Starcraft 2 Beta: Unbeatable Protoss 1v1 Strategy

[IronButterfly808]

Will you marry me

[TheN1N3TY]

lol protoss is aliens not terren lol i think you bj needs a refund

[BraziLStarcraft2]

Please, go back to the kitchen!

[thekrazyone1998]

LOL hilarious

[NaejDraconist]

LOL

[AlmostAnyGame]

Funny as hell, but the lore in this prevented me from laughing. So much of it was off.

[Ninjujitsu]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU MADE ANYTHING ELSE AS HILARIOUS AS THIS

[MrMinigunner]

You has got pretty voice, are you DTF?

[lance945]

roflmao

[MichailDzi]

lol



[Starcraft2Studios]

I'm pissing myself.

[templar777able]

bulshit



[eggman17872k2]

Terren is OP, they have "the power of christ"

[Narcotics4kids]

lol

[sparky12956]

Wtf!?lol

[1337Pielover]

It was funny till it turned offensive

[Hatekrew1987]

it's so hilarious how so many idiots here think she's serious lol. funny video anyway =)

[usrevenge]

i am pretty sure  i want to date this chick

[imSRSLY]

wow usually gamer girls are just completely stupid but this was surprisingly pretty jokes =D

[salaizrm]

wait wait wait... u gave this bobby guy a blow job for a starcraft 2 beta key? fuck why cant all girls be like u!

[Generale97ita]

the enemy is a noob

[Generale97ita]

I WANT TO KNOW WHO LIKE THIS FAKE VIDEO? o_O LOL

[bfmv156]

Found this pretty funny actully

[PaintballerVI5]

gettiing tired and a dropping stuff hahah jokes

[Micelli1987]

gota love this. and theres still 12 year old trolls hating the video because they're too retarded to read the beginnning annotation.

[yojomo9]

Trolololo... LOL

[ibrahim6160]

that's why girls should be in the kitchen

[CronoEX123]

Note that erm, those are TERRANS!

[neverrr100]

@CronoEX123 can you read the gigantic annotation spanning the entire screen of the video in the beginning? lol fail

[CronoEX123]

@neverrr100 For the kids that missed it honey.

[koreanPCgamer]

omg so fricken funny

[Mageimpact]

So... you're clearly a religious nut trying to be funny...

[ThePsionicMatrixTM]

@Mageimpact fuk off u stupid nerd

[3sim159]

That was amazing! <3

[zehaib01]

Stupid blode

[Annihilator106]

A GIRL! (no offense)

[theCodeMonsters]

I'm not surprised

[MrPhaedrusx]

you should absolutely be shocked by positive comments! Heathen! How could you possibly expect anyone to pick up on humor aimed at more than just the butt plug? BTW, go protoss

[flameshot120]

funny =D

[Andrewboobtube]

This was very helpful, thank you!

[JungleJoeInc]

It was really funny :D

[kladdigost]

Haha this clip was so wrong in so many ways^^ the only reason it has fairly many thumbs up is because its a cute girls voice presenting it. Blonde? :D

[rafie121]

took 8 marines to kill an scv

[mo87ml79]

trololol. nice one

[MrNox1ous]

@danielbr14 tern? wtf is tern?? you mean terran? noob...and this video was a joke omg..

[mindsprawl]

Please refrain from using Jesus in your tasteless jokes. That video was a touch blasphemous, I know your just having fun, but your human, and are therefore naturally bad.

Were all guilty of ignorance, please take my moderate message with a pinch of salt.

[Schoening91]

Why are there so many haters who obviously never even touched a woman?

[espacode]

Go mop the kitchen

[wownewbs]

You trolling prostitute

[crackalaxSTEAM]

Oh no, the christ ship.

[photoddgrapher]

This is just fucking retarded. Not even a funny joke.

[thedeviantguy]

"It all looks the same, like minorities." rotflmao

[danielbr14]

Dumbass its called tern the protoss are the aliens .

[metallica9100]

a chick playing sc2! :D

[Generale97ita]

lol whats this shit? lol terrotoss or proterran!

