Carp's Cyst Everywhere

[uplandassault]

That was gnarly as fuck.

[MejoradaDj]

I am NOT fucking gonna wash those dishes

[Michelleeey6]

Omg, are they using condoms as finger gloves????

[TheBuzzard142]

As filthy as the kitchen was, one would think they couldn't get any nastier, but NO, they took filthy to a whole new level. Then they took that biohazard waste out into the hallway. Nasty people.

[12Chinyere]

What a hell of blahblah..like kids ina kindergarten.

[JJStuffEngineering]

They should have called the fucking world record people :P

[fremderz]

Can someone clean off the counter.

[XxXTaylorLaineXxX]

Omfg. I go to this school. I FUCKING live in 40/50 Lofts. What the fuck is life?

[AMAZONIAbydjljwillia]

takes cooties to a whole new level

[aussiemumism]

Camera guy has got to be relieved he moved his arse @ 2:12 otherwise he'd have been in the line of fire @ 2:22 LOL

[KauaiGirly244]

Haha so this is what it looks like to have a bloody vagina xD

[serenitykat14]

had to mute just to watch but okay none the less

[janestahl]

I don't know what grosses me out more, spraying bloody pus all over the kitchen or in the hallway. I'll bet the neighbors really appreciated that you shared your germs with everyone. 

[msilovetrueblood]

Camera moves too much. Bunch of scaredy cats popping a cyst. And to top it all off-goes in the hallway for everyone to see.

[CrazyJodice]

YOUR SUCH A LEGEND BILL

[Stepedk]

Fucking girls and fucking fisheye lens -.-

[shannondawn44]

just wish they had skipped the tunnel vision , and the screaming girls :P

[rockytophummer]

That's awesome! I'd hate to be your neighbor & walk out to find puss & blood on floors walls& ceiling! Still priceless spraying puss on dishes!

[wittylibrarian]

Makes me proud to be a graduate of USF. MLIS Class of 93 Represent!

[MrDrummerCharlie]

finger condom \m/,

[jbphotog712]

NOOOOOO the dishes D;

[FDameion]

feels like drunk vision...

[xalicia12x]

0:38 LOL come come come the longer we take.. the more its going to get wierd

[audreynolandreturns]

ahhhhhhh perfect frat party scene cyst popping...lol i loved in the begining how people were trying to decide who's gunna pop it then i loved it when u were in dorm hallway and it squirted hella far

[tutordude06]

The Dishes!



[diamondgirl828]

@tutordude06 - UH HUH...just what I said! I was wondering if that bothered anyone other than me...kids...can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em!! LOL

[sooofunny37]

So glad I dropped out of USF-the worst University ever.It's dumbasses like these who roam the halls. I just hope to god they aren't in the college of nursing. Go Bulls? Stupid football team lost their very 1st game. We were yelling "Bullshit!Bullshit!"

[chemical50crew]

Cut the crap, Carp..

[diamondgirl828]

@chemical50crew - LMAO!!  Too funny!

[elmagta09]

you're a fucking champ, Carp.

[naptownnga]

goto 2:22 EPIC

[mctoasty243]

I have a good solution, shower you dumb freshman...

[jcroft1990]

You're a fucking champ, Carp. You're a fucking champ.

[tinamaddeemegan123]

This is just SICK?!!!! when the white yellow spewed everywhere on his back!! Awww ewwww

[CRUDEPROOF]

do u wanna be cool? like who the fuck says that like look at the size of the thing bitches these days

[namnguyen98]

did anyone see the guy with a plastic bag?

[TheJanjay]

Why in the hell would they start the 'operation' in someone's apt or whatever it is, then take their inexperienced LOUD asses out into a hallway to do a messy procedure to which they have no clue of what they're doing? And yet no one came out of their apt to see wtf the commotion was all about?....weird

[diamondgirl828]

@TheJanjay - LOL, not only what you mentioned, they spew this infection all over their kitchen! Now imagine, these were your friends and you went over for a beer one night and just go into the dishwasher and get a glass, rinse it out in the sink, not even knowing what took place the night before...OMG, the thought makes me NEVER want to eat or drink from someone else, other than ME or my MOTHER IN LAW. I don't trust anyone else after this...LOL

[TheJanjay]

@diamondgirl828 OMG...with friends like that...who would need enemies?...LOL..I know what you mean...not so sure I'd even trust my mother-in-law if I still had one...lol...I only want to use a untensil that's been cleaned by MYSELF!! And back in the day when the kids were little and days were long and tough....all I used to think was geeze it would be nice to go our for supper!...HA!!...thanks but no thanks....I'd much rather cook and clean it myself! Just a TAD nauseating...

