Date From Hell

[FunnyChloeMichelle]

pobrecita mi hermana judia! no te preocupes, linda! busca un hombre mejor

[JippysProfoundings]

lol that is so messed up with the zombie mother X:

[PsyTranceManiac90]

Can't believe im smoking weed to this shit..

[FunnyChloeMichelle]

@PsyTranceManiac90 omg!!! me tooooo! now that's a good start to my day =)

[happytoyz]

Peter did the SAME thing to me! He even said the SAME words! The bad part about it is that he didn't even wash his ass so he stunk up the whole house! Just like he promised, he NEVER called me back!

[benbodia]

LOL



[z24baller]

I would've laughing if he did this as melvin dufrane.

[zfreak1981]

she is beautiful!

[lestateldiablo]

i dont find lisanova dificult to masturbate to at all :)

[CommentCache]

She should get together with Stuart Smalley.

[bjalilian]

She is so cute, i can totally date her :)

[KarumiTao]

omg this is so depressing XD!

[Elin48]

She sounds so hard up. I'd have been walking him to the door long before he walked there himself.

[jeb31415]

She should have accidentally locked herself out at the end.

[3CuSO4]

Asshole.. she is so cute.

[buanomike]

she's hot in this vid

[88888shibu]

I'm not denzel and I don't ride no crimson tide. lmao

[88888shibu]

Lionel: I need denzel and I don't ride no crimson tide. lmao

[CoreyCanadian]

What an asshole!

[MartinLoronzo]

At least the he was honest. Didn't pretend to be someone else.

Being a nice guy yet means means lying, extra polite in order to sleep with her and not to have courage to pick up the phone later to tell goodbye.

[pozyprincess]

she is so funny. dave days is a loser.

[TheInternalFame]

What is she saying " yeah thats my mother, she had....????" dont understand that part

[booishjessme]

@TheInternalFame '.. she had me late in life'

[TheInternalFame]

@booishjessme

thx

[MrBBO51]

why? that Girl is very cute ...

[MrBBO51]

why? that Girl is very cute ...

[godsword131]

If that was real she woulda been like"you son of a bitch!"

[TheLonelyImmortal]

2:00 Who drew that picture of your character's mother? :D hahahahahahahaha :D

[PartyRepublican]

So beautiful!

[UptownSoulMonk]

"I'd bang her, she looks like a hot zombie"

[biggybg]

That is some good acting because I just want to punch that guy in the face! (I know its not real lol)

Bless Affirmation girl, poor woman lol...

[TheDreamMechanic]

Look at Lionel pimpin' his Robert Graham shirt.

[jonesaljones]

you're awesome! love your videos!

[TrippinKippen]

tht was like my day today...."menstruating" kept me from the beach -.-

[hypnotic26]

'I need to meet eemmwenow' lol LOVE this!

[oldstock1607]

Smart, loves to read, considerate and generous? if that's what you're after Lisanova, hit me up--that is totally me.

[Sakatakenshin]

This actually made me very sad. I feel really sorry for the character that Lisa Nova is portraying here.... Lisa is a brilliant actor and is most certainly very funny.

[MrNividium]

Affirmation girl is my dream woman.

[Padam91]

LisaNova is way underrated. She's a great actor and fucking hilarious.

[skibum7986]

she's a babe

[ThePulpybeat]

i'd bang a hot zombies

[CountSmokeula]

It stops being funny and starts being sad at a certain point

[skibum7986]

@CountSmokeula it did ???

[krazi112]

lmaoooo XD ur cut eon the outside but its what the INSIDE is boring me to hell haahahha<3333

[joshstoph]

That was so sad! I like Affirmation Girl.

[IstalkBananas]

Lisa Nova is an incredibly talented actress and I wish people would pay attention to that instead of her boobs.

[jimbo2351]

@IstalkBananas, Dont pay attention to her boobs? Thats why she has them on constant display.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

It's that guy from mad tv that doesn't do anything anymore.

[ajaydelhimail1]

i like your atitude specially i like your smile:)

[albert2wesker2]

i thought this was a PORNO

[chodeshadar18]

You're really cute on the outside,,,it's your insides that bore me!

[MrNividium]

Lisa Nova, you are fantastic as Affirmation Girl. You always make me feel sorry for AG. She is so cute and cuddly, I would want to take her home for keeps.

[jadebuttonable1]

Jorden Peele?

[shivayavoda]

"when did you start developing, now seriously"

[untouchable999]

i would go on a date with her

[Laker4life100]

Ur mega hot

[1111111111sword]

what the .... are u stupid ,,,, talking to yr self....... just fuck u jews

[MarilyHearts]

@1111111111sword ...do you even understand what you're watching at all?