[Badphily]

why she doesn't need a house to biuld a barrack

[Generale97ita]

@Badphily right.....its sc 2 beta

[EpicTechFortress]

I dont belive a shit of this, she's the got damn terran not protoss

[AdmiralBeans]

@EpicTechFortress Are you a retard? It's a joke.

[DjStonedSoldier]

Can you just drop dead?

[TasteFlaK]

"So they can watch. As the command center is lifted by the power of Christ" bahahahahaha amen

[BlackWhiteGaming]

.....I to have made the mistake of making a joke video.... next time make sure toss are actually in the video

[Cian23able]

Where you goin, silly? Lmfao

[Cian23able]

Hahaha

[codyn18]

gotta stop smoking --___--

[codyn18]

hahaha lmao this shit is funny 

[MrPokemonfreak907]

its terren!

not protoos

prootoos is a alean!

[Paddy56000]

idiot



[playeur87]

You are playing terran protoss

[mistaba]

fcking idiot.

[jwlepak13]

bobby cotack is one lucky guy

[jinsukiji1]

thats terran

[adamziaja]

yeah, that play only lamers, btw, that is not problem, because everyone know that noobs send base to corners, so only viking and patrol corners, gg

[NgohOiNei]

She's trolling guys...

[pn0yk1n6]

its not protoss! its tarren

[pn0yk1n6]

shes so stupid..... i know right!



[pn0yk1n6]

shes so stupid.....

[SpeedflameGaming]

euh guys.. is there a secret joke in this movie ? i dont get him

[yzakaldrich22]

Shitty video,I hope you get 6 pool'd

[daverave121212]

lol awesome vid =)))

[efox29]

This is awesome.

[Schlamp96]

This has to be bronze league lol. PF at main?? WTF

[joeyjp94]

"Aaand theres ouuur christ ship!" lmao xD

[kcavia]

noob



[hurbish]

LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL they are terran LOLOLOL this is like

lol

[Backshabz]

noob

theyre terran

[Backshabz]

noob



[spasycah]

Kind of offensive to gamer girls, but I guess the girl that made this is making a deep social commentary on everything...or she was JUST MAKING A FUNNY VIDEO

[ah0386]

lol



[ruster1971]

@Bobjove Can't tell if trolling or if just retardedly stupid.

[NEWBcHaNnEl]

if this is a joke then why did you post it?

[wrathrider014]

@NEWBcHaNnEl

because its funny (a word you dont understand) =D

[Spritzbau]

I lol'ed xD

[ckeene2]

Huge thumbs up for the Christ Ship.

[FatalCodShotz]

wait this is terran rofl

[PietkaMS]

Why did u private Unbeatable Zerg strategy? That was epic vid.

[carmodykc]

Seriously funny :) This thread shows how many people probably would rage quit because they are too stupid to get a joke.

[HauntinHorror]

ehh not too funny :/

[Mrmythologie]

ROFL



[CruisinPineapples]

This shit was funny once I heard the access became satillite

[Trikkie87]

Why so serious!

[Bobjove]

You know that whole god thing is pretty racist.

[IconicIcaunus]

This...is...hilarious XD

I died at "Because they dont believe in god *scoff*"

<333333333

[diva4eto852]

the video is great, but this race is Terran :D

[KylinEphax]

Omg you're such a noob. You probably couldn't even beat an easy computer. I mean, come on, you had 2 guys in gas like the whole time! Do you know how much got spilled? You contaminated the earth with radioactive materials! That is probably why you lost, Jesus removed the cloaking ability of your ship when he saw you contaminate the ground. And you know what, global warming is also probably your fault. That's right, putting that extra SCV in gas caused global warming. I hope you're happy >:(

[tronjhiem79]

I love how the command center got lifted by the power of Christ leaving all those evil little sinning SCVs. They're so greedy!

[Johnsmerden]

A blow job?

