all of these translations suck, if you tried to cuss someone out in spanish with these you would just look like a dumbass and prolly get properly cussed out in spanish
This is wrong. In Spain we say JODER, the verb to fuck. I don't say no joda. Follar is also the same. Saying que te follen means fuck you. Also, cono means vaginia. Not fuck. they also forgot OSTIA, which is huge. It's like fail. But its very mean. OSTIA HOWCAST!
More bad words to learn in Spanish Vocabulary: Motherfucker = Chingar a tu madre Go to hell = Chinga tu madre / vete al carajo Bullshith = No mames / mamadas You suck = Me la pelas / tu me la mamas Owned = Chingado / jodido (bad word form) Fagoth = Marica stupid = Pendejo (bad word form) This is bullshith!! = Esto/esta es una chingadera!! Best video ever XD
Please note this isn't "Mexican" Spanish.... so go say this bullshit in Spain please
here in mexico you would really really fucking really look ridiculous!!
in mexico son of a biths would really be "hijo de la shingada = hijo de perra = hijo de tu pinshe madre "
as for "culo" it would really mean coward or how you would say in english "Pussssssssssyyyyyyyy!!!" to a coward..... like " no lo hara.... es culo" = "he wont do it.... hes a (asss)(culo)=(pussy)(coward)"
un cague pon madito hijo de puta pela verga de la gran puta jajajajajajaeso si q deja frio a cualquier hijue puta q aya x ai jajajajaja o si estas en una bronca mama verga
Hmm I'm hispanic and know badwords in spanish and I don't think hijo de puta is correct but i aint to sure though. Oh yea, "dick" in Spanish is "verga". ;)
i just think this is soooo funny cause i've been taking spanish for 8 years at a bilingual school and i am wondering what my spanish teacher would say if i showed this to her.................
hahahaha this guy says bad words in spanish as if he is angry!! hahaha specially hijoeputa!!! and cono in spanish is more like ass hole...... this was hilarious
@Lex60 Well, most of the words you said there mean nothing in Venezuelan spanish. There are different spanish words for different countries. And im pretty sure some words in there mean different things in other parts of Mexico too... You should teach me some other things they say in mexico cause i love that haha :)
No pero si que estan bien, que gran aporte cultural "Hijo de tu puta madre "y tambien asi se saludan en Veracruz, en Alvarado... por lo menos deverian de decirles lo que les puede pasar si le dicen asi a alguien...
if you wanna impress someone, you should say "Conchesumare", it comes from "concha de su madre", this its a really hard word to say in spanish, it takes a lot of skill to say it, so try it when you meeting a spanish speaker :D
thank you god. XD
RaygirlSar 2 days ago
i want to learn real'y bad words bitch!
makkiduper 3 days ago
ahahahhahahahah "bad words"
MakaylaTheBest 1 week ago
how do you say "fuck you" in spanish?
TheIronhide001 2 weeks ago
@TheIronhide001 chingate
applespapplesdude 2 weeks ago
Esta bien q una pagina "enseñe" estas cosas ???
MrLITOTALLERES 1 month ago
DATS WHAT MY MOM WAS CALLING ME
princessjam321 1 month ago
Me cago en la nuevo escuela musica de mierda, viejo escuela musica esa buena))
AlonUk442 1 month ago
@AlonUk442 Translated: I shit on the new music school of hell! Old music school is good.
gearsofwar457 4 weeks ago
Wow holy fuck, I had no idea howcast would make a tutorial like this lol, but this is helpful. Can't believe howcast said fuck
mario1136 2 months ago
Its funny how me and my 9 year old brother are watching this
richardaburt 2 months ago
LOL
xBloddyNotex 2 months ago
Try telling little kids to repeat after u XD
MrDEMONFOX1 2 months ago
its kinda funny how this guy says bad words without a chuckle
classicsonic77 2 months ago
in my school they say no cussing so now i can cuss and not get in trouble all my teacher took french
byxa99 2 months ago
your right
coyotegus5 2 months ago
this is all wrong... bitch=perra
puta=whore
hijo de puta= son of a whore
no joda= dont fuck around
bastard=bastardo
GoldenGamerAS 3 months ago 2
Gortha abweala
labaron904 3 months ago
cono is a carribean version of fuck
mexivato210 4 months ago
all of these translations suck, if you tried to cuss someone out in spanish with these you would just look like a dumbass and prolly get properly cussed out in spanish
FlyingFoxWithGun 4 months ago
chinga to madre cabron
WatchMeOwnFT408 4 months ago
Wow esès dey fg Webvos
fireballghost 5 months ago
dora explora XX
MrRacisim 6 months ago
i learned these from my parents talking....
