I would like one of youtube's resident animal behaviour experts to explain to us all how to stop a dog shitting once it has started. They were 2 miles out when he did it and in all probability the dog was likely quite distressed about it. Besides, there a far worse things in the sea than a couple of dog turds. And this video is quite funny.
I mean to be honest your swimming around with fish poo already. Not to mention every time a whale has sex it releases one hundred thousand gallons of sperm and only 10k gets in the female whale.... YEAH and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
On a side note the turds look like little torpedos shooting out haha.
bahahahahahah thats the funniest shit ive ever seen lol. i think LOLbastard is just upset that his mouth wasnt where the ocean was. ahhahahah lighten up ya dickhead.
@LOLBastardMan The dog had no where else to go since we were in the middle of the ocean about 2 miles away from land. We were on a sand bar in two inches of water.
as funny as this is, why didn't you (or whoever was recording) just stop the dog, rather than stand there and say "oh my good, he's shitting in the water.. oh my god, don't shit in the water."
@ThornhillPredicts what is more natural than a dog fucking shitting in some natural area, shitting is natural. buildings, roads, humans, are not natural, a dog shitting anywhere is as welcome as anything, what the fuck is wrong with this. seriously,
@chasingsnow Oh here we go. The comment was made, 2 years ago, aimed at the statements made. She was saying "don't shit in the water" I asked why not just stop the dog. I didn't say it was unnatural, I merely asked why instead of saying not to do something, she didn't just stop it. So calm down.
@ThornhillPredicts youTube knows no age or time, your comment was still poorly worded then. and still, why would you ever want to stop an animal from shitting. i mean, you gotta go, you gotta go. probably even more comfortable in water since dogs usually have to do that hind legs tense balancing act.
@chasingsnow No, it was not poorly worded at all. Once again I will remind you that I - personally - don't care if the dog shits in the ocean, I was commenting on what was being said in the video. Perhaps you should ask the creator of this video why she wanted the dog to stop shitting, instead of barraging me with nonsense and then informing me that my comment was poorly worded in an attempt to cover your inability to read. Thank you.
@ThornhillPredicts I just read the comments for the first time and see everyone is against your comment, which makes me wonder how you could derive a logic that I have an inability to read when 100% of everyone else thinks the same as me, based on your wording, that is how it was conceived. but you're right, I have an inability to read, but I know how to write, how about this one, you're a super DOUCHE CUNT FACE. poetic huh.
@chasingsnow People in the world: 6 billion. People who replied to my comment: 3. People who liked (thumbs up) my comment: 6... now, you carry on talking about logic...
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MrCongrio123 1 week ago
does he know kung fu?
mattbeezy910 3 weeks ago
master your chi
mattbeezy910 3 weeks ago
i would be like holy shit there's dog shit.
jordanparrish63 2 months ago
i mean wtf is the problem,,the dog took a dump in the water so what
kallestropp2 3 months ago
lol looks like mini torpedoes
stinkygooch96 6 months ago 4
im never going in the ocean again
breadman9087 7 months ago
omg cant stop watching so hot
emmily331 8 months ago
omg love this vid so much!! thanks for uploading! really turns me on to see a dog poop in the ocen.
emmily331 8 months ago
I was gonna kill myself, but after seeing this I have a renewed love of life, thank you dog
MicktheLunger 8 months ago
wow his poo torpedos could sink a ship
eggsplosives 8 months ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY HAHA
nozer88 9 months ago
This is what ReaperwithFangs does for fun! He also does this in public swimming pools! Lock up your kids when that asshole is around!
deviant991 10 months ago
I'm sure a sea animal made a good meal out of it! Your dog did a good thing. Feeding a hungry sea animal in the ocean.
vemon95 11 months ago
wait wat island in hawaii?
psphackerable 1 year ago
how dare he shits on my ocean!!! lol
MasterOfScopes 1 year ago
I would like one of youtube's resident animal behaviour experts to explain to us all how to stop a dog shitting once it has started. They were 2 miles out when he did it and in all probability the dog was likely quite distressed about it. Besides, there a far worse things in the sea than a couple of dog turds. And this video is quite funny.
AJT041979 1 year ago
I mean to be honest your swimming around with fish poo already. Not to mention every time a whale has sex it releases one hundred thousand gallons of sperm and only 10k gets in the female whale.... YEAH and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
On a side note the turds look like little torpedos shooting out haha.
TheHunterRavine 1 year ago
I hope Michael Vick gets a hold of this dog!
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iluvdogshit 1 year ago
All ends up there any way.
biggaspirit1 1 year ago
yuck!!
missy12395 1 year ago
Fish shit in the ocean. Why can't a dog?
stan681 1 year ago
seeing this makes me wanna shit
redliqued 1 year ago
I never seen that before and I search for this kind of stuff here on YouTube.
Puppy floaters, yey!
Reverseflush 1 year ago
bahahahahahah thats the funniest shit ive ever seen lol. i think LOLbastard is just upset that his mouth wasnt where the ocean was. ahhahahah lighten up ya dickhead.
pek450 1 year ago
that must be BP's dog...
burnboy1212 1 year ago 16
@burnboy1212 This was the best comment. HA!!!
