Ouija Board Unlocks Untold Evils

[thacrazychick]

i dont get it.. why are you using your hand i am lost ...

[BinderAL]

back space...LOL

[CarlosMedina2]

Spacebar...stupid!

[M4XXC0RE]

Lmao

if you want to see a ouija board in action take a look at my page..

now IT is LEGIT

dont believe me? then check it out

[Thateddybassist]

I don't really believe in this, but if it works, you always must be polite, especially when ya hook up a demon.

[Levenet1996]

FAKE!

[Scottza1997]

This is cool if it was real, but never ask for it to make a physical manifestation; it can cause the spirit to linger in the area, or cause more spirits to enter because you've opened a door to the spiritual world.

[killidiotas]

that is soo funny man hahahahahahahahaha

[ayayay111]

hmm a pentagram with a swastika and a "yes" with a "SS"-s..

you really have your version of evil there...

[KnowThyself24]

ridiculous

[zexarious]

This is legit and the spirit is for real.

[JT232010]

lol

[TheBraymond]

lol typing board is awsome!! hahaa

[bigsteve68]

Wow gay

[lizzydizzy9]

lmao spacebar

[chickensupdude]

ROFL YEAH! :)))) SPACE BAR WTF =))) do u think the spirit is a computer video gamer or something? :))) lol

[Snoopii211]

lol that red thing behind him at the start looked like a nazi thing lol..

[nibbsy7]

hahhaa it did

[LilLee965]

im done with this one.

[LilLee965]

better check the foundation.....space ,,,,,bar......,still gay and annoying

[zexarious]

If it was foundation it wouldn't start moving from a dead stop.

[dubtown15301]

wtf u call that...thats a ghetto ass ouija ..lol

[BlackPandaTKS]

lol the ghost sent you a virus. He is one of those Ouija board gangster ghosts i heard of.

[nanie333]

i can say a million reasons y this is fake.

1. thats not how u summon them at first. and you dont take a match. you spin the planchette 3 times int he center.

2. its not a computer you dont 'type' out the questions. you ask aloud

3. no space bar

4. u dont MOVE it urself. thats just gay

5. dont ask the spirits to do something physically

6. they release themselves if they r either an evil spirit or a question they dont want to answer.

and 7, still gay

[SexxiChica011]

i bet he would have killed jews!

[bennyJW3]

Lol the bottle is movin cuz ur contractor sux

[CptBoots]

lol, nice floor bub. cool apt.

[AzureClarity]

A swastika inside a pentagram? That's just asking for trouble. Begging, actually.

[TheSilentLibrarian]

This is asking for you to be slaped dude.

[Tolstoievsky]

cacatu asta are casa-n panta

[1ockedand1oaded]

DUDE

thats no pentagran thats the star of david!

you can play life_hack all you want but YOU CANNOT DRAW A FUCKING NAZI SIGN IN A STAR OF DAVID!

[zexarious]

I invite you to google the symbol of the raelian sect. Sorry that you're ignorant.

[1ockedand1oaded]

oh and by life_hack i was trying to make a joke in the genre of:

guy runs past you. you yell "hey stop using speed_hack!"

[anthonyagro]

pentagram needs a cross on the bottom of it, and needs to be written in charcoal or ash

[Opleyic]

Was that a swastika in the back of his room? I'm sorry, but are all Nazis this retarded?

[hasbor]

if you really wanna know about those spirits theres a rare book called "syamsul" you should find about about him

[SkylarRiggs]

i was using it once. i asked who i was talking to it said "satan" right as it struck 1zm. then the power went out, and a couple minutes later the phone starting to ring, but the power was still out

[Tolstoievsky]

that exact thing happened to me!

[bowlie100]

dude u dnt no wat u playn with plus duznt matter u use a glass not a match and u dnt type the glass moves on its own + no space bar lol but man they no toy u ever seen that movie the exersost that could happen to u if u spoke to saton searsoly NO TOY

[Travis596]

are all spiritualist as stupid as your are in grammer

[bowlie100]

ok dude SEROSLY

DA FUCK u pissed of at me cuz i diddnt spell shit right im jst telld dat guy dat heez an absalute retard didnt wanna spell anytn right

[bowlie100]

im not bad at grammer but i just dont wanna type good it takes ages and i sound well like a nerd sorta like YOU and man who made this vid once agen u a re-tard

[Travis596]

@bowlie100 fag

[bowlie100]

how am i a fag cuz i dont wanna spell shit right fuck u get a life man and the guy who made this is a FAGOT like u jeez man HOLY SHIT that guy dusnt spell shit right OMFG i cant belive it go fuck yourself

