MEDIC IS BAD

[deadkillerbud1]

My relationship with medics that actally HEAL me when I'm a soldier.

[shyguy725]

KAME-KAME-UBERMEEENSH!!!!

[gladoxia]

Medic is not bad because he is on BLU.

[Zzztopst]

I don't know why, but this makes me laugh.

[SwerveStarEx]

HOOOOLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIT

[ZeBlueSpy]

@SwerveStarEx OH NOEZ! I THUMBED YOUR COMMENT DOWN!

[SwerveStarEx]

@ZeBlueSpy Happens to everyone.

[ZeBlueSpy]

@SwerveStarEx *I turn into the medic in this video*

[SwerveStarEx]

@ZeBlueSpy HOOOOOLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIT AGAAAAAAAIN

[ZeBlueSpy]

@SwerveStarEx I AM ZE UBERMEEEEEEEEEENCH!!!!!!!

[luizmw2]

he divided by zero.

[Allen913369]

MEDIC IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE FORM HOTD 3 BOSS!!

[Lucario315]

Lol Hellgate!

[optionen100]

Medic is....Ghostbusters!!

[TheRealSpellstar]

i can see forever

[BenGoldmanRulzzz]

...holy shit

[lanadollar400]

holy crap i was wating a youtube video about tf2 and this shows up this is funny stuff

[DoomTay]

If the Medic has gone Super Saiyan, there would be more yellow effects than blue.

[Luxai]

@DoomTay Negatory! Nobody expect the yellow team.

[HyperShadic89]

Did the medic just go Super Saiyan?

[killthemwithfirelol]

@HyperShadic89 No...he went Uber Saiyan :P

[TheLemming1337]

@killthemwithfirelol *ba dum tss*

[killthemwithfirelol]

@TheLemming1337 >.< the joke sucked...I know. :/

[TheRichynator]

AAAAAAIIII  AAAAAAAAAMM TTHHEEEEEEEE UUUUUBBAAAHHHHMEEEENSSSSHHHHH!­!!!

[ToastedSandviches]

this is what happens when u try to craft the medigun kritzreig and quick fix together O_o

[coololivier2]

KAMEHAMEHAAAA

[KillerHelix]

He's gone Super Sayen!!

[wdf70]

Medic was finding a way for his Ubercharge to permanantly emit from his medigun, when it exploded. When Medic awoke he found himself uber'd, but it never went away. Thus Dr. Manhatten was born.

[WowOmgStudios]

Kamehameha in 15 seconds!

Oh, this is a 7 second video.

[shotdemonproduction]

medic is super sayian

[BeyKex]

Nietzsche would be proud of medic

[noelthedrummer1]

Aw man, that is so awesome! It looks like House of the Dead 3.

[Jonallerer]

I AM THE UBERFAGG

[Shakalkg]

its OVER 9000!!!!

[AdmiralTrainstorm]

MEDIC IS FINAL BOSS

[MolotovNick]

Meet The Medic

[DKmasterLP]

Press 8 for 00:06

:3

[bulletbull430]

O_o

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

[ImNotAntoniosMom]

that was beautiful and inspirational, it changed my outlook on life.

[jasonta12]

FINALLLLL FLASHHH!!!!!!

[Paplokh]

UUUUUUUBEEEEEERMEEEEEENSCCCCCH­HHHHHH!!!

[SlientChaos]

O LAWD DAEMON MEDIC D:

[Moonlitdarksword]

The final boss of Episode 3.

[merril78]

IIII AAAAAAAMMMMM ZEEEEEE UUUUBBBEEEERRRMEEEEENNNSSCCCHH­HEEE!!!!!!!!

[FalconPAAAWNCH12345]

There is no 00:06

[DoomTay]

@FalconPAAAWNCH12345 Well, the Medic had nothing to do with that

[DoomTay]

@FalconPAAAWNCH12345 Additionally, if you pause it right, yes there is

[FalconPAAAWNCH12345]

@DoomTay Oh hey you're right :D

[MrRiddick225]

@FalconPAAAWNCH12345 sometimes a short vid skips a second so what? atleast the vid plays

[sbk180tr]

@FalconPAAAWNCH12345 there is if you click to it :D

[internationaleds]

Okay-who divided by zero?

[Xxmonkey58xX]

During a test, the H.A.M became unstable, causing a devastating explosion. This was caused by a chemical reaction with the B.R.E.A.D (bypoliric renciumoic energy amplifiying device), causing a devastating explosion. when the dust had cleared, nothing was left. except, of course, for the dead corpse of medic contaminated by the product of the reaction, which was now possesed by this chemical. or, the UBERMANCH.

[Xxmonkey58xX]

Medic was working late at night in the lab, trying desperately to find a way to cure his wifes cancer. During the process, he discovered a revolutionary substance, known as H.A.M (Hyperbolic Anesceotic Mancherium). Not knowing if it was the cure, he ran a series of tests on the new element. To his discovery, it reacted with any biological life form, giving it unearthly powers and invincibility. That's when things went wrong.

[Sam5726]

I'd hit that.

[shashoni109]

@Sam5726 With a 100 GT bomb!

