French & Saunders-Airport Customs

[lemoncurry19]

I feel duty-bound to tell you that I'm standing here before you with a bra stuffed full of Semtex and cocain.

Did you pack it yourself?

[rainbowdash122]

Oh god damit!

[Eggs4Eva]

aw i want a baby bacteria beanie! haha great sketch

[EverlastingxSong]

"Touch me in the morning." She's Diana Ross.

[J0nathanH051088]

@EverlastingxSong don't get funny madam!! :P

[pcvideogamer]

She would be scan-fucked naked and her internal organs analyzed for possible threats now, as we all are... Thanks terrorism, thanks made-up Bin Laden bogey man used an establishment tool to hood-wink the public to help continue American colonialism, thanks very much.

[loulie1997]

3:21 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrLloydro]

They are the best

[LaMarquiseDeMerteuil]

-'Don't you know who I am? I'm a gay icon...come on...'touch me in the morning''...

-'Don't get funny madam'

That's truly witty humour!

[comactortony]

I recall, hearing on the news that when she was roughed up at the Airport (Diana Ross) was screaming GODDAMMIT @ the security guards

[mermaidjkn]

"Is this your period?" OMFG hahahaa

[JerusalemCherry]

She is playing Diana Ross. She even mentions a song Diana Ross sang, Touch me in the morning.

[CocaineHabbit]

i'd assume that this is dianna ross from the poncho and the 'goddammit'...no idea why shes singing a bassey song though.

[IronBreloom]

French looks great in this scene

[MrSoulsista2009]

nah it was Diana Ross

[emilyrapp]

"Is this your bag? Can you open it for me? I haven't got any fingers."

[4795Emily]

This made me laugh so much :')

[staceyrsteele]

Ha ha, cracks me up how Jen cocks up putting on her glove. I also love her horrible wig and how she can't resist using Ms. Ross' lipstick.

[TheLaceratedSky]

OMG Dawn looks gorgeous here!:D

[tncl85]

A baby bacteria Beanie Baby!!! LOL!!!

[ulaladiva]

Oh Gawddamniiiiiiiiiitt!!! hahaha

[MissFagina]

"Goldfingerrrrrrrrrrrr!" HAH. Genius.

[longview1987]

i cant imagine doing comedy with a friend, I'd never be able to keep a straight face

[yolo1998]

the lipstick part is legendary

[gelluper]

It's not Diana Ross, it's Shirley Bassey

[seethevolcane]

Great-great.

[hotsweetyboy]

OHHHh. GOD Dam ET!!!

LOL

[MaterialTim]

want french and saunders back <3

[jadencampbell3]

No way they could have gotten away with this sketch after 2001.

[dlrsa2]

Diana Ross

[mulrine83]

i think she is supposed to be Diana Ross but in true comedy style they confuse the divas and she sings a Shirley Bassey classic Goldfinger after mentioning Diana Ross' Touch Me In The Morning

[gadogado123]

O God Dammit!

[Ranlon]

It's based on the Diana Ross Incident but they put in the Goldfinger thing to make it not all to on the nose, and keep you guessing. They like to turn the truth into something new. It's also a parody on and critisism on the New World Order paranoia of making us all suspects and look like criminals.

[667neighborofdabeast]

she looks more like stevie nicks with black hair

[AnimationDisney]

I thought it was the wife from the Adams Family

[ROXYLUCY]

She was supposed to be Diana but they likely couldn't pull off the look well enough... for sure Touch Me In The Morning, DIANA! And the Miss thing... it's a take off on both of them... really... but too bad they didn't just focus on Diana... it would have been funnier...

[ROXYLUCY]

She was supposed to be Diana but they likely couldn't pull off the look well enough... for sure Touch Me In The Morning, DIANA! And the Miss thing...

[ROXYLUCY]

She was supposed to be Diana but they likely couldn't pull off the look well enough...

[artdjmaster]

I wonder where she kept her bazooka...?

[ratsRfab]

Touch me in the morning, dont get funny madam love this sooo funny bacterieri LOL Brilliant, Oh God Damn it, love it when she puts the lipstick on and dawn goes God damn it

[brightonjonny81]

Umm heloooo people - diana ross!!! Don't you remember when she got arrested at Heathrow in 1999 for assaulting a security guard before boarding a Concorde flight to JFK. I also remember the 'Beanie Baby' craze back then... ubiquitous at airport shops... although I don't remeber 'Bacterierierie' HA HAAA!

[Persuation94]

awww i love Dawn French. Shes so cute... and Omgoodness, Jennifer Saunders is sooo funny... "Is this a beanie baby?" "yes it is!" "what is it?" " a baby bacteria!" "whats its name?!" "Bacterieieiere!" "hello bacterieieiere!!!" LOL

[iluvjawnx]

i cant belive i havent seen this before!! Jen is so cute when she discovers the beanie baby! Best duo ever, Love F&S x

[alocohc]

No, Diana Ross of course.

[jeffeastwood15]

Since Diana Ross never covered "Goldfinger," she must be impersonating Miss Bassey.

