Nostalgia Critic - The Tommyknockers (Part 1)

[azamtiger]

LMAO! I really laugh everytime NC is upset about the sandwiches and keeps bringing the subject up :-)

[bakugancollecterZ]

"No, I believe the correct response is: THE FLYING FUCK?!"

xD ahahahhahahahahhahahahahah (Laughter continues for 6 more weeks)

[diaperkitten4ever]

no....you're being...9:39 he's being ignorant...

[Ethenumber]

6 people are SCARING THA LITTLE GIRL!!!!!

[pokeking1998]

" people in maine are sick!".....mainer not amused

[pokeking1998]

8:17. he didn't make the sean connery joke in the last crusade.....SHAME ON YOU!

[SinnFein4ever]

11:46-11:50

Well to his credit, Darth Vader never cheated on his wife.

As a matter of fact, he was passionatly in love with her.

...Right up to the point where he went into a rage, and gave her fatal injuries.

But to his credit, he only ever got mad at her once.

[blackdeadtree1]

man i wanna live in "stephen kings maine"

[AmayaSagara]

@ 4:00 or so least it's roger rabbit and not frickin robbie the rabbit from silent hill! gah!!! >.<

[Bzaafied]

Man I always love that "Zuul Mother******" line!!

[Theriot6592]

Wait, you guys don't have pet Komodo dragons?

[MrNostalgiaChannel]

Is it bad to say that I get turned on by all the scenes with the adulterer and his whore?

[DrGnockerz]

@MrNostalgiaChannel Did the part where he threw the sandwiches turn you on?

[batmous]

'Love that Cinema Snob cameo

[tricksterhuaun]

You were sleeping while the Godfather was on tv?

Oh Critic, you totally deserved that explosion!!!!!

[KingStar1984]

my favorite episode

[TrueGamer181]

Does anybody know where that "ah ha hoy" scream is from? You know, from the scene where the dude stepped out of the window and fell?

[sonofdark18]

@TrueGamer181 i think its from goofy the cartoon character

[TrueGamer181]

@sonofdark18 Yep, thanks!

[sonofdark18]

@TrueGamer181 sures

[MrRoMaGi]

@TrueGamer181 Disney's Goofy.

[TrueGamer181]

@MrRoMaGi Yes, thank you.

[bobojack83]

Heh, Stephen King drinking game. The irony of that is Stephen King was an alcoholic.

[VoidedMirror]

"Come on in and let's see what we can catch." Possibly some kind of venereal disease.

[zombiekilla12345]

Scaring The Little Girl! I love his stephen king miniseries reviews.

[EthalaRide]

TIMING! 

[Ozztastic57]

Just put your delishous brains back to bed. Doopy doopy doo

[pokeking1998]

Why think we /mainers are sick.......you ASSHOLE!

[LordManda2]

@pokeking1998 You mean your NOT always hiding dark secrets, tragic pasts, and are constantly attacked by psychotic killer clowns? D=

[pokeking1998]

He didn't make trhe sean connery referance from indiana jones! 8:19

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

The bit with the lady cop and her cheating husband is almost exactly like an episode of "Outer Limits" Stephen King wrote,so he even rips himself off. :)

[GoongalaGoongala]

Rather than just review this stuff he attempts to inject humor into things and seems to fail more often than not. Like seriously, the "comedy' in his videos is amateur at best. I rarely ever find the "bits" funny and more often than not find them cringe worthy. They actually make it very difficult to get through an entire review.

Ugh.

[joelewiscsa]

This is funny as fuck. Brilliant. And I'm a Stephen King fan, die hard and all that bullshit. But it IS sad that the contemporary directors can't make decent films out of decent books. Retards. Stanley Kubrick was a good director and "adapted" The Shining by Stephen King. Ok, well it in no way followed the story as a reader knows it, but he did a better job than this shit!

[Victoreznov]

I'm surprised there was no Indiana Jones joke at the drunk umbrella scene. it literally threw it out there.

[ikki453]

@Alificity I would have bought candy with that dollar.

[MrShaneo65]

thats not a komodo dragon its a nile monitor

[Stevie2Sxc]

Okay really now, what is that recurring sound effect they add in when the drunk writer falls out the window?

