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  • I like this guy, he's got a unique style of humor!

  • id anyone notice the mailbox said Sandy and Donnie?.... sandy was the women in the episode before and she said that she wanted to hot up her Facebook................

  • @AWESOMEHAL221 Who do you think the woman he's talking about in this episode is, braniac?

  • How hard it is to raise her 2 adult sons!

  • no top comment? here's my chance. Ahem....... TITS!!!

  • restrictive unitard.. xD omg made my day

  • omg....sandy was the person you edited the picture for.

  • I think I now suck less at Photoshop than I did before. 

  • 0:06 You Such At Photoshop

  • OMG! Best tutorial ever. I really did LOL.

  • The unitard part made me laugh so hard... it's just that funny! LOL

  • Restrictive unitards. Ha!

  • That's definitely a Formula racing car, not a go cart. hahahahaa.

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  • @CarbonSource .... that better be sarcastic! This is comedy gold! But each to their own I suppose.

  • love it

  • no ahahaahahahaha

  • thats why i started to learn photoshop!!! LOL

  • What a charmer LOL

  • Unitard? Okay... googling...

  • Hahahahaaha loved the skype part xD made me lol

  • 0:05 LOL you such at photoshop

  • I guess he got over those teeth. I love how many people think this is real. Well, more real than it actually is.

  • Dude I needed to go to sleep like an hour ago >.>

  • 6:51

    Our new life together and the possibilities????

    Location: Heaven?

  • LMAO. Sandy & Donnie?!

  • highth (nor heigth?) isn't a word

  • If she was going to move in with him, wouldn't she just leave the house to her kids instead of having em come with her?

  • @kalasad Depends on how old they are?

  • Holy shat, CS3 had 3D option? Now I know lol

  • That,was really good

  • Awwww. "The real beauty"!

  • Cool!

  • Man Come one I'm better then you!

  • @Thetpurdy Not at spelling.

  • @KatieBuggKatie ya, that's why he didn't finish the tutorial because he was to emotional about there break up. Wow, it all makes sence now!!!!

  • sandy as in previous vido "how to fix those teeth" sandy?

  • I don't have 3d layer to my cs5 extended Help!! where i can download 3d layer?? Help !!!

  • @pauljohn991 try the pirate bay and look for a complete version

  • the first time I watched his photoshop vids.. it was only about 40,000 + views.. and now it's massive.. very nice..

  • you sir are hilarious

  • you rock Donnie. Thanks a lot.

  • you such at photoshop? dont you mean suck?

  • HAHAHA sandy XDD

  • i laughed !

    your breathing is weird , were you geting a blow job during the tutorial ?:))

  • LOL, this guy is funny. Great intro.

  • @CoDpwner5 The misspells are on purpose

  • You forgot to add the common photography effects of close up objects vs long distance ones.

    That mailbox is supposed to look very blurry.

  • @kevinyankee2 That's called depth of field in case you needed to know the correct term OR more so the FOCUS of something.

  • @ifureadthisdie thanks for the correction. English isn't my first language. I translated the word "plano" to english.

    Thanks again.

  • @CoDpwner5

    You "such" at spelling?

    Huh.

  • restrictive unitards and coffee

  • The funny thing is...this is pretty crappy photoshopping....errghgh....Bu­t he does have a funny sense of humour.

  • Nice to hear that John Malkovich has the time to do Photoshop tutorials.

  • lol title i such photoshop :P i love ur vids man

  • ur da best

  • man ure awesome

  • I learned a new word..."Landominium" cool!! also, 'heighth' is not a word.

  • is it just me or are the viewer numbers deceasing with each video...? Amazingly funny videos tho

  • He tries to show that they are welcome at his house by having a go-kart crash out of his house. Uhhh, okay....

    Then he says that there's no way you can drive them around his neighborhood.

    FAIL

    Lol! I love this!

  • @TheShortGirl666 Crash out? It's not crashing out, there's a giant garage door there...

