Rush Hour 3 - The French Asian

[rennycoffee]

'he said shoot me' *click*  laughed my ass off...

[TheAwesomemuslimgirl]

Chris tucker is CRAZYYYY LMAO! XD

[lilwayneisHORRIBLE]

"This time he called this gentleman something that means cat, and another word that rhymes with maggot" my favorite part lmao.

[Roflelf]

Lol Carter's chinese is pretty good. "是谁派你来的“(who sent you?)

[christoph1192]

You tell this piece of "S" word that i will personally "F: word him up ... xD

[beAngry909]

ROFLLLL Got No teeth

[HaloArcher1337]

Your Asian stop humiliating yourself LMAOOOO

[damorams]

Who makes double cause she has no teeth. I finally got that

[JayIgnition]

''im tryna kill somebody mannnn'' hhahahahaha

[bubblebuzz645]

lol "you´re asian, stop humiliating yourself!"

[masrurahmed95]

"Tell the lord he's about to have some company" hahahahahaha

[ANormalGuy]

I dont know how people got "a word that rhymes with matt" but its "maggot" not "matt"

Its pussy and faggot.

[KebbaRoockStaar]

Asian: shoot me

Click click

Carter: Lee there's no bullets in here

Lee: Sorry

Carter: Im trying to kill somebody maan Daam!

[lovebeauty176]

Thats rite sista u better keep prayin and tell hes got sum company oh forgive me father for i have sinned so funny got stomach pains first time watching it

[avatarking425]

LEE THARES NO BULLETS IN HERE!!!!! SORRY... I'M TRING TO KILL SOMEBODY MAN... DAMN... AVT425

[chrisschri05]

nishisaishipanlala!! nishisaishipanlala!! XD

[ladyknights104]

his b's?

his b's sistah, his hairy stinkin' b's!

LOL i laughed so hard!!!!!

[lovebeauty176]

Oh forgive me father for i hav sinned no wait so funny

[papachels]

Lee, "hole" is spelled with an "H". ahahaha.

[codeb24]

we need rush hour 4!!!! really really badly! :D

[DUCREE12]

Carter :tell me right now ill cut your b's off and shove them down your mouth

Nun: his b's

Carter: his b's sista his hairy stinkin b's

[Roflelf]

@DUCREE12 wasn't it beads?

[marioworld317]

carter : lee there's no bullets in here

lee : i'm sorry

carter : i'm trying to kill somebody man ... damn

lmfao

[MrChow9]

word rythm with cat and maggot?

[ashieboy1995]

@MrChow9 another word for cat: pussy

rhymes with maggot: faggot

He called him a pussy faggot

I stil think Jackie Chan's AssWhole comment was the best though xD

[marioworld317]

@ashieboy1995 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THANKS FOR TEACHING US WHAT MEANS CAT AND RHYMES WITH MAGGOT THANKS WE ... DID ... NOT .KNOW ....THAT

[ashieboy1995]

@marioworld317 one guy ACTUALLY didn't know that

[schaeffrees]

@ashieboy1995 yeah a little to much

[ladyknights104]

@MrChow9 he called him a pussy and a faggot

[kalipate]

i am tryn to kill somebody lee D: lololololololol <3

[13hbbh]

good thing Mcgonagall didn't put him thru the excruciatus curse

[darc0]

chris tucker is a god :D

[dewakeadilan]

m- m- m-

Mcgonagall???????

how-????

[ShoutenShouu]

NI SHISHIA SHI PALALALA!

[Kratos4245]

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[9999AWC]

@Filfith actually the women speaks French pretty good. But she could use a little work! I like the Chinese's accent!

[9999AWC]

What kind of Chinese speaks French?

LMAO

[GamerandMovieVault]

@9999AWC one that lives in France

[incyc70]

-SLAP-

SPEAK ENGLISH!

[9999AWC]

Nice working with ya sister!

Anytime brother!

LMFAO!

[TheTurkBrah]

its really frigin wierd coz he looks french and asian its wierd

[Mrcommandersnake1]

Am tryin to kill somebady man!!! DAYMN!!.... lolest

[PhilFilth]

Both of them don't speak very good french. Their accent make them hard to understand sometimes.

