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  • thank you god. XD

  • i want to learn real'y bad words bitch!

  • ahahahhahahahah "bad words"

  • how do you say "fuck you" in spanish?

  • @TheIronhide001 chingate

  • Esta bien q una pagina "enseñe" estas cosas ???

  • DATS WHAT MY MOM WAS CALLING ME

  • Me cago en la nuevo escuela musica de mierda, viejo escuela musica esa buena))

  • @AlonUk442 Translated: I shit on the new music school of hell! Old music school is good.

  • Wow holy fuck, I had no idea howcast would make a tutorial like this lol, but this is helpful. Can't believe howcast said fuck

  • Its funny how me and my 9 year old brother are watching this

  • LOL

  • Try telling little kids to repeat after u XD

  • its kinda funny how this guy says bad words without a chuckle

  • in my school they say no cussing so now i can cuss and not get in trouble all my teacher took french

  • your right

  • this is all wrong... bitch=perra

    puta=whore

    hijo de puta= son of a whore

    no joda= dont fuck around

    bastard=bastardo

  • Gortha abweala

  • cono is a carribean version of fuck

  • all of these translations suck, if you tried to cuss someone out in spanish with these you would just look like a dumbass and prolly get properly cussed out in spanish

  • chinga to madre cabron

  • Wow esès dey fg Webvos

  • dora explora XX

  • i learned these from my parents talking....

  • This is wrong. In Spain we say JODER, the verb to fuck. I don't say no joda. Follar is also the same. Saying que te follen means fuck you. Also, cono means vaginia. Not fuck. they also forgot OSTIA, which is huge. It's like fail. But its very mean. OSTIA HOWCAST!

  • hija de su pinche puta pinche colero que me la mame al reversa porque chingado los estan ensenando esto? XD y da fuck r dey teaching us dis? XD

  • mal parido hijo de puta concha tu madre ..

  • mierda! pinche cabron!

  • It's kinda awkward to be told to try say the cuss words in Spanish.

  • now i can cuss without my dad getting mad ;DD

  • vete a la verga

  • Step 1 - Google Translator

  • me gusta

  • lmao.....

  • why the cono do i want to learn these?

  • jaja no se para q este video si son las palabras que mas rapido aprenden cuando viajan a un pais q se habla espa~ol

  • Actually some words are kinda wrong cuz im dominican and cono means shit also or damn and no joda means like leave me alone

  • donde consigo este curso???? es muy interesante ja ja ja

  • I like how he emphasizes on the swear words in English (:

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  • What does cabron mean?

  • What do they mean by ass. They speak Spanish in Mexico and a culo(ass) is what they ride on

  • This will get gringos shot!! Haha

  • I Thought Cono Ment Pussy

  • Garicas puto

  • LOL I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD!!! And i still am! xDDDDDDD

    Thumbs up if youre latino and youre still watching this lol.

    its like dora for adults.

  • LOL I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD!!! And i still am! xDDDDDDD

    Thumbs up if youre latino and youre still watching this lol.

  • LIKE if this made you laugh.,

  • Ey Howcast cállate la boca!means

    Hey Howcast shut the Fuck up!

  • Ey Howcast cállate la boca!

  • BITCH = PERRA//// WHORE = PUTA//// SLUT =MUJERZUELA O ZORRA////

  • thanks

  • Jajajaja

  • Now I know what my parents are calling each other!

  • En España apenas se usa mal parido. Es rarísimo. Se dice Mal nacido.

    Y bueno, más que No joda, decimos. Joder!!! xD

  • chinga tu putisima madre! =)

  • JAJAJAJ GENIAAAAAAAAAAL XD

  • More bad words to learn in Spanish Vocabulary: Motherfucker = Chingar a tu madre Go to hell  = Chinga tu madre / vete al carajo Bullshith = No mames / mamadas You suck = Me la pelas / tu me la mamas Owned = Chingado / jodido (bad word form) Fagoth = Marica stupid = Pendejo (bad word form) This is bullshith!! = Esto/esta es una chingadera!! Best video ever XD
  • Great, Howcast is the only formal lecture online that teaches us how to curse. What a way to learn a new language! lol

  • @Jpr14 hijo de puta. Erez mierda maldito

  • Ay hijo de puta. Qe mierda quieres no jodas mamaguevo. Cabesa de culo. Ay puta .