[HotShotOmega]

I think i just lost the game, DAMNIT!

[kylesalyer45]

Did you try to loop it? I noticed a very tiny pause at the end of the video.

[DoomTay]

@kylesalyer45 There used to be an annotation that would loop the video.

[qMattp]

@DoomTay did you put a 0.000000001 second pause at the end of the video?

[wolfpredatorhunter]

@DoomTay did heavy mean bad as in cool or evil i dont get it

[DoomTay]

@wolfpredatorhunter Evil. Definitely evil.

[gladoxia]

Final boss of the game at stage 1.000 is named Ubermench Medic. With the spells Supernova Lightning, Undreamable Recovery, SANDVICHous Recovery, Endangering Lightning, Frozen Hell and Blood Tap isn't it enough. Ubermench Medic has 25 of the skill named Ubercharge, which adds 2% chance to cut off the foe's head for each point of it, making Ubermench Medic very dangerous. Ubermench Medic can only be defeated using poison spells or yet health stealing spells. You will need at 10%+ lightning resist.

[killthemwithfirelol]

@gladoxia You're trying too hard :/

[shashoni109]

Final boss stats:

Name: Ubermanch

HP: 999,999,999,999,999,999

Vulnerabilities: when not ubercharged.

Abilities: when ubercharged, becomes invincible; lightning strike; divide by zero; time travel - can kill you earlier in the story; a second opinion - when he says this, you're screwed.

Victory strategy: just keep attacking with your most powerful abilities, dodge his attacks and you should be okay...unless he uses time travel or gives you a second opinion.

[DoomTay]

@shashoni109 Sadly, his canonical stats are different. His real weakness is something that's technically not a weapon, and is in fact something we use every day.

You'll see how that works in the sequel, when/if I get around to it.

[shashoni109]

@DoomTay How close was I?

[DoomTay]

@DoomTay That even I can't say. The Medic is incapable of Time travel, though he can do lightning strikes. You probably got that from one of my other videos.

[shashoni109]

@DoomTay I just thought that up.

[SirKillerBunny]

i think medic is angry O_o

[shashoni109]

@SirKillerBunny I accidentally thumbs downed your comment. :(

[wayness5]

House of the Dead 3 Final Boss

[CrazySkullll]

Medic crossed an ubercharge with a kritzkrieg charge. :O

[TekranoXx]

heheh seymour from ff10 the medic :3

[Pikachux1000]

I expect to hear KAMEHAMEHA or whatever so I kind of do.

KAMEHA-m the uber... blah blah

[absolutezero1000]

I was expecting a shoop-da-woop here...

[Sum41BRZ]

Kame Hame...

[Bloodyknite]

alright who the hell let the medic divide by zero???

[DoomTay]

@Bloodyknite I did! :D

/asdfmovie

[ODSTD56]

@DoomTay FUCK! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!

[Rugnarstengo]

@DoomTay MMMMMMRHYYYYYYAAAAA!!* boom!!*

From the cut scenes, right? :P

[DoomTay]

@Rugnarstengo Yep

[Ebob101]

Okay, who divided by zero?

[TheBlueManChoo]

Medic is House of the Dead boss?

[NeoZombieMaster20]

MEDIC, DID YOU CROSS THE STREAMS

[DoomTay]

@NeoZombieMaster20 Medic: Nein! *Zaps you*

[Mrsnowcone50]

MEDIEK IS BAAAD!

[gmanleader0]

WOW the guy at highest rated comments was right, he does look like a final boss xD

[DoomTay]

@gmanleader0 And I agree, though that's not really what I had in mind when I made this.

[GioSkullbrains]

I think he title ment to say '' MEDIC IS BADASS''. LOL XDD

[WtfAreThat]

Russian Subtitles:

Тяжелые: Медик плохо!

[Странные шумы] Медик: я Ubermensch!

[GmanOnGmod]

VIDEO IS BAD!

[DoomTay]

To be honest, I see Medigun and Kritzkrieg combos to be an equation other than dividing by zero.

Seriously, do you see a black hole anywhere?

[mewto547]

@DoomTay wut do u mean divide by zero

[CygnusTheif]

@mewto547

it is impossible too divide by zero if you do it can overload your computer or calculator causing it to on rare occasions... explode

[Randumdoodz]

This is what happens when u craft medigun and kritskreig

[NARFNra]

@BornaP

Second Form : A Giant Hypercharged Kritzkrieg?

[planteatsman]

I am the uber badass!

[yevonator88]

Without a doubt, his power level is over 9000.

[Rynorak46]

What happens when Medic eats a Magikarp that has been Ubercharged by 400,000 other Medics

[ssgoko88]

hello satin

[TheBeeja]

Medic just divided by 0... OSHIT!

[DoomTay]

@TheBeeja That's actually one of the possible origin stories I thought of, except someone else pushes him onto the Enter button.

Other ideas, one involves a modified/overloaded Medigun/Kritzkrieg, another involves combining the two, another the result of the Medic being convinced he is some supernatural being or something.

[TheBeeja]

@DoomTay o.O Sounds like some possible extra material for new vids!