SnurfGameplays 6 months ago
This is wrong. In Spain we say JODER, the verb to fuck. I don't say no joda. Follar is also the same. Saying que te follen means fuck you. Also, cono means vaginia. Not fuck. they also forgot OSTIA, which is huge. It's like fail. But its very mean. OSTIA HOWCAST!
gymnast768 6 months ago
hija de su pinche puta pinche colero que me la mame al reversa porque chingado los estan ensenando esto? XD y da fuck r dey teaching us dis? XD
jailenemjfan 6 months ago
mal parido hijo de puta concha tu madre ..
camila123cute 6 months ago
mierda! pinche cabron!
camila123cute 6 months ago
It's kinda awkward to be told to try say the cuss words in Spanish.
saddasish 6 months ago
now i can cuss without my dad getting mad ;DD
MrsAtticusMitchell 6 months ago
vete a la verga
khafra999 6 months ago
Step 1 - Google Translator
L0veOfMusiQ 7 months ago
me gusta
jetstyle74 7 months ago
lmao.....
brighttalon61 7 months ago
why the cono do i want to learn these?
TheHoodieBro 7 months ago
jaja no se para q este video si son las palabras que mas rapido aprenden cuando viajan a un pais q se habla espa~ol
francheloca 7 months ago
Actually some words are kinda wrong cuz im dominican and cono means shit also or damn and no joda means like leave me alone
mymakeuplover22 7 months ago
donde consigo este curso???? es muy interesante ja ja ja
hardstylemex80 7 months ago
I like how he emphasizes on the swear words in English (:
xPeAcEfOeVa 7 months ago
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PipePaniagua 7 months ago
What does cabron mean?
LOCOboiz 7 months ago
What do they mean by ass. They speak Spanish in Mexico and a culo(ass) is what they ride on
The88shrimp 7 months ago
This will get gringos shot!! Haha
1msguitar 7 months ago
I Thought Cono Ment Pussy
jason22288 7 months ago
Garicas puto
MsFatfag 7 months ago
LOL I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD!!! And i still am! xDDDDDDD
Thumbs up if youre latino and youre still watching this lol.
its like dora for adults.
PopRockerPrincess 7 months ago 2
LOL I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD!!! And i still am! xDDDDDDD
Thumbs up if youre latino and youre still watching this lol.
PopRockerPrincess 7 months ago
LIKE if this made you laugh.,
jaa1128 8 months ago
Ey Howcast cállate la boca!means
Hey Howcast shut the Fuck up!
XtreemeJercan2 8 months ago
Ey Howcast cállate la boca!
XtreemeJercan2 8 months ago
BITCH = PERRA//// WHORE = PUTA//// SLUT =MUJERZUELA O ZORRA////
TheRockrisib 8 months ago
thanks
donnaRG646 8 months ago
Jajajaja
AnimalGirl328 8 months ago
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Millions of americans will get shot today...
Bill54869 8 months ago
Now I know what my parents are calling each other!
iamagagamonster 8 months ago
En España apenas se usa mal parido. Es rarísimo. Se dice Mal nacido.
