: The Wallet : Foamy The Squirrel

[pyromaniacevil]

When I dropped my wallet some nice person mailed it to me as I was 100 miles from my house. They didn't include any way to say thank you, which sucks because people who return wallets are the best people.

[emilyhip133]

What does the sighn say????

[Jerricola2]

@emilyhip133 The sign says that he needs a date and then it says 555-DUDE. Or did you mean the "powers that be" sign?

[KNAPP17x]

10 people didn't get their wallet back!!!

[superawsomechick1997]

KEEP THE DANM WALLET

[icebox1954]

if i found a wallet i would returne it if it isn't to far away from where i live, if it was then i would probably go to the police with it and let them handle it, it's NOT becuase i'm a nice person, cuz i'm not, i'm just not that money hungry, i sorta got all i want.... EXEPT A MEMBERSHIB IN THE FOAMY CHURGE!

[Valsprok]

@Mattz511 Of course, who doesn't like money?

[EFG44]

I'd take a 100 dollar finders and returns tax. If they didn't have the money i'd be back tomorrow...

[CejXyooj]

I once lost my wallet with $20 and all my debit, credit, id, 4 different reward cards. i pretty much going crazy wondering where i left it and surprisingly 4 days later i receive a yellow package in the mail with no return address so open i it and it was my wallet. everything was still there including my $20, i was so grateful i wished whoever pick it up would of kept the $20 as a thank you gift.

[karooyomitoheagato]

id take some cash for payment for finding and returning it. the amount i take would depend on how much there is in the wallet.

[TimeGhost823]

Did he ever get his thank you note?

[TheNews1990]

@kundaflowerz I've been to hell and back. I've seen things in life. In my past life. You seen the DC comics movie Constantine right? Well the real story is my past life.

[BigBlueEyes15]

Once I was in a self-checkout lane at Wal-Mart, and the guy in front of me had left his wallet behind. I caught up with him and gave it back. Didn't take a single thing.

And all the guy does is glare at me and walk off.

Leaving me with nothing to do but mutter "Your welcome cockblaster"

[TheNews1990]

did anyone else notice the powers that be said keep the wallet at the end and sounded just like Satan.

[kundaflowerz]

@TheNews1990 how do you know what satan sounds like?

[Mattz511]

screw it id take the money and leave the wallet XD thts another few years of xbox live and some games.im only 13 so im not some loser 40 year old virgin with no life, i just like video games...and money

[kundaflowerz]

@Mattz511 ok so I think this was a pretty immature thing to say. I'm not perfect, but I'd never steal from a person, and not returning someone's wallet when you could is the same as stealing.

BUT seriously youtube? "this comment has received too many negative votes"... uh I think I can judge for myself, thank you!

[Mattz511]

@kundaflowerz well if there was something important then id give it to the police or something. but then money is hard to resist if there was an addreas or sociol security number or something id return it if not then its that guys own fault

[ShadowMonkey71]

"All it takes for evil to win is for good men to do nothing." If I found a wallet I with money in it I would simply put it back where I find it and let this moral dilemma decide the values of another.

[sammy4567891]

i found a wallet on the subway once and this old lady sitting next to me said i stole her wallet and called the cops so for like an hour i was in the police staition being questioned then they told me that it was not even her wallet

[CarpeMetus]

I once found a huge chunk of 20 dollar bills at school and the goody too shoes made me turn it into the office. A week later I asked about it and they said oh that was the profits from the vending machines. First the vending machines hadn't been installed until after I found the money. Second no fucking school vending machine in the 90s took only 20 dollar bills. The fucking school kept the money and lied to me. Gotta love private christian schools.

[thephysicwerewolf]

@CarpeMetus that same thing happened to me with a diamond ring I found when I was n first grade. What's funny is that the teacher that "brought it to the office" lives only a few houses away from me. I wonder what the look on her face would be if I went to her house and asked her if anybody ever claimed the ring.

[CarpeMetus]

@thephysicwerewolf I've seen their faces, the first few years of college I would pop back in on open house church nights and scare them. For some reason several teachers were spreading rumors that I would grow up to be the anti-Christ. I never quite knew why... *evil laugh*

[camoblackhawk]

i keep the money and wallet but throw every thing else out

[kundaflowerz]

@camoblackhawk sad

[101Starclan]

this once happened to me when i was 6 or 8 and the lady was dead XD but there wasnt any money in it so i got a free wallet with no money...