[CrazyNinjaTurtleGirl]

@killert52

"Then screw you guys, I'm going home!"

-South Park

[CrazyNinjaTurtleGirl]

His beads sistah his hairy stinking beads

Nice working with ya sistah

Anytime brothah

Lol

[Killert52]

@CrazyNinjaTurtleGirl Speak English!

[SayImust]

His beads, his hairy stinking beads, sista. hah!

[jerome1997able]

around 2:30 carter said i'm kidding

[dabin88]

Any time brother lol, the nun is a legend!

[topsui]

Press 2 for Anus !

[500mclaren]

CLICK 0:29 TO SLAP THE TRIAD

[itachi155]

Is the nun professor Mcgonagle from Harry Potter?

[500mclaren]

NISHISHISHASHIBYLALA!!! NISHISHISHASHIBYLALA!!!

[clonetrooper1998]

NI SHI SHEI SHEI PAI NI LAI DE SHEI PAI NI LAI DE!!!!!

[Ziggman2g]

@clonetrooper1998 Moi que de qua don ne te fei!!!

[TeamNitroFuzion]

Carter: Nice working with you sista.

Nana: Anytime brutha.

[ANormalGuy]

@TeamNitroFuzion You forgot the gang hi-five and click Lol

[harikiang]

nice work sista, ANY TIME BROTHA

[mastercontrO]

He said the N WORD What you tell this little mother* Carter

[chivaszx3]

Maggie Smith (professor McGonagall)

[Yn0rHz]

lol puta DE negro means fuck the negro

[viktorstojanov]

puta DE negro

[TheYvesbanks]

@viktorstojanov its putin de Negre

[Policestate2000]

VOO VAY EFF

[powhzify]

ANI CHU PAY LAY LA

[ghostface185]

*slap*

Carter: Speak English!

French dude: Up yours! Or Fuck you I always get that confused :(

[girlynsmart]

NASHI SHI SHI SHI BADALALA!!!!! NASHI SHI SHI SHI BADALALA!!!!

[Sportsfan2829]

My cuzin saw this she is 6 and said whats beeds? And im like beeds for neckalace!XD =] ^_^

[FiftyK77]

French is not his native language, I'm French and had hard times understanding what he was saying...

[girlynsmart]

@FiftyK77 I agree a lot. That was actually pretty hard to understand...

[solo1991majadly]

Well, you tell him he's an A.W.

Uh, Lee,

"hoe" is spelled with a H.

I have a dictionary upstairs.

Just call him an asshole.

LMAO!!

[smackdown98]

@solo1991majadly - Actually he meant "hole" to call him an ass hole lol.

[HoLoCron22]

i can't stop laughing xD

[MegaGothmog]

Non: his beeds?

Carter: His beeds sister, his hairy stinking beeds!

LOL

[xoDivineAngelox]

His Beads. His Stinky Hairy Beads

[lmmaSuperVegeta]

Lee: What! Well you tell him he's an "aw".

Carter: Lee hole is spelled with an "h".

Nun: I have a dictionary upstairs.

Lee: Just call him an asshole!

thumbs up if you laughed

[killer00165]

lmfao at the end the black guy said thank you sister and she anytime brother hahahahaha!!!

[j3ss1caly]

Professor Mcgonagall!!!!!!!

[itschris96]

Speak english!

[itschris96]

Your asian stop humiliating youself

[el3men2393]

AWESOME!!!



[shithappens17]

it's mcgonaggal O_o

[xouxou35]

Nice workin with you sista

Anytime brotha !

[marioworld317]

@xouxou35 you copied xouxou35 youre like the french asian

[xouxou35]

@marioworld317 what ?

[13jmall]

i'll cut your b's off and shove em in your mouth. his b's? his b's sister his hairy stinking b's........lmao chris tucker is cutthroat for that

[starocean247]

the nun's got swagg xD

[samotwinz]

Hahahahahaha I love this scene lol

[MiniMaster34ever]

3:23 that hi5 made it EPIC!!!