  • Teach bad words in Russian :)

  • Please note this isn't "Mexican" Spanish.... so go say this bullshit in Spain please

    here in mexico you would really really fucking really look ridiculous!!

    in mexico son of a biths would really be "hijo de la shingada = hijo de perra = hijo de tu pinshe madre "

    as for "culo" it would really mean coward or how you would say in english "Pussssssssssyyyyyyyy!!!" to a coward..... like " no lo hara.... es culo" = "he wont do it.... hes a (asss)(culo)=(pussy)(coward)"

    and mierda is uses the same

  • ¿Qué puta mierda de video es este? Meteroslo por el culo.

  • puta culo negros

  • Why is this crap video for?

  • lmaooo ! XD

  • Muchas gracias ahora ve y chinga a tu puta madre pendejo... translate... thank you so much the video was awesome!!

  • @antonio121491 You fucking mal parido xD

  • @chazzo0o0 jajaja my friend eres una mierda

  • @antonio121491ajajaja, my friend, eres un hijo de puta :D

  • lmfaooooooo. xDDDD

  • looooooool XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • un cague pon madito hijo de puta pela verga de la gran puta jajajajajajaeso si q deja frio a cualquier hijue puta q aya x ai jajajajaja o si estas en una bronca mama verga

  • I lol at the way he said fuck he sounds like a total nerd

  • hahaha i hv a spanish presentation tomorrow !! haha im sooo using these words!

  • culo putas

    then how to say nigga

  • @kelvint03 Negro :D

  • @chazzo0o0 thx

    

  • Hmm I'm hispanic and know badwords in spanish and I don't think hijo de puta is correct but i aint to sure though. Oh yea, "dick" in Spanish is "verga". ;)

  • hijo de puta! :D wiiiiiii

  • My spanish teacher taught us some of this! Bahahah:D

  • hahaha howcast said f***k!!

  • thumbs up if u didnt actually try it!!!! (bad culo) ;-)

  • i just think this is soooo funny cause i've been taking spanish for 8 years at a bilingual school and i am wondering what my spanish teacher would say if i showed this to her.................

  • Fuck = Coño = CARAJO (: = no mames = no chingues ;D and more (:

  • muchas gracias hijo de puta! btw i don't speak spanish, thanks for this video.

  • I feel like watching Dora the explorer for grown ups xD

  • mas que mexicano, esto es como venezolano de novela

  • @luisbarvalopez Coño e mae!

  • Thank You!!!

  • HILARIOUS.

    fyi: you don't have to be mexican to understand this...

  • hahahah

  • Hahahahha!

  • se. ni mexicano. cualquiera malisimo

    eso no es español. es mexicano

  • se. ni mexicano. cualquiera malisimo

  • Besa mi culo puta.

  • I love his emphasis when he says the Cuss words. lol

  • i've never heard coño before.. what dialect is this? also, "no jodas" means more like.. fuck off :)

  • I love how this video has way more views than any other 'how to say' vids.

  • yo dede tu madre!!!!! (i finger your mom)

  • I was laughing my ass off

    until My Mexican parents came in....

  • is the guy talking from Colombia?

  • This has the most views... I wander why... :-)

  • cono is also pussy... just saying :P

  • I love how he says fuck....its so angry

  • someone hacked howcast and uploaded this without them knowing

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  • culo

    

  • Lmao

  • lol

  • hahahaha this guy says bad words in spanish as if he is angry!! hahaha specially hijoeputa!!! and cono in spanish is more like ass hole...... this was hilarious

  • wow.. i love how everyone is fixing it. its basic box spanish. every latino/hispanic culture have their own words

  • Es español bitch vendría siendo perra! I could teach you something else, or maybe you just teach in Spanish from Spain (España)

  • taco is taco in spanish hope it helps

  • This spanish is used by the those living in america. Is dirty and not so tough.

    You say hijo de puta, not hijoeputa, sounds like immigrant.

    We say chingar in mexico, coño is pussy.

    Hope it helps :P

  • I'd like to make some corrections :P

    fuck= joder

    don't fuck= no jodas

    bastard= bastardo

    hope this helped :)

  • a proposito, te felicito. tenes un excelente español.(suena como un latino hablando xD)

  • jajajajajajaja=hahahahahha in spanish XD

    i know a lot of words, you can ask me xD

  • so that's what pitbull's song is about....

