No Bingo!
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  • keep taping 3 in differnt beat

  • keep tapping 69, it's great

  • Bootlicking Uncle Tom - or rather Uncle Tanveer - cooning on TV. Only on Australian TV of course.

  • @Kingsatok he's actually a psychiatrist lol

  • @Kingsatok funny thing is, he actually Is a doctor! hahaha

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BINGO!!!!!!

  • Wtf

  • im in live with this man

  • Press 6

    then Press 5

    to see what this clip is all about :)

  • Mecca Bingo

  • im not sure how that relates, but wat does matter is...THERE IS NO BINGO! lmfaooo

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  • hahahaha indians r the funniest ppl

  • listening to the host at 0:33 trying to impersonate the indian is SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

  • NOOOOOOO HOOOOMMMOOOO

  • He does not talk like that....

  • Hes my new neighbor!

  • I remember this. So funny. Nooooooo bingo!

  • noooooooooooooooo shit sherlock

  • This guy is a chiropractor. Serious.

  • @CameronBoothTV noooooooooooo hes a psychiatrist!

  • nnnnnnoooooooooooooooo krudd

  • fuckin curry muncher

  • @jesslizzie LOL.

    This made my day.

    Seriously.

  • Aw gee .. I really MISS this strange little dark-skinned man .. who landed here in a rickety, leaky boat. He was such a novelty, with such instant quirky appeal. Was he here on a temporary work visa, or what !! Has he been deported back to his own country, already ?? Has his application for political-asylum been rejected ?? Now here was a guy with real talent .. I hope he's now an executive TV station-owner, back in his own country .. but he can stay there ...

  • NO BINGO for PM!!!!...

  • NOOOOOO BRIDGING VISA!!!!

  • NOOOOOO BRIDGING VISA!!!!

  • I think this guy could make it in the Matrix. Why do you ask? Well...

    THERE IS NOOOOOOOO SPOON.

  • Goddam. What a performing monkey.

  • the guy doesnt really have an accent so its funny hes bagging himself

  • This guy my gosh so funny. but the show was crap it was rigged

    ROTFLLLLLLLL

  • it would be hilarious if he acciedently hit someone haha

  • ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah­ahha

  • Even when there is music, the guy just removes the suspense XD

  • No Bingo mod!

  • Hahah, this guy makes me laugh everytime, an oscar award for him :P

  • NOOOOOOOOOO PIIIAAANNNOOO

  • this thing is rigged

    (THE GAME)

  • no shit, shit ass show as well

  • I died laughing. But I couldn't die, because there was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BINGO

  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo bingooooooooooooooooooo

  • WTF

  • BOGAN INDIAN

  • hahahahahaha

  • Riiiiidddgggeeee Racer!

  • So here's this Giant Enemy Crab...

  • Now this is what I wank to!

    My mate has the clip that gets repeated as his message alert on his mobile LOL

    BTW His name is Dr. Tanveer Ahmed. He is a doctor/psychiatrist by day. He is also an SBS journalist, writes for major newspapers and mens' health magazines, a standup comedian and appears on radio and TV (ABC, SBS). He is also on the Australian medical association board and advertising standards board and an UN ambassador.

  • haha my mate ran into a servo with an indian workin and just shouted NOOOOOO BINGO!! fuk me it was funny!

  • this guy is the worst guy ever

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo bingooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

    get a real job

  • lol sarah

  • kingsatok - you are funny!

  • Wow. After this show failed completely in the U.S. they had the nerve to make an equally lame Aussie version?

  • there is no bingo!

  • apparently he is of english decent and has no accent ... i find this amusing.

  • *indian accent* orh mry gord therr is no0o0o0o0o0o bingo0o0o0o0o!

  • Dingo stole your baby?

    There is Nooooooo Dingo!

  • ....Lame is the only word worthy enough to describe your "joke"

  • ....pathetic. That is the only word worthy enough to describe your "sense of humour"

  • obviously you dont watch the chaser

  • LOL!! Bourbanog, CHASERS!!!!!!!!! xD

  • WHAT A TOSSER

  • bhahaha he doesnt really talk like that its all an act

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD LAUGH AT US!!!!!! I feel so bad for us......Oh well....NOOOOO BINGO!!!!

  • lol whos going to make a video of him saying noo bingo lots of times?

  • dick head who watches this shit

  • gosh, he even went into journalism! This is just a career killer. He was also on insight! Smart guy, but a wasted talent! Idiot!

  • uh yes smart............but an idiot?

  • man that guy is so annoying...

    but uber funny

  • nah just annoying.

    fken retarded how people keep repeating that saying.

  • noooo bingo!

    yeah i hate people that repeat it

    noooo bingo!

  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo bingo!!!

  • the Terms and conditions specifically state that the show is pre recorded, and the gamecards are created to only allow a maximum number of winners... not a scam, but yet again it's buyer beware!

  • THIS SHOW IS RIGGED! It was on the news... and yes he is a doctor, hmm waste of a degree??

  • I know.

    MWAHAHAHA!

  • unless theres ever the bingo desease...all he would have to do is wave his magic arm and say no bingo and the person would be cured

  • haha! :P

  • NOOOO CITIZENSHIP!

    AHAHAHHA

  • @hallowedaretheori88

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • lol he was gonna appear on the chaser decides but channel 7 banned him!!!

  • a new contender for worst show ever

  • lmao ahahaha thats funny as, shit show, but still funny! and incase ne1 missed it there is NOOOO BINGO!!!!!!

  • Yeah, except he is a doctor. So he is still more succesful than you.

  • Lol scam show

  • AHAHAHA.

    He must get so fucking fed up with saying that.

