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  • I live in England and mostly I have had good experiance with cops admittedly when I was 16 to 19 I had my named taken down a lot but that's because I was hanging around in carparks and they werent above joking around with you and stuff. But I suppose you not talking about cops universally but cops in america so eh my comment is pretty irrelevant.

  • You know that you are grouping all Redditors together because you didn't like a few comments from a certain thread. Just because quite a few of us white folks are racist does that make our whole community racist ? No, it doesn't, relax kid.

  • I've had a terrible experience with cops 19 out of 20 times.

  • i fucking love the sound of that outro song you use. I wonder what it's title is.

  • there's still emos

  • Come back to Reddit, the hivemind turned against the police. Lots of police hate right now.

  • EVERYONE REMEMBER..If a cop ask to search the car say no. If he pushes it even further ask him to show you his search warrant ...which he does not have.

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  • Cops know that, by law, almost everyone is fucking guilty and citizens aka offenders know it too, the enormous hypocrisy involved in the relationship creates unbearable tension, that forces everyone involved to act like an ass. All that because of an unreasonable law system and nobody courageous enough to change it. That's what you get for being a state of hypocritical cowards.

  • you must have an audiance of the P O L I C E... hahaha.Tey know your face obviously... first don't see how it was legal to search you!! Dicks! Love your vids keep em comen...

  • It's because being hipster is soooo mainstream.

  • I'm fine with a rant on cops but Cody, some of this shit you just need to get over. Make a new vid when a cop takes a night stick to your head.

  • the bottom line is the bill of rights. is one hell off a liberty wand!

  • last time i was stoped for walking down the street, he gave me mult excuses why he stopped me in his car. and i started to get pissed and was cussing but insulting him directly. he called another of his cop buddys can tryed to charge me for verbal assault. for saying that there's corrupt cops. and ok buddy you already violated my 4thamendment rights buy stopping without a coast. and now you want piss on the 1stamdmt by cherrypicking the Peale code yeah go ahead and arrrest me! your free to go!

  • this shit happens to me all the time, the other day my friends car got pulled over cause we pulled up to burger king saw a cop,and we dont like cops so we drove off, they thought that was sketchy like shit, then they stopped us and searched my friends car, padded me down because of the way i looked and they said "you look like a guy were after" , but didnt pat my friend down who owned the car, and we didnt have any shit with us so they drove off; so all i have to say is fuck cops

  • @bassplayer703 Fuck you for being a coward, serves you right.

  • @madeye0 stfu, they were allowed to pat me down because of terry vs. ohio, and it was my friends car so dont blame me for the search, so do some research before you say bullshit things

  • Nothing better to do that harass random or the same teenager/young adults for something they might be doing instead of what someone is doing?

  • I think out of all the people not doing anything about the cop situation you're the most responsible. If it was me I'd never lie down & let cops harass me over and over with no reason to. Has it been the same officer multiple times? Regardless, I would have sought the help of a lawyer to launch a suit against your city's police department for harassment without cause. Not only are they being frivolous but they're wasting time better spent being ready for real crime. Do they honestly have

  • /b/

  • make the video

  • Fuck Reddit. It's just shit, shit, memes, shit, hipsters, meme, shit, shit.

  • thank you man

    

  • I have those headphones. O_O

  • Yes, more rants, Cody, please?

  • THose things around your neck are the most uncomfortable headphones on the god damn planet.

  • Yeah, it's bad when my highschool principles used to tell me that I looked untrustworthy at a distance, and the four cops that I usually stop me to talk when I'm walking around my area say the same thing. Granted all their suspicions are correct because I am a drug addict(in recovery) and a thief, it's just bullshit.

  • It's not that you're unlucky, it's that cops are fucking arrogant retarded assholes.

