Artie Barnes Can Dress Himself And Wants To Show His Penis

[ConnDevi88]

Press 9 for more penis

[Fuckingflesheater]

Man it's not fair your stupid song Fish Heads got famous and there's actually talented musicians out there who never get big.

[SEEQuine]

YES!! Artie I want to see your penis so badly right now! I know yours is bigger than Bill's....

[artiebarnes]

Then come on over and see my penis! It's really big!

[YourDarkAccomplice]

Nobody wants to see the traumatizing piece of tiny crap... id confuse it for a pinky.. only... er... smaller.. hehe

looks like your character is not the only thing that's "infentile" hehee

[artiebarnes]

For someone who thinks I suck, you like to stalk me and watch ALL my video's, huh?! Hmmm....

[YourDarkAccomplice]

Yes, and this is because you need to be reminded .. (on each video, which expresses each time you've been a retard) just how much of a retard you are. How DARE YOU kill that old lady!! LOL

[StephanieLives]

He killed her with his penis! (Or did he kill her with love? He didn't mean to..)

[Naessly]

LMAO!!! That was kinda scary, but friggin hilarous xD

[Annannas48]

Just kidding!

U're funny :P

[StephanieLives]

Huh? Artie's not 24, he's in his fifties! He was releasing records 24 years ago!

[Annannas48]

Ok xD

At least that makes sence now!

[artiebarnes]

i am TOO 24!!

[Annannas48]

and you're 24, married, and have two kids?

Poor them...

[Annannas48]

yes,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

But bananas are blue, so i don't care

[artiebarnes]

you're just a big ol' pee pee head!!!

[Annannas48]

erh...

The point were, NO!

[artiebarnes]

ohhhh, the point were, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........­....!!!

[Annannas48]

HAHA. If, i were a homosexual,

i still wouldn't see ur frekin' penis!

[artiebarnes]

oh, you're gay??

[Annannas48]

and is that YOU on the vid?

[artiebarnes]

you just wanna see my penis, doncha!!!

[Annannas48]

And you/he is 20??

looks more like 30 O.o

[artiebarnes]

i'm totally like 24....

[Dysfunctional126]

No Mr.Barnes, I would not like to see your small penis

[artiebarnes]

Dude, it's immense!

[Annannas48]

Is that you, Artie Barnes?

If so, ur funny, but weird xD

[zallasane]

i want 30seconds of my life back!

[artiebarnes]

No. That 30 seconds is mine now.

[Dysfunctional126]

HELP ME GOD!!! WHAT IS THIS!? Dude I enjoyed Fish Heads, just because it was awesomely retarded. But you take it too far. Keep these videos to yourself haha! Your the one scaring away China! They can't watch videos now! Its you and Chris Crocker that just have to do this to the Chinese!

[galaxyhigh73]

This is like watching the Pillsbury Doughboy and Strawberry Shortcake getting it on, while they also discuss recent trends in airline upholstery. Woo-hoo!

[TheWiiExpert]

he is so funny!

[artiebarnes]

He's not THAT funny!

[bccoopaloop]

that was hilarious

[TheSwillMan]

And he's got a wife and two kids.

[mkolt]

legalize it! :)

[shahin10]

that guy is a child molester!

[hannie5555]

I agree 100%

[kylemonkey]

whoever the fuck you are man. you are some sorta fucking funny person. i like you. you are sooo funny

[artiebarnes]

u like me??? u really like me???? blessed jesus....

[kylemonkey]

yes i love you!! now be my father!!

[lunarpark35]

Robert ("Artie") is the greatest.

[artiebarnes]

I wouldn't say he's the greatest, but he's pretty good...

[tanrat7]

He reminds me of "Stewart" on MadTV

[boomsstronk]

Wow. And I thought I was weird?!

[artiebarnes]

i think it's fuckin' stupid.. get a life artie...

[shawn4Press]

awsome....

[samuelwhyte]

Wow.

[kateam1975]

LOL

[TNFan32]

Shirty shirt shirt

[chrislee1120]

Your a fucking idiot!!!

[artiebarnes]

what makes you think that?

[clockoutx]

Blargh!!! The Escher in the background is making me camsick.

[SardonicusRexx]

He's turning into a white beetlejuice from the Stern show.

[AutisticPersona]

"wanna see my penis?!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[dadoodaidy]

What a great cliffhanger! And another funny hat.

[TheSwillMan]

Hopefully another potential Napnoop track!