Spiderman Vs. Bibleman

[zeustruth]

sorry but facts are Christain ity stole the story of mithra and other Pagan gods/goddesses & other religions to make their silly god/jesus, it also founded apond bloodshed & rapr did you even know that much? did you know your jesus was/is called morning star? and WHOS the morning star? (d-ev-i-l) wow i bet you dont even knew that much -.- so please christains please re-read the bible.

[andoc]

Considering Spider Man sold his wife and marriage to Satan (sacrificing his future daughter in the process) even after he talked to God whot told him to let things be, I'm not surprised a lameass like Bibleman would beat him.

[theguywholovesMK]

rascist?

[XboxFREAK95]

whats with all the athiest douches on here who r hatin on the faith?

[flutteredferret]

Dam. i really wanted Spiderman to win that. Not very realistic is it! lol

[Nexius8]

Spiderman = Good

Bibleman beats spiderman for no reason

Therefore

Bibleman = Evil

[avtrsokka]

ilove  god

[TheOsaka1337]

@Nexius8 Bibleman kind of runs in to the Super Sentai category and Spiderman had a Super Sentai based TV show in the 70s in Japan. So the're even. Bibleman and Spiderman are both fictional characters, Bibleman was just made to preach the gospel not be the gospel.

[anti4kids2000]

@TheOsaka1337 It wasn't that Spiderman was Super Sentai based, it was based on the genre Super Sentai was in called Tokusatsu. Other shows include B-Fighter, Kamen Rider, and Ultraman. Some of the other ones do have giant robots, it wasn't just Super Sentai that did that.

[TheOsaka1337]

@anti4kids2000 I said that Spiderman was Super sentai based.....Bibleman was inspired by Super Sentai and its not the only flub but at least it doesn't use footage from random Super Sentai like other flubs. For reference; V.R. Troopers and Big Bad Beetle Borgs.

[anti4kids2000]

@TheOsaka1337 Are you saying V.R. Troopers and Big Bad Beetle Borgs used footage from random Super Sentai?

[TheOsaka1337]

@anti4kids2000 Yeah, they called it stock footage. I did my homework and it helps.

[anti4kids2000]

@TheOsaka1337 Super Sentai is not a genre, nor does it refer to stock footage. It's an ongoing series. Super Sentai falls under tokusatsu. Other series that fall under tokusatsu is B Fighter, which was the series that Big Bad Beetle Borgs was based off of like how Super Sentai was the series that Power Rangers was based off of.

[myteethareshiny]

Christianity defeats all? Christianity can't even stand up to common sense, let alone the webslinger!

[emanswagger]

@myteethareshiny can't u see that christians face lots of things but we gets through it. Does any other religion show mircales thier gods do huh

[myteethareshiny]

@emanswagger Um, yeah. Lots of religions have claims of miracles. Have any of them ever proved it? No. That includes your religion as well.

Also, science does NOT "explain how god created the universe" because science rules out the possibility of your god's existence.

Oh wait. I'm sorry. I have that wrong. Science doesn't do that. Logic does. Science is just there to explain the REAL way things work, instead of your God's explanation of demons, witches, and magic.

[K0NSTANTIN]

WTF? Good Soundtrack, good theme but .... WHAT? The Bibleclown wins? you're lame.... watch out bud, he's got radioactive blood.....

[Lfdjake91]

where did you get a Bibleman action figure?

[smog133]

SHOES OF PEACE

[kidluna]

that's funny the movie starts out, ITS A PSYCHODELIC FREAK OUT

[Lon1324]

Spiderman would own this freak in a costume with one arm tied behind his back. Where's your god now?

[thegriffin92]

ROFL. You noobfag. Spiderman has spider senses and bible man would not have been able to sneak up on him. Bible man doesnt even have any real super powers anyway.

[geo837ma]

lol, someone has been doing their homework

[DAP566]

In real life, Bibleman would be murdered.

[JermLeather]

I'm pretty sure that everyone would agree that Spiderman would kick the crap out of Bibleman. Spidey doesn't need fancy armor to do it either. If Bibleman has so much faith, why does he need his armor? Lets face it, Spidey Wins.

[3angelsisters]

watever if he has god with him he can beat anyone

[toolismyfavband]

that was gay-tarted

[3angelsisters]

watever you gay bbitch

[SeanStrife]

Yeah, because that's a REALLY Christian thing to say... jackass.

[emanswagger]

@SeanStrife ur the jackass bitch go suck ur mommas dick or daddys pussy

[TheOsaka1337]

@emanswagger How would you feel if someone said that to you, would you feel at least a little disrespected by your own filth.

[TheOsaka1337]

@emanswagger I bet your momma didn't even teach you to talk like that, I bet she would of grounded your behind if you said that in front of her.

