Atheism = Shut Out

[AidanTAKFW]

fuck Ovechkin, you've got Crosby!!!!

[Hockeygod98]

Who'd Ovechkin ever beat? He's no Stanley Cup champion (or Olympic Gold Medalist), I can tell you that.

[11xzxzxz]

They have no idea or never think about "children should be stone to death when they talk back to parents or if someone works on the Sabbath they are to be killed. My bible is Ken's Guide to the bible..

[unassumption]

Reminds me of people who say "people are only determinists because they don't want to face up to their own responsability" people.

[AshesWasHerName]

Ice hockey : D

oh yeah, jezuzfreek777. nice pwnage.

[NotSoFastFella]

Could anyone be more dishonest liars than those that say there is no Creator God?

Who really lives in the "bullplop" fella?

Amazing ...the rebellion of mankind.

[MikeOfKorea]

Atheists say there is no evidence of god. Get your facts straight before you start lying about others.

[justinatorator]

could anyone be so dishonest and ignorant as to say there is a god without any evidence?

[Agamum]

could the opposite be true?

[DiggityDoglikeDogg]

there's no evidence denying it

[Gooshnads]

There are those who don't believe it... so what?

You speak objectively as if your opinion is 100% correct, but can we be sure of anything?

No. so stfu.

kthxbye

[Uxoriouswidow]

You think its amazing that God's easy-to-follow rules are being rebelled against by atheists who are more than willing to do more costly and laborious things like pay taxes and obey stingy bosses? Doesn't say much for your God, does it?

[RationalSkepticsSoc]

The burden of proof lies on the theist to prove god's existence in the physical universe. Atheist's aren't obligated to disprove anything.

[11xzxzxz]

I am an Atheist but we may not be obligated to disprove god but we can show the overwhelming evidence that if god is omnipotent then he must be malevolent. Or that believe in god is akin to believing cows fly. And pointing out the many horrors of the bible it a wonderful way to confuse believers who act like they have read the bible but haven't .. just the nice parts.

[sirpsychosexay]

tooltime.......such an awesome name!

If I was a woman.....I'd wanna fellate your phallus of awesome.

[Ubercow000]

Love, peace and unity smoke weed everyday.

[EnthalpyH]

Dude I love ice hockey !!

[wildhias]

is Jesus now an Atheist???

[CL121076]

Whose keeping score? Besides you haven't refuted Christianity or any religion. You can't prove that a God didn't inspire certain men to write the Bible. You have all failed miserably to convince the world that religion is BS. If you have all argued so intellectuallly well like your leader Richard Dawkins why haven't the masses woken up? Last time i checked Atheism wasn't the majority belief so i'd say you're losing. Until you become the majority then you can claim victory over believers

[collieh1]

done a pretty damn good job in europe. in fact the only place religion is still dominant is in the middle east and america.

i hope i live to see the day that there is a 21rst century mythologly class oftered at universities in the future, much like ancient greek mythologly

[forashy616]

you cant prove this so called "god" did inspire anyone to write the fictional book that is the bible, in the end both atheism and theism are just theorys. its just a matter of which is more logical.

[whiteflags]

the hockey fan in me loves this video even more than i would have without the game in there.

[ima311boy]

Atheism: the belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing, and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into Dinosaurs......Yea that makes perfect sense...

[tooltime9901]

ha ha. that's not what a believe, but

theism: the belief that an all i knowing and powerful, personal being simply exists without explanation, and made a vast universe just to focus all his attention on a small group of narcissistic primates and judge their every action

...Yea that makes perfect sense...

[Arcterious]

Well... I'm a God.. When I play WoW, I only focus on my player and not the other million players. I like this logic..

Supporting you btw.

[bluballzzz]

hey bitch when you die and go to hell you will know u are wrong. you will spend an eternity in the fires of hell god will not forgive you for preaching this filth you may as well just dump gas on your head and light it with the match u use to smoke your bong BURN IN HELL

[DanC9189]

thats what jesus would have said isnt it.

