Mad TV - Somebody Stole My Weed (with Jordan Peele)

[omglaughitup]

This video is definitely my favourite!

[Leelee99595]

LMAOOOOOO SMHH

[TehWhimsicalWhale]

Why are you not left yet? LMAO

[xxslayer55]

SOMEONE STOLE MY WEED!

officer: did u say you're weed?

[Homebrew235]

He even illegaly downloaded a movie

[322naruto]

mariniwana LOL! HAHA I LAUGHED SO SO SO HARD!

[riobravoboyz]

Cant wait for that Key and Peele shit

[SogMosee]

i got 99 blunts cuz a bitch smoked 1

[supatoker420]

Lol at how the fox logo is in green!

[DeathSkullx]

is there a 4:27 ????

[gtaresidentflip]

did anyone noticed the AK-47 and the shotgun at the house?

[casendilla]

LMAO the only setting is 240 p

[dkoribag1]

Gary Johnson is the best presidential candidate for the american people. He has the most logical and ethical economic solutions for this nation as a whole. I ask that you at least research him, and if you do not, if I did know you, I'd have to ask, why are you voting when you do not have all the facts? Why vote only for your own sake instead of for the sake of our nation and the greater good? Take some time and read, and see what else is out there? besides what the media tells you

[Cnation451614]

cop:let me make sure i got this straight you got drunk and crashed a car

guy: set it on fire

cop: then u snorted some cocaine

guy: most ive ever done

cop: you held a girl against her will

guy: who was screaming

cop: and stole a sandwich is that about right

guy:..................... and my weed got token man has anybody been listening to anything ive been saying

[northmetalguy]

@Cnation451614

So... repeating what was JUST said in the video... still gets thumbs up.

Originality is dead..

[Cnation451614]

at this point im in my car all of a sudden i lose control i do a nose plant into a bus stop decide to ditch the vehicle set it on fire 2 tears and a bucket you know what im talkin about ponchrelo LMFAO

[xxdrextonxx]

this mainly always gets me......*clapping hands*"why have you not left yet." XD

[FiR3dUpx23x]

I still remember when they aired this episode i watcdhed it it was one hilarious night god i miss this show this makes snl look like shit

[souljahrick]

I AM THE STUPIDEST MAN IN THE WORLD. XD!!!!!!!!!!

[The4EverYoung85]

After watching this, I now realize that Jordan Peele leaving MADtv was the coffin nail that killed the show (also Nicole Parker, but that didn't happen until the final season).

[LordScynex]

but did they get his weed back?

[DJAYA0]

this is my monday

[721rem]

why are u not left yet? lmao

[MadeInOregon27]

Cop - you... you drove drunk..?

Dude - Catch up starskee

LOOOOOL

[utube10921]

This is like every COPS episode ive ever seen :D

[jarthurob]

marinaguanaaaa!!!



[PJMONTI]

react to iwannaskittle please!

[brenthebest11]

Thank you for joining us tonto me and the lone ranger here was havin a convorsation nice to see you here

[M1ck3y1233]

AND MY WEED GOT TOOKEN MAN!

[XxmickeylavaxX]

someone help him! HIS WEED GOT TOOKEN!

[sammybear02]

So who the hell stole his weed?

[divalious596]

damn he so poor he had to steal a sandwich

[hippiebutterflygirl]

how can someone be so stupid....even though this is hilarious :) Mad TV rules

[MrSchnookie]

I saw 3 ak 47 and what looks like a shotgun flower vase?

[Mgat1452]

he HAS no MONEY. right sure.

[joeadzhiyev]

44 people got their weed stolen

[000CentCrewmax]

LMFAO AT ALL THE WEAPONS LAYING AROUND.

[ilikelaptops]

@000CentCrewmax Not to mention all the weed taped up to the walls. :P

[JohnKuro]

@000CentCrewmax

LOL, I didn't even notice the weapons!

[substantialHack]

anyone else notice the AK-47 behind the cops?

[JCT42069]

MARINAWANAAA!