[UnluckyNerd]

MAN, If i took ANYTHING, it would be 75 cents for bus fare, and then pay her back a dollar the next day.

[DJkittymewmew]

i time i looked in my lunch box because someone had been stealing stuff out of my lunch box and someone had stole my chips but left a DOLLAR in my lunchbox. so im eating my lunch and i see my friend is eating chips (turns out they're my chips) but he said that someone stole his dollar and i tell him what happened and gave him his dollar back but let him keep the chips........i have yet to find the basterd who stole my chips but i know one thing...he must have been one stupid asshole.XD

[TheBestLoverieverhad]

If i find a wallet i take the moeny inside of it and leave it there, or id pick it up and pretend its mine if theres cards etc, then ill deliver it at the police station after its empty.

[TwilekLover12]

10 people didnt get a thank you note. :(

[phoenixboy4263]

@TwilekLover12 who needs a thank you note when you have $20

:P

[AntiVenom36]

Even Foamy have a conscience. It's a pain of the ass to have sometimes, but sometime you have to listen to that damn thing to prevent yourself from getting to any serious troubles in the future.

[mattyhastie]

i was walking along till some thug came out of new ware and mugged me only stole my wallet which had £10, my cards and my ID

3 days down the line i found my wallet again on the floor in a diffrent locaton it had £70 plus his ID and mine and all his and my cards, i took it to the bank, withdrawd all his money and got hammed

[ilove666]

@mattyhastie Holy crap your one lucky SOB lolz

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

I'd return the wallet, but keep 1/4 of the money. I'm being a bastard AND being nice!

[DukeofKool1]

At school I saw someone walking, stopping, and picking up $200 from the floor. I grabbed the money and knocked him out. Then I turned the money into the office.

[kevincaron]

Had my pocket picked the first day in Greece. Fucked up our whole vacation.

For the record, it was in my front pocket under a Velcro flap and the bastards got it anyway.

[AgentVamp]

@kevincaron hands in pockets methinks

[kevincaron]

@AgentVamp Had the two suitcases in my hands getting off the subway. Time it took to pick them up and get out the door and wallet was gone.

[AgentVamp]

@kevincaron Oh wow dude. That sucks :(

[SynnisterSpyder]

so much for a "small" voice in the back of your head XD

i think alot of people should have a LOUD ASS voice like that XD

maybe they'll listen

[Purplelady0790]

maybe he would get a reward anyways. not saying that is a good reason to return something but whether or not you were expecting one you might still get some reward anyways. just saying.

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

press one repiddedly.

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

give her the wallet, but tell her her cash was stolen, and you found it on the street.. technically, you wont be lying

[TheRoamingGnome2]

PRESS 7 THEN 9 sry caps lock

[Chaseutley212]

lol press 2 and 7

[loupax]

I once found a wallet, when I was about 9-10... I opened it and it had an id inside, and it was a lady living next to us so I decided to give it back to her.

While I was going towards her home all I was thinking was my good deed...

So, when I gave it back instead of a "thank you" I got this:

"How did you know it was mine?"

"I saw the id..."

"Where is the money?"

"That's all I found..."

"Go back where you found it and go look for my money then."

Moral? There's no fuckin moral...

[shepleadsinsanity]

@loupax Wow, really? People don't understand the word "appreciation." I would've then said, "well, maybe I'll just leave your wallet where I found it and someone who WON'T bring it back will find it." -.-

[ALunarLight]

@loupax that sucks but the main point of this is u never have to worry about what might of been and your hands are clean. And let me say thank u, the wold need all the honest people it has.

[TheEureka41]

@loupax Kind of a reason NOT to be kind.

[MrCeall]

love how The Powers That Be says keep the wallet

[OttoandFizz]

Jesus, he's acting like pileze

[DeathSithe92]

If I that was me and I was the one who found the wallet, I'd return it, but with my luck upon doing dso and turning around and beginning my journey home a truck would hit me and i would be paralyzed from the neck down, no nice things happening to me, no great and wonderful light or luck smiling upon me, instead I'd just get a big finger from life telling me to F off.