[Stevie2Sxc]

I love when NC does the Stephen King miniseries things. They're always funny.

[funnyfewminutes]

I dont know whats scarier, the opening sequence or the fact it buffers every 5 seconds

[twilightzoneseinfeld]

The resoloution in the miniseries are disapointing, but when they are films, there pretty good.

[PHANTOMKNIGHT2000]

Its a bad idea if ur wife is a cop and ur cheeting on her......... Just saying

[pakibukas]

That "whore" is Tracy Lords, sir! How Dare You!!

Show some respect!

[spaecialxara]

omg ur hilarious

[PHANTOMKNIGHT2000]

The intro is freeky

[jcheung540]

what the hell?

[duobane001]

I'd buy the Steven King drinking game kit. xD

[birdofshade]

I know it's not 'nostalgic' but I really want him to review Bag of Bones.

[dylanru1996]

ZUUUUUUL MOTHERFU- OW son of a bitch ow

[dylanru1996]

00:26 is my favirot part XD

[femalephantomdimes5]

I want that drinking game...

[communiqation]

...and you better not get up from your seat or I'll kill your mother if you do. lol

I love that scene.

[Reynintendo]

The Tommywiseaukers

[Wixtroxis]

@Reynintendo

Damn, beat me to it. XD

[MrBlackhawking]

ZUAL MOTHER FUCK... OW THAT HURT

[EthanShreve18]

I about died from laughing so hard at the part where she in the vet and all the wierd pets are there. haha.

[crafting987]

dude ur an fucking ass xDDDDDD

[killconfirmed1212]

theres something about the cinama snob that i dont like

[Reviewer158]

they float

[Onijsan]

I would pay anything for the talking Mr. Toomey Doll

[Mr0life]

11:22 - YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA

[NodDisciple1]

The intro is really well made, the Jigsaw and Pennyworth pics are genuinely creepy and the scene w/ him opening a door is just like the tv show (until he falls over). I know it was done for the lulz, but I bet he could do a great "serious" opening too. XD

[ECL28E]

I hate that guy for throwing out the sandwiches....I love sandwiches. 

[bowtiesarebrilliant]

You don't throw your wife's sandwiches away... You just don't.

[sonofdark18]

"Tommy knockers Tommyknockers

Knocking at your door

This fucking movie seems to have a bunch of whores

Tommy knockers Tommy Knockers

Knocking at your door

Please stephen king we dont want more"

This line keeps sticking in my head for some reason

[negativefuckhead]

@sonofdark18

Faggot! lol

[sonofdark18]

@negativefuckhead yeah thats very mature fuckhead (that IS your name is it?)

[negativefuckhead]

@sonofdark18

The Tommyknockers are gonna' get ya'! LOL!

[sonofdark18]

@negativefuckhead not if i scare them with my Mr toomey voice *activates voice "scaring the little giRRRLLLL!!!!!!!?"

[TrippleH655321]

Legendary action at 8:00

[TheRaptorsaur]

how does someone have a cobra as a pet.a monitor lizard is ok,as it could be a nile monitor,and they are big,look like komodo dragons and are kept as pets(but i think that this was a komodo dragon and they are too dangerous to be pets),and the owls owner might be in falconing,but nobody owns a venomous snakes like cobra,its too dangerous and probably ilegal.not to mention that its not secure in a terrarium and is freely slithering around the room.

[Myytmovies]

NC should do "The Stand"

[ShadowParanoya]

@Myytmovies no, NC should do the langoleers (i don't think i spelled that right) :\

[Myytmovies]

@ShadowParanoya he did the langoliers

[NelsonStJames]

8:39 Just about any scene of someone falling can be salvaged with the Goofy yell. Still lol.

[BlackAdam1231]

836 My favorite scene

[Wizard8166]

I'm sorry, but I love the Darth Vader comment in this reveiw.

[e1ep4an1]

The Grandpa here reminds of the Grandpa from the Simpsons Movie. That would've been a really funny joke.

[psychokinrazalon]

4:06 Why does that doll have a mustache when it's CLEARLY female?

[spiersaz]

I want a talking Mr. Tobby Doll!