Y bueno, más que No joda, decimos. Joder!!! xD
Enami 8 months ago
chinga tu putisima madre! =)
MOSKAR1 8 months ago
JAJAJAJ GENIAAAAAAAAAAL XD
boludopro 8 months ago
ShinobiCrusader 8 months ago
Great, Howcast is the only formal lecture online that teaches us how to curse. What a way to learn a new language! lol
NobodyLP 8 months ago
@Jpr14 hijo de puta. Erez mierda maldito
mexicandude911 8 months ago
Ay hijo de puta. Qe mierda quieres no jodas mamaguevo. Cabesa de culo. Ay puta .
mexicandude911 8 months ago
Teach bad words in Russian :)
kHovsT 8 months ago
Please note this isn't "Mexican" Spanish.... so go say this bullshit in Spain please
here in mexico you would really really fucking really look ridiculous!!
in mexico son of a biths would really be "hijo de la shingada = hijo de perra = hijo de tu pinshe madre "
as for "culo" it would really mean coward or how you would say in english "Pussssssssssyyyyyyyy!!!" to a coward..... like " no lo hara.... es culo" = "he wont do it.... hes a (asss)(culo)=(pussy)(coward)"
and mierda is uses the same
makahatator 8 months ago
¿Qué puta mierda de video es este? Meteroslo por el culo.
jpr14 8 months ago
puta culo negros
kelvint03 8 months ago
Why is this crap video for?
Vuino 8 months ago
lmaooo ! XD
Mslolsmileyface100 8 months ago
Muchas gracias ahora ve y chinga a tu puta madre pendejo... translate... thank you so much the video was awesome!!
antonio121491 8 months ago
@antonio121491 You fucking mal parido xD
chazzo0o0 8 months ago
@chazzo0o0 jajaja my friend eres una mierda
antonio121491 8 months ago
@antonio121491ajajaja, my friend, eres un hijo de puta :D
chazzo0o0 8 months ago
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@antonio121491 Or cut it down to this......Muchas gracias a tu puta madre pendejo
biteme2367 8 months ago
lmfaooooooo. xDDDD
YellowJelloXD 8 months ago
looooooool XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
dazamerino 8 months ago
un cague pon madito hijo de puta pela verga de la gran puta jajajajajajaeso si q deja frio a cualquier hijue puta q aya x ai jajajajaja o si estas en una bronca mama verga
ivansantillan88 8 months ago
I lol at the way he said fuck he sounds like a total nerd
SoonToBeAwesome 8 months ago
hahaha i hv a spanish presentation tomorrow !! haha im sooo using these words!
DunWannaTellMyName 8 months ago
culo putas
then how to say nigga
kelvint03 8 months ago
@kelvint03 Negro :D
chazzo0o0 8 months ago
@chazzo0o0 thx
kelvint03 8 months ago
Hmm I'm hispanic and know badwords in spanish and I don't think hijo de puta is correct but i aint to sure though. Oh yea, "dick" in Spanish is "verga". ;)
PilaGizer 8 months ago
hijo de puta! :D wiiiiiii
Hanayima 8 months ago
My spanish teacher taught us some of this! Bahahah:D
MsKyGiRsBeAuTiFuL 8 months ago
hahaha howcast said f***k!!
tammicammi 8 months ago
thumbs up if u didnt actually try it!!!! (bad culo) ;-)
tammicammi 8 months ago
i just think this is soooo funny cause i've been taking spanish for 8 years at a bilingual school and i am wondering what my spanish teacher would say if i showed this to her.................
SuperMinime911 8 months ago
Fuck = Coño = CARAJO (: = no mames = no chingues ;D and more (:
ZoeCabinal 8 months ago
muchas gracias hijo de puta! btw i don't speak spanish, thanks for this video.
3xtr3m3r4ng3er 8 months ago
I feel like watching Dora the explorer for grown ups xD
Mike113666 8 months ago
mas que mexicano, esto es como venezolano de novela
luisbarvalopez 8 months ago
@luisbarvalopez Coño e mae!
toydoctorrrs 8 months ago
Thank You!!!
Koruptt447 8 months ago
HILARIOUS.
fyi: you don't have to be mexican to understand this...
elisaaa14 8 months ago
hahahah
dominicdominict127 8 months ago
Hahahahha!
frnkjul 8 months ago
se. ni mexicano. cualquiera malisimo
eso no es español. es mexicano
DragoNickFury 8 months ago
se. ni mexicano. cualquiera malisimo
DragoNickFury 8 months ago
Besa mi culo puta.
pharoah246 8 months ago 15
I love his emphasis when he says the Cuss words. lol
cutediamond521x 8 months ago 12
i've never heard coño before.. what dialect is this? also, "no jodas" means more like.. fuck off :)
katix17 8 months ago
I love how this video has way more views than any other 'how to say' vids.
