As a Shona speaking Zimbabwean I caught the joke, but I don't think anyone who is not from Zimbabwe, who doesn't know that there is no L sound in Shona would catch that the L sounds have been replaced with R sounds in this clip.
"The number you have dialled is not available. Please try again later" is made to sound
The number you have diarrr'd is not avairabrrr. Prriz try again rater"
As a Shona speaking Zimbabwean I caught the joke, but I don't think anyone who is not from Zimbabwe, who doesn't know that there is no L sound in Shona would catch that the L sounds have been replaced with R sounds in this clip.
"The number you have dialled is not available. Please try again later" is made to sound
The number you have diarrr'd is not avairabrrr. Prriz try again rater"
this some bloodclut ting! I'm getting pissed at these haters praying on my country and peoples demise! WTF!? who is the retard that thought that this is funny? kumusha kwenyu ndiko kunewinds dzekupusa!i won't tell you what i think you should eat cuz it would be rude to other youtubers, but there should be a screening process for dumb-ass haters that hate for hating sake! we have been thru a lot and still manage to pull thru (barely) and you think thats something to joke about?get a life mpfanha!
I don't fucking get it, whites moan about blacks, blacks moan about whites, if whites weren't in Africa then someone would moan, and vice versa. It's all ballshit. But all i can say is MUGABE SUCKS :) Thank You :D
Excuse me, Kcastle001, but are you suggesting that people such as foreign AIDS workers and the like should pull out of developing African countries and allow the spread of famine and pestilence? I must say that in my opinion that does not really apply to everyone. You cannot determine if someone is creul, insensitive, or anything like that by if they are white, black, or anything else. I actually live there, u bastard, so I know what its like u son of a bitch.
So with your logic there should be no blacks in ANY country aside from those on the African continent,otherwise they should be beheaded.Now,about apologizing,so many nations send aid& give loans that are never repaid to several,if not all, African nations.How about we just send some written apologies to the leaders of these nations& stop sending any sort of aid& let the leaders continue to ignore their peoples' suffering?I'd gladly write a note instead of having my tax $ wasted on ingrates.
RealDefEntertainment - People like you are the reason my homeland is in such a mess now. You are an outsider thinking you know what is best for the people there with no first hand knowledge of the situation.
fight4tampa, he's confused about the status of people in or own continent, how does he know better than you, what's best in your own contient?? LOL!
Rhodesia really did her self a disservice by listening to the outsiders who knew nothing about the facts on the ground about Africa. You guys were better off following your onw instincts...
Without a doubt, but all we wanted was a lasting peace so that all Rhodesians (Black, White, Asian, Martian, etc.) could live in a secure free nation. We had a very strong economy even under embargo. Now inflation is over 1200% and Zimbabwe dollars are worth more on Ebay than in the bank.
But yes, Zim's hyperinflation is the biggest in the world right now. There was actually a time when Rhodesian currency was equal to US currency...Not bad under a sanction, right fight4tampa?? LOL!
Rhodesian money, in a time of war and embargo was worth as much as US money, you are correct. But I must admit it was in the post-Vietnam economic stituation and during the OPEC mess.
That was very true. We were going through our own major crises...but neverthess Rhodesia incredibly successful considering that it was completely lanlocked, and had indirect access to the sea. I cannot think of another landlocked country that did as well as Rhodesia...
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europeans and americans ...white people especially...stop supporting africa and zimbabwe its a waste of money...let them help themselves...and if they cant let evolution do its job
they ruined your country? Black people own that country so live with it or leave which i assume you have already done.
I am British and American myself and i totally don`t think colonialism is or was ever a great thing. White people never really owned Zimbabwe anywhere or Rhodesia as you fucken want to call it
I hate to you this guy, but all that infrastructure in Africa is due to the Europeans. You know nothing of what Rhodesia was like, you can not even begin to understand. Perhaps you should learn a thing or two before you open your mouth. You are an idiot of you think life under Mugabe is better than life under the Green and White. Also there are whites from "Zimbabwe" it isn't owned by a RACE it is owned by a nation of people. I suppose you would like all Africans to leave Europe then?
LOL! Wow I never knew there were White countries and black countries.....So what does that make the US??
But you raise some serious issues. Many Whites from Rhodesia and SA consider themselves AFRICANS not Europeans. They weren't colonialists who could simply go home. Many of them lived in Africa for generations. But is it really right to argue that because they are a racial minority, that they have no right to speak up for their country and that they are somehow second-class citizens??
US is an Indian country. Did you study history at all? I am 21 and I know more about the world and the Importance of equality than you(assuming you are older)
If Ian Smith had shared equal powers with the original owners of the country then they wouldn`t have been problems at this moment.
Whites in Zimbabwe were a Minority and yet wanted a big share of the country, better yet the whole southern Africa.
It`s time you come to your senses. Just curious how older are you?
You are incredibly naive. The United States is not an "Indian Country." Your grandfather did not own a company in "Zimbabwe" from 1943-1960. At the time it was Southern Rhodesia. The Black Africans were treated better in Rhodesia than anywhere in Africa, and even better than Blacks in the United States. You know how I know this? Because I was there. If it was so bad for the blacks, why did a major majority fight against the communists for the Green and White?