[DexterMorgan]

LOL you mean "BEST DATE EVER"

[TheBigwill31]

"are you, that time of the month right now?" Don't answer that , thats gross. lmmfao who wrote these lines ? that is fkn hilarious.

[RE512345]

i thought DaveDays would comment on this because he said he liked u

[sketch683]

pataskala O.H.I.O.

[2ravenlove]

YOU LOOK HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2ravenlove]

YOU LOOK HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shinyeyedwomyn]

I love Affirmation girl so much. I know she is a fictional character,but I adore her. It makes me so sad how she is treated. She is so pure and so beautiful. That man was so DISGUSTING. What is really sad is there are actually men like that out there. it makes me so sad when I watch affirmation girl be abused over and over again. Lisa Nova is an amazing actress in my opinion.

[NathanZackery]

@shinyeyedwomyn Yeah I know what you mean. I find very funny, but it also makes me kinda sad. I would like to be her friend so I could help build her confidence and protect from people like this guy.

[shinyeyedwomyn]

@NathanZackery You are very kind. It is good to see that there are people who care in this world,and I do know that not all guys are creeps like the one in this video.

[TheTerminator97]

filthy fucking race traitor

[caesiume]

@TheTerminator97 thumbs up'd

[proyect070109]

they should give affirmation girl her own show

[MissEvaaa95]

ass...

[inphrased]

Affirmation Girl is fucking crazy :D

And Lisa is a great actress :)

[Bubble9wrap]

"I'm not Denzel, and I don't ride no crimson tide."

[heightsgreen]

Get rid of the git--he is boring.

[mistyeyedsurprise]

hahaha that's the guy from Madtv!!!

[nicnac4221]

oh my god he's terrible what a jerk

[NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

PAINFULLY AWKWARD.

[niralbee]

omg thats the guy from madtv!!

[theonegirlarmy]

You kinda look like Annie from 90210 in here (: Cool. Great acting!

[expliotedhawk]

funny when i watched it back in 07, and still funny now!

[jtgombos]

I think Affirmation Girl is really pretty!

[adomenisVLOGS]

JORDAN PEELE FTW !!!



[GaryX10]

Wow look at her facial expressions from 3:32 onwards. Looks so natural.

[RandomRainbowx]

Woah, Jordan Peele... Nice. ;D I miss mad tv...

[robbievik]

funny

[azreen9114]

i love balls...uhuhuh..

[myhood25]

u have a very beautiful face

[awesomo1985]

shuuuuuut the heeellll up! Freakin brilliant girl! You have a new fan!

[UncleTravelingWayne]

Marry me!!!

[silentbl00d]

that mirror pisses me off

[ownworstenimy]

kick his ass sea bass!

[WweChick29]

Lol, a razor.

[CoCorProductions]

haha, that fucken Denzel line... greatness

[BubblyBgirl]

he is so antisemetic!

[YTRulesFromNM]

Too Jewey? He's a N1663R!

[chocNfries]

there's an affirmation girl inside every girl. it's great that you're showing it Lisa^^ love ur vids^^

[kouta221]

to be honest ... i swear i was gonna cry i swear

not funny ... just ...i dnt know lisa i wanna cry

i wish i can meet a girl who just love me for who i am not becuz i have a lexus or money to take her in a first class restaurant... wut the fuck can i find a girl like this

[dramatification]

@kouta221 if being rich makes life so hard donate it all to a cat charity and become a tramp.

[kouta221]

@dramatification i ddnt say being rick makes life hard ~

i was talkin abt the side effect of being rich

i have almost everything a dude in 21 years old dream of... but i dnt

feel like am a happy guy ... becuz of lots of things ,n this's one of the reasons why ...i havnt been in a realtionship for more then a 10 hours ..how does this sound ? , when all ur friends loves u cuz i buy them the drinks or give them ur jetski

[Musicismylife4666]

Why can't she be like she does when she talks to herself!

[ADDgrrl]

Just reason 5,871 I love being a lesbian!

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

OMG MadTV's Jordan Peele!!!!!! :D

[Loooveeminem]

Soooo pretty! =)

[lexiiii3333]

These make me sad.

[Danute11]

Affirmation girl makes me sad.

[CopeWithThis]

Jordan Peele!!!

[glennrdavis]

Awesome vid!

[VeronicaLovely]

BRAVO

[VeronicaLovely]

ha ha

[VeronicaLovely]

Ha ha ha I love it!!!!

[jody808]

funny stuff

[Ocongate]

Great! You really know how to bring up the best in the most simple expressions.

Hope to see you in a comedy....

Keep it coming!!!!

[FinCbDrummer]

twin-minded assface

[bretchet23]

godDAMN those talks into the mirror creep me out

[israphonic]

Sure he's a pig .. but she is such a freak-wimp!! She has absolutely no backbone whatsoever!

