NCIS Technical Writers Hard At Work Trolling PC Gamers

[Imnon1]

ARG. MY EVERYTHING. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

[albusfr]

whats so funny is probably half the people working on this show use computers, for editing, filming, special effects etc.. so they know what actual computer specs are =_=

[xamanto]

must be an AMD computer.

[SuperSaiyanMax]

I wish I had a ten meg pipe

[intothegroundd0]

Honestly, if she really held the high score, she'd be playing that shit right now instead of jabbering with that idiot. I mean WoW alone is such a massive time commitment to say that she holds the record for virtually mmo is ludicrous. I demand a recount.

[eginteractive]

I personally want to know which game requires a 12 core.

[set972]

i need a woman that play's fps and says BOOM HEADSHOT

[set972]

i need a chick that yells BOOM HEADSHOT

[nyctoo]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[ShupaNaraic]

How the hell can she afford to play EVERY SINGLE MMORPG IN THE WORLD?

[Ratboy8888]

I don't have that game...?

[samthepoor]

This makes me unhappy.

[Hivnom]

High scores in MMOs. I don't want to live on this planet any more.

[hitmanwolf]

Why don't they just Bomb America's Tv Studios already... can't deal with this shit anymore.

[Fixableguy]

This makes me want to cut myself

[themaplebanned]

I WANT TO DIE

[Zerostriker5]

Oh..Oh my.. Fear Tower 3 has the same login interface as WoW

Some one should alert the police

[TheMrNomus]

I wanna see her 9 meg pipes if you know what i mean.

[SamuraiMasenko]

So a guy enters a girl's living room, looks at her monitor and asks, "Is that a 12-core?"

Stopped watching it there.

He just made an educated guess about the size of her processor by glancing at her fucking desktop wallpaper.

I hate Hollywood. I hate it so much.

[Fluttershy1]

@SamuraiMasenko No you fool it was the case.

[SamuraiMasenko]

@Fluttershy1 And that makes it better?

[Fluttershy1]

@SamuraiMasenko Yes.

Because anyone can glance at a computers case and guess what the size of its processor is./sarcasm

[SamuraiMasenko]

@Fluttershy1 Which brings us back to MY ORIGINAL POINT.

[SeekerNami]

EVERY MMO?? xD What hacks is she using? Someone should ban all her accounts--

--Wait... Since when WoW has scores? Did I miss an update or something?

[lilplayboy98]

they don't want to get sued so they made phony computer jargon. the real pc modders know what they meant to say anyways. is that a quad core??? intel slams it with a lawsuit... if... intel owns the name "quad-core" you get what i mean anyways.

[Frusherful]

@lilplayboy98

Don't be retarded

[lilplayboy98]

>no description is needed. writes it anyways!!! lol!

[DizyCrash]

ware does she get the time to "hole high scores" in all these MMOs? just one sucks every waking hour of my life! or did before I realized I was losing weight well not moving.... bad sign.

[DizyCrash]

she killed the entire skank horde.... in my experience so has every other level 85 player but oh well...

[bijibadness]

i once played everquest back in the day, but don't remember any scores. i must not have been paying attention or something. who has the highest score in world of warcraft, anyone know?

[EmoGoneGood]

Wow she killed the intire horde of skanks? She needs to visit my school...

[HazlittHere]

i don't get it

[Neutuality]

Looks like a crappy iBuyPower PC.

[Golzernurf]

Did he say she killed an entire skank whore?

[FISHGOMOO4321]

The log in screen looks exactly like wows.

[FISHGOMOO4321]

16 cores AND a 10 MEG PIPE?! OMFG.

[UndeadKIRA]

pfff

[MaxArceus]

damnit, my computer only has a 2 meg pipe

[TheOriginalHtrain]

What is the 10 meg pipe for? Is that so she can rip that purp skurp while she's playing on her 16 cores?

[LiqhtWeiqht]

KBMOD

[AmFreak]

No wonder she beat the highscores, i mean everyone could do that with a fucking 10 MEG PIPE!!11!!!

[arthas640]

"max destructo" most original name ever

[jzzranime]

"There's alot of people after my highscore."

"OH DO YOU PLAY BEJEWELED AND FARMVILLE TOO!?!?"

