My Immortal Drinking Game - Harry Potter Fanfic - Chapters 16-17 - Text to Speech Edition

[RenaKunai]

I have that shirt :D

[GhostlyFun]

Was I the only one who noticed that she described Gerard Way very differently from how he ACTUALLY looks. I guess the hair color description is accurate considering the fact that back in 2006 Gerard had black hair most of the year, but Gerard's eyes aren't and never will be blue and he's not exactly really skinny. What is she trying to do, turn him into a Gary Stu?

[kawaiiPASTA]

There is something beautiful about watching a grown man ride around on a Zelda sword like a broomstick while reading My Immortal :)

[EmmatheMinx]

I cracked up at "He wuz called Navel"... Who names their child after a bellybutton???

[imawaywiththfaeries]

How on EARTH do you:

a) mutter loudly?

b) shout quietly?

c) somebody come back from the dead?

d) have a 'blak blood-red miniskirt?

e) AVRIL. FUCKING. LAVIGNE. NEED I SAY MORE?

well... I suppose this is Taraverse.

[1994annemiek]

@pikachumousegirl well it's not like it's the only mistake she made XD

[smay96]

I can't believe that bitch made Neville (the most awesome character) into some character in her demented facfic universe!

Childhood officially destroyed.

[Piratezpride]

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SNOW!!!!!

[YourCuriousAddiction]

Your laugh at the bisezual made me smile! Aha! I love how you can recover so early! lol.

[theripper32694]

She's insulting Slytherin house. She should just put them all in Hufflepuff.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

OMFG I gonna be a goff becuz I in Slitherin n stuff. BRB gunna go 2 Hot Topic n shop for kawaiii goffik stuff. If u a prep then u can fuk off u flamer.

I'm so ashamed right now :(

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@MissLucyLeech You gotta drink when he snaps XD Gonna get soooo wasted.

[Amyarillo]

Why does she have to like My Chemical Romance- WHY?!

[superjchamma]

@Amyarillo bevuzzxz dhrszsxx gpffik lolz sooppz fuklk of bivh.

[K9affirmative]

"leather fishnets"

wut.

[Kumajirou13]

Good god, She's a disgrace to Mary Sue's EVERYWHERE!!!

[lozzefy]

how could she tell that he had black hair and piercing blue eyes if he had a mask on, even if you could see his eyes through the holes in the mask, when he took it off it wa voldemort and he has red eyes and no hair! confused much???

oh, and lung hair?? wha??D:

[Eren748]

Lol, when the computer reads it, it sounds like "How'd you get ma shite, gurl?"; the saga of the sweater has now infiltrated the story!

[Eren748]

I love how the machine refuses to read out the Taraisms, makes it sound so much snarkier!

Also, perfect band name - Volsemort and the Death Dealers, mark this one down people!

[xRyDoNxFoReVeRx]

Really, Japanese? Ruin my favorite language why don't you? DX -sobs- -coughs- Anyway... omfg Avril Lavigne!! LOL!

[TheNinjaIke]

04:35

[perrottafamily1]

1. She disgraced the name of Hajime from Saki

2. BIG BOBS

3. Kawaii means cute. So Tara thinks it's kawaii and funny when her best friend gets killed and her body gets violated?

[luckyenigma]

owwwww.

I was drinking water for this and i finished the freaking bottle and now i have a giant food baby. :(

[dragonman322]

If Tara's soul had a face, i'd kick it in the balls. I'd kick Tara's soul's face in the balls.

[TelephoninMeh]

Don't you know the rules of the Sueniverse? When you're goffik you can get away with anything, especially getting free clothes because you're hot. The only people to call you out, r liek ttly preps. I mean, obvsly. xD

[lexchristina99]

Hehe.Death Deelers.<3

[hottckiky]

lmao how do you laugh angrily? and i love how it pronounces it 'fyook', big bobs... WAIT... lung hair and black bread....? lmfao

[smay96]

one day, Tara will realize that all preps and posers are smarter than her

[TorisLaurinaitis]

Based on the previous chapters I assume she hates preps so much because she got picked on by them for being a Goth... I think if anyone ever picked on her was because she's retarded... shame on those people! ... picking on retarded girls...