[mvtdeassis]

HAHA I love the name

Bactiriri

[SPEEDBIRDBOAC]

Touch me in the morning is Diana ross, a gay Icon with "im coming out" but Goldfinger is bassey. Diana Ross wears ponchos and cat suits. So Diana Ross

[ihuman82]

Its Diana ross. she mentions her song 'Touch me in the morning'.

[DinoAgent69]

Goddammit!!!!!

[22poopoo]

I'm confused, this must have been from a special, which one? anybody knows?

[ecnsarah]

dont get funny!lol

[fadeout111]

its about diana ross

[mrector]

Actually it's about Shirley Bassey, she sang "Goldfinger".

[fadeout111]

LOLOL..yah i know the song is shirley basseys, its a parody on diana ross who had a diva moment at heathrow that what is based on..cheack it out by googling back in 99.

[PlushieLenny]

GODAMMIT!

[musiclikemercy811]

"is this a beanie baby?" so cute!

[Gissedk]

GOD DAMMIT !:-)))) So fun!

[justaguyfriend]

Who is Dawn supposed to be playing? I have no idea. I thought... she was supposed to be Cher for a while, there. But, does Cher wear a poncho?

[AbFabFan09]

@justaguyfriend I think she's doing Shirley Bassey.

[justaguyfriend]

That's what I thought too... only after I heard "Goldfinger" on the Satellite XM radio the other day. But, also "Touch Me in the Morning" is by Diana Ross.

Had to take a chance that someone else would know.

[gettheguy]

No it is Diana Ross!

[sian0151]

@AbFabFan09 i thought it were amy winehouse

[alijanlondon]

@AbFabFan09 It was supposed to be Diana Ross

[tonybond1208]

@AbFabFan09 Shirley Bassey is Welsh, not American. 

[Mayalla]

@AbFabFan09 She's doing Diana Ross. She was arrested in London for drug possession and being rude to the staff, if I remember correctly.

[wwagmd]

@AbFabFan09 She is doing Diana Ross

[Jonwin63]

@AbFabFan09 It is Diana Ross - she was searched at Heathrow

[tbraganti]

@AbFabFan09 i think Diana Ross -- who had had that incident once in an airport?

[joeyhadley]

@AbFabFan09 diana ross when she got pulled over at heathrow

[zaccy35]

@AbFabFan09 It was meant to be Diana Ross. Diana Ross got frisked around this time and it was all in the papers.

[emmanuelamar]

@AbFabFan09 I think she's Boy George ;)



[jonhair1284]

@justaguyfriend I think it's actually a reference to Diana Ross - wasn't it about this time when she had that business getting frisked at Heathrow?

[justaguyfriend]

@jonhair1284 - Maybe it's a twisted combo of Diana and Shirley, because Shirley is British.

[Longlostdreams]

@justaguyfriend is it not supposed to be diana ross?

[NextTopSuperSpy]

@justaguyfriend She is doing Diana Ross. The skit was based on an incident that happened with Ross at Heathrow airport back in 1999. She had a fight with a security officer before boarding a plane.

[justaguyfriend]

@NextTopSuperSpy - AHA!! Thanks. I should have known when she said; "American! American!"

[dramaking85]

@justaguyfriend Shirley Bassey because of GOOOOOOLD FINNNNNNGEEEERRR

[dlrsa2]

@justaguyfriend Diana Ross. It was during the frisking at heathrow airport. It's on the paper after the incident cos Diana Ross wasn't happy the way the authorities treated her at the airport. :)

[SamanthaRichards19]

@justaguyfriend She plays Diana ross cuz Shirley Bassey is welsh

Touch me in the morning is a Diana Ross song

[staffsmole]

@justaguyfriend

Dimlow!

The clue is in the clip when she sings" Goldfinger".

The stupidity of some people on YouTube will never cease to amaze me

[staffsmole]

@justaguyfriend

You really are stupid, aren't you?

Did I say say Diana Ross sang goldfinger?

Did i say Shirley Bassey was American?

Your stupidity level has just been increased by ten-fold.

[justaguyfriend]

@staffsmole - If you can find the time to shut your cakehole, and look below you, you will see several replies below telling us this is Diana Ross. That's Clue #1 for you. #2 is that if you watched the video, you would know the same person who sang "Goldfinger" IS NOT AN AMERICAN. Dawn's character says she is an American and a gay icon, Diana Ross is American and a very big gay icon. Next, if you look below you will see Diana Ross was held up at Heathrow airport.

Remove foot from mouth now.

[harpinpoem]

@justaguyfriend She's the gay icon, who does "Touch Me In the Morning!" Diana Ross!! of course she's not black...but the hair is good.

[leinad123]

@justaguyfriend Diana Ross.

[ThePeeterd]

@justaguyfriend

diana ross

[mgblue]

@justaguyfriend ya deffo diana...didnt she fight with airport staff or somethin

[KrishnaJewel]

@justaguyfriend Aye she is doing Shirley :P

[shefellout]

@justaguyfriend i thought Diana Ross

[purnimarao]

@justaguyfriend Diana Ross

[sithlordrules]

i want a bazooka. where could u find one to buy?

[Rosannna666]

Haaaa! OMG i love them so much.

I haven't seen this one before.

Thank You!

"Bactiririri" Haa!