[emokilla666]

wow i cant believe that people still dont get that this is a joke *facepalm

[zezimahunter1]

i stopped when i saw both sides as terran

[zillachris]

In beta protoss looked different then they do now. Also how did you lift your protoss building im having troubles with that some help please :) thank you

[Insaneplums]

whats th point in putting protoss strategy if its terran? like if u agree

[zehaib01]

@Insaneplums your so right.. She is so stupid

[TehProductionzz]

This didn't go so well for me :P

[Omegax9000]

fake and gay

[sirjp2203]

i dont belive its a joke you just sound stupid because you said you where protoss and not terran as you where

[sedtoi]

NEW RTS game : " Sword Of Justice - Development video 2011 summer "

[fanOfun4ever]

@extrortshorties

LOL this was hilarious!! I loved the ending. It was epic. I'm sorry you have to deal with.......people who just don't seem to understand.........THIS IS A JOKE!

And a good one! hahahahaha

[rholding2000]

lol

[SCDarkness]

ur a nub

[louiszeelf]

you are so stupid they are called terran and this game has nothing to do with god scrue god

[transformerskid567]

WE CAN NEVER BEEE?!?!?! I'M GONNA CRY!! AHHH LOL jk jk

[commander3046]

"They all look the same; like minorities"

[ElitePredator98]

this is not protoss..... this is terran

[superflier0112]

OMG! I did this and i WON!!! THANKS EXTORTSHORTIES!!!! where would i be without you?

[transformerskid567]

@superflier0112 where would u be? less of a suck up probably lol XD

[ReptillianBasix]

n00b



[pacman1591]

Thanks for telling us about the blow job that brigtened my day

[xXUndeadShadow166Xx]

There collecting crystal to obtain THC to get The ultimate high...<3

[Dugatee]

Wow that is definitely protoss

[Chesteryoshka]

isnt it terrans? O_o

[ViriMortalis]

What worrys me here is all the negative shit "get a life" "omg this is tvt" "omg you dick".....its a troll....an obvious troll..and quite a fun one at that, i wonder if you are as fit as you sound? ;)

[FlippityStik]

I can't stop lol-ing at this video. Well done, extort, well done!

I would love to see more videos like this from you.

[Mr15Michael]

HAHAA "Where you going silly? " Hahaha You're cute.

[gingerpolski]

And when if we zoom in real close we can see they are orange and they don't believe in God. If that's true I have a soul :D

[jenkinstien]

orange = atheist

[erikglimpse]

OMFG! This is not Protoss! I was worried when I saw the first player... but then the second. ZOMG!

[21sabrina1]

lol

[haytionette]

starcraft 2 is a brilliant game. i played warcraft 1 warcraft 2 and tides of darkness, and warcraft 3, and the frozen throne and world of warcraft. and diablo and sc1

starcraft 2 is just so free, you can use every sick tactic you want.

[MrMcdanger]

Thank you for explaining the game :-]

[leedongyoung1993]

protoss at 6:42

[madzack275]

woah i never knew justin biebers dick was tht long O_O

[wycoffswimmer]

"theyre gunna get tired" LOL

[skeeter19892010]

What's this about a blowjob?

[MrBread80]

dumb ass thats terran

[ChaseTehFace]

Haha i love this!

[alexander9619]

This is hilarious :))))

[UnicornInVorkuta]

the barracks is where the bad guys come out!?

[gage3389]

while the command center is lifted by the power of christ lol

[juggernaughtW]

man, this is hilarious.

[hotterThanU101]

i was so mesmerised by ur nice voice(yeah im a nerd living in my parents basement with no life. wat u gonna do about it?!) that i finally realised wait a min this is terran not protoss at 6min mark; i wanna cum in that lieing mouth of yours pretty pls

[wompasdub]

@hotterThanU101 freakin me out brah

[DDeviantGaming]

"back at our base, we're not going to do anything with our barracks because thats.......you know........why?" Lmao

[LoneWolf69sg]

This is seriously lame... Im pretty surprise that you don't mind making a fool of yourself like this... though I do wonder if I can sue you for misinterpretation, your title has NOTHING to do with the actual video...

