WCW: Sting Attempts Stand Up Comedy

[utube793]

....reason number 65464 why vince never called his number

[MultiJfletch]

@utube793 Actually he tried to hire him multiple times, Sting just wasn't interested in joining the WWE.

[metalhead684]

I miss him :(

[marocel]

Lol, so bad!

[MrEVlL]

He should have painted his nostrils... ;-)

I still prefer his Joker Sting character.

[DeKontee2010]

@MrEVlL Wasnt Joker Sting Awesome he kept me on edge every week..i wish he would go back psycho and beef with Jeff Hardy

[JackDaScarecrow]

ohhhh boyyyy........

[Babiiface12]

Some might say that was an epic fail but Sting is a freakin beast no matter what yu say.. He's gonna b awesome forever...

[CharlyMansonJr]

I miss the 90s.

Wrestling was good, Lucha Libre was good, Music was good.

[ALLOFMYLOVE4U]

He would have been more badass if he didn't open his mouth and show us how dumb he is

[tncl85]

I don't like his makeup in this.

[SuperDeluxe80]

this is his new gimmick in 2011 lol

[TheDudebot09]

"Whats black and white and looks good on Steiner.Sing"That was one of the gayest things I ever heard of.

[iDoNotReadReplies]

@TheDudebot09 No!

You are completely wrong. The gayest things EVERY WRESTLING FAN heard was on the other channel, a group of gay retards (ripping off the nWo), wore green + black, pointing at their groin yelling their opponents to "SUCK IT". Also, on that same channel, there was this one other faggot (ripped off Johnny Bravo, Rocky Balboa and Elvis) who enjoys sticking things up his opponents "candy asses." O_o

Don't forget, Owen Hart fell to his death & an old bitch giving birth to a hand.

[shanaandshawn]

i like him more wen hes gettin beat up

[painkiller84able]

What a cornball. He was better as a mute

[thereverendwho]

You know I loved Sting when he didn't talk. Anyone see his new joker make up? The Crow make up was awesome but when you steal a gimmick twice it's kind of bad. Still, much love and respect to the Stinger, he's an awesome force in the ring.

[Batman9571]

That design on his facepaint looked like it was Fake Sting

[Zainillaice]

Sting is my favourite of all time.... the Scorpion Master!!! 

[Scamceno]

yea that 2nd joke make it seem like he was gonna commit rape later that night.....and Steiner was the special guest.

[Irishkittynips123]

You guys are argueing about a work of fiction...grown. ups.:o

[tonyjaffer]

He went on to sexually assault scott steiner that night, with a doberman pincher sticking out of his ass.They closed down WCW the following week as a result of this bizarre incident.

[chrisR94]

@TheRealDanielGlior u cant say tht about about cena!u will anger the pgwwe fan boys!

haha stinger rulz!

[GangGreen80]

all u fuckin gay ass teens that didnt grow up back then just dont get it. just stfu stings gay sting is a fag? hes the greatest of all time i could go on and on why but of course u u stupid teenagers wouldnt understand cause u dont know true wrestling

[TruStory007]

@GangGreen80 i grew up back then i say its gay. i know he didn't mean to be its just sounds that way

[XUsername26X]

and thats where the batman references started

[1983rafpilotrut]

true that man

[raymondcesar1]

good thing sting never went 2 wwf or e! i went 2 wwf he would booker teen use as a midcarder problably even a jobber like booker t,and if he went 2 wwe he would be a main event player but,they would make him job 2 cena orton and hhh ect

[1983rafpilotrut]

@raymondcesar1

[TheBvaboi]

a big black bat....

[Guillidan]

That was actually funny.

[Nogardo]

he looked in pretty damn good shape back then

[gumper1986]

Doberman pincher? I don't get it...

[GangGreen80]

@gumper1986 sting fought scotts bro rick at the great american bash and was attacked by steiners dogs who were doberman pinchers

[2legit2quitification]

Steve turned down wwf many times because he felt they wouldn't "sting" right, but is the joker much better. I could bear it when he was roughly transforming with the black and red still resembling the crow sting but with the new face paint it's a blatant rip off of the dark knight and he has always looked like an older Jim Carrey I just realized it.