FancieK 1 year ago
damn he let out some torpedos! look at them take off when they hit the water haha
Kevin01SH 1 year ago
yea torpedos
711holden 1 year ago
so what? i shit in the sea all the time , we have no toilets here in Lithuania on any beach
mentalqube 1 year ago 2
yes fuck you ocean
ArchieCGM 1 year ago
i bet it feels great. i shat in the water when i was a baby.... yes i have it on tape.
TheUncutAngel 1 year ago
hahaha LMFAO here !!!! ^.^
xXBunnyxPrincessXx 1 year ago
Oh my God I just can't believe it! Look at that water! So beautiful! "Clean".
Than the dog goes and... well you know
kynigh 1 year ago
STUPID FUCKING DOG!!! I HOPE YOU DESTROY HIM AND HIS STUPID MUTT SOUL!!!
LOLBastardMan 1 year ago
@LOLBastardMan The dog had no where else to go since we were in the middle of the ocean about 2 miles away from land. We were on a sand bar in two inches of water.
FancieK 1 year ago
@LOLBastardMan Betch
irock1101 1 year ago
i want to beat the shit out of that pooch
NASIMNASIM 1 year ago
wtf thats so damn cool . for a dog , that is .
ThornberryKING 1 year ago
amazing, like torpedos
Ratama 1 year ago
That would be weird to be swimming and finding mysterious floating brown objects in the water. O O ------
Toasterboy7 2 years ago
Good dog!
sektasero 2 years ago 12
damn that dog beat me cus not even i can take a shit on water
ETV101 2 years ago
so what if theres shit inm the water eat time you swim in the ocean you swimming i disoved shit and fish pee
personperson666 2 years ago
how ur really gay dude ur dog is a fucking dumb ass next time if i see a shit where i swim ill come ur house and kick ur ass
thehahahacomedy 2 years ago
as funny as this is, why didn't you (or whoever was recording) just stop the dog, rather than stand there and say "oh my good, he's shitting in the water.. oh my god, don't shit in the water."
ThornhillPredicts 2 years ago 6
@ThornhillPredicts because we are on a sandbar in Hawaii about 2 miles from the nearest land. So a little hard to do.
FancieK 1 year ago
@ThornhillPredicts are you for real, do you really care
gordon66606 1 year ago
@ThornhillPredicts what is more natural than a dog fucking shitting in some natural area, shitting is natural. buildings, roads, humans, are not natural, a dog shitting anywhere is as welcome as anything, what the fuck is wrong with this. seriously,
chasingsnow 2 months ago
@chasingsnow Oh here we go. The comment was made, 2 years ago, aimed at the statements made. She was saying "don't shit in the water" I asked why not just stop the dog. I didn't say it was unnatural, I merely asked why instead of saying not to do something, she didn't just stop it. So calm down.
ThornhillPredicts 2 months ago
@ThornhillPredicts youTube knows no age or time, your comment was still poorly worded then. and still, why would you ever want to stop an animal from shitting. i mean, you gotta go, you gotta go. probably even more comfortable in water since dogs usually have to do that hind legs tense balancing act.
chasingsnow 2 months ago
@chasingsnow No, it was not poorly worded at all. Once again I will remind you that I - personally - don't care if the dog shits in the ocean, I was commenting on what was being said in the video. Perhaps you should ask the creator of this video why she wanted the dog to stop shitting, instead of barraging me with nonsense and then informing me that my comment was poorly worded in an attempt to cover your inability to read. Thank you.
ThornhillPredicts 2 months ago
@ThornhillPredicts I just read the comments for the first time and see everyone is against your comment, which makes me wonder how you could derive a logic that I have an inability to read when 100% of everyone else thinks the same as me, based on your wording, that is how it was conceived. but you're right, I have an inability to read, but I know how to write, how about this one, you're a super DOUCHE CUNT FACE. poetic huh.
chasingsnow 2 months ago
@chasingsnow People in the world: 6 billion. People who replied to my comment: 3. People who liked (thumbs up) my comment: 6... now, you carry on talking about logic...
ThornhillPredicts 2 months ago
omg dog shitting on the water
omg dog shitting on the water
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libyangangster07 2 years ago
Good dog! In the water is the right place :-)
MadPhil712 3 years ago
omg thats so funny it looks like twigs lol
JeanzLuvsU 3 years ago
Down river she goes! Whooosh!
IL0veMyD0gs 3 years ago
The second one was like a torpedo whooooosh! lol
rudeydudey05 3 years ago
look at the nasty logs
mastermind14150 3 years ago
Nasty! Keep it on a leash next time to spare people from swimming with turds!
newinfusion 3 years ago
XD WTF iv found poop bigger than that layin in the sand XD
GadgetFoxTail 3 years ago
lol be carful sumone might think thats drift wood and pick it up for their dog lol
lewisadrian 3 years ago
This reminds me, if I go in there to NEVER swim in that beach!!!! ROFL
EliaForce1984ita 3 years ago
haha they look like lil subz
Latin0x01 3 years ago 2
LMAOOOO
Terorst 3 years ago 2
We got floaters!!
HoLyCoUgAr 4 years ago 2
Hahah ROFL.
haha
randomgirl20140 4 years ago