[InsanePorcupine]

@LoneWolf69sg really your gonna sue someone for makling a youtube video? Ive heard of hot coffee but this is really getting ridiculous now that shit was hilarious. My favorite part is how badly orange sucks to probably needed the win bad. Your doing gods work shorties I hope you know that.

[amestris6565]

I have a sense of humor, Your joke sucks. Sorry :)

[wtcool3]

orange= devil

[L33tObZ]

she says that it is protoss, WTF, do you know anything about SC 2????

[Mastragat]

@L33tObZ go get a sense of humour

[Ostnizdasht206]

You blew some dude at Applebee's? WTF?

[xRSxMambossa]

HILARIOUS.

[StrikingShadow1]

@rickvangils100 rickvangils: im a not funny shit idiot with too much time on my hands.

me: fuck off rick.

[Reticxe666]

my favorite part was when she sed the scvs wood get tired and that they wood drop th vespene and it wood get wasted lo fucking l

[MrGoingtoeatu]

....



[keltamus]

what the hell your terran not protoss

[maicatai]

sry to ask but..isnt this teran?

[NarakaKnight]

this is protoss????lol omg

[dkatana1987]

Lol commentary was gd

[Hopscotch415]

alot of Starcraft fans have a terrible sense of humor. Computer nerds much? I on the other hand found this video to be quite amusing.

[Dovakiin1337]

noob doesn't know the difference between protoss and terran

[13775391]

dumb bitch trying to be funny

[LordYamonWC2]

I like how she complains about blizzard's laziness as a wow player like she's had to deal with it. Try playing blizzard games since 1995 and look at blizzard's short comings.

[extortshorties]

@LordYamonWC2 Well guys, here we are. It's over a year since I've uploaded this video. Over a year of obvious, heavy-handed satire, over a year of having the joke explained in the description box, and almost seven or eight months of "THIS IS A JOKE" written in all caps at the beginning of the video. A piece of my soul is chipped away every time I get a comment like this, so usually I just try to ignore it, but this just takes the cake. I'll be sure to check out these Blizzard games you speak of!

[LordYamonWC2]

@extortshorties it had nothing to do with the video. She's just an idiot. And she acts like she is some sort of ancient shadow priestest of blizzard games because she played world of warcraft, and that came out before starcraft 2. Starcraft 2 is a terrible game, but she is not qualified to judge it.

[InsanePorcupine]

@LordYamonWC2 you are by far the biggest idiot ever.You may think sc2 is terrible but im pretty sure its the best selling rts of all time so basically your alone on that one. Second SHE WASNT JUDGING ANYTHING. How many times do you need to hear this it was satire.Just because you played rocknroll racing doesnt mean you know anything either or whatever old blizzard game you played. And another thing if you think she was an idiot that was just good acting because she feigns ignorance unlike you.

[LordYamonWC2]

@InsanePorcupine try Warcraft 2 champion for 13 years, one of the best blizzard players of all time. Competed in numerous starcraft professional leagues, and warcraft 3. Unforuntely for me, I never really went big time. Not yet atleast. And you're not understanding that I knew it was satire, you're a fucking moron. You just don't get what i'm saying, and that's a snap judgement. And just long are people are dumb and uninformed like yourself, crappy blizz games will sell.

[LordYamonWC2]

@InsanePorcupine You need to realize that you're talking to someone who has played every single blizzard game for countless hours, and a top player in Every single game except world of waste time. I'm not some douchebag that played the lost vikings and suddenly thought that my opinion is law.

[InsanePorcupine]

@LordYamonWC2 wow did I hit a nerve? By the way unfortunate for you but so very fortunate for the rest of the world people like you should slither away into obscurity ... or your basement or wherever you spend those countless hours. I called you an idiot because you said she was judging blizzard which she want. If you had actually understood it was satire you wouldnt have said that, clearly. And what do you mean I don't get what your saying, I understand completly what you said and it was stupid

[InsanePorcupine]

@InsanePorcupine correction I meant to say which she wasn't missed the s