[CorvetteLvr2000]

They needed to wash the dishes anyway!

[B2P2Films]

A fish-eye lens. So artsy!

[catty12354687]

Too cheap to wear a whole glove??

[knobylob]

@catty12354687 condoms

[BargleTheEvilWizard]

It's a cyst the size of a golfball and they all acted shocked at the amount of pus that was extracted? Furthermore, of course it's going to squirt out in a stream because the incision was too small for the amount oif pressure needed to excise it. CUT IT DEEP AND WIDE OR TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS TO A DOCTOR WHO WILL! MORONS!

[letshitbitch]

wtf.. i start of watching videos on hoverboards, then a big ass centipede fighting a snake, and now this....

a night well spent.

[itsmegp46]

I bet they left the bloody mess in the hall.

[RonMailbox]

Cyst popping + Wide angle lens?!?!?!?! Dear god, this is the best one yet!

[rminitials]

I've gone a few days without showering. That said, WHAT THE FUCK did HE do to get that thing growing on his back? EW.

[lagundafire]

i hope the cleaner kicked yo ass :P

[mothereruption65]

a four finger pop...god, if everyone knew enough to do that there would be far less tedious vids. when it comes to cyst popping! kudos...

[colonelweasel1]

everythings cooler through a fish eye lense

[radioactivekaraoke]

Holy shite !! The shot at around 2:22 is unreal !!

[clucker998]

Bunch of junkies , look around a . No furniture,tv,etc ! B: look at the losers yelling in the hall!!!C:u get them via dirty condition or drugs . So please die so I can watch someone who is not a waste of air

[davh27]

@clucker998 College dorms - have you heard of them?

[kastutan]

3:09 FATALITY!!!!

[TeReNo223]

why cant i stop watching these videos?

[snowleopard96]

@TeReNo223 the same reason i can't...CAUSE ITS AWESOME

[ADotNikki]

@TeReNo223 i've watched 6 today lol



[JJStuffEngineering]

@TeReNo223 because it is somehow strangely satisfying...'^^

[cod5ultimate1]

Haha condom gloves.



[ihatenubs]

yea guys lets pop his cyst in the kitchen :D herp derp

[shegwin]

Why are you using a fish eyes? I see no fucking skateboards.

[ybpro4]

"OHHHHHHHHH MY DISHES!!!!!!!!!!" 2:31

[Kerridee100]

Oh look, we squeezed it and stuff went flying......now lets see how far it can shoot! Lol

[cowsdontgowooff]

hahaha i never knew popping pimples was cool :/ .. ?

[greg3378]

@ itmeg I totally agree! How much you wanna bet that thing just got sickly infected!!

[halofreak1263]

the camara man got sniped...derp

[BettySue7]

finger condoms:)

[TheGemini610]

I HOPE THEY CLEANED THAT SHIT UP...

[HouseFantastic]

I love how the girls were the least squeamish!

[MultiMusicus]

die sind verrückt !

[chkrdYORKEE123]

im so hard right now....

[raggamuffinlolz]

WHT THE FUK WHERE THOSE CONDOMS ON HIS FINGERS

[Ciege7]

Popping a cyst, through a motherfucking fish eye lense!

[moviemanforever]

And the end up draining it in the hallway! What a bunch of white trash!

[mark84j]

Carp... still the shit since 2009.

[itsmegp46]

No wonder he's got cysts. He lives like a slob, walks barefoot in a filthy hall, then tracks it back into the apartment. I put most of the blame for this sloppy apartment squarely on the parents for not teaching their kids.

[joshimawashi]

@itsmegp46 ha ha thtas exactly what i first thought!!!

[AgoliantMystified]

i bet people walk barefoot through that hallway. sick

[TXbrokeback]

Geez, kiddies, what did you THINK would come out...butterflies??