Yes, and correct all of my ignorance and teach me about the importance of equality and the ways of the world!! LOL! you see fight4tampa, I'm just a ignorant bumpkin living out here in the sticks without all that fancy book learning! LOL!
I'm leaning towards Pocahontas, because let's be honest, she's a babe. And it is a about time that we finally have a woman president for a change...hahaha!
you meant to send the reply to me but you didn`t anyway:
1.You don`t know anything about my family
2.What the fuck is Green?
3. The black where treated better in Southern Rhodesia than anywhere in africa? are you serious? so you are telling me all African countries were colonised? Go do a research and stop reading books OK
The fact that you were there makes you know who my grandfather was?
I ASSUME you are over 50 so please think as a grown being
I just noticed you asked that guy: "What the fuck is Green?
When he said "under the Green and White" he was talking about Rhodesia. I thought such an articulate scholar of African history would know the colors of the Rhodesian flag.
Then learn the real history of Rhodesia, not the ZANU, ANC, or British history of it. Learn about it from the non-outsiders. And since you don't read books because you seem to think the are full of garbage, talk to people that were there, such as myself. Your interest only seems to amount to "those evil white men ruined Africa."
I didn`t say that but if it isn`t something of a possibility then you wouldn`t have mentioned it
I DON`T HATE MY RACE BUT I HATE COLONIALISM AND UNFORTUNATELY THE PEOPLE WHO DID IT WERE WHITE.
I am not blaming white people as a whole
talk to ppl who were there? My Grands/Their siblings and cousins were all born/immigrated there so I AM NOT TALKING OUT OF MY ASS. I`ve been to Zimbabwe myself numerous time over the 21 years of my life.
Going to Zim in the past 21 years of your life is not going to Rhodesia in the 1960's and 1970's.
Colonialism is the only reason there is any infrastructure or technology there. If you have truly been to my country, you would see what irresponsible majority rule has done to a once great land. The people don't even have water now. You just don't get it. Would you like to continue this conversation in Shona?
Yes. Who brought infrastructure and technology to Africa, it certainly wasn't the tribesman who have invented nothing. Please tell me when an African tribesman would have harnessed electricity for instance, or mass production. I'm not slagging them, it just not would have happened. It was the Europeans that brought the wheel to Africa, the Portuguese I believe. Do you think cultures that were technologically thousands of years behind would have built that on their own? I am 53 by the way.
Correction RealDef: Zim is like the Amazon right now. No running water, meat infected with anthrax, average life expectancy in the 30s, AIDS running rampant, and the highest inflation rate in the world to boot.
It is as Smith said, your roots in the soil must run deep. ZANU PF likes to believe that it is of Africa, of the soil. But I'm afraid it is really quite shallow. Hence the problems of today....
You truly don't get it guy. Blacks in Africa aren't one people like you are thinking. They come from many different tribes an clans with very strong hate and discontent for each other. There were many genocides and attempted genocides in the area until Cecil Rhodes came and STOPPED it. And then Mugabe, from a minority tribe was elevated to be the leader. What did he do? With the help of North Koreans, committed genocide against the majority tribe his clan hated. Learn your history son.
You truly are a fool if you think a Ndebele and a Bamangwato consider themselves the same because they are both "black." Funny thing is, in the 1970's they considered themselves RHODESIANS and fought for their country bravely.
Yeah!! Hasn't this kid ever heard of the Rhodesian African Rifles?? One of the finest outfits in the Rhodesian Military, don't you think, fight4tampa??
They truly were class. I think this young man is under the impression falsely presented by liberal peoples that the native American Indian tribes and native African tribes were peace loving perfect people and all got along famously until the evil oppressive white man arrived with only the thought of stealing from them in mind.
Yes, doesn't he know the about the wars that the Sioux and Cheyenne used to fight in the plains, and how savage it was? What about how the Iroquois dominated the Algonquins? Yeah, sure they were peaceloving and perfect people. LOL!
So since I just recieved the news that we're living in Indian country, fight4tampa, I'm afraid Obama had no business even being our President. We're going to have to get a Native American President. So who do you think fits the bill? Sitting Bull or Pocahontas? LOL!
Also this all knowing kid, knows how it was in Rhodesia from his grandfather, WHO LEFT BEFORE UDI. Not that he even knows what UDI is.
People like RealDefEntertainment are the true ignorant people. He cries for equality, but falsely assumes all blacks are from the same line. He sees an African and sees a black man. I see an African and can tell what people he is from.
Exactly fight4tampa. He has no idea that the Rhodesians decalred their independence from Britian through UDI, which by definition was an anti-colonial act.
I'll bet you even know a couple of African languages. Either Shona or Ndebele, I'd imagine..
oh no If you want to disrespect me then talk to me directly not through "suryavajra"
Not Every African is Black but when it comes to power I don`t see why a minority or none land owners should rule the country. In America I can Understand but as for Zimbabwe then it`s pure bullocks.
