Manoj: Telemarketer Elite - Short Film

[KennyDiesVEVO]

Maria, can you get Mummy's credit card? thank you dear!

[madbert80]

as soon as he said he had a monkey I switched channels.

[piemuo88]

telemarketing sux! although usually for people without office experience this usually is first step in theis office career

[firescope69]

is this a spoof?

[mozaks80]

@firescope69: No no this is serious, Manoj is like royalty over here in India!

[cliff250]

i laughed and laughed soo hard lol

[v2shan]

3:14 Hmm, wouldn't mind developing a "thrust" with her...

[Toxiliciousxbish]

oops it seems ive made a slight typo in my previous reply minus*

[Toxiliciousxbish]

THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW THE HOUSEHOLD BANK CARD SERVICES TELEMARKETERS SOUND LIKE.. MINUES THE FLOOR OR GROUND SUPERVISOR OR MANAGERS...ITS REALLY IRRITATING N NERVERACKING TO BITE TEETH TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND THEIR BROKEN ENGLISH..GAHH!

[glovesngloves]

I am very much impress the way he talk , and some techniques are great,

I am looking for few telemarketing person with in UK, USA, Canada, and most of European countries. you can send me mail any time. you can get it from profile or glovesngloves site , Bilal

[MrTimmyCahill]

@t0nes08 Do you really think we give a fucking shit about your fucking opinion you fucking tosser. The world isn't revolved around you faggot.

[BeverlyHills2ndGen]

"Bruno Xavier"?

Is the actor who plays Manoj actually Latino?

[Farmingman1123]

funny at like two parts, video has a slow pace though.

[73KingDavid]

@t0nes08 YOU HATE BLACKS TOO DONT CHA?..IM BLACK ...COME ON YOU CAN SAY IT.....LOL....

[modaoud111]

i Have reaped a lot of good saw!

brilliant :)))

[andresrojas22]

dinner terrorist

[Pavletic111]

This film is hilarious, LOL!

[WTC7WasPulled]

9/11 was an inside job.

[goopah]

LOL The Shrine

[yashi295]

Is this a comedy or a serious Indian documentary?

[KamisoriFighter]

Oh God; this made me cry.

Sad fact, we Indians have to sit in cubicles trying to figure out why some redneck over in the USA is too dumb to fix a problem a five grader could.

[crazyfogs]

Manoj have u acted in a tamil film??? nala damayandi?? am i right?

[bobbiandbrandon]

THE BEST PART"CAN YOU GET MOMMY'S CREDIT CARD?"HA HA

[bobbiandbrandon]

THE BEST PART"CAN YOU GET MOMMY'S CREDIT CARD?"HA HA

[flyweight]

u have to be kidding me! Manoj's accent is completely put-on...script plays on ethnic misconceptions of ppl from the sub-continent.

While the telemarketing mocumentary concept is great, you really have to look BEYOND the accents and ethnic cliches....

[crons79]

I believe it was Jesus who once said, "You reap what you sow." Well, I would like to think I have reaped a lot of good sow.

HAHAHA

[crons79]

I believe it was Jesus who once said, "You reap what you sow." Well, I would like to think I have reaped a lot of good sow.

HAHAHA

[hologram7777777]

yaaay... FBCDs making fun of thier own people.

FBCD = Foreign - Born - ConfusedLostFrustratedRejected - Desi

smell my sarcasm

[booyaka3]

"I have your financial records here, and i have reason to believe that you are incapable of proceeding with this attack without exhausting your resources." Rofl!

By far one of the funniest lines!

[steveduran]

I would hate to get a phone call from him. Don't know what he would end up selling me.

[enzym13]

LOL 2:09

[fweeeew]

telephant

[simouny]

excellent!!!!

[jakuthu]

my name is abu, would you like a slushie?

[werewolf327]

"He's really more like a father to me."

Yeah, like a father that you have the hots for.

[ANUMBERSGAMETHEMOVIE]

See" A Numbers Game The Movie" it come out last week

Its about The best Telemarketing Boss in the 1980's

Played By "Steven Bauer" From "SCARFACE" see The Trailer.

Written & Directed by James Van Alden

[ANUMBERSGAMETHEMOVIE]

You Have To see This MovIe" A NUMBERS GAME" IT JUST CAME OUT

about Telemarkers see the Trailer "A NUMBERS GAME"

[ssotelo]

"Get me mommy's credit card." lmao!

[AlexTheLunchBox]

It sure was cold on this 19.35 degree day today.

[pencilPASTIESpanda]

i wish telemarketers were actually like this. atleast then it would be a little more fun

[rambam77]

"I call at 11:30am..what kinda person is eating dinner at this time" bwahaha

[alxerica]

Now, that's real comedy.