    Imagine him 5 years from now in a gutter, doing herion, whispering "no..bingo..." then cries himself to sleep.

  • haha

  • LOL, absolute genius.

  • Yeah i thought so too.

    I should make a video chronicling his success. Despite his success, he is unhappy, and abuses drugs and alcohol, and fucks hookers to fill the void of his hollow empty existence, spiraling into a story of self-hate and his family, friends and partner giving up on him, then eventually, his death..

  • lmao i can imagine that now

  • LOL Idiot, he's a doctor...

  • nooooooooooo bingooooooooooo

  • u guys are wrong this show is the best because there is "NO BINGO!"

  • lol i would laugh if he fell down the stairs

  • ICONIC!!

  • no bingo!!

  • must he wave his arm around EVERY TIME IT'S NO BINGO?!

  • that guy is so funny and thats what I like about this show

  • yes...the only interesting and remotely funny thing about it. NOOO BINGO!

  • RIGGED!

  • Bengal is a state in india (hence he is bengali)..so does that not make him indian??

  • worst show ever

  • Word is that guy is in talks with Chaser, should be good is anything comes out of it

  • You either love him you hate him.

  • I go for the love =P

  • Yo that guy is Tanvir Ahmed. He's bengali, not indian, and hes a journalist and psychiatrist born and bred in Australia...he's just putting on the accent. He also disses Muslims.

  • zomg. i hate this show. and this guy makes me hate it even more.

    I won 100bux ^.^

  • This show is so crap. I bet it won't last past the first season.

  • His such a LEGEND!!

  • channel seven is crap they owe that indian big time cause hes the one bringing in ratings

  • lol i agree with that, channel 7 is the worst... well that and abc

  • haha yeah abc is ok though because they have chasers war on everything. now that show is priceless!!!

  • noooooooooooooooo bingo...f'n priceless

  • lolcano

  • aussie > american

    aussie RAWKSSS!!

  • go Aussies!!!

  • what a sadcase, the guy is a doctor - must be hard times.

  • can u speak two languages and spell correctly in ur only language? Plus your a loser

  • NO BINGO,PLAY ON

  • I hate channel 7

  • that guy owns =]

  • baby its bingo. the guys my dad.

  • HAAHAH this guy is hilarious, america have some indian guy to but the australian guy owns him

  • So true the Indian Guy Is Pro, The Show is Crap tho :D

  • Only good thing about the show is the curry guy. But the rest is shithouse.

  • NOOOOO DINGO

  • the american version also has an indian guy doing that, i think its the same for the arabic, chinese and russian versions as well!

  • And to all the gullible people going "nooo bingo" and immitating him.. That so isn't why the television network hired him, hey?

    It was purely because of his expert language schools.. Not because he has a funny accent which will cause viral marketting at all.

  • The contestants on these shows are like mice being played with by a cat (the television network). They chuck peanuts at these people and they get so excited, but how much money do you think they get from advertising. Effing ridiculous.

    PS: This show is crap.

  • i like to watch my dog take shits

  • Yup a penis in the hand is worth two in the bush

  • yeh i wank over this

  • Aint that the truth

  • we dont doubt that

  • Id tap that

  • he is indeed a prince among men

  • hahaah

  • hahaha i love seeing this guy hes fukn hilarious. NOOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGOOOOOOO

  • His name is Dr. Tanveer Ahmed. He is a doctor/psychiatrist by day. He is also an SBS journalist, writes for major newspapers and mens' health magazines, a standup comedian and appears on radio and TV (ABC, SBS). He is also on the Australian medical association board and advertising standards board and an UN ambassador.

  • That is so damn cool, most talented man on channel 7 by the sounds of it. ;)

  • yes much better than the other dimwits on that channel

  • man that fuckin indian dude is fuckin hilarious

    NOOOOOO BIIINGO!!!!!!!!!!

  • i like it when someone in the crowd gets bingo and he gos baby its bingo lol

    tanny for prime minister

  • Best part is when the other guy repeats whatever Indiaman has just said; like he needs to be translated, or something...

  • XD NOOOO BIINNGOOO !! *waves finger*

  • haha

  • Fuck off.

    Next they'll have a german doing yelling "ACHTUNG, BINGO!" every time someone wins.

    How culturally demeaning is this shit?

  • Wouldn't it be "NIEN, BINGO!!!"

  • No, because it's every time someone wins, hence "Warning, Bingo!" :)

  • hey jaimie its Aris hahaahaha No Biiiiingo

  • this guy is the fukn coolest.

  • apparently there is an american version of the show who also has an indian guy who says "Nooooo Bingo"

  • obviously. half the fkn shows on tv r either american or copy cat versions - idol, dancing with the stars, who wants to a millionare...the list goes on my friend.

  • It made the show enjoyable. I would watch it just for this guy, he's awesome XD

    NOOOOOOOOO BINGOOOO!

  • LOL this is gay, anyhow Idol and 60minutes would have boned it in the ratings

  • hahaha, when i was watching this it annoyed me heaps... but everytime i see it it gets funnier ^_^

  • Actually this show beat them both, by a considerable margin.

  • 60 minutes is SHIT worst journalism EVER!

  • Have you seen a current affair and today tonight?

  • I pry I never do again. They be making Australia dumber.

  • I was replying to someones comment that this is the worst show by saying that aca and tt were worse, I really hate tooday tonight with a passion, the chaser is the best show however :)

  • Not cool. He's a wanker. If I was Indian, I'd shoot him.

  • he is my hero

  • NOOOOOOOOO BINGOOOOOO!

  • NOOOOOOOO BINGO

  • hahahaha he's so cool!

  • I WANT TO PUNCH THAT GUY

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