  • My name is dawny... garh...

  • I find it sad how so many people think this is real.

  • your s's hurt my ears!

  • I was hoping for him to put a Mario kart character in

  • "littlekins" xD

  • You and sandy WTF you got her teeth fixed

  • DR PHIL lOLOL

  • You suck at spelling

  • yes i am willing to have ...motor vehicles in my living room ...what?

  • i cant quite make out the extension, but it looks like .3DS

    so i'd have to learn 3D studio max to be able to use photoshops 3D layer function? is there anything useful that Photoshop 3D Layer function can do without having to learn Maya or 3D studio max?

  • wtf? Dr. Phil

  • HAHAHAH, he has alot of dr phil photos!

  • Awww! its too bad its not real. I want to believe a guy would go to all that trouble with photoshop for me. lmao

  • This reminds me of some kind of drama...

  • @SalomoRenjel I HAVE PHOTOSHOP CS5 !BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT

    AND I THINK ITS BETTER THAT I HAVE PHOTOSHOP CS2

  • @SalomoRenjel56 but is it the same thing as photoshop cs2?

  • WHERE CAN I DOWLOAD PHOTOSHOP

    ANY HELP?

  • 6:40 OMG! He didn't!

  • Haha!! Sandy and Donnie on the mailbox

  • sandy & donnie? wasnt sandy the last person whos teeth you couldnt fix?

  • Human heigth.

  • this filled me with lulz

  • kill yourself.

  • Whoa dude u just wanished ur house!

  • restrictive unitards.

  • you such at photoshop

  • 6:39 OMG! He actually did it! HELL YEAH MAN! I'm very happy for you!

  • @FelipeMayrink100 Thanks for not spoiling 'it' for us all.

  • não gostei

    

  • what do you think about dr.phil ?

  • does anyone here knows how to reset liquify in cs5?

    please help me.. hehe

    many thnx xD

  • lol... he almost vomited from just lookin at her, why would he want to marry her??? <<<<D:

    ^vomit

  • CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

  • Please don't go into detail about the coffee and unitards.

  • No, YOU A PHOTOSHOP!

  • WTF is this crap

    ?

  • you such at photoshop?? lol

  • this sucks that im on the wii i cant do that dammmmmn 

  • lol

  • For those of you who don't care, the house in the demonstration is an actual house in kentucky where it says he's from. I've driven past it more than a couple of times...if only it really did have go-karts I might have stopped by.

  • @SacrierJak

    haha really? how do you know it's his house? where can i find this on google earth?

  • i love just how specific things get haha... from... "ok so maybe you want a photo that says..." to spilling out his whole life haha. this series is genius lol.

  • Laughed my ass off and learned something great! Your are Fucking Brilliant, Thank you!!!

    Jade

  • Thanks for showing me how i can impress an older divorced women who has two adult sons who are obessed over go-carts and wont ever be successful.

  • you are standing west of a house? there is a mailbox there

  • DANE COOK!!

  • you such at photoshop?xd rofl

  • haha new beginning...perfect storyline going smoothly :)

  • you sound depressed.

  • Im photoshop illiterate. Photoshop and bridge are the same, or two differ programs. 

  • FU Sn4tchBuckl3r! >:O

  • you such a photoshop? naice

  • I Love this program

  • yea

  • accomidates go carts and go cart equip. lol. its like butane and butane accesories

  • "You such a photoshop" XD im not a photoshop :C

  • That's not too creepy. *laughs*

  • hahahahahahahhahha!!! go cart racing manager.... seriously i die laughing every time i watch one of these.

  • what i really find most amusing about these videos is, i have decent experience in Photoshop. but while watching these videos not only am i getting a laugh, but it works as a great refresher course as well. never once have i seen two genres that are almost at opposite ends of the spectrum blended together so well.

  • I love how donnie's character slowly progresses, this could be a drama :D

  • more like a f1 racer not a go-kart :o

  • Very restrictive unitards lol!!!