[diamondgirl828]

@TXbrokeback - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[screename65278]

Go Noles

[gjhazard]

Pre-Med.....god I hope not!!!!

[JMaster1998]

What a dirty mf his ass probaitly has a boil on his ass

[diamondgirl828]

@JMaster1998 - LOL LOL LOL, I am having more fun reading the comments than watching the video! That was a good one Jmaster!! LOL

[mechanoid2k]

a fisheye lens really?

what is this a Beastie Boys music video?

[geekdiggy]

so my parents were right, you DON'T have to be smart to get into college

[mechanoid2k]

@geekdiggy all you need is a pencil

[Motz11]

hahahahaha what a fucking pussy. omg dude theres blood omg theres blood. dude its comming out of my body.. IM NOT FINE. ROFLROFLROFL

what a fucking little baby girl. this is priceless.

[RollzRoyce199]

Looks like there's a reason these people go to USF.

[taznaz92]

omg this one of the funniest things ive seen looooolll!!! nice condoms on the hand btw

[icewhipRox]

Hey, let's pop the golf ball sized cyst and undoubtedly squirt disgusting smelling goo everywhere! Where should we do this? The kitchen?! That's a fabulous idea!!! It's not like anyone eats food in the kitchen! (sarcasm)

[damnguy34]

i think someone's giving birth at 1:48

[MrRo330]

Never, ever on youtube have I seen anyone eat the stuff from a cyst squeeze. Now the housemates of that house will be literally eating that stuff off of their dishes.

[deadcell85]

ahh the cameraman had me rofl!!

[3737jak]

hahaha your back came bro

[3737jak]

those look like asian size condoms on your fingers

[OrganizationBass]

Those poor, poor dishes. Anyone else hear the pop?

[ninjaco18]

2:22 I rofled

[Jeffersen08]

what's up with the finger condoms?

[osyris1027]

yeah that place looks sterile!!! lol

[Kimmirisk]

The longer we take he more weird it gets. Yeah that's what makes it weird.

[nigen]

why is it always girls who do the popping... I've just noticed that trend...

[Tomkat53]

"Your'e a f**kin champ, Carp!"

LOL, awesome!

[sickwater]

ever heard of gloves? Iodine? I love the finger-cots.

[mclovinU1]

bunch of morons



[1mstrouble]

who cares about the dishes man they were dirty anyway lol

[Katiana51]

You not only mess up your own apartment with your blood and infection, you go on to spread around the same biohazard in a public place, so the rest of the people in your building can"enjoy" it, too How considerate!

[nj432video]

the laughing at 1.47 is HILARIOUS!

[TheRenanus]

And this, kids, is why you never eat food from the floor.

[CaptCornholio]

All it takes is a hot girl saying " Do you wanna be cool ? " and us guys will do anything

[Albagirl333]

Omg You're killing me , eoooow thats the Most scariest Thing i've eeeeveeer Seen :0

[lissamiss]

I think the real champ is the guy popping it.

[missylou9]

DId I actually hear someone say your fingers look like a bloody vagina? Love this video. Cracks me up every time.

[PrinceRashuan]

dude don't need a beer he needs to go to the hospital

[ladyKOS01]

sexy.

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

This is what happens when you live in such squalor.

[smellmytootsies]

i 'thumbs uped' both of the highest rated, so theyre both one thumbs up apart :3

[feenixrising10]

this is how flesh-eating infections gets started, you idiots

[staphinfection]

HOW DO YOU LET THINGS LIKE THIS GET THIS BIG!?? IT COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUS....

And way to NOT use gloves and be sanitary.

[leo2404]

2:22 Head Shot Bitch!!!!

[alzorama]

02:25 "Oh, no! The dishes!"

02:31 "All over the dishes!"

[wackyzacky77]

You're a Fuckin champ Carp

[born2offrock]

"don't u wanna b kool?" haha. All it takes is a hot chick sayin that and any dude will do anything

[44punkrock44]

secret camera,niceee :B

[ThinkingPoly2077]

sorry, I meant that a beer is not worth the possible infection at the expense of his dignity by posting it on

[ThinkingPoly2077]

fuck buying him a beer, give him a blow job. That man let a bunch of drunk idiots operate on him in an unsanity environment with the risk of serious infection. The leastbshe

[b4uask6ft2]

omg omg bunch of retards

[RedEliteFilms]

2:22 GEEZUS!

