Portal Chamber 14- 3 SECONDS!!!!!

[trilo55]

why was you nocliping at the begining?

[Biiaattcchh100]

wait what?

[BifleEnchanter]

Chamber 16 -25 seconds on my channel

[DragonHunter1121]

I finished it in -1 seconds

[SuperFly8anzai]

I am literally crying right now.

[SgtVellu2]

@sjorsenlapje GHAWD DAYUMN. You're like a 5 year old arguing with a person.

[FryDaddy1337]

Problem Glados?

[elparopita]

where is the cake????

the cake is a lie??????

[DRHOLY12]

my record is 9

[machiner6]

That's not the health counter!!! It's a screen that shows what you're being challenged for!! Geez, can't anyone tell the difference?

[jker2012]

Eh.... Wat?

[ZeBlueSpy]

UMAdOS

[sjorsenlapje]

DUDE! I SEE A HEALTH BAR... PORTAL DOES'NT HAVE HEALTH BAR... THIS IS GMOD!!!

[choclatemilk1234]

@sjorsenlapje That's not a Health Bar, that's a timer, derp. :L

[sjorsenlapje]

@choclatemilk1234 DUDE! I MEAN THAT GUI UNDER THAT TEXT! SO SHUT UP

[BloodyLink88]

@sjorsenlapje (GlaDOS's voice) that's the time bar, you moron.

[sjorsenlapje]

@BloodyLink88 DUDE! I MEAN THAT GUI UNDER THAT TEXT! SO SHUT UP

[choclatemilk1234]

@sjorsenlapje Yes, the thing under the text is a timer,, so stop bitching when you're wrong

[sjorsenlapje]

@choclatemilk1234 SHUT THE FUCK UP! UR WRONG! I KNOW GARRY'S MOD... AND I HATE IT!!! I HAVE PLAYED PORTAL 1 IN MY OWN...

[choclatemilk1234]

@sjorsenlapje Yeees, but your still wrong xD. IT'S A TIMER. NOT A HEALTH BAR. We're you dropped on your head as a little boy? Also I think your caps lock is stuck on.

[sjorsenlapje]

@choclatemilk1234 DUDE! I PLAYED PORTAL 1 BY MY SELF! AND ITS NOT A TIMER... ITS A HEALTH BAR! ASSHOLE

[jacplac97]

@sjorsenlapje so you played on cheats

[sjorsenlapje]

@jacplac97 SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DID NOT EVEN KNOW CHEATS WHEN I PLAYED IT!

[jacplac97]

@sjorsenlapje But health bar is only visibble when you type "impulse 101"in console.It gave you health bar and all guns from half life 2

[sjorsenlapje]

@jacplac97 listen... 1 word! GMOD!

[onedollarbill94]

@sjorsenlapje this is not GMOD

[SpyChicken720]

@sjorsenlapje you are the biggest most ignorant fucking stupid little kid I have ever seen.

[sjorsenlapje]

@SpyChicken720 i am not iritating... YOU ARE IRITATING and i am no kid... YOU ARE KID, A KID THAT WANA RAPE YOUR MOTHER

[SpyChicken720]

@sjorsenlapje u mad bro? go play with your little toys and stop annoying me.

[sjorsenlapje]

@SpyChicken720 dude... your annoying me like EVERYONE HERE! and you think i am kid... you think i am playing with little toys WELL THATS NOT TRUE! you are more kid than me! because you are 4 years old...

[SpyChicken720]

@sjorsenlapje im 15. and please fuck off i dont have time for this bullshit... not gonna respond to your next messages...

[sjorsenlapje]

@SpyChicken720 HA! I AM 16! so!!! your the kid here! >:-)

[crudisalive]

@sjorsenlapje dude. have you ever thought to just... ya know... maybe.... calm down?

You should just cut your losses and stop raging, buddy. Is going on the Internet, and arguing about whether or not it's a timer or a health bar REALLY that important? enough to get you that pissed? take a break from the computer dude.

[sjorsenlapje]

@crudisalive dude... listen... i get mad if assholes do type that bad comments to me... so... you know why I GET MAD TO THAT DUMB ASSHOLES!?

[sebmeikle]

@sjorsenlapje Umm, you may want to play it again quickly. I think you'll find Portal has no Health Bar at all. Anyway, just chillout the f**k out.

