Original Cold Steel test GURKHA KUKRI

[1234567818467]

plz fatso do not misuse my defend macanism just cutting those life less object, remember we do it to our living enemies.



[philly624]

do you know where and how much that black coated one is?

[truffyt]

Know what would've been interesting to watch? A real Gurkha using the kukri, instead of the guy who McDonalds could rely on to get through the credit crunch. Right now it's just Fattie McFat cutting random things with a knife. It's kind of like with baseball I suppose; no twat is interested in seeing a random bloke use the brand new bat, what's interesting is to see a baseball legend use it.

[pspboywoot]

Right when i saw the fat guy i knew there would be comments about him lol xD

[MrWeaponlord]

who's a little piggy!!

[system0system0]

always funny to see a fat guy moving about.

[ToweringPillarOfCats]

Way to steal the original video.

[sandythebear]

Good old carbon v, Come Back!!!

[yukimatsume]

thats not an issue kukri there using and they are not mercenaries so some body needs to do their homework

[nickcasement]

no body parst are safe then..

[domprague]

The Gurkhas are not mercenaries. They're part of the British Army and recognised worldwide as such. A simple Google search would have told you that. Instead you've insulted them and shown yourself up as lazy and inaccurate.

[leckyman2010]

@domprague yep agree

[jefferson1232757]

I would love to have a job like this lol

[saralsth]

You should see the Khukuris people used in the past. They are really massive!

[JAck63047]

HAHA That meat was falling right off the bone.

[567WORMBOY123]

@JAck63047 one thing about fat guys, they always have lots of beef laying around, im sure it doesn't go to waste after the videos =p

[WaffleTreeNinja]

i still like my M60 better. x)

[Dmacz90]

Thats a sexy blade, i want one of my own in case of zombie take over >;3

THOUGH, i do has a good katana to use.

[SinisterSurgeon]

im glad im not made of cardboard

[eggorey]

can this decapitate a human with one swing?

[saroz111]

@eggorey ya it would ... we use it to chop the head of goats and buffalo with one swing.

[MeanMagikarp]

What the hell? why doesnt it show me kukuri video?? wtf it shows me tigers eating a snake wtf?!?

[DooshFacey]

Ohh look a rope FUCK THAT ROPE!, Ohh look a book FUCK THAT BOOK, Ohh look some bamboo FUCK THAT BAMBOO! FUCK THAT MEAT!!!

[GMokemoD]

Chuck Norris can do this with a plastic spork.

[Presidentsmartass]

Je-zus

[toby19901]

fat guys still not a gurkha pretty sure only gurkhas deserve to touch this weapon?

[DANIELSUTCLIFFE]

The U.S always have to copy us, our Gurkha's is well knowing for the knife and now the U.S special forces are using them pathetic.

[grrrrmynamewasstolen]

@DANIELSUTCLIFFE Gurkha's use guns. Did they invent the gun? No. They use it because it is effective. Why shouldn't U.S. special forces, or anyone for that matter, use this knife?

[DoozyJr]

@DANIELSUTCLIFFE Then stop using all the other weapons you use since the Gurkhas didn't invent any of that, use that fucking knife in combat and get your head filled with holes.

[flashcraft]

Do you think this machete (or any machete) could slice through a policeman's armor vest sufficiently to kill or maim him?

[thiizzman510]

@flashcraft this would be ur best weapon to try.....3x more powerfull than a sword..i have the san mai3 version......and i feel like i can hack off anything......cops wouldnt stand a chance with their batons...this is so much faster and deadlier....u can stab for neck shots

[kamikazi1iwk]

@flashcraft It's not a machete... It's a knife

[Computerlover1994]

The fat guy makes me remeber the movie "wanted"

[MrEran1996]

fat guys are always good with blades.

[metalfrost]

@MrEran1996 That's because the force of the punch, or swing in this matter, comes from the center of gravity, the feet. Fat people have more weight, therefore the center of gravity is influenced. For proof, look how the demonstrators are standing.

[bgdancer100]

In the Falklands a Gurkha patrol got an Argentinan AA gun crew to surrender by drawing a single kurki and waving it in their general direction. AYO GURKHALI!

[GOONZOOF]

@IcnCyou Thts awesome bro im trying to get the beast from KHUKRI house.com it is a beast better then this but Thts realy cool does he still have his kukri

[thiizzman510]

@GOONZOOF those one's rust though...cold steel is the best...