[AmazingL4rry]

Did Orel Puffington make this animation?

[Greenstonetiki]

I am a Christian and I say BIBLEMAN CAN GO TO HELL! HE'S DRESSED LIKE THE DEVIL!

Spiderman rocks!

[Symos]

Somehow I doubt the devil would wear anything that stupid.

[Greenstonetiki]

Yes he would.

[PandaMishima]

Even the devil would have trouble with Bibleman's purple and orange armor, like Robocop with a bad paint job.

[katiemcnaughton]

i'm a christian and bibleman does not dress like the devil the devil's color's would be red and black

[Greenstonetiki]

I know. Me too. But purple does come in there too. I heard of purple and black. But it's mostly red and black.

[Lon1324]

Have you ever met the devil? Has he ever shown you his wardrobe? How the hell do you even know what he would wear let alone his colours. Even your bible doesn't get any more specific than Lucifer was a fallen angel. lame.

[justplainerica]

THOR PWNS BIBLEMAN

[EliT3snipa]

lol to bad its not true xD

[faketeeth6]

Does your spiderman action figure come apart easily? Is he put together magnetically?

Toasty video though, God defintaly is the ALLTIME hero.

[Greenstonetiki]

I believe in Jesus. But that crappy purple hero Bibleman sucks. Just sucks. Bibleman is history. Spiderman is still alive.

[STEFFI1NURSE]

BIBLEMAN EATS COCK!!!!!!

[EliT3snipa]

he actually does in episode 19

[Greenstonetiki]

Good. I want to see that loser suck cock!

[deadjerusalem]

extra cool points for using a Rev. Horton Heat song

[jik3]

But, but, but Spiderman prays all the time :(

[macfarlane0]

spiderman would win....

bibleman is just a product of religion/industry/money which is lame

spiderman is pure awsome

[robbob1508]

spidey would win hands down

[christian0314]

Thats total bull carp that christianity beats all spiderman could totaly kick gods ass

[bringsan90]

God is the superpower of all superppowers. Sidperman is a man in the suit.

[christian0314]

i dont think so cause since when could god swing from webs! And spiderman isnt to blam for all rapes and killings in the world!

P.s

bibeman takes it up the butt with his dildoe! wat kind of superhero saves the day by telling people to go to faggish church

[swaier]

ah you spelled his name wrong.

[bringsan90]

Oh. Sorry

[lechiendormant]

Spider man is an imaginary character created by Stan Lee. God is an imaginary entity created by men's fear of death and oblivion. I would bet on a no-contest. Neither would show up as they are both products of fantasy.

[Remdog44]

I'd have to agree to that.

[emanswagger]

@lechiendormant u r very dumb scince just explains how god created the universe may god help u

[lechiendormant]

I'm not so dumb that i can't even spell science. God needs to help you - with your spelling. "Dumb is as dumb does" - as they say?

[bredebee]

I think Bibleman was trying to give it to spider man in the bum there for a few sec's lolol

[darthwolfX2]

plus spider man is a christian

[Sebichemex]

no dude havent you read the comics? hes a pastafarian man.

[DyersEve0]

lolz0rz pastafarian

[TheOtherChris]

Fucking fanatics.

[TheSacredBeast]

you wasted so much time making this. F-. they insult star wars and batman

[sonic8005]

You people do realize that Bibleman is a parody of Batman, right? If not, he's a cheap rip-off. I mean, they stole so much from all sorts of Batman stuff. Not to mention the show itself has trouble taking itself seriously. What I mean is, aside from the fact that they just replaced the "bat" in batman and batgirl, with the word "Bible", Cypher is obviously Robin... and the way they ended an episode...

[brianng999]

wrong, star wars! look at the sabers! George lucas should sue they hell out of them, until bibleman starts crapping bibles out of his arse or sth!

[sonic8005]

Ahem... "Bibleman"... "Biblegirl"... what else does he have? Bible equipment? Bible-cave? Bible-mobile?

[brianng999]

Bibledick! Read psalms on the go! There is no fun, without bible :)!

[SeanStrife]

The Bible Belt. *ba dum tsch*

[kanumber1]

yeah blible man kicks ass

[atrain017]

u only got 1 brain u ideot

[lolschoolpoo]

says the one who cant spell

[kandtanimations]

That sucked dude the fight was like 10 seconds long. Why can't bible man just friggin stab the spide man in the brains.

[MonkeyPal2006]

Fuck bibleman, spiderman would kick that fags ass

[gluedoanimator]

keep the cam steady dude

[Naterrs]

I kick ass for the lord!! -Dead Alive, 80's horror movie..spiderman should've totally pwned