[ThisIsRysta]

I reckon that even Jesus himself would agree that religion is a man-made pile of bull-plop.

[DanC9189]

That comment was to that Bluballzz guy btw.

If he was real and saw what his followers had done then he would want a do-over i think. I'd love to see jesus make a responce to jezuzfreak. "you're missing the point" would be said alot i think.

[ThisIsRysta]

How very Christian.

[mnewf2002]

theres the threats we all know so well when your religion of "love" fails to convince anybody. It's easir to scare people to your point of view isnt it?

[rednecktrucker1969]

WOW, such xian goodness and charity!

[theway1990]

you're a joke man... everyone knows that hell and heaven are just a way to scare stupid people into believing in god, at least if you aren't a six-year old who still fervently believes in the existence of Santa Claus and the boogie monster.

[Uxoriouswidow]

If you close your eyes gently and contemplate, you can really feel the residue of God's love and peace in the hearts of folk like you. Oh how foolish one must be to reject the faith that softens their hearts so.

[randomlylostperson]

It is law that you must type as though you are better than everyone when defending God.

-uxori

[Uxoriouswidow]

I don't understand. It seems that not only did the humour go right above your head (the language was meant to be hyperbole), but you also couldn't tell who it was meant to mock.

[DarkTheAtheist]

Next time, don't steal eaisly refuted quotes

[NLPNVC]

What do we win??

[5ockpuppet5fromhe11]

Amen

[Tobiash87]

How can you know. You were told.

No Jesus or other mythic bastard didn't come down to tell you. You believe in some million times translated (changed) old book you probably didn't even read.

Get your life straight and stop that fooling arround.

[KingHeathen]

did you just say "bull plop?"

mmmmm.....I think I have to deduct a star for that...

ah fuck it....5 stars!

[skipmeister57]

hey i smoked reefer wit a dirty hippie that looks just like him. he look like a dum ass punk, he talks retarded too

[skeetrosauce]

I bet you cant even speak half as intelligently as he can.

Have you ever met God or is he your imaginary friend?

I believe we call that a psychological problem when people have imaginary frineds, right?

[skeetrosauce]

WRONG!

[DejectedDegenerate]

I'm glad you said Ovechkin and not Crosby.

[AsheIsTheRaven]

S'kay was doing the same ;-)

[AsheIsTheRaven]

Were it not for your profile I could take you serioulsy, so thansk for adding humour to my day :D

[AsheIsTheRaven]

Stil here :)

Guess Jesus must be a little out of it today. try again tommrow :p

[AsheIsTheRaven]

"NOW BEGONE SINNER!"

IIs that a edict from God? If so major loose :p

[AsheIsTheRaven]

Or maybe it's your understanding of what I just said thats more preschoolish.

That it doesnt make sense to you only proves my point

[ValeofAldur]

What does 'spirituality' mean?

It often seems that every person I ask has a different definition, sometimes very different.

This isn't true of course, there are some people who repeat what I've heard before, but it's oddly rare. The word seems very amorphous.

I note that you say that most Christians aren't [X], but that there are 'plenty of rational, intellectual people' who are [Y]. Was that distinction intentional?

Do you believe Christians tend not to fit that mold? Why would that be?

[ValeofAldur]

If there are plenty of plenty of rational, intellectual people who can provide good reason for their faith they should step up (1 Peter 3:15 and all that).

Sure, the *vast* majority of those people might not be on Youtube, but if some are, they really ought to do a better job advertising themselves. They could save loads and loads of people from an eternity of torture. They could instead turn them to the service and glorification of God, as well as enlighten us as to the true nature of reality.

[AsheIsTheRaven]

Gods wonder, you mean the most sceitificallly and archologically inept book ever written that says that Jesus is the morning star and at the same time says Satan is also and comapres isreal to a bar of soap?