[DoomTay]

@TheBeeja You bet!

[doragonisi]

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE POWER OF GIYGATABUUMEDIC

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

I fought the final boss. This was the Uber Medic That I fought. And then He Created a black hole in my system.

[ssgoko88]

wow... this must be the smartest thing heavy has except for "Spy is BABIES!

[TheYoshifan22]

MEDIC IS TABUU!!!

[kyler288]

any one else this the medic's ultimate ubermench weapon is overpowered?

[thisissoodd]

and this is how Wolfenstein starts

[burnerthehedgehog]

when can we see a reponce saying: "SNIPER IS GOOD"?

[FrostBeatle]

ods of survival: zero

[Drumma425]

I guess medic divided by zero

[killthemwithfirelol]

I want to fight it while using a normal medic!

[pingu53]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSPARTANJ13]

If there is a storyline in another tf2 game, this has git to be the final boss

[AxelsDawn]

@TheSPARTANJ13 Now my one goal is to make a tf2 game. I think I will.

[AxelsDawn]

@AxelsDawn I mean, like a game with a storyline and whatnot

[soldier257]

LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!

[UnholyShadow23]

...Holy Shit...

so that's what happens if you let your Medics die too much.

[EsPoReNg]

@UnholyShadow23 SILENCE 

[yoshifanforlife]

clearly he crossed the streams.

[SlientChaos]

Apparently the chaos gods have found a new conduit for madness...

[MrRabbitM]

Why is the medic german?

[Jetman123]

@MrRabbitM It's a Nazi joke, more or less.

[zorey96]

LOL nooooooooooooooooooooo



[0640carlos]

Meet The Evil Medic

[Aneusingr]

Lo and behold as Dr. Strangelove transforms into the final boss of any Final Fantasy game.

[supasata]

did he say "i am the ubernegde" in slow motion? i can't hear it good but im preety sure that IS what i heard

[bestdudeever765]

@supasata ubermench... it is translated superman

[DinoStalker1]

Hey pyro, what does the scouter say about medics powerlevel?

mmmhp mmhp9000!!!!

[mariovswariovsbowser]

MEDIC IS STOOPED

[Stummelbo]

I am the Überfeeeest!

[LOLDUDE641]

Turaga Demofro is actually Makuta Medeec!! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[RandomGuy1994]

Who divided by zero?

[Ametallica67]

II AAAAAAAAM THE UUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEERRM­MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCC­CCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[WarioMan350]

Must...resist...over 9000 joke....

[GoldenPickaxe]

I AM BADASS DOCTOR

[AgentL79]

now THAT is what I'd pick for my definition of a "god."

[CaptainKqus]

Checker board makes it better.

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

best ubermensch video out there!

[Helghast57]

anyone else notice that medic looks like the final boss in The house of the dead series?

[AmbientUrlik]

The Medic is bahamut! MEGAFLARE Incoming!

[gojira4life]

@AmbientUrlik NO!!! MEDIC IS SEYMOUR OMNIS... NOT BIG SURPRISE !!!

[Hagermanly]

If Medic isn't careful he might create a black hole.

[DoomTay]

@Hagermanly Or blow himself up

[RTSmaster787]

@DoomTay or he might create a black hole and blow himself up at the same time

[TheBronxShogun]

@DoomTay or create a universe ruled by Medics.

[LOLDUDE641]

@Hagermanly He's done that twice already.

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@Hagermanly too late

[GloriousOtaku]

@Hagermanly like the swiss people of cern?

[narut0cska]

MEDIC APOCALIPSE

[SonicstarVocaloid]

In Scout's words: We are SCREWED.

[darkshield4]

Medic becomes super saiyan

[THdragon1]

THE MEDIC HAS REACH CRITICAL MASS!

[TeamMemberStudios]

This is why we need a TF2 RPG mod or something.

[TeamMemberStudios]

@TeamMemberStudios Just think about it. I douibt Valve would do it, so we players have to take it into our hands :D

But that'd be beyond freaking epic. A TF2 RPG Mod... Yesss...

[ZombieJakeinator]

Medic is Final Fortress Final Boos

[zxcviilll]

HOLY DOOLY!

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Overman

[funnylookin01]

he looks like the wheel of fate boss from house of the dead 3!

[RETROGAMER43]

900th LIKE!

[Tsukiyomaru0]

KAMEHAMEUBERSMENCH!

[HyperVoldo]

MEDIC IS WHEEL OF FATE

[mrvalbar]

Epic....

[papermarioTTYD12345]

AAIII AAAM ZEEE UBEEER MEEEENNNCH!!!

[NARFNra]

He looks like a final boss O.o

[Nero1187]

@NARFNra

He looks like the final boss of house of the dead 3

[l4d112]

@NARFNra that looks like a realy hard last boss

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@NARFNra i need a WEPON!

[alvariux1123]

@NARFNra YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF UBERMENSCASCHS

[FasterThanAKenyan]

@alvariux1123 Ubermenscaschs' attack does nothing to Heavy.

Scout sobs uncontrollably.

Spy prays from the bottom of his heart.