  • Anyway, sorry about that. Thanks for that rant. It made me feel better :)

  • Fuck yeah! finally someone tellin' it like it is! I hear that one hundred percent! I hate how cops think that their 'training' is so superior they know you better than you do, even IF you have proof against it- and then, even though you did nothing you still get prodded and poked and all that nonsense. I don't have much of an appearance on youtube, but in real life I'm a angry looking amazon. That's just how i look and that's always been the reason that they fuck with me.

  • hey you may have dark circles under your eyes, but some people are black! Just imagine how they feel!

  • I told the cop/secretary working the front desk what happened, and asked if there was any way for him to get into contact with the cop that saw us skating, and if he could ask that cop if he saw anything. This cop/secretary did nothing to help me. He sat on his ass, thats it. He even accused me of breaking my phone, and lying about. He told me lying to the police is a crime. I reported a crime to this mother fucker as an innocent citizen looking fot help, and all he did was accuse me of a crime.

  • Once, two years back, I was skateboarding at a strip mall, kind of behind it, on the loading docks. I had noticed that there was a cop maybe two hundred meters away. I assumed he would give my friend and I trouble, but he didn't which was cool. After 10 minutes or so, I had noticed my cell phone disappeared. My friend and I looked for it for a few minutes, then assumed it was stolen. By this time the cop had left, but the police station was about five minutes away, so we skated there.

  • I can't stand cops, they try their damnedest to find any insignificant reason to use any kind of force. And if they choose to do it they get away with it. Think of all of these stories of abuse of authority. The outcomes are almost always two week paid "leaves". So their punishment is payment to sit around.

    I guess that's better than having that asshole out on the street at least for a small period of time.

  • Reddit became popular, Cody hates it now.

    Cody is a hipster, you heard it here first.

  • @Ksaiper Reddit lost 400,000 unique visitors in August of 2011. Just check Compete.com. Reddit didn't become any more mainstream.

  • Takin' photos? That's a paddlin'.

  • Police are just those same fuckin' jerks you come across in highschool,college etc. that can't kick the habit of bein' an asshole. Except now they have a little metal ''asshole licence'' (badge) that says "i'm an asshole and you can't do a damn thing about it." *spit* Fuckin cops.

  • Fuck cops

  • Fucking cops (more like moder day Nazis, am i rite?). Don't you know societies are safer without cops?

    Anyone who says they like cops are worse than Hitler. They are cocksuckers lol isn't that funny cock jokes I am so original and mature.

  • Too many police officers are assholes.

  • Once again. Fuck you YOUTUBE. The past week they haven't been putting videos in my subscription box so I keep just coming across random vids from motherfuckers I subscribe to but was never notified of their most recent vids. Fucking awesome. Glad i just happen to "catch" this one.

  • "not the hipster! the hippie." exactly! Hippies > hipsters any day.

  • Fuck the police nigga

    

  • reddit always sucked.

  • I've only had good experiences with cops, but I still don't like it because I know they are judging me by my looks - I'm a young, white, blond, female, and even though I'm eighteen people tell me I could pass as 12 years old because I look so innocent, but I'm not.

    Every time I've been pulled over for some stupid thing, the cop sees me and just lets me go. I even had a teacher who told me "How is it you have a C in my class, you don't look like a bad kid?" Looks are stupid.

  • That shoot looked really cool. I don't remember ever seeing it

    

  • Lmao at anyone besides tj who spends their time on Reddit

    I know why tj does it, to increase popularity

    And fuck scumbagcops

  • What I hate even more are the nosey fucks who peer out their windows and call the cops.

  • Im pretty sure a cop can't search you like that legally without reasonable articulable suspicion. Next time a cop pulls you over you should ask him what his suspicions are and if he can't justify himself he can't do shit.

  • @GamesAreAddictive the problem is that practically its the word of the police officer, he can say that you were acting suspiciously and the word of a police officer always comes before yours, and you can stand there and point out how he cant do shit, and then he can beat you in the face and say that you resisted arrest.

  • reddit is full of self richeous pricks, get over it

  • FAWK DA POLEECE!

  • You're right. I am getting pretty appalled at what reddit's becoming.

