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From: OMFGcata
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  • i acctualy know this story but i still get scared evert time i hear it XD

  • In the book version it's "I vish to vash and vipe de vindows" lol

  • Silly Schnottz!

  • OMFG LOL I LOLED SO HARD I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR ONCE SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE

  • BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!??!

  • LOL!

  • I AM SEVIPER!!! go pokeball

  • 1:21 best part =)

  • lol

  • hahahaha love it

  • Heard it.

    Lives it more when you said it!

    :D

  • rofl i was laughing the whole time

  • I am zhe Vipa!

  • lol it was even more fun if it was a boy trick or threating in a wiper costume xD

  • I half expected it to be the pizza guy or something.

  • Lol omg Jesse ur so silly.

  • Watching this while sick was a bad idea...laughing hurts, but it was oh so worth it!!

  • ...........................

  • 3 dislikes, deary me this is an epic story of a rusian window wiper, this vid should be liked....

  • ...What?

  • 3 people were too scared.

  • CONTEST#3

    SCARY I WET MY PANTS PICK ME I WANT ZE MURLOCZ

  • LOL that was fucked up man

  • pmsl

  • Quite possibly the best thing ive heard, ever haha

  • LOLOLOLOLOL :D

  • haha i needed a good laugh xD lets rock out with our cox out!!! >.>

  • Loool I was scared until the end xD /iseasilyspooked.

  • lol see animamiacs circa 93.

  • It is a very nice story. For me, it has gotten old. The reason for this is due to the fact that I would hear this story told by Cub Scouts and lazy Boy Scouts at every single Boy Scout event where there was a Camp Fire program that required a skit, song, or story. It is a nice change to hear it done by an awesome voice actor like yourself.

  • The background noise sounds the same as what was played in the Cowboy Bebop episode Pierotte Le Fou (sp?)

  • Scariest story evar!

  • Halarious!

  • Awesome. Creepy and odd, but awesome.

  • Hahahaha.

    Ok your job - professional story teller, awesome voice. :P

  • wawawawawawa...wa! ha clasic

  • My kindergarten teacher used to tell me this story all the time back in the day, lol

  • this was really creepy i was looking at this video when it had 6,666 views =S

  • Same here. O.o

  • ummm.........the veiws on the vid are a little.......creepy

  • @mmaster990 bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah

  • @OMFGcata Your awesome man! i was you 50th subscriber just wanted to let you know :)

  • @mmaster990 whats with the views?

  • @Negative365 when i commented that the veiws were 6,666

  • @mmaster990 lol i thought you meant that XD

  • When i viewed this it had 6,666 views...Coincidence? I think not!

  • ok as of right now, your view count for this video Jesse is 6,666... that 666 there freaky stuff no?

  • darn Scandinavians

  • Lmao i remember when i heard this when i was younger ;P

  • @IPlayWoWDude haha same with me man!

  • OMFG 6666 VIEWS!!!!!!!.....

  • thats funny

  • I got scared :(

  • oh the irony of watching this when it has 6,666 views

  • 6666 the # of the super devil!!!

  • hahah epic 6666 views :)

    

  • 6,666 views :O

  • 6666 view it must be espically bad

  • HAHAHAHA. I heard this story in 5th grade!

  • AHAHAHAHAH that is fucking awsome lol

  • lol heard it b4 but not with EPIC voice acting

  • Russian butt wiper if you ask me

  • Lol I remember this was the plot of an old episode of the GI Joe cartoon. Lots of lols from childhood.

  • This guy is the King!!

  • I thought he said Seviper. 

  • hahaha wtf

  • Is that music from Cowboy Bebop?

  • Haha wow Jesse that was the best story ever you should do some of these while your recording your wow videos.

  • Russian window wiper? :O Either way he has decent costumer service, checking up that often. :P

  • @TheLavisan HAHAHA I don't know why she was so scared. If anything this girl is simply a racist.

  • @TheLavisan Doesn't sound like russian.

  • LOOOOL.....

  • but good story anyways! i didnt understand the ending on what he wanted XD:P

  • to what the windos? O.o;

  • Lol!! Really nice story!!

  • LOL! awesome!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Haha wtf Jesse :P

  • LOL

  • OMG! LOL! XD

  • HAHAHAHA ROFL AWESOME !

  • og lawd.. xD

  • ahahah

  • "I AM ZI VIPER I AM HERE TO WIPE YOUR WINDOWS!" LOL

  • You stole this from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. >:P

  • I'm not sure but did he say: I am the wiper!

    with a bad pronunciation.

  • This was the premise for an entire GIJoe episode.  lol Must find that now. :D Thanks Jesse. lol

  • I assume by living room you meant kitchen, and by book you meant cookbook.

  • I am Seviper?