[HUA12312]

"The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses."....lolwhut.

[Brianna10million]

Kawaii means cute. What the hell...

[Brianna10million]

Oh, she did not just mention TNBC. If she mentions Repo! The Genetic Opera, I'm hunting her down.

[pinkpokadot100]

How was your hand not cramping up? I tried to count how many times you snapped your fingers but I honestly lost count once it got to how Draco and 'Diabolo' were dressed for the concert.

[jocopman]

wait isnt coke and crack the same hence crack cocaine

[TheAwsomePrussia]

I just noticed that near the begining you snapped along with the music(and the text speech thingy XD)

[kagome1303]

gosh... wow. used a small mug of milk (about 3-4 inches tall), it was almost completely gone after this ended. I only took small little sips at a time, I really can't stand milk. but Im against drinking and am only 19 anyways lol. at least the milk is good for me, no matter how much I hate the taste.

[srjohnson100]

i had tp stop at 1 17 & i was drinking water!!!

[85879]

what happened to harry potter (or vampire lolz) being about teenagers who are magical and they go to a school of magic? now its about bisexual 'goffik' kids who like to pretend they're vampires and use guns and knives, but there are still magical broomsticks. i just dont know why

[narusasu444]

i didnt know man-flu could be goffick

[hinatagirl10]

wow,she fails at English AND Japanese(she didn't even spell it,right the words).My cousin would be happy to murder her slowly and painfully...-.-

[GreySparks]

For a while when you were flying on your painful-looking broom, it looked like you were just wearing boxers o__O . I was worried, seeing as you were... well, reading My Immortal.

[xXxKoKoRoMixXx]

I can't tell you how much I enjoy watching you ride that sword-turned-broomstick :I

[zippitydoodahhday]

This is too good. I'm not really following it (she went to this mcr concert twice?) but your expressions are too good.

[TheMartini1234]

Within a minute, I was laughing so hard that I was crying and I had to pause the video because my stomach hurt so much XD

[LMTR14]

@TheMartini1234 that happened to me as well, several times though

[LeannefunkE]

I like when he spins around in the chair :D

[nicparmesan]

I love the way you crack up at the Avril Lavigne part. Too fukking (geddit cuz i'm a stupid ass like Tara) funny!

[SeriesRed]

The Triforce of Drugs AND Dumblydore wearing an Avril robe?! Obviously this story has reached it's pinnacle! I mean how can it get any better from here on out? lmao

[reubenthereaper]

I just realized something... Raven and Terra (Tara) are characters in the cartoon Teen Titans.

[SeriesRed]

@reubenthereaper Holy shit... That makes their lives more pathetic....

[Shadow99052]

@reubenthereaper

Damnit me being a Teen Titans fan and not noticing that, damnit. Reference or luck?

[ImStupidInTheLove]

@reubenthereaper that hate each other

[plolde]

Lol, Ebondy came during the last Voldemort appearance..

By the way.. Uh.. WTF?

[FanFicCritic]

lol, classic...

[JesseAnastasia]

"Leather fishnets"? Wait, what?

[CandiFan1]

I love how you acted out the description of Raven and Dracola (Officially my new favourite drink)

[WeaknessToAbuse]

Black blood red miniskirt....WTF?

[MinunQ]

Please make another one like this. The text-to-speech combined with your acting was hilarious. Unfortunately, near the end of the story it would be nothing but an unintelligible mess.

[WEFlako]

I promised myself I wouldn't do this with Alcohol, ever again. I now realize that this fanfic makes so much sense being drunk...

I salute you, dude.

[teababe27]

Funny video. It only took a couple of paragraphs this time before I had to refill my drink.

[KilobyteBrain]

UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[boredomstrikes]

Dumblydore...

Avril robes...

*breathe in*

LOLWUTIZTHUSIDUNEVEN

[Soupavixen]

All I can say, Avril Robes are better than Justin Beiber robes :P

[narusasu444]

@Soupavixen even tara has her limits

[TiffanyDoll]

i love these, so much... but my guts hurt :c