Pardon my ignorance if i ever had one. EGYPT is in Africa and i know that they are not black. I am not African myself so it`s not as if i am trying to take sides here
Perhaps you should read a little more about Rhodesia. Ian Smith supported "Responsible Majority Rule." Was that achieved? Look at my country now and answer me that. A major majority of white Rhodesians would have had no problem with black leaders, responsible ones that would not sell out our country to the communists. Look what happened. Mugabe took the land from farmers who knew what they were doing, and gave them to poor blacks that had no clue. We went from a bread basket to nothing.
fight4tampa, I've heard that much of the land taken by the farmers lie unused and fallow. Furthermore, the damn that the Rhodesians once used to deliver water from the Zambezi river to their productive fields is not even in use!! It can still be a breadbasket again, under responsible and judicious leaderhsip.
fight4tampa.I didn`t even mention anything about leaving or staying.
I told you when he owned a company in Rhodesia. I`m not crying for equality cos it have been here for decades. I don`t assume all black people are from the same line because i know so.
If you go to Puerto Rico they black in them(African) If you go to Jamaica(they are considered black(African) If you go To U.S they might be 60% black(it`s African) if you read history books or do your own research on ethnicity you will find that
There's a problem with your logic. In all of the places in the Westenr Hemisphere, blacks came here as slaves, and consequently lost their original tribal roots and affiliations. So ofcourse, the came to be regarded as Black..etc. But over in Africa, the most important affiliation is tribal as opposed to racial. Hence in Zim, you have Shonas and Ndebeles being the two main tribes. And yes, they are enemies going back a ways...
I read books and i was smart enough to realise that they are full of Bullshit and people who wrote and still write them are full of bullshit. i.e the bible is full of bullshit
Did I study history at all?? That's a conincidence, because I was thinking of asking you the same question...
If it's an indian country, then according to you argument 99% of the population of the US, as well as Canada, Mexico and probably just about every other country in the Western Hempisphere don't belong here, as they are not directly Indians??? Dude, where DO you get your info?? The National Enquirer?? LOL!
just like the reason i don`t believe in the whole religion BS I don`t believe anything based on written bullshit.
I do physical research of my own. I assume you are in U.S and if you do physical research or read written stuff you would know that U.S is a land of Indians *Not the curry Indians(no offense to them).the U.S not America as in whole
So what exactly does this "physical research" entail?? Do you actually go and visit these places???
Dude, seriously, you seriously come off looking like a know-it all snob...LOL! I think the right way to call the Indians aka non curry Indians is Native Americans, LOL!
Why just the US?? If you know anything about theh history of the Western Hemisphere, Native Americans lived from the frigid cold of Alaska all the way down to the modern day Chile?? What do you call the Incas, RealDef, ehhh??
Using your logic ALL of the countries in the Western Hemisphere are Native American lands....what are you talking about??? LOL!
And let's take your logic further. Australia would be the land of the Aborigines, yeah??
if you argue please flip the page or just stop reading .
Alaska in the 50 States don`t say DC already. If i said just America then it would mean Natives are the original AMERICAS WHICH WOULD BE WRONG cos they didnt own Mexico etc
What do you call the Aztecs, and Mayans in Mexico then??? Were they Martians?! LOL! You're pretty confused bro!!! LOL!
Actually Native Americans are what THEY wanted to be called as...LOL! Since we live in their country, according to your logic, shouldn't we atleast have the courtesy to call them by their official names??? LOL!
I wouldn't call the natives the original "Americans." They were members of their own Nations. Go back to 1876 and tell a Lakota he is an "American" and see what happens.
Let me turn this scenario on its head. Don't you think Robert Mugabe should have shared power with all of the people that live in Zim instead of trying to kill them?? Did you know that Robert Mugabe killed more Black Matablele tribesmen than Ian Smith ever did through the entire UDI period?? How's that for history? By the way, I'm 25..
I thought the accent was pretty good and funny, most well spoken black zimbas are in the UK and else where, so the only ones left behind to man Telone don't have salala accents.
WASHAYA SHA !!!!
mauricemusa 4 months ago
mtscheeew!
xane1990 5 months ago
this is downright stupid...
collru99 6 months ago
u get kaffirs but then u get MUGABE....THE JESUS OF KAFFIRS....karma will get him...useless fool
MrDizzy66 9 months ago
pamhata pako muface chii ichochi
chalegaka 10 months ago
pamhata pako muface chii icho
chalegaka 10 months ago
Sounds more Russian or Spanish English accent than Zimbabwean
rukanda 1 year ago
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As a Shona speaking Zimbabwean I caught the joke, but I don't think anyone who is not from Zimbabwe, who doesn't know that there is no L sound in Shona would catch that the L sounds have been replaced with R sounds in this clip.
"The number you have dialled is not available. Please try again later" is made to sound
The number you have diarrr'd is not avairabrrr. Prriz try again rater"
punungwej 1 year ago
As a Shona speaking Zimbabwean I caught the joke, but I don't think anyone who is not from Zimbabwe, who doesn't know that there is no L sound in Shona would catch that the L sounds have been replaced with R sounds in this clip.