[copypacercopypacer]

filipino bolos like th ginunting are much better then th small weak kukri

[unphazed123]

the name sounds like gibberish

[soccerkort]

A serial killer's dream! :)

[IcnCyou]

@sgtboffy1 it also says m 21 wen im not so fuk u herp derp

[jckrypton]

Dude they are not mercs. They are real British soldiers. :(

[tidoissim]

@jckrypton So then why did the British pay for their services. the Gurkha's were murcs

[jckrypton]

@tidoissim They were hired as paid regular soldiers. :( The Kingdom of Nepal signed a treaty with England stating that both Kingdoms would be Allies, and constituent Kingdoms. Thus efectively making the Gurkhas into British regulars much like the British Royal Highland Regiments.

[tidoissim]

@jckrypton Aahh, that makes a little more sense. I still like to think of them as the most bad-ass mercs that ever lived

[IcnCyou]

@sgtboffy1 you also must be forgetting that this is just a saying which is one of the ways of showing a gurkhas bravery and fierciety. and btw i am nepalese so fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[bushcraftboyz1]

press 2 over and over stabbed to death

[hakerqx]

Katanas are better.

[unphazed123]

@hakerqx theyre not even in the same category. 

[IcnCyou]

@sgtboffy1 you sir are a retard. go to nepal where the khukuri is from and ask the local if its shit or not.

[monkeyboy8me]

should i get this or the ka bars one?

[MasterSirman]

1:13 chop fail hahahhahaha xD

[unvme0813]

lol 2:14, "Mmmmm DINNER!"

[unvme0813]

They should've used the damn khukri to cut up a salad.

[KakaffStudios]

Gurka = Cucumber in Swedish.

[tallswede80]

@KakaffStudios haha, yep. this weapon is for cutting vegetables.

[JofoTubin]

dumbest shit ever

[Saurav9808]

That's Not Even In The Hand of A Gurkha And You See The huge Damage, Wonder How Dangerous Could It Be In The Hand Of A Gurkha!!

[Deadmau5x420]

press and hold 6

[boorelius]

how the FUCK can it cut through so damn thick items??

[Aussiecasey]

Do they Come That sharp or do they have to sharpen by a pro to do that what there doing

[kungming923]

Anger management...

[TheSurburbanTerror]

i dont understand how they think theyre badass when there 250+ pounds

[kingatowning]

Is He Mad?

[ishwor100]

khukuri pride of nepal n gurkhas............

[hodenriss]

Doctor G?

[Gorbatsjov666]

Holy shit.. I'd just imagine that's my arm.. damn what a deadly weapon..

[SuperAaaaa123456]

damn scary guy

[Eso1]

How the hell are theirs so sharp?!? mine can't cut tatami like that, it's hard to sharpen it, i have the SK5 one

[guldahlrahmi]

When Chuck Norris brings a kukri he would hit his opponent so hard so the Kukri would completely disintegrate on the way towards the opponents face so only a spray of atomic carbon based particles would pass through the opponent near the speed of light and cause the opponent to light on fire while the surrounding air would become cluttered with blood. Sadly Chuck Norris biggest frustration afterwards would be that hes got an empty sheath and no blade to insert into it... Thats how i feel about

[AmITheOnlyFanatic]

the khukuri blade is amazing and in the time before world war II the Gurkhas would make the sheaths out of human skin and the blade if taken out could not be put back into the sheath before it drew blood...

[fragmatic1964]

Great video. The only thing missing is for him to bow at the very end and let out a really loud fart.

[1Ripcliff]

fat samurai 00:58 :P

[stevenjw2006]

shows why piggies build there houses out of brick and not wood or straw, coz a wolf with a gurkha is going to fuck u

[rStopable]

such a funny job *-*

[mychavey]

@IcnCyou not true, it is a myth. they use them for cooking sometimes.

[Cdime408]

do u have cooker 's lisence

[amritamu579]

fake khukuri -.-

[wiking3r]

funny fat people!

[AlexKBK]

Samurai Jack has put on a little wight :D

[luckytom13]

maan i want that job

[IcnCyou]

you know when you take the khukuri(thats how its spelled) out from the scabbard you have to draw blood before putting it back in.

[pillsnotmything]

@IcnCyou

>khukuri thats how its spelled

>thats how its spelled

>thats its

You're a fucking retard.

[IcnCyou]

@pillsnotmything you calling me a rtard

[frogjezz]

@IcnCyou that's bullshit, because the Nepalese use it for everyday jobs such as wood chopping and cooking.

[IcnCyou]

@frogjezz dude i am nepalese so i think i would know if its bulshitt or not

[frogjezz]

@IcnCyou I researched it, so unless in Nepal you go and cut someone or slaughter an animal every time you go for firewood, you are full of bullshit. The whole drawing blood before putting the blade back is a battlefield myth, inspired by the fact they were so fierce.

[IcnCyou]

@frogjezz just like i said my freind i am nepalese i was born in nepal i was raised as a nepali so no matter how much research you do only a true nepalese would know if its fac or bulldhit ad myth.

so witht that said ill say one ore thing go and get a life you fukin troll

[frogjezz]

@IcnCyou think about what you said, does it make sense that someone would attack someone every time they went for firewood? I am not trolling, i am correcting your stupidity.

