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  • Were the curse words always bleeped? Didn't think they were. Anyway these still funny.

  • Cock blockers are almost always beaners or Asians

  • Look over his left shoulder @ 0:16

  • can I get LINKS TO THE LAST TWO CHICKS IN THE VIDEO PLEASE?!?

    'specially the last one!!

  • can I get LINKS TO THE LAST TWO CHICKS IN THE VIDEO PLEASE?!?

  • DAVIDS LAST ONE WAS THE FUNNIEST!

  • i got sumthin fo your ass thats the real gay part.......

  • cock blocing

  • did you see the random head

  • oh wait it was in the corner...wtf that was creepy..like you better shout out to me or else!1

  • DAMMN IT IM NOT SEEING THE HEAD AT 0:18 >:(((((

  • Hahahah!! that guy in the closet is funny as hell!!!

  • 0:18

  • I got somethin fo yo asss.

  • quality, yay AuS!

  • 1. He must have a small dick for a black guy 2. I would never admit to some dude in Australia writing all my rhymes for me LOL! 3. This isn't funny

  • ha ha lol

  • This is the second time I heard this word it's odd most men know how to take care of their woman but immature men have to cockblock them evidentally and that means they must be a real waste of time to the woman they do it to,xo

  • hahaha hella funny

  • 39 people have been recently cockblocked

  • I did this to my friend XD he was just about to make out with a girl and I come up and give him some panties and said hey u left this at my house last night silly.. So who's ur friend *she leaves* COCKBLOCK!!

  • Hold Down 2 !

  • YOU LEFT YOUR UNDERWEAR IN MY BED LAST NIGHT

  • hold 9 it looks madd weird!!

  • ahaha hella funny!!!

  • funny cock blockin

  • lkjg;alkg;slkgf;lskfdjg;lksd hahahhahaha

  • Yo John O, I made a shout video about you and Dave, can I get a shout out man

  • john you and david are the best i'd seen all your videos U ROCK!!!!!!!!

    

  • haha this shyt funni as helllz!!

  • LOL pause @ 0:15

  • Dis Dude Got Micheal Myers In His Closet..

  • john you is so fffffffffffffuuuuuuuunyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • David Spates lmao

  • the redhead in the start is HOT!!!!

  • OH HEYYUL NO

  • haha the man

  • lmfao @ 2:07 the way he said David.

  • those girls are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pureeeetty

  • Cock blocking mite be that new sport. ESPN hit dude up.

  • i think i want to start a series like this hilarious! lol

  • look up killtheotter and find isaiah and megan show or jus click the user name

  • i press "select" @ 0:16 but nothing...

  • ooh you nasty! haha, if you havent subscribed to johnollie after seeing just one video, theres something wrong with your head.

  • SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

  • hahahahahahahah omg ur amazing no joke

    

  • whackkkkkkkkkkkk

  • these niggaz always got some bomb and gurls on here.

  • sorry but not that funny this time

  • these videos freaked me out!

    100% funny lol ^^

  • ahahahaha

  • last gurl in the vid look mad good

  • These are STILL classic!

    Dave running away at the end was hilarious! LMBAOOOO!

  • cockblockin!!! Bitch!!

  • 2:07 "David" hahha

  • LMAO COCKBLOCKIN BITCH!!!!!!

  • COCKBLOCKING!!

  • David spates head at 0:18

  • I did 2:32 To a freind... it pissed him off.

  • David spates im really happy for you but Chris Hansen is one of the best Cock blockers of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • is it me or does the girl at 2:28 look like Ashley from Fresh Prince

  • WTF is this shit!

  • OMG this is soooo funny!!!!!

  • ROFL!!!

  • Lol 31 retards need to get a fucking sense of humor

  • LOL

  • COCKBLOCKING BITCH.... yo i defientaly gotta start dat shit up in da hood man!!!

  • Love the videos! Keep em comin!

  • Dat shit was freaken halarious hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I WANT TO BE IN THE NEXT VIDEO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

  • OMFG the ending was the best ^^

  • Australia FTW! :)

  • i love these videos funny

  • LMAO @ 2:30

  • 0:16 creepy haha

  • this is great

  • guy in the back at 0:19

  • Just got done watching some of ur video.. Funny shi* my dude..

  • i actually did the phone one....

  • COCKBLOCKING!  LOFL! The way Dave says it!

    This is CB on a Professional level!

  • I'm gonna try that phone thing on my lil bro'!!! 

  • go to 1:56 i swear he sounds like eddie murfey

  • that scared me when I saw it :P 0:18

  • Shout out to the RANDOM head that pops outta no where in 0:18

  • lol that was fucked up when he picked the phone on the cock block. lol and when dave came out acting all gay. lol

  • I didn't see who that was that stuck their head in the door, but I thought it was at first part of the skit...but when they didn't do it again, I was like, "Ha, blooper!!"

  • 2.19.. LOL!!!!

  • 0:17 - YEAH! I saw him too.

