Scrubs Bastard Coated Bastards with Bastard Filling

[clarinetyful]

Aha. I love this show. <3

[beanodonnell]

this clip is proof why scrubs was the greatest show ever solid jokes great unique characters and the subtle jokes most people dont even notice like how doctor cox has a black stethoscope and doctor kelso has a golden one where everyone one elses is regular

[Silentflight10]

"Im touching your creamy center! :D"

Uhh... Weirdo xD Thats his BELLY.. good thing you didnt go lower..

[MacFarlane92]

Ahh just brilliant... use Dr. Cox quote all the time :)

[EmberQZ912995]

RUN J.D. RUUUUN

[catty2990]

True people deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep DEEEEEEEEEEEEP down people are nice

[FanOfMelBrooks]

0:30 skip to the good part LMFAO!

[96Senirem]

that's how i feel about people too. :P

[trancendent]

Oh sweet Moses...

[oddiemonsta]

HAW!

[MOBIUS1107]

Dr. Cox FTW

[archer1949]

Best season of Scrubs!

[louddrummer]

1 person is living life oblivious.

[tehmuzicman]

I miss scrubs :(

[AirJuvi43]

Thumbs up if you've had a boss that's a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling!

[itsme123456789100]

i gotta go vomit sunshine.

[itsme123456789100]

bastards. bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

[webuss31]

Oooh im so angry im going to kill someone to prove her wrong! guy walks up then slowly backs away XD

[blppt]

Greatest line ever delivered deadpan---"Ohhhh, I am so very angry that I'm going to find somebody to kill just to prove her wrong."

John C. McGinley rules.

[domino9133]

smart move JD

[dchris1990]

@BIakDragon theres a diff in enjoying sexual innuendo, and making stupid jokes. and as soon as she said 'creamy center', its just too easy to make fun of that, and making a joke about it, is sort of like hitting a man when he's down :P just too easy

[Scorpion603]

This has to be one of the greatest quotes from Scrubs.

[MrBlueCrimson]

1 dislike, from 1 bastard coated bastard with bastard-filling.

[Lordduncan012270]

@MrBlueCrimson hahahaha epic

[rickjames21]

Vomit sunshine.....

[SillyIrishPenguin]

Best fucking quote ever!

Scrubs ftw

[linkovich26]

I so love this clip. my most favorite saying EVER!!!

[MysTeri0usMatT7]

coated bastard lol

[leocifer]

Could this be the only thing they ever instantly agreed on? ;)

[jamesrox80]

true dat

[babykilla1231]

Dr.Cox "I didn't know Enid suffered from depression," Dr.Kelso "She doesn't, those pills kill her sex drive," Dr.Cox,"hun...,"

[johncenafan42792]

that's what i think about people: bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

[mallwart360]

@johncenafan42792 same here

[Snegenad1]

Whahahaha "...who walk around vomiting sunshine", I gotta remember that one! Too bad it doesn't sound so funny in Dutch... =S

[Cresticlesama]

@ameliessong She can't be stopped.

[bracketPOP]

She's so hot. 

[jonno2019]

truer words have never been spoken - people are indeed bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

[landcommander1981]

"I'm touching your creamy center" - man I want to whack her over the head.

[amrakanavrin]

Ladypeople arent chocolates. Do-ya-know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I dont find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

[JRHartly1984]

People are bastards - This is a fact!

[Brando7992]

Have truer words ever been spoken?

[IlMarto]

@Brando7992 Yes, many.

[farhannius]

@Brando7992 nope, you're a bastard, and so am I!

[lacedemoniangmail]

@Brando7992 god help me i love cox and his truthful philosophy!!!

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

xD i love how JD just backs away. He does it a lot in this episode

[thejasbourne]

sex joke five

[Midnite3290]

LOL At the video and the sex joke

[robsrugbymadness]

i would love to cream in her center

[Legendarcher]

sex joke five

[creshal]

@robsrugbymadness

bwahahahahaha made my day. Thank you VERY VERY VERY MUCH hahaha

[QuesoGr7]

@robsrugbymadness

"INNUENDO FIVE"

[dchris1990]

@robsrugbymadness i knew that as soon as she said I'm touching your creamy center, this youtube video would have one stupid sexual innuendo comment with plenty of thumbs up. People really ARE bastards

[tvgirl17]

@dchris1990 well, in their defense from a straight girl, she is really hot and they give her gratuitous cleavage in, like, every episode she's in

[Snipler]

@robsrugbymadness HAHAHAHA

[DarkBenny84]

@robsrugbymadness lol a statement that should have been in the show from the todd

[yukifantasy456]

@robsrugbymadness As Todd would say "nice one five" :D

[ttthttpd]

Dr. Cox is like the mean Dr. Who #10!

[HappyAppleCider]

O_o Tennant's Doctor?

How are he and Dr. Cox alike??

[VoiceOverGods]

this is my favorite moment of scrubs... i love when JD slowly backs away....

THANK YOU YOUTUBE!

[ohmiousclown]

So. Fucking. Original.

[Eirelav111]

This is the best clip of Scrubs EVER!

[TheMark501]

funny

[ofomatheblackbelt]

lady people arn't choacolets

[comiclove5]

LMAO!!!

[Bladerunner20006]

I'm touching your creamy center!

What a perfectly random answer xD

[Darkstar263]

@Bladerunner20006

If someone like her said that to me. I probably wouldn't be able to resist smiling. Her happiness in infectious or something lol.

[BarmielNagisa]

god fucking shit I love this line because I tell my friend this and he says no its not true and I would love to do a cox move

I will kill some one just to prove her wrong!!

[hydrantinco]

:50 - :59 cox's face is soooooo FUNNY!!!! HAHAHHA

[windraizou]

I finally saw this episode today. I LOL'd when I heard this part, remembering how much people love this line.

[Xose27]

so sooo true lol.

[sh4dow83]

IMO, the best couple of lines of the whole show... oh how much i despise naive optimists -_-

[CelesteStorywriter]

RUN JD! RUUUNNNN!!! ESCAPE!

XD LOL <3 "So. Very. Angry." I believe ya Perry, I believe ya.

[thejoser]

"So very angry.."

[SnowboarderDoby]

lady people aren't chocolates you konw wat they are, bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

[zues998]

people are chocaltes in Axe comericail ...the special choclate flavor one...he spareyed it on and turned to chocalte man :)

[C0C01395]

RUN JD! LOL :)

[sirene888]

LOL! Lady...people aren't choclates. LOL! i'm so using that one.

[jeibal02]

LOL, "Sweet Moses"

[GrahamChapman]

Amen to that, Perry and Bob, amen to that.

[MikeyJ450]

vomting sunshine

[vivarockvegas]

The commish is wise.

[meftihe]

hehe I'm touching your creamy center!!

[Wierdperson31]

You are a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling

[jamesthekenny]

funny

can you please upload it when the Janitor helps the patient when he is talking on the computer? Just the funny parts

[khjui]

hahahaha! awsome!

[cab637pup]

Thank you.