[xXTeRRoRXx333]

@aguafinatv go burn in hell you racist

[lildashmizz]

@aguafinatv grow up

[aguafinatv]

@lildashmizz Its so true though. It really is. OBAMA or should I say Oh-Blah-Blah is still a MAJOR FRUAD. RON PAUL 2012. Grow a pair n VOTE for RON PAUL!

[serwet87]

@aguafinatv nope

[wwesonyfan]

@aguafinatv and you are so rasict redneck kkk

[HERBLANDZ]

@aguafinatv AND WHAT SMART WHITE PEOPLE DO METH.PLEASE EVERY ONE SMOKE WEED CRACKAJACK

[ATeenCalledLame]

Man FUCK the police, see this is why if your weed gets stolen you should just grow some more

[Angelpeng4ever]

Isnt it weird that the fox sign is green? Simarlareee

[AnimatedGenecide]

MARIJUANA!!!



[StyleGuy08]

2011 Likes in 2011, NICE!!!

[MsJazzy604]

Dumb ass i nw they were 2 arrest him wen he said my weed was stolen n u smocked it all dumbie btw I'm black 4 ppl who think I'm racist

[SpitfirePhantom]

Scooby doNT.

[pisteador1985]

Great skit!

Im having some weed while im watching this!

[PotentialGrows]

@pisteador1985 Where is it from..you found the skit extra funny :)

[pisteador1985]

@PotentialGrows Im from Tijuana, Mexíco. My stuff is from some place near my house :D

Its not the best but it is still a good weed. With 5 dollars i get a bag that can last me about a week.

[PotentialGrows]

@pisteador1985 Hmm a lot of smoke for 5bucks!!

[beckyL97]

lmao

[SA601154]

Anyone noticed the big AK47 :P?

[DREWVIX1992]

he has guns everywhere

[MetalHeadMat666]

LOL Crockett.

[knifeguy718]

@dimwalker Are u an Asian?

[cjmet]

0:16 1:20 1:39 2:15 2:53 2:46 Oh the names

[a46475]

I like the AK47 hanging in the back there 2:27

[QTBabyG]

omg i love that there's a gun on the sofa at the end

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[whatuswattingat]

TURNER AND HOOTCH? LMAO!

[dawit1994]

"why are u not left yet?" hahhaaha

[nightsfinaltear]

WHY HAVE YOU NOT LEFT YET?! Set it on fire..most i've ever done...who was screamin'...AND MY WEED GOT TOKEN MAN!! What if I had information on a murder? Umm..would it uh hurt or help me if i was the murderer in question?? lol

[TSPOWELL89]

43 people got their weed stolen

[laylaylovesyou2]

hahahahahahahah this is great :D they need to show mad tv more often

[XStarDestroyer]

Lmaaaaaao xD

[lolster121301]

haha ak in the background

[aguy70]

AND MY WEED GOT TOOKEN MAN!

[redbunnyx3x]

'if yo no wha am talkin bout ha ha ha' LOL

[janaebdancin]

Lol

[MadeInOregon27]

ROFL it was a white christmas...

[Igoryok1990]

LMFAO!! That was some funny shit! ...Called cops about a drug case, made a full confession and expected pigs to go after the robbers. lmao (Robbed him of his joy.) lol

[HannaDime]

41 people cant get weed

[Robant100]

ironically, this happened in real life too XD

[bookworm3633]

Welcome to Bush's America hahaha

[jakey364]

where the fuck is the other half of his fro?

[skoootergirl2017]

XDDDD This is some funny Shit

[mogatsamasego]

There's absolutely nothing mellow about Mellow Mell. He's got the gift of the gab and would make a terrific spokesperson for the National Rifle Association.

[capatasio]

weed is so powerfull.. hahah i would be eveb more mad if they stole mine lol

[knifeguy718]

@HueyBuntFoSho Thank you! Someone agrees with me. ;-)

[XRenXViolinX]

"I am da stupidest man in the world. Am I not?"

[XRenXViolinX]

lol he's like a vault of secrets.......can't get NOTHIN out of him

[CAWGregoryBlack]

I wouldn't be surprised if a sketch like this was reality based.....especially on World's Dumbest Criminals LOL.