[NickGoesR0aor]

Woooo. Going to USF next year, can't wait lmfao.

[arcanaimperii1]

lol finger condoms.

[4L1C1A]

that guy must have a very little dick if hes wearing condoms on his fingers!

[marklosextremus]

@4L1C1A if you think those are condoms you must be a virgin

[demo3456]

yea fuck college kids wastes of sperm and egg.........

[havhav1000]

r those condoms on ur fingers....? o.O

[nimenialtu6]

did they survive ?

[EcoQueenMistress]

Guys are such pussies. :T

[Duane4AK]

I like cysts, I hate college kids.

[icon200]

i just LOVE the screaming yeah baby!!!...AND THE BLOOD!! OMG!!! USA USA USA

[born2offrock]

Looked like thousand island dressing haha

[ghengisschlong]

Through a mutha fucking fish eye lenz!!!!

[bellevuehotone]

damn amazing!



[deathwishshrimp]

are those condoms on your fingers? 0_o

[hamptonmarshallneff]

Clean your damn dishes.

[mclaxin9]

carp is a fucking champ

[Unicron4ever]

Ahhh... Campus life.

I miss the good 'ol days of dumb 3 O'clock ideas... Like popping cysts through improvised kitchen surgery.

[girwillkillusall]

THE DISHESSS!!!!!1!1

[santana3212]

In the inmortal words of Peter Griffin: "Oh, in the kitchen, Carp ?!"

[boymeetsuniverse69]

Did it heal fine after ?

[00bc00]

Uh, would have been cooler if I had actually seen something. WTF @ fisheye?

[xhunter55]

Umm, here's an idea, make a bigger incision so that way it wont be EVERYWHERE.

[itsmegp46]

DUDE it smells!! LOL

That would smell as bad as raw sewage.

[baronmalice]

just spread msra all over your dorm. no worries about anyone else that may catch it lol

[royalconcrete1]

all over the dishes...lol

[zubadaguisto]

looooooooool

cool =D

[slimmwillis]

how many loud mouth idiots can we fit in a room should be more like it

[JakeEricson]

YOU'RE A FUCKIN CHAMP CARP, A FUCKIN CHAMP.

:|

Anyways, sick video bro.

[JakeEricson]

The Fisheye lens was irritating as fuck.

[luciouswatermelon]

@JakeEricson totally agree... still funny though. :)

[TheSchlockmeister]

That was epic.

[rzaranko]

CLEVELAND OHIO LOVES YOU, CARP!!

[EdmDude]

I had a cyst like that once, i dont know why some people say they re-occur, I spent about half an hour draining mine. Drained the infection, then blood came out and that was it. healed within a week, and now i got this 'depression' in my back but nothing more happened.

[elxatoo]

i want to eat that s@#t

[quady37]

that was amazing

[swimchic10171]

your a fucking champ carp

[Danroe]

I dont understand why people feel the need to jump about and scream omg? man I would be glued to watching it

[5Reizen5]

are those condoms in his fingers? o.O

[lalaloppy]

OMG!!! Is that real??? How does that happen?

[crazedfemale]

These folks must all be pre med students, I can't imagine that many people interested in a cyst popping.

[WannabeThinsy]

I thought it was average, then i saw that missile of a squirt

[sonicboy153]

@WannabeThinsy LMAO!

[YorkGod]

FFS keep bloody camera in position!

[springygal8]

Why do these people pop those nasty things in the kitchen!!

[32KOAST]

nothing like popping a giant cyst with a wide angle lense. .. i feel like i should be watching sskateboarding vidoes through this .. not zit squeezing.. lol

[britsoccerball]

why were 5 different people holding needles at one point?!

[lucasziebart]

Was that like a record spray?

[UTESSTER]

The girl saying "you wanna be cool? you wanna be cool?" haha what a loser!

[lucasziebart]

@UTESSTER hahah i aagreee. thats just dumb of her

[93metanova]

cameraman: E.X.P.L.O.S.E.D!

[93metanova]

cameraman: F.I.R.E.D.