"The number you have dialled is not available. Please try again later" is made to sound
The number you have diarrr'd is not avairabrrr. Prriz try again rater"
punungwej 1 year ago
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g00n11 10 months ago
Sdindi
js20702 1 year ago
eish munhu anoshaya uyu, I bet my last cent he is 4years old
colourbluz 1 year ago
if this crap is funny then l guess l dnt know the meaning of the word funny
vegastvt 1 year ago
What was that all about? They say when you visit Zimbabwe don't forget to close the gate behind you when you leave
SilverHayze 1 year ago
this shit aint funni at all WTF
tariroification 1 year ago
soooooooooooo not funny
Lovebird563 1 year ago
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not funny at all
sharky840 1 year ago
That's the most unimaginative thing I've seen on Youtube.
raiderrow 1 year ago
haha its so funny
cougarscheer7 1 year ago
kusvenga chete chete
hailuunets 1 year ago
haa futseke WASHAYA STAYIRA !!!
Mystrym 1 year ago
pamhata!! ndozvaunga ndinzwise izvozvi??
fungilistix 1 year ago
SHONA MGODOYI
ngomaneh77 1 year ago
This is not funny, washaya!
shato9820 2 years ago
HEHE ;MD i love it guys
erstatning 2 years ago
lol
gruker 2 years ago
this is rubbish.find somthing better to du with yur time dude.give out yu pc 4 free
neversokisi 2 years ago
cdnt agree more, ndokunonzi kushaya chaiko uku! kutitambisira nguva ne space...
angiefun28 2 years ago
i dont find this funny at all...its so stupid!
rueluv82 2 years ago 2
loooool.....
makanyarac 2 years ago
lolest
cherrioentop90 2 years ago
aya inga zvakaoma
christine8767 2 years ago
LOL,
BuzzmanUK 2 years ago
hahahahahahx lol the number u hav diared iz nt avairable plz try again later hahaha this is so funny
graciousncube 2 years ago 2
I THINK I MISSED THE FUNNY PART?
TheRealBRAZIL 2 years ago 30
@TheRealBRAZIL Your comment is more funnier than this
thugpassion750 1 year ago
this some bloodclut ting! I'm getting pissed at these haters praying on my country and peoples demise! WTF!? who is the retard that thought that this is funny? kumusha kwenyu ndiko kunewinds dzekupusa!i won't tell you what i think you should eat cuz it would be rude to other youtubers, but there should be a screening process for dumb-ass haters that hate for hating sake! we have been thru a lot and still manage to pull thru (barely) and you think thats something to joke about?get a life mpfanha!
idakeptbrutha 2 years ago
taura wega sha usatibatanidzire, speak for yourself. dont say zimbabweans jus speak for yourself.... i we nemidzimu yako!!
chenai88 2 years ago 7
ye it is fake
faraistones80 2 years ago 3
lol
pengting1 2 years ago
Say what ?
mcbdpb 2 years ago
that was fake and fake = FAIL!
ironlykalion619 2 years ago
that wasnt funni
lennontj 2 years ago 2
sorry the country is closed today
duxberry1958 2 years ago
Was actually quite funny. Where's your sense of humour people ?
Arc777ane 2 years ago
i find this really degrading and embarassing!
khanya92 2 years ago
what's this about???
I don't get this!!!
Whoever made he is a failure|!!!
69xsense 2 years ago
I did not even understand that.
missaaliyah2006 2 years ago
aaaagh!!!
Of051985 2 years ago 3
Epic fail.
semt9 3 years ago 3
Mugabe is 'n fokken kaffer.... skuus tog maar dit is als wat ek kan sê.
delilah40 3 years ago
flop
iDuzThisTV 3 years ago 3
I so agree...
Tonyjava 3 years ago
fail
GiGiAUT1987 3 years ago 2
I don't fucking get it, whites moan about blacks, blacks moan about whites, if whites weren't in Africa then someone would moan, and vice versa. It's all ballshit. But all i can say is MUGABE SUCKS :) Thank You :D
Davicution 3 years ago 3
Excuse me, Kcastle001, but are you suggesting that people such as foreign AIDS workers and the like should pull out of developing African countries and allow the spread of famine and pestilence? I must say that in my opinion that does not really apply to everyone. You cannot determine if someone is creul, insensitive, or anything like that by if they are white, black, or anything else. I actually live there, u bastard, so I know what its like u son of a bitch.
emopeacemaker 3 years ago
foreign AIDS is worse than domestic AIDS
Franscheska1991 2 years ago
white in africa should beheaded.
they have no right to live in there.
esp anglo-soxons were more cruel than nazi.
u should apologize to african and polynesian.
Kcastle001 3 years ago
If it weren't for the evil Americans, you would be goosestepping with a stick up your ass under Kim Jong ILLLL...LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
So with your logic there should be no blacks in ANY country aside from those on the African continent,otherwise they should be beheaded.Now,about apologizing,so many nations send aid& give loans that are never repaid to several,if not all, African nations.How about we just send some written apologies to the leaders of these nations& stop sending any sort of aid& let the leaders continue to ignore their peoples' suffering?I'd gladly write a note instead of having my tax $ wasted on ingrates.
kerry5101971 3 years ago
RealDefEntertainment - People like you are the reason my homeland is in such a mess now. You are an outsider thinking you know what is best for the people there with no first hand knowledge of the situation.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
fight4tampa, he's confused about the status of people in or own continent, how does he know better than you, what's best in your own contient?? LOL!