[kevin72013]

I think Sting should just stick to wrestling and lay off the jokes.

[PhukAdvertisements]

This was when he ripped off of "The Crow." Now, in TNA, he's ripping off of The Joker from "The Dark Knight."

[navieedful]

sting looks like joker of dark knight!!! RIP Heath Ledger..

[nocturnal69mix6969]

he always reminded me of jim carey

[ZaheerBot]

he plays a pretty good joker on TNA..

[KillaJay2007]

Sting is crazy and i love it

[genosynca]

his future joker gimmick developing.

[gazz12345a]

Over-rated. Over-rated. Over-rated.

[genosynca]

@gazz12345a we know cena is overrated.

[gazz12345a]

@genosynca So anyone who thinks Sting should retire must be a John Cena fan? Learn logic dude. So many retards on the internet.

[genosynca]

@gazz12345a oh im sorry does that piss you off, am i a retard for doing so? just for standing up for one of the most active wrestler around who makes both the old and new lot wish they could just have an ounce of his ability and dedication. hell he can draw more revenue than cena ever will on his best. but oh well, i guess i am retard.

[gazz12345a]

@genosynca Ok just to clarify you are not retarded, thats OTT. But your previous comment was illogical. I liked Sting back in the day also but watching him wrestle in a t-shirt like a bum (hey tommy dreamer) and cut cheesey promos ripped off from movies is spoiling his legacy. I wouldn't mind him sticking around as a commentator but he shouldn't be wrestling every week. Its time Hogan, Sting, Bischoff etc gave the spotlight to the younger guys.

[genosynca]

@gazz12345a look mate, it doesnt matter if they even give the new talent the spotlight. they will always remain incomparable. you'll find noone finds the talent of today to even match the moments from the old wcw or wwf attitude era etc. fact. im not saying they shouldnt, simply they will never come at their level. you'll find with alot of guys today are only in it for the money. it was like that with hogan and its still like that today. sting never was, he remained faithful to one company, wcw.

[genosynca]

@gazz12345a also as for his promos being cheesy, are telling me his famous Crow gimmick was cheesy? ok so it was inspired by the film, scott halls razor ramon was inspired by scarface. either way, those never damaged either of their careers but simply took them to another level, and stings new joker gimmick suits him well. if you saw that promo he did with hogan, tell me didnt that deserve an oscar? sting may have been acting, but his passion always comes out, whatever character.

[WebVMan]

What's black and white and looks good on Steiner?

His tights, duh!

[WebVMan]

Sting Forever

[wogacelli]

wow that Steiner joke was incredibly gay........ i wonder how did Sting not realise how bad that sounded when he thought it up in his head before he went out and started the promo

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@wogacelli I think Russo just told him to do that promo and Sting sort of bit back the urge to go "I'm not sure how this promo will work."

[Mark12ga]

the good ol days

[jacutts]

that was iconic...

[PYLrulz1984]

Stinger... Don't quit your day job

[Kannebas]

Pause.

[DanTheWarder]

Not really fail to be honest. Not funny but he acts like he knows that.

[milad930]

Epic FAIL....thats why Russo Sucks!

[tjmack010]

Pause.

[Sanguiluna]

"What's black and white and looks good on Steiner? STING, THAT'S WHO!"

First he quotes a Joel "Bat-nipples" Schumacher film, then he goes and makes the most unintentionally homoerotic joke I've ever heard. Yeah, definitely not one of Sting's prouder moments.

[danachonda]

@Sanguiluna as I said in another comment, was that movie even out then? There was a joker in the 60's ya know?

[frythedeliveryguy]

Are you saying at the time the NwO came, he hadn't been around long? If so, just for clarification he in 1985 and he tagged with the Ultimate Warrior (Who at the time was billed as "Rock", which I find humorous) as the "Blade Runners" before going to WcW and being top face against, Ric Flair around 1988

[thenightwingstale]

Wost facepaint job ever.....

[MemphisTrouble]

Sting is a fuckin fag

[genosynca]

@MemphisTrouble no cena is a fag. the miz is a fag. sting is an icon/legend.

[tncl85]

@MemphisTrouble Whatever. Sting probably nailed your mom after he cut that promo.