Hmm yes.. what a wonder

[wizardofohm]

good job at the whole "not judging others" thing.... or wait, is that you St. Peter? Well, in that case condemn us to hell as it pleases you! you sir, in the eyes of your lord, are a blasphemous hypocrit.

[atheistmission]

Lol nice way to put it man and by the way, I LOVE HOCKEY.

You're a capitals fan?

[qanazir]

I have never believed in god.

So why would I be an athesit to escape Yahweh's judgement?

[ajsledzep]

thisisshit

[DrOman5596]

Good response.

[justinatorator]

No I see irony.

I am only a fool by your view.

[justinatorator]

You are only making a fool of yourself.

You've lost the debate and now your trying to insult my character. You are the failure of failure. You have taken the logicock and appearantly want more, well not today sir not today. Anymore logicockin and your intestines would be severely lacerated.

[justinatorator]

This is why you should have accepted defeat.

You no longer have a leg to stand on.

[justinatorator]

You have been owned so badly you don't realize it.

i am done with you.

[justinatorator]

Something perfect would indeed be clear and evident as to it's meaning to all who read it and wouldn't vary a bit from person to person. I am not saying it doesn't need interpretation. I am saying if it was perfect it wouldn't need it. The contradictions and message variations were present even in the orginal hebrew texts.

[justinatorator]

If the scripture is perfect then why does it need interpretation?

What does the bible have to do with actual history?

Aside from giving us an outdated dating system ( BC and AD now called BCE and CE) and naming a few actual cities, it offers nothing as a historically accurate text.

[snownet]

metaphorical imagery using hockey.

[crackshot91]

LOL.

"We got Ovechkin"

fantastic.

[justinatorator]

hey what does ovechkjn mean?

i left the internets for a while and vernacular has lost me.

[editingroomfloor]

He is the player

[crackshot91]

He is what many people consider to be the best player in the NHL right now. He plays for the Washington Capitals. Just look at his many highlights on youtube.

[justinatorator]

The cat is out of the bag then?

You admit that the scriptures aren't perfect and were written and made by man without any sort of divine influence?

Also to correct you the bible was written about the jewish god.

The new testament was written about christ.

Your failure level has reached critical mass.

for your own safety you should accept defeat.

So what is it? Is the word perfect? is it not?

how much more will you contradict yourself?

[justinatorator]

Yes you said the word is perfect.

I have clearly shown you it is in no way perfect. even though perfect is subjective.

we know that the state of perfection must be unchanging do to it's exclusivity.

Your scripture utterly fails in the non change non contradiction area.

[justinatorator]

thank goodness you realize your failure now get on with life you sheople.

[blackxheart39]

Ovechkin!

:D

[justinatorator]

Hebrews 13:8 states "God is the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

[justinatorator]

so yea that scripture does exist.

and well it contradicts itself appaerantly throughout the bible as you yourself have shown.

YOU = EPIC FAIL

[justinatorator]

Take yourself home youngling.

you have officially taken the LOGICOCK!!

[bu1ckgnx]

I guess Jesus DOESN'T save. ;-)

[justinatorator]

Hmm which scripture is it that says that, god is the same today yesterday and forever more? if god changes then he is not perfect. something perfect by definition cannot change because it would lose the state of perfection in the process. As far as the word goes, what about all of the contradictions throughout matthew? Again something perfect by definition cannot change. The bible's message not only changes throughout but contradicts itself. It is not perfect.

[justinatorator]

As a matter of fact i do.

although i don't think telling people that if their son is trying to preach another religion that they should run him through with a sword as symbolism.

If it is symbolic of something than what is this symbolism?

How do you rationalize it?

I don't have to rationalize it.

I know it is evil.

[justinatorator]

It seems your unchanging perfect god contradicts himself by changing from old to new testament.

The bigger question for you should be why do you worship something that supposedly commited those attrocities or condoned them in the first place?

[justinatorator]

I personally don't think i am anything special, do you?