[Bamb0009]

your asian stop humiliating yourself hahahaha <3

[LATETANICA50]

Father forgive me for i have sinned LOL!

[TheKARENBOYS]

lol

[ecko005]

- "SLAP"

- SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

- J'EMMERDE! (fuck you!)

haha awesome!

[girlynsmart]

Carter: Nice working with u sister.

Sister: Anytime, Brother.

[itschris96]

2:11 - Just call him an asshole!

[Parcel507]

Finally could use 0:18 with someone

[Parcel507]

*slap*

SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! LMAO that made my day

[StephonST]

I love how he smacked him twice LOL

[YaMonRastafari]

His beads?

Yes sista, his hairy stinkin beads.

[kenzoo191]

i said balilalalalalal i said balilala

[885808326]

I LOVE this sequel, proud to know I was actually able to help on set (St. Mary's Hospital) in Long Beach, Ca. That nun even has the same name as my mom who works at the hospital.

[CARNAXHACKER789]

Carter: Nice workin with ya, sistah.

Nun: Anytime bruthah.

[District360]

"that's right sister call the lord and tell him he is about to have some company" HAHA

[070901994]

Hahahahahhahha. "Anytime, brother"

[MA0niner]

just call him an asshole

[RT2361]

"I have a dictionary upstairs."

[philipsjohn1]

carter: nice workin with you siste0r

*highfive*

nun: anytime

[shahnan1000]

what kind of a chinese man speak french den aftawords carter's like nooooo ur asian ur humiliating urself

[FLIGHTCOMPANY]

His face when he said, "Did he say Negro?" LMFAO!

[edgar123tube]

Did he say negro ? lol

[timmlee99]

Carter:"good job sistah"

Lady:"anytime brotha"

lol XD

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

HOE or whole?

[Richardtola1]

i will personally f word him up hahahahaha

[PS34EVA95]

*starts praying*

"That's right sister, call the Lord and tell him he's bout to have some company"

LOL

[brokenheartbabe123]

is it the quality or my comp?

[edgar123tube]

@brokenheartbabe123 The quality!

[SuperThrillerboy]

@athomicritics:

ya maybe.

[SuperThrillerboy]

WoW.

an asian dude speaking good french??!!

i'm asian and the only french word that i know is "bonjour"!!!

i'm very proud of that asian dude in rush hour 3 for speaking good damn french!!

[athomicritics]

@SuperThrillerboy he is probably a asian born in france

[EastAsiandictator]

@athomicritics He could be Vietnamese,Cambodian, or Laotian because those countries were French colonies. They even have their own dialects of French. The number of French speakers in those countries are dropping though and mainly people from the French quarters speak French. Sometimes, people with roots from the French quarter don't even speak fluent French or even French at all. I should know...as my family comes from the French quarter.

[shiki2zoku]

@EastAsiandictator i think those southeast asians hate the french lol...

beacuse of the war u know the french claimed vietnam or sumthin

[EastAsiandictator]

@shiki2zoku France went farther than claiming Vietnam. Vietnam was part of France and their territories for a century (100years). That's why Vietnamese food, clothes, and language is influenced by the French. Also the French replaced the Chu Nom traditional Vietnamese script with the Latin Quoc Ngu script. That's why the Vietnamese write with the European alphabet.

[shiki2zoku]

@EastAsiandictator dude tht may be true, but viets wanted the french out of thier country, and so they did by force. thts how tht vietnam war, then the u.s intervened to help the south viets, because the north had already kicked out the french n wanted the rest of vietnam to become a dictator, regardless if today the french hav influnced south east asia

[shiki2zoku]

@EastAsiandictator and if the french replaced the viets own tradition wouldnt tht make them hateful of frenchman?

[TheMineCool]

The Best part is when he get The gun and he says "Its over Broder its over"

[TheMalaysiaChinese]

haha that guy said ni shi shui pai lai de 你是誰派來的 <<mean where are u come from

[SkyHighK3kun]

@TheMalaysiaChinese im chinese and i couldnt even undertsand hahaha

[HiddenLotus111]

I used to interrogate people. Then I took an arrow to the knee...