[159487nk]

Wow... I'm staying to be ashamed of humanity

[mogstah]

My brain literally tried to eject itself out of my head - Jesus christ, NCIS, learn to computer.

[TruEviLuKki]

WHERE CAN I BUY A 10 MEG PIPE???

[M2foker]

that dragon pc doesnt even have any side case vents where the fan blows cold air into that 10 meg pipe

[Badzeep]

HIGHSCORES IN MMO'S. OMG. >:O

[gamevidsproductions]

does any game now have high scores anymore?

[luthifer01]

so much fail... 16core? 10meg pipe? High score on a mmorpg?? wtf

[angeloflifelight]

I don't understand computers at all. So what he says is wrong but what should he be saying?

[Seized7x]

WHY LORD! WHY?! Dear NCIS writers, instead of all this "you killed the blah blah skanky fuckface horde from Blood Cunt generic game 75" how about "Hey, I've heard about you. You're one of the best MMO players out there. I'm a fan.". Easy. See. Fucking. Easy. So easy, you don't even need to make a GUI in visual basic to backtrace the ips. :P

[rasko125]

16 cores abwhaha

[ABlackGuyTalksAbout]

Derping up a storm.

[grrmonkey]

Zezima would like to have a word with you

[seed419]

A computer case with a dragon on it...must be a 12 core.

[FenixFireborn]

Pipes?

Complete embarressment and outragous show of ignorance. If you don't know basicly ANYTHING about a topic, don't mention it.

[kkksskkk]

you hold the high sploodge in virtually evuhry mathivullly mooltiplayuh raol playiing gaime, I'm fucking stupid, duhhhhhhhhhh

[3Sciencenut]

The writers of this show do realize that there is NO FUCKING SCORING SYSTEM in mmo's right?

[thunderstone4760]

@3Sciencenut Yeah, the closest we have are titles, but then again we are dealing with people who probably still think that kids these days play with their gameboys *rollseyes*

[TrollerCoaster1]

@3Sciencenut HERP DERP NCIS .

[Serran44]

"You single-handedly killed the entire skank horde from Mile of Gorditas in BloodFun 6."

Someone call for help, this man is clearly having a stroke.

[seed419]

@Serran44 lmfao

[Vanillafx]

fail. I'm sorry.

[quittingcreativity]

My computer has cores that consists of internet memes

[Sticky1254]

@quittingcreativity Get out, redditfag

[quittingcreativity]

@Sticky1254 Ironically those kinds of statements make you sound just like the kinds of annoying, ignorant trolls that would troll sites like 4chan, or reddit

[mec567]

-WoW copy with high scores

-Is able to tell what is in the computer just by glancing at it

-Skank Horde

MYSIDES

[zpectral]

only good thing about this is it will have 1337 displikes :) hope we can leave it at that :D

[psychomelodramajean]

Pipes. PIPES!

[number420pencil]

skank hoard, lol

[AtrumMixer]

What amazes me the most is not her magical 96 hour days, but the fact that she also has the time to make herself look pretty. Or maybe shes superhuman.

[geezlers]

... There's 8 seasons of this shit?

[NyteMarE757]

a high score huh

[Gnorconpro]

WHY

[Quitchy]

I'm so confused, do I like the title or dislike the video? Which button??

[MrPsykokiller13]

what the fuck is a pipe?

[Outlaw289]

my high scores lmao

[NeverevenStudios]

MMO's still have scores?

[TheRemnic]

Needs more cores

[AltairBen]

@iwishyouwouldalldie God damn sarcasm must not translate well on the interwebz or something. Yes I know the cap is 50. I also know that you can't have a pureblood sith Jedi.

[mysticblade35]

What the fuuuuuuck

[KingDiamondHead]

A TEN MEG PIPE. PIPE!!

[SomeBlokeLol]

This is laughably one of the worst misunderstandings of an entertainment medium I've seen to date

[YeagerbombandTim]

Because every game has at least five sequels, ya know, with a name like Bloodfun.

[MrEdForceOne1]

Cause you know, all games have scores... like pacman, right?