"SCARYING THE LITTLE GIRL"

[alexander3062]

where did that Zuhl mother fucker Zuhl start? it's been in alot of his videos

[LordManda2]

@alexander3062 Its from the Ghostbusters movie. He first used it for the demon dog in his Pagemaster review.

[FireLightning16]

3:42

LMAO

[crh2010]

11:38-11:43 lmao

[Syt96]

If I had a TV start communicating with me, I would laugh my ass off with a evil smile on my face. In fact I did it while watching this review

[StrangeEmily88]

Zuuuhhll Motha fuckah!!!

[diner59]

BEST. OPENING. EVER.

[CatatonicKuroneko]

My grandmother came over to my house earlier. Since I'm a stephen king fan, she brought be over two books. One, Misery, which I already had, but still I accepted it, and The Tommyknockers..... I haven't read it yet, but still..... lets hope its better than the miniseries.

[Straif5]

Its offical. I'm never going to Maine.

[Tentensbiggestfan]

@Straif5 oh come on Maine's not that bad! Cold as hell in the winter yes, but I've lived in Maine all my life and I'm still alive :)

[Straif5]

@Tentensbiggestfan

It's the cold that I'm most worried about...I HATE cold. Though I wouldn't have to go to the mountains to ski...

[Tentensbiggestfan]

@Straif5 haha well the cold does suck in the winter, but spend a few years here and you forget about it pretty quickly

[Straif5]

@Tentensbiggestfan

That's fair.

Still, WTF does this guy have with Maine?

[Tentensbiggestfan]

@Straif5 I think it's cause he lives there, so it's easier to place all his stories there

[Straif5]

@Tentensbiggestfan

Oh. Writing about what you know and all that. Like how Cherie Preist is from Seattle and her books are based there.

[Tentensbiggestfan]

@Straif5 pretty much, though I don't think main is filled with all this creepy stuff...far as I know :)

[Straif5]

@Tentensbiggestfan

I haven't been their either, so I wouldn't know as well.

[sonofdark18]

@Straif5 stephen king is in a relationship with maine. thats my explanation and im sticking to it

[Straif5]

@sonofdark18

Works for me.

[sonofdark18]

@Straif5 LOL

[Kenzisa1Blazestone]

I'm surprised he didn't bring up the fact the lady who plays Bobbi is also in CSI.

[Borinater3]

8:12 realy no indie crusade jokes.......... ok then

[ArtemisLiliths]

The funny thing is that the doll that frightens the little boy is arguably one of the least creepy doll in the collection.

[AuraLucario7]

Thumbs up if you think the Critic should sell the Stephen King Drinking Game

[soric16]

@AuraLucario7 that would be selling out wouldnt it?

[TheSciFiJovian]

@AuraLucario7 I'll buy it.

[PaninaroAurora]

Can't a kid just play some ball with his ferocious killer komodo dragon for just one moment?

[rockar203]

9:00 ZUUUL MOTHA FUC- OW!!

[Straif5]

@rockar203

That never gets old.

[64Artemis]

HOLY CRAP OLIVE OYL IS MISS GROTKE!!! I knew I recognized her voice!

[batmous]

8:17...Don't ya mean Indy's Dad?

[Devman60006]

how come every stephen king always has people cheating on each other

[aquabluecat123]

11:57.

What in the world is she saying?

"Holgay chant?"

[rodsk8dude]

0:27 - 0:35 Do the whole videos looks like that to anyone else when seeing them on his site?

[0xLoveisWarx0]

Those dolls are freaking scary!

[monsterboy31]

0:31

Nice shoes, NC

[RpGfreak901]

9:56 What's wrong with not eating sandwiches?

[eastwing329]

@RpGfreak901 Its the callousness of the act and the fact that she took the time to make them to for a trip he made up.

[MrPodaky]

holy shit the post office wife is played by the same girl that use to be the voice of the play house disney chick

[crazzygirl100]

As (almost) always,the book is better. XD

[BattlefieldJoe97]

6:18 Funny ass hell

[BattlefieldJoe97]

1:06 Hey Its Tim Curry

[gungrave761]

@BattlefieldJoe97 hey, it's a horrible movie he was in called It!

[BattlefieldJoe97]

@gungrave761 No s%^& dude!! I already know that!