CynicalVision 8 months ago
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Go ahead try it.
mars500 8 months ago
yo dede tu madre!!!!! (i finger your mom)
hahahaha2241 8 months ago
I was laughing my ass off
until My Mexican parents came in....
madude04 8 months ago 2
is the guy talking from Colombia?
heiler18 8 months ago
This has the most views... I wander why... :-)
levloggereuse 8 months ago
cono is also pussy... just saying :P
Death6437 8 months ago
I love how he says fuck....its so angry
ivegottheness 8 months ago
someone hacked howcast and uploaded this without them knowing
bobthepirate911 8 months ago
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Nelitza89 8 months ago
culo
KevenElevenTV 8 months ago
Lmao
Beanerpower420 8 months ago
lol
percyjfan1 8 months ago
hahahaha this guy says bad words in spanish as if he is angry!! hahaha specially hijoeputa!!! and cono in spanish is more like ass hole...... this was hilarious
GxBxL3FuWx 8 months ago
wow.. i love how everyone is fixing it. its basic box spanish. every latino/hispanic culture have their own words
xxlils13xx 8 months ago 2
Es español bitch vendría siendo perra! I could teach you something else, or maybe you just teach in Spanish from Spain (España)
Isra15gp 8 months ago
taco is taco in spanish hope it helps
BQQMASTER 8 months ago 2
This spanish is used by the those living in america. Is dirty and not so tough.
You say hijo de puta, not hijoeputa, sounds like immigrant.
We say chingar in mexico, coño is pussy.
Hope it helps :P
JoeRinoie 8 months ago
I'd like to make some corrections :P
fuck= joder
don't fuck= no jodas
bastard= bastardo
hope this helped :)
TheAngelgirl7 8 months ago
a proposito, te felicito. tenes un excelente español.(suena como un latino hablando xD)
rodymen1234 8 months ago
jajajajajajaja=hahahahahha in spanish XD
i know a lot of words, you can ask me xD
rodymen1234 8 months ago
so that's what pitbull's song is about....
snoopyloopy 8 months ago 36
i love the way the narrator says the words :3
gothtasticgirl 8 months ago
:))) OMG REALLY O.O!!! SON OD A BIT... HAHA!!!!
nadya715 8 months ago
i love this
tcgenbishop 8 months ago
jajajajaja aaah pero que bonitas clases
MrJoese 8 months ago
In Mexico FUCK is CHINGA [FUCK YOU/CHINGATE, FUCKED/CHINGADO, FUCKING/CHINGANDO, etc.]
like: DONT FUCK WITH ME! = NO ME CHINGUES!
If you want to tell a person in a VERY offensive way GO FUCK YOURSELF, is better to say VETE A LA VERGA.
Coño dont mean nearly anything in Mexico like it is used in Spain or Cuba.
JODER/JODA is a light version on CHINGAR. FREGAR/FRIEGA is very more ligth version,
And they forgot to include: PINCHE, WEY, CABRON, OJETE, CULERO...
Lex60 8 months ago 15
@Lex60 I'm in Spain, here 'fregar' means 'to mop'
ashababe56 8 months ago
@Lex60 Well, most of the words you said there mean nothing in Venezuelan spanish. There are different spanish words for different countries. And im pretty sure some words in there mean different things in other parts of Mexico too... You should teach me some other things they say in mexico cause i love that haha :)
doriifuchsv 8 months ago
@Lex60 Its Ghey, not Wey.
xJenni1595x 8 months ago
la concha de tu madre
chaingangclick77 8 months ago
bets video they made ever so far
pangoyin 8 months ago
What about CHINGA! and COJONES! and carajo!
lol
Thesethlans 8 months ago
i laughed so hard......
marosteeha 8 months ago
i laughed so hard......
marosteeha 8 months ago
finally something useful
PHATkidd14 8 months ago 3
en argentina no usamos "Coño" para decir "Fuck", usamos "Mierda"
lauriverplate 8 months ago
No pero si que estan bien, que gran aporte cultural "Hijo de tu puta madre "y tambien asi se saludan en Veracruz, en Alvarado... por lo menos deverian de decirles lo que les puede pasar si le dicen asi a alguien...