[Travis596]

@bowlie100 fag

[ACoreBsPavo]

Your a legend "maybe needs a lil help it *pushes*"  unless you have a spacebar its not cool

[binkyman37]

nazi scum

[albinotroll]

lol nice swastika

[D081]

lol

[CiviLRiot2009]

0:02 is this a swastika?? SIEG HEIL!!!! Heil my skinhead friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkangelchic14]

U need to use a glass not a match. And u didn't contact a spirit u ask it questions without touching the key pad. And the bottle only moved because the floor isn't level or the bottle wasn't steady. U haven't a clue on how to use an ouija board. Also u probably don't know what evil u can unleash with it. Also whatever u do never burn that ouija board.

[SexyTriggerMan]

ouija boards arent even real so why the hell are you even possibly thinking that you dumb ass lol its just a hoax there are no real spirits and it doesnt matter if you burn it you can buy those things anywhere so wouldnt you think if they were real they wouldnt be selling them to kids???

[Sierra117Nick]

remember there not the real ouiji boards the real one u get from witchs and demonic cults and those one have some pretty bad effects

[Travis596]

dude if you talk to witches and demonic cults your fucked up. have fun with that fag

[jsanchez31019]

Fucking nazi

[S1mmer]

Saying good bye to a bord...is like saying goodbye to your favourite doll, USELESS.

[Homewrecker386]

Wow, you don't know to use one of these, do you? You're suppose to use something for the planchette. I have a homemade one, from notebook paper, and I use a penny, or quarter (whatever is around) You put an empty bottle on the floor, chances are it might roll. It doesn't mean you contacted a spirit, dumbass.

[Fatboy010100]

..just dont drop the soap!!

[deridex120]

im not an expert with ouija boards or ghosts, but wouldnt a swastica piss off the ghosts?

[herokriz123]

u r a little prick having a nazi sign in your house im a pol and i find that offending

[zexarious]

r u a nazi

[Mikeybetts]

u did it all wrong...

[PROPAbow]

GET A NEW FLOOR , ASShole!!

[sdean281081]

And you are really going into bat for this guy. He's not my type, but I can see why you would want to bend him over a bench and give him the ass fucking of his life, wait, that's probably why you're defending him so much.  Sorry to step on your boyfriend's toes. Btw, which one's the bitch? I'm guessing you.

[1987skateplaza]

thats a bonke ass ouija board fool

[MrRoli255]

WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED NEO NAZI.

[zexarious]

This guy is extremely jealous.

Also, cactus, eggplant, banana.

[MrRoli255]

I agree with you 100 percent

[repentsins]

not being a jerk at all cause man u were kool as hell & no disrespect but i hadda laugh my ass off wit the typing on the board but ur supposed to use an object to keep your hand on for the spirit to type the letters to u & as for the bottle, it rolled in the same direction because there's a high point in the room wit the flooring, so when u put the bottle too far to the right that's why it rolled away to the right it rolled left when it was left of the peak, i think the wood is possibly buckling

[XtremeRealisme666]

satan is a fucking HITLER

[tnt2star]

um you used it wronge, your supossed get a glass put it on the board, and then say your question not type it ion the board, those letters are for the spirit to comunicat with you, also put like two fingers on the glass (unless it moves it's self)

[ssllaakkiinn]

lmfaoo. this was funny as hell

[jocoman22]

that was really stupid u now

[lokumspoet961]

hahaha this is the funniest thing ever! a computer ouija bord haha

[miggshawn]

its just kinda wierd how its a keyboard? spacebar thats kinda fucked up

[Kgarcia607]

dude obviously IAM out of my comfort zone if I'm watching videos on Ouija boards...make sense huh...?! And observing phenomena is what I'm 'trying' to do just didn't happen with YOUR video.

[zexarious]

Explain to me how an unleveled floor would make a bottle move back and forth and then shoot off into one direction at 1:55 ....

[Kgarcia607]

omg you just can't let it go! If you blow on an empty weightless bottle ON an unleveled floor this is what happens...it rolls! Now if you truly didn't blow on it maybe something did come through just to F with you like you were trying to do to us. So if you want me to stroke your ego ok I will...stroke...stroke...strok­e...happy now?!

[zexarious]

Okay, so the bottle was moving back and forth.. Because I was blowing on it? And then it darted off to the right because I blew on it again?

