Creepy John Lewis Christmas Advert

[00roastedlampost00]

"You know Detective, I envy you...."

[PeterxEdmund]

I find the actual ad for this on TV to be quite cute, and sweet. But this one would have been far better!

[HannahMiniMarieMusic]

FAIL.

[jimmyplaysguitar1]

@HannahMiniMarieMusic I love how you still use the word 'fail.' Oh, the irony.

[HannahMiniMarieMusic]

@jimmyplaysguitar1 right.

[yoyocatish]

This reminds me of the ring tape

[8Rincewind]

It's clear to me that the box at the end of the John Lewis ad actually contains the severed head of the family dog, and that this advert is actually a chillingly accurate short film about the yuletide awakening of a psychopath-in-training. In July the dog was butchered with a breadknife: the deranged young assailant has been waiting since then to present his "trophy" to his parents. Thumbs up if you agree.

[TDramdomZZZ]

its his sisters head

[The13thDoctor95]

@TDramdomZZZ i laufhed soo hard xD

[emhamo]

LMFAO

[citadelofchaos]

ha ha ha ha ha that was fucking shit!!! go kill yerself

[CHOOSINGTOBEME1956]

Obviously, none of you ever bought a gift and then tried to keep it secret until Christmas! This shows a child HONORING his parents..being excited about the gift he's stashed away. Guess you always TOOK & never GAVE, or were around a NORMAL child, because this IS what a NORMAL child would do..Give from the heart, metaphorically speaking, cause you'll all be thinking now that he does have someone's heart in there...but no worries..it wouldn't be any of your's....you don't HAVE one! I pity you!

[rubymoonwolf]

@CHOOSINGTOBEME1956

Thanks for saying that.

You got that off my chest haha. :)

[CoolBlokeAndABit]

@CHOOSINGTOBEME1956 Haha I don't know what messed up children you have, but children are not supposed to do this. They're excited about the presents they get not what they give, and who can blame them? They're kids, they have a natural urge to explore.

[willscomix]

@CHOOSINGTOBEME1956 When I was a kid, I cared more about my presents than giving presents to my parents. Does this mean I'm not normal?

But I never gave my parents a dog's head in a box for Christmas. That's just sick. John Lewis ought to be ashamed of themselves.

[matt2026]

this is a good ad with some real integrity (for a change). congratulations, you're a douche.

[jesustonight]

wow you suck the sweat from a dead mans balls so untalanted and still people hate you

beyond mesure

[cranebeg]

All that needed was a screamo at the end and i might off shit myself

[scottandtatum1]

w.......t........f.

[countingmx]

"(T)he box at the end of the John Lewis ad actually contains the severed head of the family dog..." - Charlie Brooker, The Guardian (20 November 2011). tinyurl (dot) com/7ngshcp

[armuk]

I always imagined that box to contain his sister's head (a la Se7en).. seems rather fitting here..

[0inspiration0]

Yea must admit i was a bit creeped out when i saw it... but then i started to realise the utterly beautiful voice int he background. "So please please please, let me le me let me. Let me get what i want, this time." Made me wanna cry ;(

[newgeorge]

just shows how important the soundtrack is!

[bobbyw1995]

you know whats creepy? the fact that these bastards took the time to make this video.

[nigeriantaxdodger]

Ou se yon vajen malad anpil

[musicfordaggers]

Hahahahaha!

[terrymanning1]

Yes I'd been thinking the same thing! John Lewis employed Damien!!!

[syncopater999]

@terrymanning1 Yep I thought that too - something about that screaming sound at the end and the weird intensity of the boy.

[runninglikewind]

My theory is that he has been saving his poos for the last year in that box

[8Rincewind]

@runninglikewind I prefer Charlie Brooker's theory that the box at the end of the John Lewis ad actually contains the severed head of the family dog, and that this advert is actually a chillingly accurate short film about the yuletide awakening of a psychopath-in-training. In July the dog was butchered with a breadknife: the deranged young assailant has been waiting since then to present his "trophy" to his parents.

[Oljoat]

Oh oh oh a little bit of wee came out but it is better now

[Hamstermast0]

Simply all that needs to be said is WTF

[callumpineapple]

u r sad thats ma bestos we bro