[IcnCyou]

@frogjezz bich you dumb!!!

in morden nepalese society many dont do tht and anyways i hope you know khukuri isnt always used to cuit fire wood its rarely in mordern nepal and theres an another knife for cuttin wood. and anyways many people use khukuri to cut meat and sacrifice animals so it would have still drew blood.

[Livingdeadsavior]

@IcnCyou I thought that was the rule for the crysknife?

[IcnCyou]

@Livingdeadsavior well not what my grandad told me

[Alexper12]

@IcnCyou Why is that?

[IcnCyou]

@Alexper12 i dk its a legend i guess

[ElmortoSen]

@IcnCyou i believe you're talking about a kriss.

[IcnCyou]

@ElmortoSen and i belive youare talkin bout a fictional knife which came 100 of years after after the khukuri and the saying was established so could you please not thumbs down my comment without knowing the facts ;)

[IcnCyou]

@ElmortoSen 0lool i apolige i thought you said crys like the other guy i donot know anything about crys i just posted a comment that most nepalese know

[ElmortoSen]

@IcnCyou the kris (don't know the english spelling, sorry) is an malaisian knife, look it up. it does exist xD

[KittenWithA9mm]

@IcnCyou when GHURKAS take it out of the sheath, not just anyone

[ACurlyJew]

@IcnCyou Not neccesarily, it can be spelled Kukri OR Khukuri :) Oh and if you can't draw the blood of an enemy, you must draw your own no?

[MGlBlaze]

@IcnCyou That is a popular myth, and nothing more.

[merangkillbots]

@IcnCyou Ummmm doesnt The Original Khukuri have some sort of Poison dabbed in the Tip and blade of it cause my Uncle was in the military and he told me originally the blade was poisioned so that once you even make the slightest Cut and not fully stabbed the person they would bleed to death... well thats what i hear anyways

[MrOlly218]

@IcnCyou well thats what the gurkhas believe.

[tchering]

BHOJPUR one of the small district in Nepal is famous for khukuri and i bought 2 khukuris frm there while i was there to make my passport^_^ .ITs my village lol and the price of those steel r very cheap there.

[diliprai]

for more information on khukuris and the gurkhas,

watch these 2 videos -->|Khukuri| History of National Weapon of Nepal, Symbol of Gurkhas

and ---> Way of the Gurkha Warrior 

[xeniosaias]

good for zombies

[DudeLovinU]

ok now i know what fattys do when they run crying becouse you called them fat....

[resseau73]

Wow.......that was lame!! What a waste of rolled up piece of crap blinds.

[rapi41]

Even tho thats not the pure khukari its more sharper than that

[dtkid24]

3:24

And a piano dropped on his head

[MrJuanchico]

@Sonofgun666 I actually own a military grade tomahawk which is used in today's military. They aren't quite as helpful as you think. First of all, it has less chopping power than this kukri. And unless you throw it super hard, it won't hardly stick in a tree. It isn't a very good climbing tool and it isn't helpful other than it being so lightweight. And a cool funfact about the gurka of great Britain: One time on a mission their target to capture was killed. They used a kukri to cut off his head

[Moktan15]

@MrJuanchico gurkhas r the true warriors who lives in the himalayas of the country called nepal. not great britain.they have been fighting for british for 200 years including both the world wars.

[BRishal]

If you go to Nepal, you'll see this Khukuri (knife) in every house... you'll even see some people carrying this Khukuri (Knife) carrying with them all time (espically people from villages).... so don't mess around with Nepalese (Gurkhalis)

[Ookamiboy12]

...all im getting ais a video about tigers... wtf?

[soulvivi]

Why are they all so fat?

[Sagramorbald]

@soulvivi They eat all the meat they cut XD

[snarsh90]

@soulvivi because there that hardcore

[Mustacheftw]

@soulvivi LCT and Robert and true warriors. I wouldn't be surprised if the extra pounds were for nothing more than the extra calories if needed.

[kennethmk1989]

@soulvivi big guys like to hire big guys. Also Big guys look more intimidating and usually have more power when cutting stuff makes the weapon seem more powerful.

[Gellvos]

@soulvivi All that meat they sit and cut up....

[aznricecannon]

@soulvivi

makes it harder to stab through them and hit vital organs? iunno LOL

[motombocolombo]

@soulvivi

what do you think,

happens to all the meat,

when they are done with chopping it into pieces?