Rhodesia really did her self a disservice by listening to the outsiders who knew nothing about the facts on the ground about Africa. You guys were better off following your onw instincts...
suryavajra 3 years ago
Without a doubt, but all we wanted was a lasting peace so that all Rhodesians (Black, White, Asian, Martian, etc.) could live in a secure free nation. We had a very strong economy even under embargo. Now inflation is over 1200% and Zimbabwe dollars are worth more on Ebay than in the bank.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
LOL! Especially for the Martians...LOL!
But yes, Zim's hyperinflation is the biggest in the world right now. There was actually a time when Rhodesian currency was equal to US currency...Not bad under a sanction, right fight4tampa?? LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
Rhodesian money, in a time of war and embargo was worth as much as US money, you are correct. But I must admit it was in the post-Vietnam economic stituation and during the OPEC mess.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
That was very true. We were going through our own major crises...but neverthess Rhodesia incredibly successful considering that it was completely lanlocked, and had indirect access to the sea. I cannot think of another landlocked country that did as well as Rhodesia...
suryavajra 3 years ago
Switzerland, but its OK that most of their wealth has come from things stolen from Jewish peoples in the 1930s and 1940s.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Well...they'll keep your money for you, no questions asked. That and they make good watches...LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
It won`t surprise me to realize that Mugabe is a Martian lol
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
LOL! I think the Martians kicked him out before he came to Zim...hahahaha!
suryavajra 3 years ago
hhahahahhahahhahahahhahah ..OMG this is so funny !!
killerMouse007 3 years ago
just sad
pompadom86 3 years ago
gay
lesta09 3 years ago
deMbare bastard accent
mab1992 3 years ago
-_-
DemonicHands 3 years ago
tranlation please?
tafantic 3 years ago
i recon
sadcollywobbles 3 years ago
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europeans and americans ...white people especially...stop supporting africa and zimbabwe its a waste of money...let them help themselves...and if they cant let evolution do its job
pornomancer6 3 years ago
1. Zimabwean people don`t talk like that(well the ones i know
2. this isn`t Funny
3. You are an asshole and am not even Zimbabwean but this is STUPID
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
the proper term is "Rhodesian"
fight4tampa 3 years ago
you can`t tell me shit because we are`t living in an enslaved world anymore
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
My country is doing great under Mugabe ain't it?
fight4tampa 3 years ago
you are white right?
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
Why aren't you in "Zimbabwe" if it is so great now?
fight4tampa 3 years ago
because i`m not Zimbabwean fucktard
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
Well tough guy, I am RHODESIAN, and these people have ruined my once great country, so stay out of affairs that don't concern you.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
they ruined your country? Black people own that country so live with it or leave which i assume you have already done.
I am British and American myself and i totally don`t think colonialism is or was ever a great thing. White people never really owned Zimbabwe anywhere or Rhodesia as you fucken want to call it
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
I hate to you this guy, but all that infrastructure in Africa is due to the Europeans. You know nothing of what Rhodesia was like, you can not even begin to understand. Perhaps you should learn a thing or two before you open your mouth. You are an idiot of you think life under Mugabe is better than life under the Green and White. Also there are whites from "Zimbabwe" it isn't owned by a RACE it is owned by a nation of people. I suppose you would like all Africans to leave Europe then?
fight4tampa 3 years ago
oh no
my point is this: White should rule their own countries which are mainly in Europe
and black people should rule whatever they own which is mainly africa and sub sahara.
I don`t have any issues with black people or white living together. WHEN YOU GO TO other countries and take over the power then i raise an issue.
Just so you know My grandfather who is white owned a company in Zimbabwe from 1943-1960 No wonder i am even on this video
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
LOL! Wow I never knew there were White countries and black countries.....So what does that make the US??
But you raise some serious issues. Many Whites from Rhodesia and SA consider themselves AFRICANS not Europeans. They weren't colonialists who could simply go home. Many of them lived in Africa for generations. But is it really right to argue that because they are a racial minority, that they have no right to speak up for their country and that they are somehow second-class citizens??
suryavajra 3 years ago
US is an Indian country. Did you study history at all? I am 21 and I know more about the world and the Importance of equality than you(assuming you are older)
If Ian Smith had shared equal powers with the original owners of the country then they wouldn`t have been problems at this moment.
Whites in Zimbabwe were a Minority and yet wanted a big share of the country, better yet the whole southern Africa.
It`s time you come to your senses. Just curious how older are you?