[sebmeikle]

@sebmeikle Sorry, that was ment to reply to choclatemilk1234.

[sjorsenlapje]

@sebmeikle sHUT UP! PORTAL DOES'NT HAVE THAT HEALTH BAR SHIT THERE! GMOD DOES!

[sebmeikle]

@sjorsenlapje I also have Gmod. Yes, when playing the Portal maps in Gmod, you do have a Health bar. You'll also get a Health bar if you use the impulse 101 cheat. BUT, he was niether playing in Gmod nor did he have the cheats on. He was playing the challenge maps in Timer mode... hence why he has a timer where the health bar usual is.

[TTauski1209]

@sjorsenlapje your retarded its a timer

[Theonlyultimategamer]

Re upload in slow motion plz!

[MagSail]

The fuck did you do??

[TheMountainShark]

OMG thats really fast

[doemerkiin]

Sorry what happend? I blinked

[RaveTuba]

Loved how in the text box there where written all sounds:

[Blue Portal Open] [Red Portal Open] [Energy Ball bounce] [Lift Bell]

[Clock Tick][Clock Tick][Clock Tick]

[H4XG33K]

Ok, we get your point. No need to spam the portal gun...

[TheUnownA]

WTF!!!

[55spiros1]

man i do it and it not saw anything

[xXSeriousSeriousXx]

He shot one portal on the roof, then one on the floor a tiny bit ahead of it, then while he was falling, he used momentum, and placed a portal on the floor right before the lift-thing that led you to the elevator. It takes ALOT of practice to get right on your first try.

[AZproductions117]

Wait... What? How?

[proolsen1]

nice 360

[tehhaxorkipz]

Hax? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[IXIMister]

wow... had to see it 4 times to see how it works :D

[VolvagiaFreak]

What the hell happened?

[XMMM94]

a lightning just stroke her-damn the vid is over

[Th0mics]

U MAD, GLADOS?

[Macthillien]

This should be in slowmotion. Can't see what you do! still awsome! :)

[xFDtLx]

me: "wat?"

*watches again*

me: "HOLY SHIT"

[swiper33333]

sorry i blinked and missed the video.

[peterwinwin123]

now u think with portal

[Dylanjraub]

MOTHER OF GOD

[ANAkanTOM]

fake

[Lee1995S]

@ANAkanTOM Wow...Just....wow. How do you figure that this video is fake? You can clearly see Portal running smoothly and the firing of both portals. It just takes a lot of practice and memorization of where to put them within a split second of the clock starting.

[smanubens1]

does not fuckin matter

[NickKPinkowski]

Fap fap fap i like quickies fap fap :p

[087Alfred]

wow  what just happened???!

[malinalli3]

HAAAAAAAX!

[kolloear97]

Ninja!

[legoclockfreak710]

MAH BRAIN HURTZ!!!!!

[TiTanAEfull]

I think Glados blinked

[DarkxAngel18]

shit i blinked

[infamouschief117]

@DarkxAngel18 you have long blinks

[PortalsBestFriend]

got 2 seconds on this.

[unbreakablegamer]

it took 5 seconds because he did not get to the elivator in time :P

[superfreak150]

Mindfuck:

Once you see it, you'll shit brix.

[SatAMJunkie]

Don't blink.

[rokitiger]

wait what?

[TheBugError]

Want you read something funny? "sv_cheats 1" "noclip" save your game at end, restart your portal game and load saved game, so now you can see best time every time.

[12345wery]

HOW

[MegaBolonga]

ARE WE GREEN?

[54AgeOfRogue54]

What ... the ... just ... WHAT?!?!!?

[Egotoastbrot]

wat

[thetheUnknowable]

pretty nice but i was hoping the full chamber but still even i can only get 10 seconds pretty fast dude

[LunaDeaminac]

Dude that is cool but seriously, you need to get a life. XD

[Zyg11zag]

how do you get replay? O_O

[DN97xCFC]

try and get 1.5 secs ;D

[ShotDownChoppa]

Wow! That was amazing! I can't move until the elevator opens, and I lag a lot :-(

[TheFlyingSolly]

I blinked

[Im1ToThe337]

Damn it I blinked

[CyanMan2010]

dont get it

[askight]

@517wolf he's right but way to angry an calling people nooks is a no no but then so is calling trolls way don't we all take a chill pill and move on to chamber 18. Also did you find that or did you look it up @uploader.