  • I am C. Viper?

    :D

  • what does he say at the the end? I am zibiber and i am here to wipe your windows!! thats what i hear

  • by the way jesse.. if you wonder where sassy hardwrench is, she has her own harbor called hardwrench hideaway in south stranglethorn

  • lol i love how the the happy halloween shakes when the viper calls

  • I knew this story from the beggining.

  • WOW LMFAO awesome :P

  • LOL

  • lmao

  • I facepalm'd Well Done Sir.

  • rofl im going to make a alt with that name now

  • I am SEVIPER! lol xD

  • HAHA LOL I REMEMBER THIS STORY XD!

  • lolz :P

  • MOMMY!QQ

  • facepalm^^ that was awesome!

  • Hehe i totally expected something to pop up at the end and scare me :P

  • is ze viper just an old angry german nazi looking for this jewish girl? I think yes.

  • I remember reading that in elementary

  • Oh yeah well, I am zee cracker and I have a .45!

  • See jesse u make funny story and pride kills people and scares children. Proof horde = good and alliance = evil

  • HEHE

  • lol fa-fa-fa-fail

  • Omg.. Jesse migh have me killed one day from all this laughing!.

    I dont think I'll ever have anyone wipe my windows. Evah!

  • -_- booooooooo *throws glass cup at jesse* TELL A BETTER STORY!

  • @harryraylane14 dont complain it was good til the end came then it was just silly :P

  • Lol funny stort xD

  • Whoawhoa whoaoaoa - WHOA!

  • i Lawld at the story,you know how to make people laugh :D

  • So awesome.

  • I think I heard this on GI Joe once, I hope that's where Jesse heard it, because that would be awesome.

  • WIN

  • Hhahaah so funny xD

  • I laughed so hard at the end xD

    

  • .... did she died?

  • Sweet.

  • HOLY CRAP A VIPER

  • LOOOOOOOOOOL X_D

    Epic story :D

  • ahahahaha jessie you have to much time on ur hands... get a job ya bum

  • I peed my pants

  • Sevivper? OH NO! Dugtrio, use Earthquake!

  • that story is why you should never take a german seriously. unless you are jewish.

  • AHHHH oh my god jesse that was a f***ing scary story. grrr now im gonna have trouble sleeping tonight!

    ahole.

  • hey didn't you get fired? weren't you suppose to make a shit load more videos?

    wtf is this?

  • @92Penguin either don't watch or stfu

  • @92Penguin Dude nice way of saying "i feel sorry for you being fired i hope it gets well and stuff" Fag go buy yourself a life on Ebay

  • @MrRageFire how much do those cost?

  • Lol.

  • Did we get trolled?

  • THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?!?!?

  • Epic

  • Is this a G.I. Joe reference? I remember that episode!

  • The greatest part about this video, is that i could watch it in 720p, thank heavens!

  • You just made my night.

    Thank you, Jesse. (heart)

  • 1:23 - 1:26 rolfmao xD

  • HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SCARED MY ASS

  • LMFAO!

  • oh Jesse...what WONT you do :)

  • lmfao Jesse = God!!

  • My 5th grade music teacher told this exact same story and that was over 10 years ago. I'm curious to know where you heard this story Jesse.

  • @MakhlookSingh it's old, lame, and has a stupid ending..

    perfect for me.

  • @OMFGcata ive seen this story before.. (with the orginal ending ofc.. which is not so nice lol) its a black and white tv sketch.. you seen it?

  • @OMFGcata Jesse will you marry me?:3!

  • @xXxTacozxXx

    No.

    Now go eat a fucking Taco you Mexican cunt.

  • @OMFGcata ahahahah loved it

  • XD

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jessie ty for that

  • The eeevil german window cleaner

  • i have a call more scary "I am Ze IRS and i own us as-"

  • fuck u got me scared! lol

  • I read this when I was about 8. :D

  • Oh... its actually the title, was hoping it was a creatively named wow video.. =/ ..... /skiptoend

  • I lol'd. I really did

  • lol so how long did it take you to come up with that

  • @VolDorei

    He didn't, it's an old story from this book that has all these scary stories in it. :D

  • @MilliKataine fair enough lol was pretty funny

  • Iz ze viper named Yanosh? Ze Yanosh from Ghostbusters 2?

  • Seviper? Attack of the Pokémon?

  • lol nerd comedy so awsome lol

  • i liked the part when the phone rang

  • @Longtimer49 lol

  • Hahahaha fucking ass =D

  • I am ze vapist!

  • Happy Halloween!!

  • G.I. Joe did that joke.

  • classssssssssic

  • I AM THE VIPER I'VE COME TO VIPE AND VASH YOUR VINDSHEILD!

  • LOL!

  • Haha this was in "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark"

  • facepalm