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
You are incredibly naive. The United States is not an "Indian Country." Your grandfather did not own a company in "Zimbabwe" from 1943-1960. At the time it was Southern Rhodesia. The Black Africans were treated better in Rhodesia than anywhere in Africa, and even better than Blacks in the United States. You know how I know this? Because I was there. If it was so bad for the blacks, why did a major majority fight against the communists for the Green and White?
brothersofconquest 3 years ago
In fact, back in 1943-1960 wasn't Southern Rhodesia part of the federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland??
suryavajra 3 years ago
A true scholar of history such as RealDefEntertainment knows exactly what you are talking about.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Yes, and correct all of my ignorance and teach me about the importance of equality and the ways of the world!! LOL! you see fight4tampa, I'm just a ignorant bumpkin living out here in the sticks without all that fancy book learning! LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
I'm leaning towards Pocahontas, because let's be honest, she's a babe. And it is a about time that we finally have a woman president for a change...hahaha!
suryavajra 3 years ago
The United States already had a female President from 1977-1981.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Oh yeah! I forgot...Janey Carter. LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
you meant to send the reply to me but you didn`t anyway:
1.You don`t know anything about my family
2.What the fuck is Green?
3. The black where treated better in Southern Rhodesia than anywhere in africa? are you serious? so you are telling me all African countries were colonised? Go do a research and stop reading books OK
The fact that you were there makes you know who my grandfather was?
I ASSUME you are over 50 so please think as a grown being
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
Yes the blacks were treated better in Rhodesia than anywhere in Africa, I think you are reading to many ZANU and ANC pamphlets.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
I just noticed you asked that guy: "What the fuck is Green?
When he said "under the Green and White" he was talking about Rhodesia. I thought such an articulate scholar of African history would know the colors of the Rhodesian flag.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
I know about the flag and just so you know
I am not a Scholar of African History however i just have interest
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
Then learn the real history of Rhodesia, not the ZANU, ANC, or British history of it. Learn about it from the non-outsiders. And since you don't read books because you seem to think the are full of garbage, talk to people that were there, such as myself. Your interest only seems to amount to "those evil white men ruined Africa."
fight4tampa 3 years ago
"those evil white men ruined Africa."
I didn`t say that but if it isn`t something of a possibility then you wouldn`t have mentioned it
I DON`T HATE MY RACE BUT I HATE COLONIALISM AND UNFORTUNATELY THE PEOPLE WHO DID IT WERE WHITE.
I am not blaming white people as a whole
talk to ppl who were there? My Grands/Their siblings and cousins were all born/immigrated there so I AM NOT TALKING OUT OF MY ASS. I`ve been to Zimbabwe myself numerous time over the 21 years of my life.
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
Going to Zim in the past 21 years of your life is not going to Rhodesia in the 1960's and 1970's.
Colonialism is the only reason there is any infrastructure or technology there. If you have truly been to my country, you would see what irresponsible majority rule has done to a once great land. The people don't even have water now. You just don't get it. Would you like to continue this conversation in Shona?
fight4tampa 3 years ago
don`t be ridiculous. You are telling me that if it wasn`t for colonialism Zimbabwe would be like the Amazon right now?
you need to keep some foolish thoughts to self.
How old are you 60/70/80?
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
Yes. Who brought infrastructure and technology to Africa, it certainly wasn't the tribesman who have invented nothing. Please tell me when an African tribesman would have harnessed electricity for instance, or mass production. I'm not slagging them, it just not would have happened. It was the Europeans that brought the wheel to Africa, the Portuguese I believe. Do you think cultures that were technologically thousands of years behind would have built that on their own? I am 53 by the way.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Correction RealDef: Zim is like the Amazon right now. No running water, meat infected with anthrax, average life expectancy in the 30s, AIDS running rampant, and the highest inflation rate in the world to boot.
suryavajra 3 years ago
It is as Smith said, your roots in the soil must run deep. ZANU PF likes to believe that it is of Africa, of the soil. But I'm afraid it is really quite shallow. Hence the problems of today....
suryavajra 3 years ago
Also, I will buy you a sweet banana.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
fight4tampa, buy me a sweet banana and a glass of the finest Bulawayo chibuli when the Saints come marching in.
When that day comes, the yellow bird will be in the sky, and the drifters will few and far between.
suryavajra 3 years ago
I Meant: fight4tampa, Will you buy me a sweet banana and a glass of the finest Bulawayo Chibuli when the Saints come marching in???
Will it once again be a lekker glide from the Zim ruins to Salisbury??
suryavajra 3 years ago
You are full of shit, and you have never been to Africa...
NZ500D 3 years ago
Excuse me?
fight4tampa 3 years ago
You truly don't get it guy. Blacks in Africa aren't one people like you are thinking. They come from many different tribes an clans with very strong hate and discontent for each other. There were many genocides and attempted genocides in the area until Cecil Rhodes came and STOPPED it. And then Mugabe, from a minority tribe was elevated to be the leader. What did he do? With the help of North Koreans, committed genocide against the majority tribe his clan hated. Learn your history son.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
You truly are a fool if you think a Ndebele and a Bamangwato consider themselves the same because they are both "black." Funny thing is, in the 1970's they considered themselves RHODESIANS and fought for their country bravely.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Yeah!! Hasn't this kid ever heard of the Rhodesian African Rifles?? One of the finest outfits in the Rhodesian Military, don't you think, fight4tampa??
suryavajra 3 years ago
They truly were class. I think this young man is under the impression falsely presented by liberal peoples that the native American Indian tribes and native African tribes were peace loving perfect people and all got along famously until the evil oppressive white man arrived with only the thought of stealing from them in mind.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Yes, doesn't he know the about the wars that the Sioux and Cheyenne used to fight in the plains, and how savage it was? What about how the Iroquois dominated the Algonquins? Yeah, sure they were peaceloving and perfect people. LOL!