;-)

[Gen755]

@soulvivi

They are americans

[Umimugo]

@soulvivi to disguise the muscle they have

[kingatowning]

@soulvivi All that meat they ate after cutting it, made them fat

[abstar57]

@soulvivi it just adds strength to the blade

[BUTTERFLYKNlFE]

@soulvivi arn't they americans

[emilokru]

@soulvivi they are americans :P

[MultiADawg]

HOLY FUCK IT CAN CUT THROUGH CARDBOARD!!!!! :O

[skreczujacasurykatka]

GURKHA are the Nepalese living in the mountain and ... ?!

Are GURKHs fight for free Nepal?!

[SQITTL3Z]

will it work on justin bieber?

[thefinnlord]

When you cut the two by four clamped to the sawhorse - the last hit didn't count, it was a break not a cut. Still a really, really sharp knife, though.

[megapwn333]

this really would come in handy when i need to cut a book in half and just cant find the right tool to use :/ hate when that happens

[cabrita232]

i prefer my katana

[jeffzahnd]

i think that the cutting of the phone book is what really got me....

[mixedmartialarts777]

The guy in red shirt when he swings the blade his face looks retarded

[thelastyakboy]

"mula katejhai" hahahha

[superwakkienunu]

That would have been impressive if he cut all 4 of them quicker....and wasnt fat

[TheSonofgun666]

The US uses tomahawks, not kuhkris

[watchthatvid112]

@TheSonofgun666 been playing to much black ops?

[TheSonofgun666]

@watchthatvid112 i don't even own black ops, buddy. it's an actual fact

[watchthatvid112]

@TheSonofgun666 real? shit haha most of the times i see people talkin bout tomahawks its cuz theyre black ops fanboys. had no clue they actually used them in modern day battle.

[TheSonofgun666]

@watchthatvid112 they do. lots of weapons used by the military ppl don't know of. they WILL carry machetes on jungle missions, but they almost always will also have a spiked tomahawk. cuz they can be thrown, are good mele weapons, and the spike can help climb when needed. and let's be honest: carrying around a throwable-axe is fricken bad ass

[watchthatvid112]

@TheSonofgun666 haha well cant argue with that cuz it definatly is pretty bad ass, haha. thanks for the info.

[TheSonofgun666]

@watchthatvid112 no problem. from pearl harbor to the medal of honor's predecesor, i've got plenty of reasons to be fascinated with the military (yes, i'm bragging) XD

[TheAayam]

what the hell is kukri? it is khukuri

[42CowgirlUp]

bad ass knife.

[BalisticBeaner]

oh it can cut cardboard how cool!

[RUKACLAN]

is this even cold steel?



[CoffeeBeatsTea]

@RUKACLAN Depends, some are probably made from cold steel, some might not be

[bluecena44]

3:00 fail



[varun009]

this is bullshit, cold steel constantly murders traditional knife making cultures with their dumbass western styles which is hard to believe given the quality of their knives.

[kerranghk]

what is kukri.....its khukuri ....spell properly its our pride......

[angeloruggiero57]

outstanding penitration

[jayster141]

Very very funny form, but if I were to own 2 of these "multi purpose" blades.....heh heh :)

[steveleadbeater]

If you care to speak to a Nepalese or a Ghurka you will find out that the Khukri is actually an "All purpose knife", it is used for all manner of daily activities from chopping kindling to start a fire, chopping meat, skinning carcases and killing enemy soldiers.

There is nothing special about the Khukri..............The Gurkha wielding one however, is a totally different matter !!

[supermanerbestur]

i always laugh when they cut through cardboard

[TheGrotesqueReality]

Rednecks trying to imitate a samurai :) , JK

[vnlerteck]

con dao không phải là tất cả mà điều quan trọng  là người sử dụng con dao đó

[v3ltrucci]

the knife is cool .. but those two dudes are hilarious when trying to be all serious! XD

[pmdnslj]

if he wasn't holding that knife i'd call him fat

[nathanialwest]

YES THEY'RE ALL FAT. DAMN I WANTED THAT COMMENT.

[lyingfallacy247]

hey look, i'm slicing through cardboard...

[SuperGoliath89]

I've always wondered, how come these Kukri never have the blade notch?

[eacortes]

@SuperGoliath89 The blade notch, or cho, was a generic religous symbol that was strictly ornamental. I assume Cold Steel wished to keep their version of the knife more "practical and tactical" as opposed to traditional. Why would a western user of the knife want a hindu mystic symbol on the blade anyway?

[SuperGoliath89]

@eacortes That's only one possible reason for the blade notch's purpose. Different people will give you different answers. Some say it's for ceremonial purposes, but others will tell you that it's there so blood and sap will drip off the blade before reaching the hand, and others will tell you it's so that you know how far down the edge you should be sharpening. Regardless of weather the reason is ceremonial or practical, it doesn't change the fact that most authentic khukri have them.