[megiscool123]

41 peoples weed got stolen and got arrested for it.

[TheDeleonFamily1]

Lol hahaha WTF funny stuff rofl

[BronzeSista]

oh my goodness!!! LOL

[redhot584]

lol omg this guy is stupid he called the police an told them someone stoll my weed, what kinda of drug addicte does that lmao this made me laugh soo much XD

[knifeguy718]

That was funny.

[knifeguy718]

That was funny. Why do people feel the need to repeat what they said in the video in their comment?

[HueyBuntFoSho]

@knifeguy718 and why do people need to point out the obvious, like this dude called the cops sayin someone stole their weed, who does that? which is explaining the joke

[mogatsamasego]

@HueyBuntFoSho Cos repeating what geniuses said is what some people are really good at. It's pathetic but to them it is the only way they can contribute to a creative process.

[HueyBuntFoSho]

@mogatsamasego yeah. its just sad how people try to be funny and get a lot of thumbs up but suck at it.

[tWoSick91]

@knifeguy718 why are you such a fagget

[dimwalker]

@knifeguy718

If video funny - people will thump up the repeat-comment making poster feel funny and important.

[nofxmike06]

@knifeguy718 Why do people feel the need to analyze human communication?

[PotentialGrows]

@knifeguy718 Because its so funny we have to repeat i!t :)

[redbunnyx3x]

@knifeguy718 they pick out the funniest parts.. 

[chelseaforevah]

@knifeguy718 because it's funny!!! geez does that need an explanation?!

[NekoWeiss]

@knifeguy718 because there dumb and think people r deaf -.-

[skullknight302]

@knifeguy718 it's their favorite part thats why

[trishy2711]

yeah he really is the stupidest person in the world lol

[mashinebenz]

She could still be there, I DO NOT KNOW. HAHHAHA

[derekkebalka1]

crashed a car ? set it on fire ...snorted coke ....most i ever done ..is that all ? .AND MY WEED WAS STOLEN

[ratinator062]

After all he done he could expect some serious jail time?

[tiagotre1]

ak 47 in the back lool

[spongecrak]

hees got gunz left and right

[mogatsamasego]

@spongecrak If you look closely, its actually two guns and a rocket laucher.

[joepescifromcasino]

its a white christmas, u kno wat im saying, nah nah

[Kiinnara]

Respond to this video... Lmfao!!! that was sooo funny! who the fuck would do sometin like dat! I meen I've had weed stolen off me to but i wouldnt call the fuckin cops!!!

[HellOverlordDeath33]

there's 3 fricken guns in the backround...

[Spekableedda]

911; whats your emergency??? "someone stole my weed"!!!! LMMFAO

[Danielle28796]

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAAA! :L:L

[kontroledkos]

...and my weeeeed got tooken man!

[ateaka123456]

im a man who ben robed

[SolidShinoda]

MARINUA-JUANA. LOOOOOL.

[SuperMary01]

This shit is tooo funnyyy !

[gadgetman007]

Looks like Antoine Dodson.

[FsgLove56]

"Would it uh hurter help me if I told you I was the murderer?" xD

[XRenXViolinX]

"and ma WEED got tooken man!"

[Queenminny26]

funnyyyy ass fuck!!!! calling the cop batman lol

[Queenminny26]

funnyyyy ass fuck!!!!

[K1Beats]

9 1 1 is a joke!! he fuckin right it is!! u know what 911 it is

[vi867]

"she-could-be-there-still.-I-d­o-not-know." so we have a DUI, theft, destruction of property, drug possession, kidnapping, murder...

[AmazinGuitarist4u]

@vi867 i think it shouldnt be a crime to destroy your own stuff. you bought it for god sake

[lilmike398]

One of my favorite skits. 

[Pandasboarding]

I nose planted the car inti a bus stop right, so I decide to ditch the vehicle hahaha I went outside to get a sandwich and my door is wide open then all my weed was gOnE haha

[zenabxo]

what a blonde :P and yes u are very stupid hun <3

[darknessforever75]

They climbin' in your windows snatchin' your weed up!