[whatshouldmynamebe7]

Noun"He called this gentleman something that means cat, and rhymes with maggot."

Jackie"What? Call him a A-W!!!"

Chris"I believe Hole is Spelt with a H"

Jackie"Just call him an asshole!"

[01984lockyer]

@whatshouldmynamebe7 Noun?...Jackie?...Nun...Lee

[meikaina]

Anyone notice lee keeps telling carter to stop after he hand him the ammo lol.

xD

[MrDuzanson]

Thats right sister call the Lord and tell him he bout to have some company

[whatshouldmynamebe7]

"That's right sistah, call the lord and tell him he's gonna have some company"

[lmmaSuperVegeta]

Carter: Lee there's no bullets in here.

Lee: I'm sorry.

Carter: I'm trying to kill somebody man. Damn.

thumbs up if you laughed

[TheEcrod]

slaaaappp!!! speak English.

[TheDunkaholic1]

Did he say negro? lol lol

[ClintEastwood187]

He's grandmother makes double cause she has no teeth! Omg lmao

[msjesslyn98]

Is that the lady from harry potter?

[abdullahakpinar1]

2:41 funny

[BudrizWow11]

"Youre asian stop humiliating yourself!"

[liloxjohn]

"just call him an asshole"

[YanksBostonMets]

I'm asian and I found this so messed up hearing an asian man speak French. LOL!

[K108KENWORTH]

Keep pressing 1 for awesome double slap ;) lol

[LadyFashOfDymezNdTFG]

Your Asian Stop Humiliating Yourself Lml Best Part

[issunatheking]

3:05 Forgive me Father for i have sinned lol :D

[ieatscience]

anytime brother LOL

[ThePackers2512]

*Smack!* SMEAK ENGLISH !

LMFAO

[Scotech100]

Nice end Sister

*Clap*

[callumzezohan]

He called Lee - Pussy Faggot.

He Called Carter - The Racist Word That Starts With "N"

[juanmunoz24]

Asian: shoot me

Chris: Click click damn lee cant you see im trying to kill somebody over her

Lee:sorry

[juanmunoz24]

Never get old

[ADevilsSnare]

ahahahaha the two cant spell xD

the sister is hilarious "a word that rhymes with maggot" "i have a dictionary upstairs"

[Phenomenon58]

I thought Rush Hour 1 and 2 couldnt be topped .But Rush hour 3 was just the funniest lol.

[mhoops1241]

mrsexyasskicker the n word is nigger

[asslover425]

im trying to kill somebody man

lol

[shahnan1000]

look at lee's tie at 0:25 den den again at 0:33

[MrSexyasskicker]

what is the N word?

[xchoib0195x]

FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!

[TheTrunksdbz]

@xchoib0195x x' ' D

[baddam95]

Lol

Lee: "Well you tell him he's a, A W!"

Carter: "Lee! Hole is spelled with an H"

Nun: "I have a dictionary upstairs"

Lee: "Just call him a ASSHOLE!!!"

[Baker4LIfe27]

i have a dictionary upstairs ..hahaha

[itsshellyful]

chris tuckers version of chinese - nishishei shi balalala nishishei shi BALALALA

[StarSpawn06]

@itsshellyful

"shr shui pai ni lai de ?" ( with tones ) = "who's the one who sent you ?"

Chris Tucker did learn Chinese ;)

he stuffed in a few redundant syllables though ... :/

[StarSpawn06]

@StarSpawn06

by "Chinese" I meant "Mandarin" XP

[kayele]

You tell him that his mamma's a H!

[kayele]

I liked this movie how come people were hating on it?

[TheMostFreakyGeek]

Thumps up if you speak french and understood everything ! xD

[Sharps1231]

This is so hilarious. you cant even see the red bar, there shouldn't be one this is to funny

[mrolivier718]

nun got swag

[TheJamie109]

That is the coolest nun ever. Next to the floating nun from blues brothers. Lol

[TheMostFreakyGeek]

"No your asian! stop humiliating yourself!" !! xD HAHA WTF :D

[devascoyanda]

@TheMostFreakyGeek LMAO! X