  • i thought the title was sarcasm at first...... fucking a....

  • I always thought of you as a hipster, guess you won't identify as one

  • Hey Cody is it weird that I have a man crush on you as well as Jack Bauer?

  • Grats in advance to your hundred video

  • beleive me cody, i'm right there with ya on that one...

  • Looks like a pretty fun shoot guy =D. And yeah cops are fucked up pieces of shit.

  • "emo trend" fuck those fake fuckers. us real emo's stuck around.

  • you do look like druggie... I would pull you over if I was a cop... just to fuck with you

  • I like the cops... But then again I live in Sweden so I guess it's different.

  • Cops give out more traffic tickets than needed at any given point in time or space.

  • Reddit is for faggots.

  • Hipster is also a derogatory used by others to identify these 'hip' young people with their noses up and ideals, it's like old people calling kids "young whipersnappers" or some shit. It's a that used to be used by the people outside of the young hip collective to identify them. What are known as hipsters have never gotten up and decided on what to call themselves like punk or emo did, because it's more of a social based on single people being ironic rather than a movement with a point.

  • @CyberSpectrumND

    Actually, I think hipster used to call themselves indie.

    And it's not really a derogatory term, I don't think. It just feels that way because because people tend to not like the hipster stereotype.

  • @MattAlexWatson which is vans or chuck taylors with huge bi focal glasses that they don't need and tight pants and t shirts with cats on them. and lo fi pictures and always taking pics of themselves smoking some indie cigarette or their shoes or eye balls.

  • I suppose so.

    I think people who just do whatever the hell they feel like aren't anything. You can't really label a group of people who are true to themselves as anything but people. They don't have a fancy underground clique, I don't think.

  • @MattAlexWatson true to themselves? the basic concept of a hipster is someone who does or enjoys something just out of the desire to be different or ironic. The only problem for hipsters today is that their culture is being accepted and commercialized. So they aren't different or ironic anymore they are just the majority.

  • I wouldn't call it a majority, but maybe I'm just exposed to a lot more ganster culture.

    So you're saying that they aren't just themselves? They're a counter culture thing? Somehow I thought you said otherwise earlier.

  • @MattAlexWatson hah yeah counter culture is a great way to put it. How did I say otherwise? When hipsters were just coming about they were identified as embracing an alternate lifestyle completely different from the norm. Yeah its the majority, a simple glance at mtv or vh1 or just your average middle/high school will confirm that. Nonconformity is damn near synonymous with hipsters; so even if some are truly being themselves the majority speaks tot he contrary.

  • You didn't apparently. I just misinterpreted what you said.

    I don't know. I guess it has gotten pretty popular. Back when I was in highschool last year, the gangster thing was pretty much in control. People who looked hipstery actually were a pretty small minority.

    Well, just because a lot of other people are being you, doens't mean that you being you is no longer just that. Probably not what you meant with that last part, but you're a little unclear.

  • There is no defined and designated "hipster movement" no group of people got up one day and said they all wanted to be a hipster. Hipsters are/were/what the fuck ever, defined by a bunch of liberal minded city dwelling 20 somethings trying to be authentic, retro, with beliefs and shit that aren't so conventional. The hipster movement is a bullshit movement because it's not a movement, it's fragmented. A hipster is not one thing therefor there are no set beliefs, types of music, or dress.

  • I get the same thing all the time.

  • But...you don't look like a druggie, bro.

  • reddit is a pile of shit. just steals from 4chan and numerous other sights.

    the only reason its so popular is its basically "the internet light" of forums.

  • what's a hipster?

  • You know it's bad when you are more likely to find a person who identifies themselves as a Brony then you are to find an out of the closet hipster.

  • I really love your rants. 

  • My god. This one was brilliant.

