lol

[CBoneSImWolf]

@aestheticpardox9 i was just refering to the clip matt damon did with sarah silverman don't tell me u haven't seen it lol!? ;)

[aestheticpardox9]

@CBoneSImWolf I have but what's lafmo mean?

[CBoneSImWolf]

@aestheticpardox9 it means nothing just me deforming the word "lmao" lol!! what to say i have my own style ;)

[aestheticpardox9]

@CBoneSImWolf lol gotta

[BigDandfriends]

9:36 xD

[OTTTB]

me gusta sexay alan rickman

[EnigmaticRPG]

WTF is Loki an angel in this?! That's bugged me ever since I first saw this YEARS ago...

I thought maybe there was a non-norse Loki I didn't know about since I'm not christian/catholic/whatever, so I asked my grandma's pastor about it. He was like WTH's a Loki? XD

Other than that, great movie~

[TheTouristArrives]

@EnigmaticRPG I think Kevin Smith called him Loki to be symbolic of his behavior. I mean, he does ACT a like the Norse God Loki; destructive, chaotic, whimsical, and tricky.

Just my opinion. :)

[destructingparabola]

@EnigmaticRPG Some Christian thought believes that all the patheons of pagan gods are really fallen angels. That the ancient Greek, Roman, and Norse gods were fallen angels usurping worship from the one true God. This movie could be signifying that Loki was the same as the Norse god since the Angel of Death in the book of Exodus predates the Norse religion.

[rpmangin]

@ManaTatsuX yep gil hicks in mallrats

[innovatorarch]

am a muslime and i really dont think this is wrong as long as it is presented in its comdain context though it maybe a waste of time

[DreamFactory91]

Grant must be Dante's long lost twin! xD

[thinkulye]

i dont think the news reporter was suppose to be there today

[xxJenniferMarandaxx]

YESS<3 alan rickman, i love that man so much.