[thivakar]

lol dat bald guy is not even indian,

[crpierce37]

He looks like the Guy on the movie Office Space cute:)

[bagintheback]

This is the best video ever! I think it's so funny I recorded this on to a tape and now prank call my friends and family with Manoj! Best video EVER!

[mathumitha143]

i think it was Jesus who one said jokez

[Kuartz]

something about manoj reminds me of snoop dogg

[pisshole16]

i agree

[aaahhhhaaaahhhh]

ROFLMAO this shit is awsome

[drivefit]

the girl is using more of arabic accent than indian hahaha

[ecmendez1]

Fo all of you who think this is real. It's not. It's a PARODY. Great fun mocking themselves. I love it.

[Fwirl]

DURRRR DO U TINK ITZ FAKE? HURR DURRPP

[kensakudesu3000]

This is fake isn't it?

[sprsunrize123]

Wow you think so?!

[TheIndianmango]

lol

[JaDiEiJuSo]

flipicaneze

The middle-east is in Asia

[eskilla]

You guys, this is 100% fake - just click 'more info', you'll see it has won an award for 'best mocumentary'. As in, a fake documentary.

[Blasern1]

If this is true about his comapany he can do many good things for his country.

[aryien17]

rofl

[Zero8541]

ROFL

[lmaktapadam]

wow nice

[gabriel2197]

lol

[johnphilipruto]

WTF....

I think he should run for president if this is true.. then probably convert his whole country to a telemarketing country..

waahahahahhaa :)

[gbscms]

I hate telemarketers

[flipicaneze]

I love saying no to Indian and Filipino telemarketers when I am trying to activate my credit card, its funny to hear the stutter in their voice when they know they failed.

I am half-filipino, and I still don't care.

[bodunchar]

lol cynics

[FaberCastell4U]

is this is a joke or real?

[musikTECH]

real

[BuckKnowhow]

:55 LOL

[morgancook1011]

absolutely amazing thx

[brudman80]

Derka?

[jackassunit22]

lmao this was halarious, great job guys

[ViktorBluhme]

Lol.. "Hello Mr. Terrorist! Do you want a credit card? I got your financal papers, and I think you can survive without a terrorist attack..."

[flipicaneze]

Terrorists are from the middle east. Indians are not from the middle east, they are from Asia!  I think you are a little.....confused?

[FLICKOFF1000]

I think i have reaped a lot of peoples souls..... weird and creepy

[FLICKOFF1000]

hehe could please go get mommy;s credit card? thamk you dear... LOL

[sorrel1000]

LOL.

[yashi295]

Manoj looks like a real dickhead!

[GhaiSaksham]

lol what a dumbfuk

[LovelyYTRocks]

I fucking hate Dell or whatever help-lines.

I have no idea what the fuck you're saying.

[dumdumdedaa]

lol.

[manhattanwombat]

is this shit real?

[Kurushimus]

is that a real question?

[sorrel1000]

Course not!

[lagas5]

Supisti babajai nx.. kad jus sukos isnyktumet greiciau.

[TheREALgordonliu]

excellent.

[jimnumberuno]

seems like a guy that i talked to on the phone about my broken internet router. i hung up and called back for a spanish speaker because the indian dude was too difficult to understand.

[Ko252]

@jimnumberuno Perhaps you should learn English, then.

[NiteSkyProductions]

"can you get mommy's credit card..." - sounds like a scammer to me..lol

[TCFan25]

Is this supposed to be a gimmick, or for REAL???

[iceicebaby1984]

this guy looks like snoop dogg

[lukphonp]

def not as cool as him, i dont see him huffin and puffin on a blunt so he def aint that cool

[barfoo24]

FAKE!!! lol

[Wynterseke]

What gave it away?

[Whydoesthissitesuck]

Honestly

[jakeed090]

somebody needs to kill him

[ccclllsport]

hah i thought this was real at first.but god i hate telemarketers i wish they would curl up into ball and die

[paul9663]

5:36 Hahahahahaha, I love how the fat guy tries to grab a Latte from the woman and he gets burned.

[bhairavdragon]

EFFIN FUNNY!!!! LMAO!!!!

you can tell it's fake since india's prime minister is the head of the republic... NOT A PRESIDENT!!!

BUT SOO FUNNY!!!!

[SpaceboyProductions]

Thanks. India has a President and he/she has power in situations like emergencies. So that makes this real, Manoj was good enough to let me interview him.

[PuppetSoul]

You're a terrible person for praising him here, but not listing him in the credits. Especially after he and his team took time out of their day to sit down with you.

You reap what you sow. And your sow is selfish.

[crazyfogs]

@SpaceboyProductions Has manoj acted in a tamil indian film ??

[rajdeepsokhi]

You idiot. You should be ashamed if you are an Indian. The head of the Republic is the President of India and not the Prime Minister. I think you missed your Civics classes. Moron!