  • One day i was walking from my work to a resturant (which was literally a block or so a way) with my friend/roommate. Well josh was about 10 steps ahead of me because i stopped to bend over and scratch my calf, well at the moment to cop cars were coming at us. They stopped me asked me what I was doing... mean while josh, who again is only like 10 steps ahead of me, didn't realize they were cops so he continued to smoke the blunt he had rolled. Cops completely miss the toker and stop the scratcher

  • SO.

    You went and took pictures of yourself and other people for no reason (a weird thing to do) in an abandoned building where some people had ostensibly set up a meth lab. You were spotted, and a concerned citizen called the police. The police stop you, and you explain that you were up there taking pictures of eachother, which the cop understandably thinks is odd. You have red eyes, a sign a police officer could recognise as a sign of drug abuse......

  • @macr0machine The cops search you, find nothing and then let you go.

    WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? You were acting suspiciously, and they checked you out. From your own account, you were not mistreated- the police did their job. You have to be able to take responsibilty for your actions. You are old enough to know better. Grow the fuck up, man.

  • @macr0machine You know he takes pictures all the fucking time, it's in his videos.

  • @InfiniteRedPill That's irrelevant. The cops don't know who he is- how are they to know what his normal behaviour is? And just because he does it all the time doesn't mean it isn't weird.

  • You got a Like, Favorite, AND a comment from me on this one! I completely concur.

  • I haven't one fuckin' iota of respect for the police, nor do I put any of my trust in them. The police around here have fucked over my family and me time and time again to an unjustifiable and unacceptable extent, and they've collaborated with the High School administration many times in an effort to weed out my brother (a special needs student) and me because we don't fit into their suburban, yuppie, authority-serving box. Fuck authority.

  • Law enforcement is a perfect sample of humanity's most vile traits.

    Cops could die horribly by the dozens and the world would be a better place for it under any circumstances.

  • I've encountered many cops in my time, hell my dad was a cop at one point. Yes, some cops are dickheads, that goes for anyone. However, they are trained to assume the worst. Shit can go down real fast for them and people die sometimes cause they went easy. Don't blame the cops, blame the system.

  • I've encountered many cops in my time, hell my dad was a cop at one point. Yes, some cops are dickheads, that goes for anyone. However, they are trained to assume the worst. Shit can go down real fast for them and people die sometimes cause they went easy.

  • and by the way, if someone is trying to kill you, steal your stuff, rape you, anything against law, first thing you should do is not count on the cops to save you, you should yell as loud as you can for people to start filming or carry a knife or firearm if you can.

  • only met 2 good cops out of ~40

  • If i was a cop id ask you to pull over for looking fine as hell.

  • I have a youthful appearance. At 23 I still have people telling me I look 16. I had a run in with the management at a movie theater once. They tried to kick me out for making noise even though it was the person next to me. I refused to leave without a full refund and they called the cops. The cops treated me like shit until they saw my license and age. All of a sudden I got my refund. Fuck that shit man. I can't stand cops.

  • I have a youthful appearance. At 23 I still have people telling me I look 16. I had a run in with the management at a movie theater once. They tried to kick me out for making noise even though it was the person next to me. I refused to leave without a full refund and they called the cops. The cops treated me like shit until they saw my license and age. All of a sudden I got my refund. Fuck that shit man. I can't stand cops.

  • It amazes me that more cops aren't murdered.

  • Cops are always bowing up on my friends and me. My brother actually looks a fair bit like TJ and because of that cops always think we're up to something. We live in a little powdunk town and get pulled over almost any time we're out driving at night. Its fucking ridiculous.

  • Cops are people... everyone does stupid shit on a daily basis, it's just too bad when law enforcement does it.

  • -gloves, he cannot question the irrationality of the arrest. He HAS to do it or he's not fit for police duty. He isn't there to think or rationalize. He'sthere to do.

    That's why I make the comparison to the Nazi Brownshirts of Germany in WW2.

  • I feel your pain. I also generally dislike cops. But the cops in your country are these asshole fuck-tard bullies with nothing better to do than to inflate their own egos on the basis of someone's fear.

    Kinda like the Nazi Brownshirts.