So since I just recieved the news that we're living in Indian country, fight4tampa, I'm afraid Obama had no business even being our President. We're going to have to get a Native American President. So who do you think fits the bill? Sitting Bull or Pocahontas? LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
Also this all knowing kid, knows how it was in Rhodesia from his grandfather, WHO LEFT BEFORE UDI. Not that he even knows what UDI is.
People like RealDefEntertainment are the true ignorant people. He cries for equality, but falsely assumes all blacks are from the same line. He sees an African and sees a black man. I see an African and can tell what people he is from.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Exactly fight4tampa. He has no idea that the Rhodesians decalred their independence from Britian through UDI, which by definition was an anti-colonial act.
I'll bet you even know a couple of African languages. Either Shona or Ndebele, I'd imagine..
suryavajra 3 years ago
What does this have to do with me knowing or not knowing African languages? You are missing the point of the whole conversation are you?
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
oh no If you want to disrespect me then talk to me directly not through "suryavajra"
Not Every African is Black but when it comes to power I don`t see why a minority or none land owners should rule the country. In America I can Understand but as for Zimbabwe then it`s pure bullocks.
Pardon my ignorance if i ever had one. EGYPT is in Africa and i know that they are not black. I am not African myself so it`s not as if i am trying to take sides here
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
Perhaps you should read a little more about Rhodesia. Ian Smith supported "Responsible Majority Rule." Was that achieved? Look at my country now and answer me that. A major majority of white Rhodesians would have had no problem with black leaders, responsible ones that would not sell out our country to the communists. Look what happened. Mugabe took the land from farmers who knew what they were doing, and gave them to poor blacks that had no clue. We went from a bread basket to nothing.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
fight4tampa, I've heard that much of the land taken by the farmers lie unused and fallow. Furthermore, the damn that the Rhodesians once used to deliver water from the Zambezi river to their productive fields is not even in use!! It can still be a breadbasket again, under responsible and judicious leaderhsip.
suryavajra 3 years ago
I mean dam instead of damn...I'm such a dork on youtube...LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
fight4tampa, I heard that Mugabe gave the land to ZANU PF party hacks, who knew nothing about farming!
suryavajra 3 years ago
fight4tampa.I didn`t even mention anything about leaving or staying.
I told you when he owned a company in Rhodesia. I`m not crying for equality cos it have been here for decades. I don`t assume all black people are from the same line because i know so.
If you go to Puerto Rico they black in them(African) If you go to Jamaica(they are considered black(African) If you go To U.S they might be 60% black(it`s African) if you read history books or do your own research on ethnicity you will find that
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
There's a problem with your logic. In all of the places in the Westenr Hemisphere, blacks came here as slaves, and consequently lost their original tribal roots and affiliations. So ofcourse, the came to be regarded as Black..etc. But over in Africa, the most important affiliation is tribal as opposed to racial. Hence in Zim, you have Shonas and Ndebeles being the two main tribes. And yes, they are enemies going back a ways...
suryavajra 3 years ago
RealDef, is your gripe on bull-shit books really an excuse for being too lazy to turn a couple of pages??? hahahahaha!
suryavajra 3 years ago
I read books and i was smart enough to realise that they are full of Bullshit and people who wrote and still write them are full of bullshit. i.e the bible is full of bullshit
if you read history books their stories vary
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
So you're saying that you know more than the authors of those books, even when they cite and footnote their souces so you can do furhter research???
RealDef, you paint everything with a broad brush, and that is a major weakness if you're not willing to consider nuance and exceptions...
The world is a far more complex place than what you are claiming. How's that for know about the world??? hahahaha!
suryavajra 3 years ago
Did I study history at all?? That's a conincidence, because I was thinking of asking you the same question...
If it's an indian country, then according to you argument 99% of the population of the US, as well as Canada, Mexico and probably just about every other country in the Western Hempisphere don't belong here, as they are not directly Indians??? Dude, where DO you get your info?? The National Enquirer?? LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
just like the reason i don`t believe in the whole religion BS I don`t believe anything based on written bullshit.
I do physical research of my own. I assume you are in U.S and if you do physical research or read written stuff you would know that U.S is a land of Indians *Not the curry Indians(no offense to them).the U.S not America as in whole
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
None taken. I just happen to be one of the "curry" Indians...LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
So what exactly does this "physical research" entail?? Do you actually go and visit these places???
Dude, seriously, you seriously come off looking like a know-it all snob...LOL! I think the right way to call the Indians aka non curry Indians is Native Americans, LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
Why just the US?? If you know anything about theh history of the Western Hemisphere, Native Americans lived from the frigid cold of Alaska all the way down to the modern day Chile?? What do you call the Incas, RealDef, ehhh??