[WinterFox1000]

lol i would pay good money for a Mr. tooney doll i'm not joking

[thamutebutton]

zuuull motherfuc-ow! sonavabitch..

[DrexandCTHproduction]

i really want to see another cinima snob/ Nostalgia critic crossover

[qwuezalothus]

8:03: BEST PART OF THE MOVIE!!

[TheMasterOfTheCosmos]

The one reason I will always come back to this one video is because 9:00 - 9:13

[culchiecorner]

the entire movie was a Big Lipped Alligator Moment

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

What's the last thing the television says when Critic screams? Can't make it out...

[Leolady4]

@SoulfulBrutha5805 "Don't do that"

[GlobalsoftPirka]

The evil doll is actually kind of adorable. ^^;

Also, F*CKING LOL'D at the "Maine" song.

[CarpetolA]

00:15 Thanks a lot, Doug. Thanks a lot...

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

Oh no, he's been taking fencing lessons from Burgess Meredith!

[wickedmee007]

8:44 to 8:46 is now my official ringtone! LOL XD

[Cartoonfangirl007]

Dart Vader: Dude, you're a FUCKING ASS!

[GuppyOdyssey]

The irony of the drinking game is of course that Stephen King is a recovering alcoholic.

[80sfreak85]

@GuppyOdyssey Let's not forget that he's also writer from Maine. :D

[HarrisonLaine12]

8:12

Awww. I thought he would play Indiana Jones's father opening his umbrella to the flock of seagulls.

[Zdude3255]

TV: I've rigged the house to explode in a few seconds. Happy Halloween.

NC: AAAAAAAA-

TV: Don't do that.

NC: Oh

*BOOM*

[Guigley]

3:52 So, so funny. 8:43 as well.

[cowbow50]

at 7:04 thats not a parakeet its a kokky

[TheSweethotmama1]

omg he ditched the sandwiches! :o

[BeigomaStudios053]

5:05 hey shes from shining time station

[halloweenfan92]

that chick allyce beasley is the chick who does the voice as the hippie teacher from recess

[J4hbulon]

Stephen king reviews are the absolute best NC reviews!!

[Myytmovies]

@J4hbulon He should do "The Stand"

[KHsonicdude23]

Parakeet =/= Cockatoo

[trajan74]

Where the hell did "Zuuul motherfucker" come from? I've seen it in a number of his horror movie reviews but don't know the origin.

[Leolady4]

@trajan74 Ghostbusters

[siralucard19]

12:25 Reminds me of the Phone Booth with Colin Farrell

[beinghumangirl]

i cant be the only one who wants an fbi badge like that

[DennytheHumanBean]

NC's reviews are usually hilarious, but he's truly at his best when he's ragging on these shitty Stephen King Miniseries. Comedy gold! He should do a review of that shitty miniseries remake of The Shining. That mini-series fucking sucked. It's ludicrous that King Cokehead thought he could top Kubrick.

[Leatherbubba]

While we're on Stephen King movies. NC must review Dreamcatcher. That is one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen in my life.

[docturlough]

The second Deputy Olive Oyl opened her mouth, I gave up any hope, and just laughed.

[Scotttjt]

Loved the NC X-Files opening. Made me laugh my ass off. XD

[kaza12345678]

hay nc owls are cool

[braintheif90]

note to self never go to maine ill lose my shit laughing at the goofy monsters

[Grandpharaoh91]

i can undestand why the dolls would be creepy. My aunt used to have a baby doll collection. They were so lifelike, like actual babies. What's worse is that she used to store them in the crib I used to sleep in when is was a baby.

[linkfun456]

@Grandpharaoh91 Yaaaay, I'm going to have nightmares about that.

[Vegadra]

With the title, I thought it was a comedy. But I am laughing.

[AngelRin89]

The X-Files intro was hilarious!

[RJFreakman]

what is the opening songs name

[AngelRin89]

@RJFreakman It's the theme to the show, X-Files

[TwilightLink77]

its nice to hear zuul again.

[EGLchan]

The scream at 12:50 gets me every time! XD

[HamishLamingtons]

LoL "He reads specifically to the ethnicities of Maine, who seem to take up these three seats right here..." How convenient?

[BlueKnight851]

X-Files opening? Awesome.

[Zanite]

You see ladies, spiders ARE a male invention :D