    Cops are like these big dumb dobermans. Plus, they cannot question their authority because that would make them useless if they questioned or used their heads, other than researchng porn.

    If a cop gets to told to arrest ginger haired people who wear gloves,-

  • Why do you live in Retard USA?

  • I agree that there are a lot of asshole cops, but I HAVE met a few that I have no problem with.

  • I thought you were a hipster, Cody. For sure.

  • @EscpdFrmPsykward Oh yeah, because I should have to alter myself to please some asshole in a uniform.

    Fuck that noise.

  • @Saturninefilms 'Fuck that noise.'

    Quite.

  • @Saturninefilms Hey, I agree. And I wish I had a better idea of how to get the fucking cops off your ass, but that was the best I could come up with. Sorry :( ...But if you're waiting around for the cops to change their tactics like they are gonna stop harassing people based on looks, well it's gonna be a long time before that shit goes away.

  • @Saturninefilms Never ever wear a business suit.

  • @Saturninefilms Highlight of my day man. Thanks for posting this. Keep on posting vids like this at least every now and then.

  • @EscpdFrmPsykward Yeah fuck you dude.

  • I hate the police! It's not the corruption and the unnecessary harassment because we all know power corrupts. But they are a step towards fascism, the police is a concept based in fascist ideology.

  • Ha ha ha,you have shitty police force!stupid Americans

  • Whenever I get pulled over they think my boyfriend is high on marijuana because he is coughing so much. There is no smoke in the car, nothing. Still they do the same exact thing to him that they do to Cody. My boyfriend has a lung disease called Cystic Fibrosis assholes. Pretty much what I want to say every time. 

  • I've been pulled over ridiculous reasons, because cops think they are behavioral experts and driving too fast, too slow, or anything out of the ordinary constitutes a verbal arrest while they dig hard for dirt.

  • thanks cody :D ... oh and I agree with you. BTW I'd like to poitn out I love both your art videos and your rant videos :D

  • It's a sentiment we've all heard and agree with (even those that think they don't): FUCK THE POLICE.

  • I am a hipster.

  • Cops must be really different in America. In New Zealand, cops tend to be ok kinds of guys, sure there are a few scumbags but I wouldn't go as far as to say they all are or the majority are.

  • @MrWafflesMonster No, cops here are most like everywhere else: Most alright, some great, some mediocre, some shitty.

    It's only the shitty ones you hear about because you usually expect cops to be at least mediocre, great at the most so it's surprising & apparently newsworthy when a shitty one rolls around.

  • everyone looks like a criminal to cops

  • anytime cody or tj opens a video saying they were on reddit, they are pissed

  • I have never once been pulled over. I guess I'm lucky as hell.

  • Hipster is a derrogatory term that people don't enjoy being labeled as

    People who weren't really emo enjoyed seeming like it, they'd show off how sad their razor blade girl was on their myspace or some shit so everyone would think they're miserable and sad.

  • FUCK DA POLICE

  • YES cody is back to ranting !!!!!1 yea!! love your stories!

  • Cody, has it ever crossed your mind that maybe everyone on reddit isn't:

    1. Male

    2. American

    3. Raspberries?

    Reddit seems to be fairly popular in Scandinavia.

    I should know. Over here cops are mostly normal guys in uniforms who you sometimes find chilling at random places.

  • a cop once pulled me and a couple of friends over on our way to burger king at 1 am because he thought i was high because i too look like a meth-head, and failed to notice that one of my friends was drunk.

  • The police at least 80% of the time act as if everyone they come in contact with is a fucking criminal. It's god damn bullshit.

    There they are making the extra effort to find some reason to fine you or lock you up after you make one tiny insignificant error. Meanwhile they could be going after some real criminals, instead of blatantly harassing innocent civilians.

    Fuck the police.

  • @NeroBaelside13 It's because they get payed to imprison you and keep you there.