Don't be ridiculous, there are some things that can't be explained by 'lol floor isn't level' or 'haha you were BLOWING on it'.

I wish this had an explanation!

[Kgarcia607]

it didn't SHOOToff " IT Rollllllled " on an unleveled floor (which you have) all it would take is a slight change in the air flow the amount of blowing would be that of blowing out a candle not much at all. Like I said IF you truly didn't do this ok then yippie YAY for you something magical happened I didn't get that from your video. Do a serious video and see if something happens.

[Kgarcia607]

omg....... now I see what you mean...that's so f*ing unbelieveable!!! It has to be a ghost! puff* puff* pass buddy!

[zexarious]

I pity your inability to come out of your comfort zone and observe phenomena without an institutionalized bias blinding you to the reality of it.

[Kgarcia607]

HOW... uh because your floor isn't leveled...uh because you pushed it with your toe...take that match and re-light whatever it is you're smoken! And a 'spacebar ok that was cute.

[zexarious]

Go to 1:55 and see how the bottle moves back and forth and then from a stop, starts to roll away.

[Kgarcia607]

ok that was just DUMB!

[zexarious]

Please don't call spirts DUMB.

[Kgarcia607]

I wasn't calling the spirits dumb...what you were doing was dumb and fake...FAKE and you know it! Impress me put a video of something real.

[zexarious]

How can I fake a bottle moving all by itself in different directions, from a dead stop?

[spartank127]

"ghost i want this bottle to be right there. do not move it. Ghost?! Like WTF?!"

rofl that was funny XD

[midnitemariposa]

yeah no special effects...excpet for the one where u pushed the bottle wit ur foot ...

[zexarious]

Watch again dummy.

[midnitemariposa]

um no thanx retard!!!!! see i can call ppl names too

[PvtDillo]

lol are you typing to it?!?!?! lol!!! lol hes messin with your bottle

[drunktank987]

the ouija is NOT the subconscious. You know what disproves that? The fact that weird shit can happen after its use. Like the grandfather clock that hasn't worked in well over twenty years at my friends house. After we got done using my ouija board, that clock chimed when it turned eight o' clock. Plus we we saw a shadow get up and walk away.. i don't plan on using that board anytime soon after that haha.

[no1emissary]

dude u need 2 bust a cap in the man that layed ur wooden floor bcus the cunt that put that shit down layed it crooked ask the spirits do they got a number for a good carpenter haha

[MisAnthroPist999]

LOL That was funny!

[markkunerth]

haha u dont need to type 2 it

[mythbusters22]

may be his flore is un levaled

[thechangee]

Not bad...

[Athole2]

Yeah, fuck your mum and the person who made that crapy thing. prob your dad.

[zexarious]

That wasn't very nice at all.

[koltonkj26]

And no your movements didnt move the bottle but they move the planchette the bottle was moved but a little something called gravity

[zexarious]

I don't get it, how was the bottle moving around on a level floor by gravity? Are you sure you aren't high on narcotics?

[koltonkj26]

I dont take drugs. Im not a retard like you that goes and joins racist nazi groups. Seriousley if you belong to a racist group your either slightly or full blown retarted.

[zexarious]

What nazi group are you in?

[jordan4neto]

Haha Jewish isn't a race retard.

[koltonkj26]

Ya I know I was just typing random crap.

[thenameless13]

perhaps you just have an unleveled house?

[zexarious]

Why does it go into two different locations and from a dead stop too?

[sdean281081]

I see you have the swastika everywhere, it's great to see you so proud of your Hindu beliefs. In Hinduism the two symbols represent the two forms of the creator god Brahma: facing right it represents the evolution of the universe, facing left it represents the involution of the universe. It's also seen as pointing in all four directions, thus signifies stability & groundedness. The swastika is considered extremely holy by all Hindus. Congratulations for embracing your religion!

[zexarious]

Hinduists don't have a monopoly on the swastika. Mine is a symbol of navoarioslavosophism.

[sdean281081]

Oh, my mistake, see the swastika has been a hindu symbol for thousands of years. Shame you retards couldn't think of your own symobol. Had to use one you stole in the 1930's for hate and intolerance. Smart.

[zexarious]

What the f*** are you talking about you ignorant retard?

How is navoarioslavosophism racist, how has it been around since 1930?

Get an education before you spew this nonsense.

[sdean281081]

You've even said here you belong to a racist group, so you can put all the technical terms on it you want, but really, we all know you are a red neck uneducated neo-nazi.

Oh, and I have a masters degree, did you get your mummy to type this for you? Fuckwit.