[gearbox8]

what a sweet girl! I love her!

[drewbamblett]

omg this isnt for real is it?????

[sydthekid492]

Mad TV rules!

[jillfarah]

I thought this was hilarious !

[NeverShoutKileigh]

The Munchie Cheese.

[FueledByCommunism]

Attention whore is attention whore.

[GhostOfPossession]

omfg its the guy from madtv lol he is such douche

[expliotedhawk]

THE FIRST LISA NOVA VID I EVER WATCHED!! and watching it agian now bringsback some memories. This is great lisa! xx

[blazeit19]

lol she is way to positive! HAHHAHA funny!!!! MOre Affirmation girl plz ! :D

[CircusJaximus]

jordan peele and lisa seem to be close friends

[asianbarbielina]

if i was her i'd suffer. lol.D:

[kevinvestal]

hahaha

[Unoriginal069]

Aww..that poor girl.....

[angelagely14]

aww....lol

[megawandmas]

wow y do ppl treat her lik shit? lol i mean dats just mean but i guess thats how it goes

[planeterin]

keep up the great work girl.Y ou look Great and your insides are beautiful.

We love you. You are the castle!

!!!

Blessings

[OoTemporaryAccount]

who is affirmation girl?

[asianbarbielina]

@OoTemporaryAccount ummm...it's Lisa??

[Blitz4000]

Great comedy but still hard to think for someone resisting a Goddess like you. I wonder why are you still not in Hollywood? You should try.

[butterflykizzes12345]

I hate Lionel! He's such a butt wipe.! He makes me want to punch a tree.

[KiwiAow]

I'D FUCK HER

[puppy8998]

Hey! isnt the guy that plays lionel lie from mad tv or sumthin?

[puppy8998]

Hey! isnt the guy that plays lionel lie from mad tv or sumthin?

[TheTerryZero]

...laughing... love A.G.'s facination with living in a castle. Used to go to school with a guy who was OBSESSED with that Goblin King trick

[TheTerryZero]

...laughing... love A.G.'s facination with living in a caste

[Audi134]

oooooh! That's gotta hurt...

[xakiloverx]

jordan peele

[PeraJacobus]

lisanova i hate u

[bianconeri36]

call me......ok, NO. LOL

[rockstarsenty]

This character reminds me of myself; she sets up her expectations too high. She can't fulfill them and feels awful.

[Slushplop]

i'd still bang lisa nova during cycle:p

[SickCrushez]

I love it when she calls herself "Babe" <3

[packersplayer119]

lisa nova is soo hot

[Edgar5925]

i love u , i love u , i love u. im serious i love u. so preety. your videos are so funny.

[1337huntard]

have u ever met her?

[TheKayMay18]

you are so effing funny!!! and adorable! i love you(=

[angeleyes79gs]

lmao

[firelilly08]

how the hell did you get to make a video with the dude from madtv. you got it like that lisa

[zakipoe79]

The opening scares me.

[TheYoungDoctor]

What a 42 carat plonker that bloke is!!!

[MrXyzyourpants]

isnt lionel the guy from madtv

[C0ckmunch]

@MrXyzyourpants i was thinking that aswell..

[MrXyzyourpants]

@C0ckmunch lmao yeh

[sk8rcam1993]

yea she use to be on mad tv

[MissPimpAshley]

wow lol

[Stefonae]

If a man ever talks to a woman like that, so help him, GOD. ; ) Ladies, you deserve better, jst a reminder.

[vdjelrey]

aww man i would marry affirmation girl!!!

[dripsnotonya]

Sssoooooooo. . . . is this what we're doing on the date ???

[loulis1925]

cocaine on the teeth huh?

[MrKillerbee69]

i love you too

[zankhe43]

creepy all around

[MrChadillac420]

Lol "She looks like a hot zombie."

[cagwa]

He called you Jewy and you didn't even point out the fact that he's short and wears floral prints!

[thetrip]

should that be funny?

[SenoritaTJ]

What a jerk! I would have said that it wouldn't work out. After that he had said that he liked my tits.

[meamface]

I didn't realize I was on J date. ha... that's so horrible.

[gestalt82]

cazzata

[WhyDoesSheLoveHim]

That guy is such an ass. Poor affirmation girl. :(

[gestalt82]

giusto

[theflorgeormix]

affirmation girl...so hopeful

[jackslicl100]

weird chic. dont think i could have stuck around for ten minutes....

[XXDarkCLXX]

this is funny but at the same time sad...

[SimpTote]

Haha who says that? Will you come back next week? I won't be... menstruating... next week... xD LoL Great vid, Lisa!

[Leathal752]

This is one of my favorite videos from lisa nova.

[luffutoffu]

the beginings always kinda seem likea horror movie.

[Myleanne14]

very funny!!