[Shagzone666]

I'm a Telemaketer .. 289-232-0409

[maximus9401]

is this real???

[Mooktopia]

pretty much all Indian humor is self deprecating...this is hella funny though

[teutares]

THEY R REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ps3HDgaming]

this is the funnieset ccrap i have seen

KEVIN JAYa>>>>>>>>

[LRluisro]

Funny, hahahaha "he is india´s Madonna" lol "I have pictures of him in my house...my car...a shrine" hahahaha

[golala4]

LOLLLLLLLL

[hongster76]

lmao

[cyclopsmonkee]

I didn't laugh out loud until that last line... but the video was very funny overall.

[BacheKhala]

call center agents might playing online games...Lol they really dont look like working hehehe

[wilvagilly]

Hahahaha sooooo funny!!!!!!

[Dhaku420]

man,........... that female fits perfectly as having the characters of a psychopath!!!!!!!!

[djmakerz]

where is the punch line

[zhevox]

wtf...

[JammyDotDank]

ROFL

That was beautiful

[classified9]

this is a joke right?

[5am152]

Is it?

[classified9]

dunno lol

[yashi295]

What a fucking pain in the arse! He wouldn't get a nano second of my time to sum ME up.

[mushfikniloy]

lmao india's madonna!!

[pareshag007]

WTF !!!! loosers big time .... irony is still this manoj eats your job ....lol and you cannot do anything about it ... so you come up with this shit ....

[touchmichelle]

Now i always say Manoj in the middle of no where...:\

[Petrovpenis]

HA HA hA

gr8 !

[Snarlez]

HAhah Tele Deli. what about Wacky delia?

[playuk]

HA! "could you please get your mommys credit card, yes thats right credit card "

[dorotwhy]

One of my very favorite videos!

[Alleneagle88]

teli-dehli :)

[lukphonp]

im sorry but i could not help ROFL'ing when he sed hes mourning the death fo his wife, its horrible but i couldnt help myself

[GundrakOceanic]

oh my

[thegenrl]

that girl is hot

[ambersahottie]

hahaha very clever!

i used to be a telemarketer myself.. worst job everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[zohab]

PERFECT!

[ashwiniieee20]

BAHHAHA love this .

[tokipona]

My parents used to have the same red rotary phone in the background!

[missclaudiac]

Priceless!!!

[clarinca]

you guys are legend! great sense of humour

[ElvisDiablo]

I own a marketing firm and I wish this guy worked for me...

Manoj!

[sexyspoonage]

This was HIlarious.

xo

[iJustWannaWatchPORN]

loooooooooooooooooooool

[davebos582]

tele-deli

tele-phant

it was all my idea

[midprod]

its really that witty comedy, that made this movie hilariouse

[dungeonmasta44]

can u get my mommy's credit card plz? thank you LOL

[dudhappy]

this is hilarious, your a very gifted director and i wish you luck :)

[ZexkStudios]

i like it when there filming manoj then it goes further to the side and turns to greyscale, i like that filming technique

[muktamona]

absolutely brilliant comedy. very intelligent

[dre5892]

Get a Life Manoj,and yes shes a slut

[NDNCABOOSE]

"how have you been on this 19.5 degrees day"

lol

[casper0012]

God.. so horribly rascist.

Fucking hilarious though.

[mafeosolo]

this video is nothing.if u really wanna have an insight into indian lives then watch the only video in my videos or search youtube for(rat temple in india)or(khumb mela)

[NDNCABOOSE]

retard

[Lakshack]

haha, this is a classic, almost makes telemarketing look beautiful lol

[HilaryAndRob]

woah nice

[mattyabsley]

This is hilarious if you have ever been on the end of these tele-marketers from india

[Guevara1961]

no picture in ur bedroom

[xtinablah]

hahahaha awesome

[Doomedlight]

Nice video :)

[jahantaruntahiliani]

you guys are such fags

[R3ble123]

mourning my wife, who died in an elephant stampede!

xD

[lokallize]

ingeeenius

[carliam3]

Oh you indians

[grayshorts]

Lowest common denominator comedy. A total bullshit experience.

[GenericFlamer]

g a y

[berrymanthomas]

funny as good work brew

[bfg15000]

LOL!

[apocalypsynch]

Wasn't funny enuff to watch the whole thing. I hope it showed Manoj saying something like, "Thank you for calling technical support, this is Eric (or Steve, John, Richard or any such names I hear the tech support guys in India use)".

[thebigsheepman]

lets see more Manoj!!! I subscribed and I m waiting........

[MinuteMarch]

"Now, the is Manoj!"

[putgod1st]

That was absolutely hilarious!!!! "What kind of person is eating dinner at 11:30 am, I ask you"

Next time a telemarketer calls (and that should be within 12 hours) I am going to be saying

"Manoj! Let me be speaking to Manoj!"