  • I live in Sweden and I've had multiple experiences with cops, fortunatly they let me go. (Was drinking in a public place)

  • This is the reason more people need to live the thug life. We need to get tough with police officers when they act like this. I got connections so I don't have to worry.

  • Cold steel to the cops mothafuckin head!

  • People don't take the problem of "law enforcement" seriously enough in our society. Everybody is too dumb and brainwashed to even second guess whats going on around them. Its a hive mind of idiocy, and us few who see the reality of things, will be socially rejected if we point out the flaws. Fucking enraging. 

  • You remind me of the douchey photographer from dead rising. But less douchey

  • We don't talk to police. We don't make a peace bond. We don't trust in the judicial system; WE SHOOT GUNS.

  • @themanclaw2 Same here. You'll never see me talk to police. I live the thug life. Thug life 4eva! playa!

  • Cody you don't look like a criminal at all. You look like a photographer actually.

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  • Look at it this way:

    Today he is a dick to people with allergies.

    Tomorrow he gets shot cauz some guy wants to steal 30$ from the counter of hot dog stand.

    Life balances out.

  • I really hate cops because you can't treat them like normal people. You have to be extra polite 'cause they've got you by the balls.

  • I love these rants, haters can suck it.

    Of course, don't force yourself to come up with something if you're running on empty.

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  • Not a failure on the part of the police, but more a failure of you're ability to be understanding and realistic about situations you experience.

  • @Minioner1 What in the name of all that is unholy in my trousers are you rambling on about?

  • This is bullshit. I no longer have the druggy look going on and I've had nothing but positive experiences with cops since I've gone to a different look. But when I did look like a druggie in college, cops would always treat me as they treated you. Instead of crying about it, I was realistic and understood that it came with the territory. The war on drugs is bullshit, but it's their job to seize drugs, and if they didn't inspect suspicious persons they'd be pretty fucking bad at their jobs.

  • @Minioner1 Sorry, but the clown suit defense won't work here.

  • @Minioner1 There's a difference between suspicious persons and suspicious-looking people. Inspecting people just by look - which you yourself say is easy to change - is a really lame strategy. It just inconveniences a lot of harmless people whilst being really ineffective at actually identifying criminals. This same thinking is taken to the next level with racial profiling. Besides, why should citizens feel they should have to conform to a particular kind of look to avoid police harrassment?

  • Gotta meet quota, am I right?

  • @h4ck3rpunk Got that right. Before this quota bullsh!t, I remember being 14, walking home at 3am, and being too drunk to get a lighter out of my pocket to light my cigarette. A cop pulled over, gave me a light, and drove me the 6 miles home. These days, a kid could be walking a block away from home, sobre with nothing on him, and still get hauled in for curfew violation, and that's if they're lucky enough not to get a crooked cop planting drugs on them. lol

  • On behalf of black people I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the club.

  • FUCK THE POLICE

  • PAPER MACHE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

  • Now you must do more Rants.

  • this. right. here. preach it brother redditor.

    sincerely,

    fennias

  • You are a hipster.

  • Why does Norway sound so amazing?

  • I used to be a hipster before it was cool.

  • I know how you feel. My alergies are BAD. Underneath my eyes is blackish-purplish. I swear, everybody thinks that I do drugs. My mom even asked if I was on drugs once. About two years ago my allergies were HORRIBLE. I woke up only able to open my eyes so that it look at if you were looking under a door way and had to get a frozen sleep mask and had to sleep all day.

  • you sir, are a god among insects.

    

  • heh, this video, of all videos you choose a scene/exposure/whatever/I'm not an expert, that hides your allergies.

  • I am a Hipster. 'quietly celebrates irony'

  • I remember watching this show on RealTV years ago, and this husband was speeding on the highway. He got pulled over, and the man kept saying "my wife is dying! I have to get her to the hospital!" But the police officer kept saying how he shouldn't be speeding and so much time passed that the man's wife died and the guy actually took the cop to court and everything. That cop's now in jail.

  • Do an IAMA mother fucker.

  • Cops are nosy bastards.