HzOvaliana 8 months ago
I like how this video has WAY more views than the other videos. I think their plan has succeeded.
SOMEGUYONU2B 8 months ago
now i can say " coman mierda malparidos hijos de puta" ..l.,
chucho3a 8 months ago 2
PUTA MEANS WHORE BITCH MEAN PERRA! FUCK MEANS NO CHINGUES!
chchln17 8 months ago
for all the americans, you tell some one in latin america this they w'll love you for it,so have a blast saying it
jdcristales 8 months ago
WTF?! I cant believe Howcast actually has a video on this! Que Carajos!?
MollyPocketQueen 8 months ago
o_O WTF ... THIS IS NOT FUCKING OK XD
freaksproductions 8 months ago
if you wanna say asshole, you need to say "pendejo" :)
spartanrsq 8 months ago
how can i say prostiputigolfa XD
celernon 8 months ago
if you wanna impress someone, you should say "Conchesumare", it comes from "concha de su madre", this its a really hard word to say in spanish, it takes a lot of skill to say it, so try it when you meeting a spanish speaker :D
JhonyIsHere 8 months ago
ROFL ! LOL
InsideTheActorsCHILE 8 months ago
This has more views then any other learn Spanish Howcast videos. LOL.
ItsMichelleOmg 8 months ago 2
faltaron un MADRAL de palabras....
LabAbYMiMi 8 months ago
Te falto pendejo :D
arturo9966 8 months ago
Its bastardo!
megaschon 8 months ago
lmao
verogonza90 8 months ago
in spanish dont say mal parido (bastard) this is castellan
angelo2784 8 months ago
LMAO like if your mexican and your laughing your ass off.
tonebadazz50 8 months ago 56
@tonebadazz50 its funny even when ur not mexican
zek281 8 months ago
coño de madre
zek281 8 months ago
what about gonorrea, is the one I always use.... i`m really a colombian that talk english so i dont know what the hell am i doing here
alerios667 8 months ago
what about gonorrea, is the one I always use
alerios667 8 months ago
mal parido, coño ,no me jodas hijo de puta
MegaJonys 8 months ago
LOL 5 stars!
sooth15 8 months ago
no joda?
i find your lack of yoda disturbing
MYEYESONECONOMY 8 months ago
@MYEYESONECONOMY disturbing, your lack of me is
XD
lucidies 8 months ago
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This is so Colombian! xDDDDDDDDDD
Anyways, Our lenguage is puriy of passion and a lot of bad words xD
There's some of them:
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Maneleee 8 months ago
this is totaly my fav how to video
8milesnrunnin 8 months ago
Mamón, chupapollas, imbécil, hijo de la gran puta, gilipollas, retrasado, caraculo, comemierdas, lameculos, guiri de mierda, subnormal...
nicoeldelbombo 8 months ago
XD, que maricada, ya no saben que inventarse XD
LookHalo3 8 months ago
xDD im chilean i speak english so why i am watching this video?? xD
marcelox123greaser 8 months ago
@marcelox123greaser jaja yo igual, nose pa que mierda me suscribi a esto
nicogutierrez2013 8 months ago
@nicogutierrez2013 xDDD
marcelox123greaser 8 months ago
wow they are actually teaching people bad stuff O.O
rika2114 8 months ago
If you want to be cool, you have to say "Hijo Puta" without the "de"
ZyenDDT 8 months ago
the most practical one
holy8426 8 months ago
Oh no!! If you want to say 'fuck', like 'oh fuck!!' you can also say 'joder'. Ahah it's my favourite curse :)
ArcticPoppy 8 months ago
"go ahead try it. good." lol