  • i love the way the narrator says the words :3

  • :))) OMG REALLY O.O!!! SON OD A BIT... HAHA!!!!

  • i love this

  • jajajajaja aaah pero que bonitas clases

  • In Mexico FUCK is CHINGA [FUCK YOU/CHINGATE, FUCKED/CHINGADO, FUCKING/CHINGANDO, etc.]

    like: DONT FUCK WITH ME! = NO ME CHINGUES!

    If you want to tell a person in a VERY offensive way GO FUCK YOURSELF, is better to say VETE A LA VERGA.

    Coño dont mean nearly anything in Mexico like it is used in Spain or Cuba.

    JODER/JODA is a light version on CHINGAR. FREGAR/FRIEGA is very more ligth version,

    And they forgot to include: PINCHE, WEY, CABRON, OJETE, CULERO...

  • @Lex60 I'm in Spain, here 'fregar' means 'to mop'

  • @Lex60 Well, most of the words you said there mean nothing in Venezuelan spanish. There are different spanish words for different countries. And im pretty sure some words in there mean different things in other parts of Mexico too... You should teach me some other things they say in mexico cause i love that haha :)

  • @Lex60 Its Ghey, not Wey.

  • la concha de tu madre

  • bets video they made ever so far

  • What about CHINGA! and COJONES! and carajo!

    lol

  • i laughed so hard......

    

  • i laughed so hard......

  • finally something useful

  • en argentina no usamos "Coño" para decir "Fuck", usamos "Mierda"

  • No pero si que estan bien, que gran aporte cultural "Hijo de tu puta madre "y tambien asi se saludan en Veracruz, en Alvarado... por lo menos deverian de decirles lo que les puede pasar si le dicen asi a alguien...

  • I like how this video has WAY more views than the other videos. I think their plan has succeeded.

  • now i can say " coman mierda malparidos hijos de puta" ..l.,

  • PUTA MEANS WHORE BITCH MEAN PERRA! FUCK MEANS NO CHINGUES!

  • for all the americans, you tell some one in latin america this they w'll love you for it,so have a blast saying it

  • WTF?! I cant believe Howcast actually has a video on this! Que Carajos!?

  • o_O WTF ... THIS IS NOT FUCKING OK XD

  • if you wanna say asshole, you need to say "pendejo" :)

  • how can i say prostiputigolfa XD

  • if you wanna impress someone, you should say "Conchesumare", it comes from "concha de su madre", this its a really hard word to say in spanish, it takes a lot of skill to say it, so try it when you meeting a spanish speaker :D

  • ROFL ! LOL

  • This has more views then any other learn Spanish Howcast videos. LOL.

  • faltaron un MADRAL de palabras....

  • Te falto pendejo :D

  • Its bastardo!

  • lmao

    

  • in spanish dont say mal parido (bastard) this is castellan

  • LMAO like if your mexican and your laughing your ass off.

  • @tonebadazz50 its funny even when ur not mexican

  • coño de madre

  • what about gonorrea, is the one I always use.... i`m really a colombian that talk english so i dont know what the hell am i doing here

  • what about gonorrea, is the one I always use

  • mal parido, coño ,no me jodas hijo de puta

  • LOL 5 stars!

  • no joda?

    i find your lack of yoda disturbing

  • @MYEYESONECONOMY disturbing, your lack of me is

    XD

  • this is totaly my fav how to video

  • Mamón, chupapollas, imbécil, hijo de la gran puta, gilipollas, retrasado, caraculo, comemierdas, lameculos, guiri de mierda, subnormal...

  • XD, que maricada, ya no saben que inventarse XD

    

  • xDD im chilean i speak english so why i am watching this video?? xD

  • @marcelox123greaser jaja yo igual, nose pa que mierda me suscribi a esto

  • wow they are actually teaching people bad stuff O.O

  • If you want to be cool, you have to say "Hijo Puta" without the "de"

  • the most practical one

  • Oh no!! If you want to say 'fuck', like 'oh fuck!!' you can also say 'joder'. Ahah it's my favourite curse :)

  • "go ahead try it. good." lol