[gunlover93]

ah thats great

[GAEUL1985]

LOL. he is soooo stupid omg

[tatertot696969]

......He is so dumb....

[calliibabi917]

WHY ARE YOU NOT LEFT YET!!! lmfao

[MissJ1nsu]

...AND MAH WEED GOT TOOK MAN!

[cronik46]

HE HAS AN AK 47 IN THE WALL!!

[pandasgomeow]

3:13 AND MY WEED GOT TOOKEN!

[gomaniz]

there is an ak 47 on the couch at 4:21

[napster17100]

Haha i just noticed the gun behind the cop at 2:27.

[reaperofgenocide]

Believe it or not, not many criminals are as smart as this guy.

Heard of the guy who scribbled with a black marker on his face then robbed a store or some sort of establishment?

[loopyq19]

@reaperofgenocide It was actually 2 guys.

[reaperofgenocide]

@loopyq19 That makes them twice as stupid. Also i read in the paper a few days ago that this guy snuck into this womans house to rape her. Afterwards he demanded food from her fridge and asked her for her number. After he txted her within the day i think or a few days he was arrested.

Some ppl just dont have common sense.

[loopyq19]

@reaperofgenocide My friend was telling me some guy stole like $200,000 from a bank using a marker. He held it to the security guards back and made him give him his gun. He then stole the money and got away.

[reaperofgenocide]

@loopyq19 LOL some ideas are CRAZY enough to work. Its all about how you go about doing it. 

[loopyq19]

@reaperofgenocide Sorta like Public Enemies, how he escaped with a bit of wood carved into the shape of a gun. I know that's not real, but it could still work.

[alpha09spy]

Mad tvs the best!!!!!

[TylerrColeDavisFilms]

39 people hate weed

[Madjedje]

hahaha house full of guns

[mangotango252]

maranowana  0:50

hahahah that part was priceless!

[DarthNevar]

"Most I've ever done."

[coraima101]

:D wtf dumbasss ...

[MrCaspianX]

LMMFAO

[therareone1]

THEY TOOK MY WEED

[naredlac]

The Blink at 2:04 was Freaking Funny xD

[bossscrillaguy]

How they know he wasn't lyin'?

[Rassamdul]

dud anyone notice the sawed off shotgun in the back :D

[MrBenson3436]

@Rassamdul man theres alot of guns in there hahaha

[glopydop]

@Rassamdul i didnt see the shotgun, but i noticed 3 ak's, and a pistol :D

[Riper7]

@Rassamdul I believe that is a ak-47 not a shotgun

[Rassamdul]

@Riper7 i have watched this lots of times, and there is 1 Ak-47(behind the cops), One Sawed-Off Shotgun(behind the smart black guy), 1 AK-47 on the couch,

[Riper7]

@Rassamdul yeah you are right thanks mate

[radicaleffect]

@Rassamdul It's not a shotgun, its a russian AK-47 you libral retard.

[Rassamdul]

@radicaleffect liberal? lol you are a fucking moron. Im Danish.. and there is 2 AK-47's and a Sawed-Off Shotgun you FUCKING IDIOT! Think before you write, you self righteous son of a bitch! jump up your own ass and die!

[kapsas9]

@radicaleffect YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!! ,THERE IS A SAWED OFF SHOTGUN TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you fchking liberal prick!

[TakeOverYouTvbe]

@Rassamdul and the ak on the couch and behind the police

[republiccommandonick]

@Rassamdul And the two ak-47s

[frankster262]

@Rassamdul how bout that bong on the book shelf

[frankster262]

@Rassamdul - wait there was deffinatly more then one bong i saw like 3 by the time it was over

[owenmotion]

@Rassamdul and the ak47 in a flower pot

[yvonnekatastrophe]

@Rassamdul or the ak?

[Rassamdul]

@yvonnekatastrophe congratulations.. you are now person number 5000 to say something about the got damn ak :)

[happydiskproductions]

@Rassamdul and the ak-47s