  • sn4tchbuckl3er. LOL.

  • You point Such not Suck, lol.

  • Hahaha Sandy and Donnie? hahaha

  • lmao , deep breath ... no -.-

  • howd u cut out the side of the house anyone.. these fukking videos are hillarious

  • hahah he ended up with sandy

  • furgulishuse lol

  • this actually sounds a lot like david cross. and dane cook is fail. dane cook would never ever make these. he is not funny enough.

  • EXCELLENT lesson .I cant believe how thoughtful and romantic you are creating a fantasy world for the facebook divorcee.

  • I wish you made these for final cut pro

  • I have photoshop cs3 and the '3D layers' option isn't there... O_o

  • @sapphireno 3D option is available in PS CS4 and CS5

  • "the_real_beauty" LOL

  • lol sandy

  • Sandy and Donnie. LOL.

  • "You Such At Photoshop" Such?

  • @mastershakeaq He purposely mis-spells "You Suck at Photoshop" to make it funny.

  • @mastershakeaq wow....completely over your head, huh?

  • @Mellowbuzz1974 sorta plus i was stoned when i posted that....

  • People obveisly don't know this is a joke, which I find highly hilarious. It's Dane Cook guys

  • @ModestMouseification It's not Dane Cook.

  • @Uratashi In all honesty I don't give a damn who he really is. He's just funny and that's all I care about. The last episode shows Dane Cook and his voice sounds like him. But I could care less who he really is

  • you such at spelling

  • @eikons he changes a letter in the "you suck at photoshop" title every episode...

  • @eikons It's so obviously on purpose.. you such.

  • @eikons And so do you. O.o Suck*

  • @harukishiazami youre retarded. it was a joke on MDC's spelling

  • @eikons you mean "suck" therefor you "suck" at spelling lol

  • @eikons Maybe that was intentional. If they were talking street slang and Photoshop means "idiot" then they were saying "you such a idiot". Hmmm?

  • @eikons Its a joke... -_-

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this series.

  • Very funny. Thanks. Sorry about the marriage. But, hey - it's only a life.

  • this is awesome!

    great tutorials plus big laugh :DDD

  • you such a photoshop

  • 1:09 look at Sandys photo: "The_real_beauty.jpg" xD

  • Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover soudalike :P

  • Classically creepy, hahaha

  • Holy shit, this guy is thinking about having a life wth Sandy a hahahahahhano XD

  • LMOA this is classic David Cross

  • I love the comedy and all, but i really wish they described it in more depth like the garage and everything : /. And no i did not sprain a vagina!

  • thats not a gocart, ita a formular 1....

  • thats not a gocart, its a formular 1...

  • You suck at Spelling.

  • @amcboi95

    You suck at understanding this is fake.

  • LOL 5:47 "You could do something to show, *Sigh*, the realisticness..."

  • the videoanswers suck at photoshop lol

  • where can u get 3d objects from?

  • "anger_mgmnt_03.ppt" lol

  • anyone notice all of the intros are spelled wrong except the cat one....i think haha

  • "seeing somebody new on facebook and it got off a rocky start"

    [...]

    "Sandy & Donnie" LOL

  • Sorry for the irrelevance, but i need help. I made a pretty cool graphic, which is mainly a background i found, desaturated and some text with ALOT of editing done to it. i dont remember how i edited it, and i want to ADD to the text. only i cant add because ive converted it to... something (noob a Photoshop). just wondering if there was a way to copy what was edited in the text.

    Edits i used:

    Lots of Adjustments and filters as well as FX (i know how to copy FX though)

  • restrictive unitards? lolololololol

  • this guy is hillarious

  • yup I such a photoshop :S if "photoshop" means "noob on codmw2"

  • Dud! YOU suck at photoshop! Bad tutorial and even worst work! Too much EGO for nothing!!!! jajajajaja YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!

  • @kumisilio Go play in traffic :)