[AltairBen]

Well fuck her... I just beat her high score in SWTOR. Never mind she hasn't even started playing it yet. I'm a lvl 80 Pureblood Sith Jedi. What now bitch.

[ShazzyFreak0]

@AltairBen high score? you realize mmos dont have a single "high score" board right?

[hooshangmaster]

pipes bro.

[xXcoolcubeXx]

FUCK i just fucking bought the 9 meg pipe

[jamesmbsmith]

If she has the "high score" in every MMO, she'd never have time to shower, let alone get a date.

In fact, she'd probably have to be fed intravenously through one of those pipes to keep at it all day.

[Blackouti386]

16 cores, are you sure that's going to be enough for World of Warcraft?

[HypotheDragon]

High scores...

Modern games...

Ugh, try again NCIS

[bQQm132]

And I thought my Unlocked 8 core was the shit...

Shows what I know

[Arcaani]

Not sure whether you're supposed to thumb this video up or down.

[JBE1993]

16 Cores? My mind was FUCKING blown.

[SluseFAK]

This is why technobabble never works in tv shows

[jcamp1337]

My rage burns with the force of a thousand angry suns

[BlueBlackInside]

i only have a 9 meg pipe :(

[Tr1pMind]

IS DAT SOME 12 PORT. HERP DA DERP

[TheBonerizer]

I'd like to put my 10 megs in HER pipe. BA BOOM.

[RamboStu]

Definitely need some green LEDs to make that PC more eco-friendly.

[HunNamedGary]

She should add some blue LEDs to balance the heat generated by that sick dragon paint-job.

[Imatrollyay]

After the problem with two people typing one one keyboard, followed by this, I'm beginning to suspect none of the writers of NCIS know how to use a computer, and they actively avoid exposure to them as well. They write scripts by hand, and various members of the production staff communicate using their complex system of mail tubes, which deliver their hand-written notes.

[FHomeBrew]

@Imatrollyay Hipster mail lol.

[wiltbloococo]

@Imatrollyay After seeing those videos, I'm beginning to suspect all of the writers for NCIS are computer experts.

The only way they can come up with stuff as retarded as this is if they actually know what they're doing. They're obviously trolling anyone who understands computers.

[argnator]

@Imatrollyay Well that's obvious. They're in LA. There hasn't been any positive technological advancement there since Hollywood started business there in the, what, 1930s? It's run by the same ancients that oversaw the writing of Shakespeare greatest works and those who edited the Iliad, such is the dark history of Human Entertainment.

[gotscripts]

I heard "skank whore" =/

[ZachyBC]

The entire skank horde? I'm sorry? Did I catch that properly

[RCRobVlogs]

No one that actually plays MMORPGs calls them "Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games. Learn to write, writers. I get that some people might not understand it. But if you're that worried about it? Then don't write it. But this is just embarrassing. Really, really embarrassing.

[snappercactus]

since when do MMO's have high scores??? WTF is a ten meg pipe??? f#*&ing hollywood writers...

[abbasyoutubification]

@paranoiddude "fetch me my ten meg pipe"

classic! laughed almost as hard as when I was watching the clip

[Zoran54321]

The Graphics card has over 9000 Bungholio marks

[paranoidude]

QUICK WATSON!

FETCH ME MY TEN MEG-PIPE!

[awdrifter3]

LOL.

[Zaners]

NEEDS MORE RED LED

[TehNaylor]

"See those LEDs? Those give me a 5 gigaflop boost to my bandwidth"

[FireFlysNeverDie]

"16-Core with a Ten Meg Pipe" Would be a pretty decent meme.

[georgepowell]

This makes me feel so ill.

[Ravage002]

i think my brain wanted to kill itself

[vayne92]

why the fuck am i watching this?

[dongslol]

You single handedly killed the entire skank whore from Mile of Car Diaz and Blood Fun 6.

[DomIstKrieg]

What the shit?

[B0mmster]

I wonder how frustrating it was to use computers back in the 80s, when processors only had 6 cores, 32GB of RAM and GPUs only had like 5 GBs of video memory.

[Gold753]

What a waste. That's thirteen idle cores being unused.

[write2pras84]

@Gold753 They are idle coz they are unused? Or they are unused coz they are idle? I mean they can't be idle if they are used, can they?