[starstruckstarfuck]

GLITCHING NOOB PLAY THE GAME RIGHT OR ARE YOU TO STUPID TO SOLVE THE PUZZLES THAT YOU HAVE TO GLITCH

[517Wolf]

@starstruckstarfuck

Either you're joking or you're a complete fucktard who doesn't know what a glitch is. Also stop using caps little troll

[inyourfacesociety]

@starstruckstarfuck /facepalm

[Imtehbestz]

@starstruckstarfuck You fail at life.

[1Nekit1]

Overreact much?!

[McFat767]

wtf how the hell you did this

[DarkChaos109]

@McFat767 "Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." - GLADoS.

They put a portal above and below, falling through the bottom one using the force of gravity to accelerate them downward and while falling placed a new portal by the platform causing the generated velocity to change into an upwards direction, being just enough to reach the required height of the platform.

[McFat767]

@DarkChaos109 ohh..... now i understand :D

[MusicianHeaven]

This takes me 3 minutes. >.>

[severinious]

Hummina hummina hummina is all I can say.

[chaoticwar10]

awesome job! I challenge you to do better :P

[zmx101]

@chaoticwar10 You have no idea how long ago this was, Ever since then i have gotten worse at portal

[chaoticwar10]

@zmx101 looks like you need more pratcie then :P

[zmx101]

@chaoticwar10 Dude, the record is now 2 seconds. Do you really think that its humanly possible to even achieve 1 second

[chaoticwar10]

@zmx101 possibly lol

[3d804]

@zmx101 using hax? =P

[PortalFanPage]

@zmx101 Where is the 2 second one???

[WorkForYourMoney]

@zmx101 would be good if it had have had milliseconds like with Portal 2

[GamerGuy699]

@zmx101 time to break out the milliseconds

[PSNpivottt]

@zmx101 challenge accepted (nah, kidding, my PC is waaaaay too slow)

[Eriktobru]

@zmx101 yes i do now go practice

[massivechicken01]

@zmx101 yes.

[Mentaldpx]

@zmx101 *Gets random Asain to read comments* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[princesaminima2009]

do it by yourself, derp, and yes, your comment is 1 year old and i'm still replying to it lol

[ShallaMalla031]

Not the world record anymore!!!! :D Wanna be friends?

[zmx101]

Yeah this use to be the world record at the time, but sombody got 2 seconds, i wont be able to get that low of a time lol, and ok :)

[ShallaMalla031]

You know well who got the world record!!! You know it... >:D

[klooger28]

@zmx101 who go 2 seconds? :o i wanna see lol

[quadstrike]

sweet instead of using the shift f2 menu you can press the record button when it loads when you type in thew console

playdemo namehere

[zmx101]

Thx for the tip dude :D

[quadstrike]

it will get rid of the window there and make your vid alot better, some noobs think it's a cheating window

[zmx101]

yeah but its good that none of those noobs have posted retarded comments on this vid yet cause it hasnt became very popular yet. i wont bother to refilm the vid cause i allready filed over the demo file.

[Roymustang18]

nice job getting the world record on this! 5 stars!

[zmx101]

Thx1!!!11111!111!!!

[DenZottenJilBerre]

Awesome! Damn I missed this a few days ago, sry 'bout that :D. Really something to be proud of dude ;-)

-DZJB

[zmx101]

Yeah it only took me half an hour to get it recorded compered to the time it took me to get it the first time lol.

[onlynameithoughtof]

Nice! Congratulations. I haven't really realized how many people have 3 seconds on this chamber!

[zmx101]

Thx :)

[Sniffy92]

nice

is that the source recorder?

[zmx101]

yeah i am now using the source recorder then taping it with fraps because fraps lags. thats also why i appear out of bounds. its a bug and its not really happening. thx man

[Stimich]

hooray ! :D

[zmx101]

Thx. i just found out i am one of the only 6 people to get this uploaded on youtube.

[zmx101]

Thx dude. i was so happy when i got it the first time :)

[dan11999922]

Haha, nice vid :D

I likes when you go crazy at the end