[zexarious]

You're a worthless bigot. Get out of my youtube.

[sdean281081]

A biggot!!! ha, coming from you... Go fuck your mum again and make some more retarded kids, you redneck white trash.

[zexarious]

Bigot.

[sdean281081]

A neo-nazi calling me a bigot..! And it's biggot by the way dickhead.

[zexarious]

You're ignorant, you see a swastika (an ancient symbol) and automatically think OMG NAZIS. F*** you for that.

Also, it is bigot, grab a dictionary.

[sdean281081]

You even admitted you were part of a racist group on a prior comment, so what the fuck are you on about? You're a self confessed racist who has swastikas everywhere. That's a neo-nazi you fucking wanker. Your mum and her brother made a big mistake by not aborting you you inbred hick.

[zexarious]

Bigot, you're making sh*t up.

[sdean281081]

You keep calling me that, but you can't deny or even explain your racism. I didn't make anything up, just call it as I see it and saw and read what I did. I meant to ask as well, how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

[MrJEBUSCHRIST]

shut up you aussie convict prick.

[sdean281081]

I'm actually English. My parents and I came over 10 years ago. So before you start calling all Aussies 'convicts' stop making your bombs and eating potatoes for a minute to read a history book or two you uneducated fuckwit.

[sdean281081]

Actually my teeth are perfect, but you called me an Aussie convict, so I set you straight. You're so fucking stupid, no wonder all you people do is beat your wives and blow things up. *Fiddle de de potatoes!!!* Now go back to making one of the ugliest race of people ever known with your mum.

[sdean281081]

So first I'm a convict (because that happened just a short time ago), now I'm oppressing countries all by myself? Ur such a dumbass. But it's so sad the way you actually looked me up to make a comment about me after I left one here, what, 3 months ago. Get over me and get a life. You need some sun, cos you are one angry fucker.

[FlobayCP]

U cant contact the dead! God doesnt allow that! The only thing ur contacting is a Demon acting as a ghost!

[koltonkj26]

Your not contacting anything its been proven your using subconcious movements.

[zexarious]

My subconscious movements moved the bottle?

[koltonkj26]

Subconscious means your doing something but you dont know it. You dont think your moving the thing but you are its been tested and proven. All the answers you get are also coming from your subconcious. Plus when you think about saying that ghosts are moving the thing sounds like somewthing out of a horror movie.

[flakoguerolax]

AJJAJA YOU ARE THE BEST VERY FUNNY

[yupyup3232]

Wow thanks detective... Fucking retard stfu

[ItachiPervySageTobi]

LOl That is awesome man. I love how you "type" out Go away bro. XD Nice work.

[capriciousPC]

Bwahahahahahahahah!

God, that was the best thing EVER. XP

[jovanna407]

hahahah omg that was fucking hilarious if i did not pee like 3 mins ago i would have peed myself

[Jonibett]

are you stupid?

[KellyRoxxanna]

Lol "Go away bro"

[grodenbarg]

it is all evil! Those Ouija boards are very dangerous. lowest of demons are in those.

[noigelmai]

LOL SPACE BAR!!!! HAHAHA I knew it was a joke...

[noigelmai]

"pentagram pointing down" LOL that would be a penticle and that board looks like complete shit...

[mynameisHunterM]

There is a believable spell that goes like so: 1) grab a bible in one hand and a lit candle in the other. 2) "The Presence that stands Upon the stairs The unseen hands That move the chairs. The lights that play Across the wall, The stains that stay, The plates that fall, The mist , the chill, The wandering scents This gentle spell must speed them hence. Quick or dead, Thou art fed, Cease to grieve And take thy leave In the name of jesus" and that hopefully will rid him XD

[zexarious]

Thanks for the advice!!!!!! What is that spell? What if I am not religious? How important is having a religious book or item on hand?

[milleniumfrisbee]

It is not a spell. It is a prayer (but not one I have heard before).

[ZoeToots]

Kinda scary... I don't know.

[ZoeToots]

Kinda scary... I don't know.

[zexarious]

I agree!!

I already started believing that it was just 'me pushing the bottle'! (Even though you can clearly see it rock back and forth and then move)

Except the other day I threw another bottle on the floor and it was moving for nearly 10 mins, back and forth, back and forth!!

The spirit/ghost/demon is still here!!!!

Why can't it just go away!

[ZoeToots]

Because you unleashed it!!!!! This one made me want to sub to you so I can keep up with your new ones.

[zexarious]

I read that if you burn the Ouija board the spirit will be forever free since you can't put it back.