I don't just name off old testament which btw houses your ten commandments along with the rest of the 613 of them.

i also name off jesuses contradictions and the immorality of hell as infinite punishment for finite crimes.

not only that, if you are indeed a christian and believe that your god is perfect in every way then by definition your god cannot change in any way otherwise his perfection would be void.

[justinatorator]

Yeah matter of fact, i used to be a christian.

I probably know more of the bible than you do.

check out my 3 part video series the big long list of immorality throughout the bible.

It takes me 30 minutes to just name the titles of the scriptures and the evils they condone.

[justinatorator]

why is it much more plausible?

i say it's more plausible that unicorns exist and if you can't see that then your an idiot.

seriously?

Way to fail!

[justinatorator]

no time is relative.

the same as general distance.

theists can be so closed minded especially when they spew failjuice all over themselves.

how can you say something was created?? leap of faith number one.

how can you say something infinite did it? leap of faith number 2.

How can you say that that thing is a god? EPIC FAIL OF FAITH NUMBER 3.

[WKaliberr]

Atheism sucks

you have no moral values

[justinatorator]

yeah i do and i am an atheist... who are you to say i don"t?

[Raimakusa]

I don't need to read a mythological fairytale book for grown ups to have morals.

[rayruiz12345]

you did not answer my question but anyways..

dude cmon...venonfangx? hes a fraud and a liar..

anyways, /watch?v=GTRwHL7HVjQ

its too complicated to try to explain in text :\

[EtherealAntichrist]

Prove it

[Impulse799]

lol pathetic venimfangx follower. his arguments are leaps of logic. don't be so stupid. Think for yourself.

[rayruiz12345]

lol fail? you just agreed with me

ffcow : "-you're right, I can't disprove them."

^ im glad you understand ^

Right . . . plausible XD

How is your god more plausible that any other god that claims the same things (created everything blah blah blah)

[xxWhiteLightningxxx]

Religion IS a manmade pile of bullplop, yo! Knowing God is a relationship not a religion! I don't think anyone could Explain what it's like to have a relationship with Jesus, it just happens to you if your willing to accept it, but God won't make you do anything -If you reject Him that is solely your Choice but he'll be waiting for you! =)

[justinatorator]

if your accepting jesus that is religion.

if you think there is punishment for not accepting that is religion.

if you are a deist then you just think there is something higher.

if your an atheist then you just live life like a human lives life.

[justinatorator]

I happen to be an atheist and it suits me fine.

[rayruiz12345]

Well you still haven't disproved Santa, try harder, what you said was like me saying unicorns are real cuz they are in a fairy land not within this reality.

you see? you cant disprove unicorns either, just cuz it cant be disproved doesn't mean its real . . .

[Broan13]

That is not what needs to be done though.

[justrun62689]

And yet creationists cannot prove God exists.

What a fucking conundrum.

[rayruiz12345]

Yea you also cant disprove Santa Claus

[Spalg]

Nobody claimed too, and you showed why wanting us to is idiotic in your own words - it's not possible. Proving God wouldn't be impossible though, and seeing how "believe it until it is disproven, which is impossible" is asinine, I think the burden is clear. *waits to watch the doublespeak where unicorns don't exist because of lack of evidence*

[AsparagusBoB]

Yay ^^ The Swedish hockey team!

[ghostinthefog1666]

the avoiding moral responsibility gets on my nerves more than anything. they cant seem to get the fact their fairy tale book is full of atrocities and outlandish rediculosities. i know rediculosities isnt a word no need to tell me.

[CousinoMacul]

Short and sweet!

[BMS1974]

All Jack seems concerned with is egocentric dancing on his preffered stage's(youtube, stickcam).

[lothrazar]

theowarner pwns jesusfreek pretty goood toooooo

[musicgeniusno1]

Yes,he's be better using it to put under a wobbly table leg-there's purposer in the Bible after all ha! ;)

[semigotbanned]

man made religion is man made

[musicgeniusno1]

Shawn says the Bible is thick,yes made specially for him ;)

[semigotbanned]

u think he's usin' it the wrong way? LOL

[LibertyIsNotGiven]

Tooltime, great video. Jezuzfreek wants to "teach the controversy," then he has the audacity to say atheists are the ones trying to equalize world-views.