  • wow

  • me n my bro doin this lol

  • Who saw a guy's head peek out of the door at 0:17?

  • cock blockin bitch haha lol that my part

  • Do you have a girlfriend?

  • Yeya !!! What's Next ??? Lol !!!

  • that was funny

    

  • one fo John!!! lmao

  • why do black people say yall after every word? ROFL

  • @HellboundG It's not a black "thing". It's a southern thing.

  • lol...the same reason white people say "like" after every word.

  • ONE FOR JOHN!!!

  • isnt that frank or w/e from soul plane lol?

  • AWWW men yall dudes funny

  • XD....

  • #rofl

  • ginger!!!

  • stop waving your hands

  • cockblockin timothydalagetto

  • is that dave in the background

  • COCK BLOCKING.. BITCH! :D

  • this is funny

  • this wasnt funny

  • COCK BLOCKING BITCH ;D

  • Is there goin to b more cockblockin vids cuz there is only 10 I wanna make sure be4 I unsub reply asap

  • where do they find these girls at

  • lol i dont know how u can keep a striaght face doing this

  • LLOLL FUNY AT DA END !!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • then they called His Brothers Phone,(who was with them)

    and SCREAMED "COCKBLOCK BITCH!!!" into the phone.

    lol

    cold blooded

  • REAL LIFE SCENARIO..

    My friends and I were at the Beach late night Saturday, and our friend "J" was at a party.. Now, "J" has a GirlFRIEND who is SUPER PARANOID & GULLIBLE, and my friends decided to play a little ***COCKBLOCKING PRANK**

    they used blocked number, and called her.

    They said that "J" was at a party talking to a girl, and he went home with her.

    His girlfriend went into a panic and called his ph0ne.

    *now his fone was with us.

    pretty much a friends gf faked an orgasm into his phone lol

  • hahahahahaha

    woow ya'll stupiddd.

    lol

    my dumbass friends do this for fun all the time..

    it bothers me none cuz im more focused on school so im not out there chasin chicks all day.

    but in real life it never gets old..

    imma make another message telling you what REALLY happend.

    lol

  • Who is that peeking in at 00:18? LOL!

  • lol at the creepy guy sticking his head in at 0:18!

  • @fuzzacon i know!! lol hes extra

  • @fuzzacon dude,how did u see that? lol

  • @fuzzacon It's not a black "thing". It's a southern thing.

  • @fuzzacon that's what she said

  • @fuzzacon yeah i noticed tht too :/ lol

  • @fuzzacon LMAO What in the world was he doing?

  • @fuzzacon LMAO this cock blocking stuff is hilarious and extreme

  • @fuzzacon where

  • ha ha COCKBLOCKING!!!!!!!!

  • lol thats funny as hell, i cockblock my cuzz one time and i threw some bugs and roaches in his bed , chick told him to clean up and shit

  • 1:55 The best part!

  • funny as fuck to gd

  • damn dats dirty "one for john" lmaoo

  • lmfao damn she sounded @2.25 i swear to god she sound like the girl off of friday who tha fuck u go to the show wit lastnite i didnt go to the show last nite hilarious and she fine too

  • that is blocking!!! 2 tha fullest and funny as shit @150 thats like u introduce girl 2 your moms and u like mom i want u 2 meet i kno i kno tracy no ma this aint tracy and your mom like well damn nigga u just was wit a tracy last week i cant keep up wit u and all your hoes and the girl mad as shit and walks off lol

  • Omfg pause at :18 mad scary look at the door

  • you guys are funny as hell

  • LMFAO i love every single one of your vids man. these are classic!

  • vbvbvbvccvcvccvcncnv

  • Crazy ,Your right.; @jackcrackalack

  • 0:18 someones head to da left

  • how the hell does this only have 600 ratings

  • @julsdoc67 cause youtubes racist

  • oh my god this is too funny

  • lol 0:17 look and the left you see someones head pops out funny but creepy

  • @jackcrackalack i kow right i thought i was seeing stuff at first

  • @jackcrackalack yo thats fucked up shit

  • Can I join in with you guys? This shit is fucking hilarious.

  • whaaaahaaa!

  • wtf is that david spates in the background in ur closet?

  • these videos are hilareous

  • 1:51

  • 0:19 Is there someone in John's closet? Oo

  • lol....that was david spates!!!! hahaha

  • @Arnebananlolo holy shit there is lol

  • Man, you guys need to workout, seriously yo'.

  • lol

  • @bj u r just iggnorant u shouldn't be usin that word so go back to giving bjs2yodadspenn

  • ahhahaha

  • omg nigga this is the funniest shit on youtube

  • um david makes a good gay guy lol

  • this is hilarious

  • That redhead was not "kinda fine" she was "soooo fine".

  • 0:18 in the door, who was that?

  • lol i think thats dave

  • david spates. .

  • lol thats that guy from MORTAL KOMBAT, that says "Woopseyyy"

  • @MattSlo86 fag

  • padohhva ... geek ass nerd .!.. (oO) ..!.