I'm pretty lost at what to do. I think eventually this ghost (and others) will gain enough spiritual energy to materialize and wreak all kinds of havoc on us :/

I certainly would like to get rid of it.

You ever play around with the supernatural and the occult?

If no! Keep it that way! This is something that can't be unseen!

[ZoeToots]

That would be a big fat NO! That stuff scares me. I have to protect my daughter...I wouldn't want anything to materialize and hurt us from me playing around with that sort of stuff. Ya know.

[zexarious]

That is the right attitude.

You know what makes me mad too.

You never see a good demon pop out. Why not just once?!

Say you do some elaborate satan ritual with goat horns, hexagrams and call to all kinds of titans, pazuzu and what have ya. And boom, a good spirit comes out!! And it can help you, makes it so you don't lose your wallet or something.

Not some evil soul posessing monster :[

I am sure there is equal percentage of evil spirits vs good ones!

[milleniumfrisbee]

I have the answer to your problems. Get an exorcist to come to your house and dispell the demon and then burn the board.

[guitardog117]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA...do you really believe in that thing cuz u are the fakest thing i have ever seen ROFL go choke on a waterbottle

[zexarious]

Yea easy for you to say and laugh! You didn't unleash a f'ing spirit ghost!

This thing has been haunting me ever since I don't know what to do.

My friend who is a warlock says if I burn the board then I can never put the ghost back but what else am I supposed to do? I can't even sleep in this room because i think it will attempt to eat me.

You can see it is real, the bottle rocks back and forth then stars to roll and stuff.

[mirandaistrouble]

Scraggly red beard = unbridled sex appeal

Hey, is that sharpie on your thumb? or did you smash it? I smashed my thumb once. It turned all black and nasty and the nail eventually fell off. A thumb missing the nail does NOT have sex appeal.

[zexarious]

Miranda! Do you really think so or is this a splash of sarcasm!?

I personally think only a clown would have a red beard.

Yes I smashed my thumb with a hammer (Hit it in that same thumb maybe 10 times).

That region on my hand gets injured disproportionately more then any other.

I can count 12!! little scars on it, whereas the right hand in the same spot only has 4.

Sorry to hear about your nail falling off, mine never has, but my toe pinky nail disgusts me, it is so small!

[mirandaistrouble]

I would never be sarcastic to you! I would think you should know that by now!

Right handed, so your left hand does all the bracing work? How unfortunate. Have you ever tried to be ambidextrious? That would spread the pain out? Or just make it so both hands hurt and then you wouldn't want to go to work. Nevermind that idea.

Pinky toe? Do indulge!!!!

[zexarious]

Yes! Actually I make an effort for ambidextriousity all the time! Thing is you have to learn to do everything with it all over again!

I can shoot with my left hand pretty good (hit the target) that took me a while to learn but may come in useful.

I can also hammer things with my left hand (I even switch off about 50/50 to give one arm a rest)

I also can use the mouse with my left hand pretty good and did for a few months.

There are other things too!

Pinky toe nail is just gross!

[mirandaistrouble]

Other things??!!?? That makes me curious.

Ha ha

[zexarious]

Yea! like control steering wheel of a car, what did you think!

Something interesting is if you try throwing something with your left hand (and you are right handed) it will be exactly like a girl throw!!

How is the video coming!!?????

It is no secret, that I don't subscribe to your theory of a camera which somehow distorts only your voice!

"The CAAAmera MAaaN" buaha :O I am a fan! It doesn't sound manly, sounds kind of like a young gurl.

[mirandaistrouble]

Curiously enough, I was just outside a few minutes ago and tried to throw a handful of hail with my left hand quite unsuccesfully. My son pointed out that I threw like a girl. I reminded him that one, I'm right handed and was trying to throw left handed, and two, I am a girl. Duh.

CAAAmera MAaan is part of our favorite Britney Spears impersonation. It's really quite impressive were you to see the whole thing. Ok, impressive isn't the right word. Perhaps frightening?

[zexarious]

I feel your pain!

It is one of the things which I fear and hate the most: the knowledge of my own weakness!

I can throw pretty good, but I am incapable of grasping macroeconomics, can't remember song lyrics and am terrible at cooking.

One time I was cooking a can of beans and tried to take it off stove with a towel, towel touched the stove and got set on fire so I abandoned the whole thing and threw beans to the side. It was really really messy!

I love britney because everyone hates her now

[PanTeRuKa86]

lol youre crazy! maybe we could make one one night :P