Using your logic ALL of the countries in the Western Hemisphere are Native American lands....what are you talking about??? LOL!
And let's take your logic further. Australia would be the land of the Aborigines, yeah??
suryavajra 3 years ago
Native Americans are Indians so whats your point?
if you argue please flip the page or just stop reading .
Alaska in the 50 States don`t say DC already. If i said just America then it would mean Natives are the original AMERICAS WHICH WOULD BE WRONG cos they didnt own Mexico etc
RealDefentertainment 3 years ago
What do you call the Aztecs, and Mayans in Mexico then??? Were they Martians?! LOL! You're pretty confused bro!!! LOL!
Actually Native Americans are what THEY wanted to be called as...LOL! Since we live in their country, according to your logic, shouldn't we atleast have the courtesy to call them by their official names??? LOL!
suryavajra 3 years ago
I wouldn't call the natives the original "Americans." They were members of their own Nations. Go back to 1876 and tell a Lakota he is an "American" and see what happens.
fight4tampa 3 years ago
Let me turn this scenario on its head. Don't you think Robert Mugabe should have shared power with all of the people that live in Zim instead of trying to kill them?? Did you know that Robert Mugabe killed more Black Matablele tribesmen than Ian Smith ever did through the entire UDI period?? How's that for history? By the way, I'm 25..
suryavajra 3 years ago
hahahah!! too funny man
gugsie2sweet 3 years ago
Countrys Fxxxxx until it has a legal coup
michaelwright999 3 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "The number you have diarred is not avairable, priz try again rater" hahahahaha
bhalule 3 years ago 3
hahahahahha this is hilarious...LOLZZZ
iz it like a political joke??coz dats what am gettin from it..hehehehe
Boodypopper 3 years ago
this is racist
goldmn480 3 years ago
oh please...
xmahlangeni 3 years ago
HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, sums them up perfectly well done haha
any1 not from zim wont get this anyway, and if ur from zim and dont understand this, then u need ur hea checked.
acetorben 3 years ago 2
Voetsek and your mum
TinoStruggle081 3 years ago
If you are not a Musungu (swahili) or Makiwa (Shona) you wont get it! Its to complex to explain but it typifies Africa after "The Winds of Change"
mufazie 3 years ago
Stupid. Not funny at all.
foktog69 3 years ago
and you posted this under the comedy section? okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
KalahariSurf 3 years ago
please stoooop u killing me!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
africanprincess4ever 3 years ago
please!
shlobosam 3 years ago
wot so funny bout that
datnotfair 3 years ago 3
what?
groundsman 3 years ago
not even funny.
kapandrew 3 years ago
lol.... wth
googooletoo 3 years ago
munhu uyu chikwambo chaicho kushata kwaro
Madezvipi 3 years ago
mashon otuv, they managed to finish zim
mamaotu 4 years ago
wtf
splintercellfool 4 years ago
rootsman83 zwokwadi wabvereketa chaizvo, asi zezvineyi wazotitukirira nekusa exaplainer !!
Asi 10/10 on english wabaya duzvi nechigumwe
hemulouty 4 years ago
haha
zimbaz4freemdom 4 years ago
what a joke ,made me laugh though
runganomahuni 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha ende uri mhata! Machende aamai vakoiwe!
Acoustica22 4 years ago 5
uri ziduzvi zidhodhi remhunu
nekuti wbata microphne for the first time wavakuda kuonererwa nayo uchitinyadzisa nai?
kushata kwamai vako mfanha.
pameso pakafuta semagaro asekuru vako
zidhodhi remunhu
find something else to do with your fucken microphone
mughodoyi
HSTVenom 4 years ago 4
hey! ende apa patunkwa munhu, nhai? but for real makoporoshi, this is wack.
iadnuk 4 years ago
ishuwa nhai.
mhunu uyu arikuda kuonererwa zvekuti.
CompHelp2 4 years ago
mnx this has nothing to do with zimbabweans
akati its for zimbabweans kunze kwezidofo iwe ndiani mhata iwe mhani
Chinovava22 4 years ago
duzvi
TAU0684 4 years ago
this takes the piss out of Zimbabweans init
slickshingy 4 years ago
What type of shit is this??????I dont know what this got to do with zimbabweans, i really dont!!!!!
zimba06 4 years ago
has to do with accent! horrible zim accent!
gudugugu 4 years ago
LIYAHLANYA LAPHA, ZIBHONDA
ThandolweAfrika 4 years ago
peoplre this i juss a jke lik it no hommo aye!!!
Tatman1akaBlackgeek 4 years ago
nice!
tomasso123 4 years ago
WTF iz dis shit if u gt thunin 2 do dnt upload crap
shingirai1 4 years ago
wow...
Eiko 4 years ago
I thought the accent was pretty good and funny, most well spoken black zimbas are in the UK and else where, so the only ones left behind to man Telone don't have salala accents.
zimzim27 4 years ago
iwe washaya kechi!..brains are better than accent..wat u sayin'?
rootsman83 4 years ago