I can only grow a neckbeard and upper stash. It looks terrabad. So I shave it so I don't look like that kid from middle school with the horrible mustache but thinks he's cool beacuse he can grow peachfuz. But one day... One day I will grow a magestic beard of beards even one of higher quality of that of Richard Stallman.
So I start to search The Beard's because I hadn't really heard much of them and was liking what I was hearing so far, then I get hit with a saxaphone solo. Insta-fan.
@mtbmikex9 Richard, a whispy teenage beard is still a beard...
TheBeardsAustralia 5 days ago 4
Best song I've ever heard anyone sing ever.
cascoz11 1 week ago
I'm pro choice but I support the beards.
JSampson1991 1 week ago
One of the best songs about beards, by a whisker!
MrJazzHOP 2 weeks ago
that was the best song ever.
TheKickasskatie 2 weeks ago
SAX
GreasyPoncho 2 weeks ago
My beard doesn't grow full :( I'm not a man
Beecels 2 weeks ago
Only one of my friends can grow a beard besides me...no one else understands the beauty of life with a beard
TomCOE13 2 weeks ago
I stroke my beard to this song.
opalgoblin 3 weeks ago 3
I can only grow a neckbeard and upper stash. It looks terrabad. So I shave it so I don't look like that kid from middle school with the horrible mustache but thinks he's cool beacuse he can grow peachfuz. But one day... One day I will grow a magestic beard of beards even one of higher quality of that of Richard Stallman.
mtbmikex9 3 weeks ago
Im a 17 year old ginger. I want to let you know that I have just begun growing my beard and it feels GOOD!
tunnelingcat 3 weeks ago 2
Do they sing about anything else? lol
AntsPantshere 1 month ago
@AntsPantshere Why would they? BEARDS ARE AMAZING!!!!
Sleepingoth123 in reply to AntsPantshere (Show the comment) 1 month ago
So I start to search The Beard's because I hadn't really heard much of them and was liking what I was hearing so far, then I get hit with a saxaphone solo. Insta-fan.
IBeTr0llin 1 month ago
thanks to these guys, ive got a 5 month beard going. (: life seems sweeter
BlainePistolle 1 month ago
Sounds like Jack Black! lank lank lank
Sporkflips 1 month ago
@ThatGuyCalledBradC...
Do not fret my child, for one day, you too shall have magnificent facial hair.
ArtistOfTomorrow95 1 month ago
And to think, I was about to shave.. Oh god, what the fool I have been!
ArtistOfTomorrow95 1 month ago
I have shaved my beard for a month for charity....so cold!!!! O-O
Beardedkomedy 1 month ago
Not gonna lie... I came here just because of the title. I like it.
GoddessofEggrolls 1 month ago 3
As a girl, it's unlikely I'll ever manage to grow a beard. But looking at my Grandma's fuzzy chin gives me hope!
Abrasive84 1 month ago 13
respect for beards :¬}>
Mitchell2011Keenan 2 months ago
i have a beard and prefer to kill sea creatures.
ablindlemon 2 months ago 2
@IAreChurch Don't shave it..
Ylltimate 3 months ago 29
This has been flagged as spam show
But I'm only 15 :(
ThatGuyCalledBradC 3 months ago
This is so true! Blame it on the beard!
steveotatooed 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
One person does not have a beard!
TheDeemZzz 3 months ago
Why are you not more popular?
DaftOtaku1 4 months ago
Wow! You guys are great! Keep it up! And yes I have a beard but I dont kill people!!!!
erickus36 4 months ago 17
@erickus36 Awesome. Your beard and you rock.
Ylltimate in reply to erickus36 (Show the comment) 4 months ago 23
@Ylltimate Thanks mate and keep on rocking and wearing proudly your beard!!!
erickus36 in reply to Ylltimate (Show the comment) 1 month ago
@erickus36 Yes I have a beard and I do kill people!!!!!
BailoAnoche in reply to erickus36 (Show the comment) 3 months ago
@BailoAnoche oufff the let us be friends! At least do not kill bearded men!
erickus36 in reply to BailoAnoche (Show the comment) 1 month ago
The name of this song: my next facebook status.
w00t242424 5 months ago 22
bush fetish i hear ya, you guys rock.
5dedevil 5 months ago
i love that cover art!
BlainePistolle 5 months ago 2
your the best!!! beard out
kyahalee 5 months ago
Go the J's and the Beards.
nevasumma6 5 months ago
LOVE THE BEARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i nearly crashed my truck about 6 times laughing to u guys on the j's
TheMattozzie 6 months ago 15
@TheMattozzie you have my axe
KiwiEnforcer in reply to TheMattozzie (Show the comment) 2 months ago
@TheMattozzie do not laugh my friend a beard is no laughing matter....
erickus36 in reply to TheMattozzie (Show the comment) 1 month ago
@erickus36 agreed. I am sorry.
TheMattozzie in reply to erickus36 (Show the comment) 1 month ago
@TheMattozzie no harm done my friend! Just keep on growing the beard!
erickus36 in reply to TheMattozzie (Show the comment) 1 month ago
go the beards yeah !
garykimalan 7 months ago 2