[SteevDragon67]

bull plop? don't mince words, say what it is! bull shit!

[LotusGreenX]

That would hurt Jezuzfeak777 feelings :P ToolTime is trying to kindly tell the Christians they are getting owned.

[IzzyBunneh]

pretty much the same as telling him what he already knows, that we believe non-belief is more intellectually valid, that's why we subscribe to it. and he believes christainity is the most intellectually valid, that's why he subscribes it

this video is kind of begging the question

[LotusGreenX]

"this video is kind of begging the question"

Tooltime isn't trying to prove anything, he's just right. It is sort of preaching to the choir, but I think he's just rubbing in his intellectual confidence and arrogance in the face of the believers.

[Chuloloc]

Awesome. Way to go.

[androgenik]

I thought "intellectual " is a dirty word in USA, much like "atheism" and "socialism"...

[d5gdf56gdfg]

Not to mention Gay, Non Christian, Free thinker, and science.

[Blazinhieghts]

Tooltime, have you notice that when a theist says something about atheism it's usually true only to theism. It's like they are twisting the B.S. about them selves and throwing onto atheists.

[philhellenes]

That's all they've got.

[GodWantsBlood]

LOL yes!

Ovechkin!

[thesunofjuda]

PISS IN MY ASS!

[ILYIAB]

Hockey!

JF is playing in the kid's leauge.

[jcrist]

pee wee!

[Puabond]

Nice

[GunShard]

Lol, Jezuzfreek assumes that all Atheists are Liberal and is against Morality.

I am a Non Religious Atheist Conservative and my morality is humane compared to Christianity's morality(Slavery, Stoning your children as punishment, Sexism and Torture). I am against these.

[Mephistophilus]

Moral responsibility? When did atheists become Mormons? Who wants unity? Neither they get along with each other nor do we. Neither side is "moral" and what does that have to do with , sorry guys, demonstrable and reproducible evidence of an intelligent entity especially, here it comes, XFreak's personal deity?

I'm still waiting for a gnostic theist to pull "big bang was God's selfbirth and we're afterbirth." At least that would be interesting or funny. Maybe I missed it.

[rozeboosje]

Yup

[Kloxboy]

Haha, well said. And I love hockey. :)

[puellanivis]

I'm reminded of the girl's basketball game between a Christian school and a school for children with developmental disorders, where the Christian school racked up 100 points to zero points, and then called the game. The disabled school had like... tens of girls in the entire school of hundreds. (Developmental disorders are far more common in men, go figure.)

So, sometimes I feel like we're flogging people who can't even compete with us. But then I remember that they're still acting arrogant.

[geroldkid]

Hockey!

[leorcc]

This would be a good one for Coughlan's pwnage olympics.

[XiaoGui17]

Yes.

[DeamonCohln]

Fuck Ovechkin

Datsyuk up in this!

[TheIrrationalAtheist]

but then again, he has nothing on Thorton

[jcrist]

Go wings haha never thought i'd say this in a tooltime vid.

[bla34112]

short vid, is that for coughlans pwnage olympics?

[Greywyn7]

6th

[aiden525]

Join Atheism... we have Alex Ovechkin... lol

[tooltime9901]

metaphorically speaking.

[Gooshnads]

haha brilliant =P

[VietN123]

Agreed haha!

[ripstate]

And that about sums it up. LMAO

[crazypants88]

and cookies!

[MrFroy87]

lmfao...yeah...we got ovetchkin.

[pixelatedxdeath]

SCORE! I mean not score... hell i dunno......

[pxxner]

.....

[SkepticalAtheist]

FROST PISS

I fucking hate that idea that "atheists just want to be immoral".

If that were the case, I'd be a Christian so I'd go to heaven either way.

[vickmackey24]

haha... nice one