[Chealseamilan20]

Sting's mic skills has always been exceptional. Way better than a lot of other guys. At least he sounded realistic, especially on TNA

[robotfreshpies]

That's The Joke

[NaziSuckMyDickOK]

Clown

[SoulReaperHikuru]

what is black and white and isnt a funny stand up comic?

Sting

[JESSE75946]

Sting is epic ;)

[nfa1218]

sting is awesome haha he was really into that promo

[Merle1987]

Painkillers, amphetamine pills, steroids, who knows what else. Sting sucked on the mic and he was at his best '88-'93 an above average wrestler.

[yungmoneyD]

Did Vince Russo write this?

[Mizernik]

@Epic13 Pressing 5 continuously seems more fun :D

[yoyothriller]

This is why I think Sting shouldn't talk. Ever. He's more mysterious and badass if he's silent.

[tubehows4life]

He looks like Jim Carey in The Mask.

[skyural]

I thought that was pretty cool lol

[stigler30]

Those were the days.

[Nicaraguaman07]

Damn he was young here... now look at him :-/

[TheSuperrazor81]

mechnix wear gloves rule!!!!

[sunnykattnoryea]

sting looked scary then

[KiranTaker270]

LMFAO 0:21 - 0:25

[n60a]

kiss my a*s sting

[AwesomeOne8]

The first one was clever. the second one is referring to the dog attack.the third one is Sting pinning Steiner

[Scold544]

"What's black and brown and looks good on Sting? A DOBERMAN PINCHERHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

Woah, settle down Sting.

[Aznar245]

sad thing is this Sting is funnier than 90 percent of the stand up comedians in the biz

[TheWCWite]

Classic.

[AwesomeOne8]

On Star94 when that kid was saying something from a movie she said "Riddle me this riddle me that who's afraid of the big black bat" I remembered this and thought hey thats what Sting said

[beglebite]

it was supposed to be a bad joke...this was the era where he was dark and slightly psychotic

[Neoquaker101]

@beglebite Exactly, it was supposed to be dark and show his anger, not be funny

[Neoquaker101]

@beglebite I know dude I'm supporting your comment

[mansonfan383]

i was ok with the first and third joke but the second one sucked

[HollywoodKendrick]

Scott Steiner doesn't find this very funny.

[BradySaint]

Guys, I think you have to understand what was going on at the time of the promo. I think Rick had two dogs attack sting previously and then here Sting attacked Rick Steiner in response thus the joke. You can hear Brain saying "he's not done yet." Thats because he had just attacked rick.

[mansonfan383]

that was crepy

[kev12345671]

You know what's messed up though, all of stings jokes are in Carlos Mencia's new stand up special.....Eeh

[worthlessburger7]

What's black & white & looks good on steiner?

Sting.

Gay?

[dmuse1981]

@worthlessburger7 pinning a wrestler is not gay.retard

[worthlessburger7]

@dmuse1981 I kno, I was jus playing around. Retard.

[dmuse1981]

@worthlessburger7 fuck you cocksucker



[nickhaze1]

@worthlessburger7 What's pink & looks good on gay people?

Justin Bieber.

Gay?

[Ha2YES3]

oHH LOOK AT the kitty.

[kruunk1]

@worthlessburger7 In wrestling, what is said is not considered gay even when they are considered gay in the outside world.

[MyTime127]

@worthlessburger7 Your YouTube username is gay

[worthlessburger7]

@MyTime127 Mine makes sense, if you like football that is, & yours is..........Your a Cena fan born on January 27th?

[GangGreen80]

@worthlessburger7 ur an idiot

[GangGreen80]

@worthlessburger7 of course u thought of that

[angelusgabrielus1982]

I think the dobermann pinscher comment was referring to an earlier angle where Sting was attacked by a dog set on him by Steiner?

[ABainTrain]

@angelusgabrielus1982 yeah your right.

[angelusgabrielus1982]

@ABainTrain Really? shit, I was just guessing, I watched this back when it was first broadcast, but forgot about it

[funkiersnoog]

when Sting started talking again after not saying anything for a year, it was weird how he suddenly couldn't cut a promo to save his life. He still can't really. I wonder what happened. Back before the whole "Crow" gimmick, he was a decent talker.