[Gold753]

@write2pras84

Yes, that comment was redundant.

[ThisIsAGreatName]

IMPOSSIBLE

[GaryyOak]

She beat my high score in Guild Wars and in Everquest simultaneously, fucking whores and their 10 meg pipes.

[mariofana]

Fuck yeah, just beat the final boss of The Sims 4 : Guns of the plumbers

[b1bIs1337]

dude, bro, guys I just got the new high score in WoW

[PwnforceFrank]

@b1bIs1337 lul nice playlist

[b1bIs1337]

@PwnforceFrank hehe.. whoops should have deleted that part of the link. not my playlist.

[KGJSDFGHSD]

On weekends, her computer leads the revolt of machines against man...Only using 23% CPU....While calculating PI to 13millions places....Just for the lolz.

[VindalooProductions]

...What would a ten meg pipe even do in a computer?

[123456789robbie]

@VindalooProductions well, in linux you have pipes, and its possible that you could have a pipe buffer.. that could be 10 megs?

[VindalooProductions]

@123456789robbie So this actually has some technical merit? I guess we've been fooled all along.

[123456789robbie]

@VindalooProductions no technical merit, just blind chance merit.

[Rakushun88]

She should paint more flames on the case and make it a 20 core.

[audiobusting]

LOL fine trolling by the writers. There's no way they can write so many nonsense not on purpose.

[JonnyFlash80]

I wish I could get the high score in WoW.

[DanCiTi]

This is hysterical.

[tadm123]

Guys like the video. The uploader posted it to point out how stupid it is.

[JETPlusNDP]

the fuck is a 16 core and why do u need it to play wow?

[123456789robbie]

@JETPlusNDP 16 cores, as in the number of processor cores

[zombeh42]

it hurts

[CaptainStarstuff]

"Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal on the Internet."

[Vyomesh1984]

MMORPG

Highscores

WHAT

[JarfJam]

Nice MMORPG high scores

[ZappsMcJack]

What is that a GTX 760 on the side?

So 1985

[ghostdogmovies]

Nice work getting those high scores.

[Promisha]

sad thing is after 20 years of me gaming, my dad still believes gaming is like this horse shit

[narufyshintoki21]

@Promisha Know the feeling, although in my case it's my mom

[iammaxhailme]

well i just broke 90001 points in world of onlinecraft beat that faggot

[thesacredbeast2000]

no way could they have not done research for that, anyway im going to go defend my highscore in WoW now theres a knightelf with a 24 meg pipe who thinks he can keep up to my 48 meg

[GenreExplorer]

Technically. Just to be really annoying. You COULD be running one of AMD's Dual Processor Motherboards. And you COULD have 2 Octo-Cores in it. Just sayin'.

[PwnforceFrank]

@GenreExplorer or buy the recently released 16 core Opteron!

pcworld.com/article/243774/amd­s_16core_opteron_chips_arrive_­after_wait.html

[AdmLeviathan]

What.

[AnbuSoldier87]

AMD announced a 16 core Opteron chip, so now part of it is ok ಠ_ಠ

[jacknixon78]

MMO high scores!

[psilosibey]

uuuugghaaafuuuuck

[ThirteenthOwl]

I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING

[Camberf]

I.. wasn't aware that MMOs had high scores..

[goodolarchie]

Jesus Christ, I bet that motherfucker reinstalls Windows 95™ in seconds!

[vendetta9876]

FIRE-PAINTED CASING TO MAKE IT GO FASTER AND SHIT GUYS

[OrdoMallius]

@vendetta9876

RED 'UNZ GOES FASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[stfloppy]

the thing that made me laugh the hardest is a girl being good at video games

[Terra1311]

this vid tbh a series or not kind of insults the actual best players of every mmo today.

[RogueEngineer13]

I wish I knew a hot chick who held the high score in every MMORPG and had a 16 core pc with a 10 meg pipe.

[nickman8559]

Unrealistic, 12 cores is the highest number of cores that's compatible with a 10meg pipe, you need a 50meg pipe to play WoW on a 16 core processor

Doubledickheaded niggers

[Sampson366]

highscores in MMORPG's??? Since when?