[VanVaderFan]

he must've been coked up as FUCK

[wildhairwarrior1]

I wanna work a heel role now and piss people off here i go ......Sting stand up comedy fail John cena is much better lmao...

[Donnierules9109]

@wildhairwarrior1 SCREW YOU!... JK lol

[drezone]

what the.... ?

[jre52301]

I don't even understand that first joke

[Leonleo2]

@jre52301 Watch the Old Batman movie with Jim Carrey in it.....

[gallant1987]

@Leonleo2 you know the stinger is quoting beetlejuice when he says its showtime folks wwe needs to make a dvd about sting thats what I'm waiting on you have a good night

[Leonleo2]

@gallant1987 I am talking about the riddle me this riddle me that part...hmm I know about sting and I know about Beetle juice.... and he says Showtime folks at the end I was replying to some one saying they did not get was he was talking about in the beginning.

[AbrasionUK]

sting's a twat

[OreoMan951]

@AbrasionUK watch ur mouth

[coolchaz23]

@AbrasionUK hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dude that is freaking hilarious XO

[godfather71190]

too much batman forever sting?

[Dynaverse]

@godfather71190 the crow the crow

[TheVampireEd]

@godfather71190 What do you expect from the guy who stole his gimmick from The Crow?

[danachonda]

@godfather71190 was that even out when this happened?

[csals7]

hate that facepaint design nt as cool as the face paint of today

[tratn]

this sting reminds me of the joker from the dark knight

[TheWarrior078]

0:22 - 0:24

[lostenmusic]

wat

[TheRoadblade]

gay...

[Sneezlebob]

was this Sting coming out of the closet?

[emurami]

That sounded pretty homosexual...

[stalingrad32]

@elmalasorte

you must be confused

[lilmjj24]

that sounded so wrong

[BRNarmy]

he went kinda gay with that promo...i wonder if stiener agrees?

[WebVMan]

Sting looks good on Steiner? Sorry, I'm not into that. Would look pretty gross to me.

[OreoMan951]

@WebVMan he means beating the crap out of him.

[KongregateNews]

The face when he laughs... I can't stop laughing at it.

[Simone2true4U]

???xD hahaaa

[HHMKanne]

This promo was held after the dog attack from GAB 1999.

youtube.com/watch?v=QKh4BKZH-Q­c#t=4m55s

[DarkAngeltjah]

love him

[theDyingWhale]

@elmalasorte Wow, one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

[FireKracker44]

0:18 - 0:23

Wha?

A government picture? Is that what he said?

[Neoquaker111]

@FireKracker44 doberman pincher, its a dog

[DXFan619GotSuspended]

Sting want's to fuck Steiner?

[kylesager123456789]

His laugh was fucking hilarious

[Simone2true4U]

@kylesager123456789 hahaha xD i agree !!

[kylesager123456789]

@Simone2true4U Lol :D

[MasterAdam100]

That sounded sexual.

[spearstrike211]

Well, apparently, he thinks he looks good on Steiner.

I'm gonna have to disagree, and walk away...

[xtremeiv1]

Shut up sting u not funny

[spikkee666]

a little gay but that made me laugh a little lol the pincher was fucking hilarious for some reason

[jonathanhudgins]

Sting should have just dyed his hair blond and gone back to wearing hot pink and green again with these kinds of promos only a little kid would like. His Sting hates nWo/Hogan "The Crow" lookalike style was really only fitting for 1997.

[leedogg6T9]

i didn't get the doberman pincher joke

[WinterSoilder]

@leedogg6T9 I don't think anyone did.

[TeslaDRay]

@Cyclopsunglass

that was cool but i liked him best with the surfer look. was also in his prime then.

[MrAlexB59]

0:22-Epic laugh XD

[BlingToYoRing]

UGH hated when sting did his face paint like that with the lines not connected to his eyes. Bugged the crap out of me.

[TheAlmightyChris1]

@BlingToYoRing ur right that always bugs me too

[TKQuinsis]

yea that sounds a little gay

[xxUndying777xx]

You guys do know that he was referring to the fact that Steiner attack him with Doberman Pinchers right?