[jango52577]

LOL Strangely enough, I had a dream the other night about finding a wallet at a hole in the wall diner in a bathroom with $300 in it. Of course because I have little moral fiber about such things and because I myself am somewhat poor, I was like finders keepers...lol I grabbed the cash and dumped the wallet in a trash can. I don't remember if there were any credit cards or gift cards inside but I really didn't feel like "stealing" and committing credit card fraud...lol

[theheroingreen97]

If I was rich squirrel na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na nah

See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy Squirrel!

[muffinsrC00L1]

0:15 Foamy in the tree

[JUdRaMoNE]

i thought that foamy was thinking: " I will kill you ALL"

[assassintwinat8]

Foamy... how much coffee did you have this morning?

[judedudemude]

foamy finder keeper loser weepers

it will teach em not to lose it and to make sure to have some form of protection of identity fraud

like you will be able to find the person anyways

[Loziemoo89]

wow.....Foamy is already pissed off at someone 1:28 New record ^.^

[arkayen666123]

id keep the money and toss the wallet and let someone else return it

[judedudemude]

@arkayen666123 yep just take the money OR take the money and any and or all credit cards (but do not use em) when you get home burn / destory / cut / throw away the credit cards

teach em a lesson

KEEP TRACK OF YOU STUFF

[arkayen666123]

@judedudemude .....Foamy is that you? O_o

[judedudemude]

@arkayen666123 nope but you are getting warmer .................

[assassintwinat8]

@judedudemude I just take the money and give back the wallet. If they ask, I'll just say I didn't see any in there. Then they torture themselves over where the hell it went

[Canttuchthis07]

Lol 1800 D-U-D-E

[lovly10000000000]

I WANNA CONTACT SPIRITS DDX

[mewterra13]

how did he do that?

[azimoto9]

0:28

[TheTotino01]

WTF SCARY NOISES ...... IM SCARED

[lin224l]

keep it!!!!!!!

[SmithScapegoat]

anyone else call the number the guy was holding on the sign?

[lennon2able]

Anyone notice the dude with the shirt and sign that shows he's desperate for a girlfriend?

[AmuyaChan]

We recently found a wallet with a few thousand in it... returned it, but damn!

[SilaconYT]

If i find a wallet i always take the money then leave all legalties including the wallet. if theres vouchers i take them too :3

[Inuyashanaruto10857]

does anyone else see the need a date dude 0:25 - 0:28

[ramen4nori]

Lol u really can't argue wit that....>.>;

[TikiFoamy38]

Even the Lord and Master knows when he's inferior hahah 1:17

[KinaHamaru]

I lost my wallet on a school field trip once. I got it back with my ten bucks still in it but they stole my $50 barnes and noble gift card. Which was cool, cause it only had two dollars left on it anyway.

[phontex]

@KinaHamaru Awwww that sucks. You could have gotten a.... um......a.....???....damn. What the hell could you buy at Barnes and Noble for less than $2?

[goremurder10]

@KinaHamaru lol

[MalWave]

@KinaHamaru so they stole a Barnes and Noble card, but not money? The fuck?

[Konaustin113]

@MalWave Maybe they really like reading

[MalWave]

@Konaustin113 lol Bookworm pick-pockets. :P

[flair541]

@KinaHamaru wow, pre-cosmic kick in the nuts for that guy

[HimesInu]

There IS somebody higher than Foamy?!?!

[bradis10000]

@HimesInu THATS WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!!!FOAMY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO SOME ONE ELSE!!!!!

[sasusailee]

Foamy Foamy keep the money and throw her cards in a dumpster and then sell the wallet more money.

[DibbehFan13]

I have the same moral issues... and not just with wallets...

[MegaPollen]

listen to the voices lol

[Kilianshaw]

found a cash pin with $200 in it.. dude gave me $40 for returning it, i guess it all comes down if the person you return it to are douchebags or not

[TerryB01]

Return wallet, keep money.

[idkshutup1]

keep it

[xD3AtHMoBsTa]

Whenever I return wallets with a boatload of cash I am accused of pick pocketing or I get at most 1$

[monsters19914]

proof of Foamy all mightyness the powers that be ACTUALLY respond to him

[KWestAnimations]

Anyone else notice Foamy in the background at 0:16 ?

[NightHorder]

@KWestAnimations Yes.

[mrghetoful]

@KWestAnimations thats germaine

[lennon2able]

@mrghetoful no, germaine came a few seconds earlier

[juliachu89]

@KWestAnimations OMG I didn't noticed!! haha

[Ultimate0014]

@KWestAnimations Yeah. I saw it, but upon further inspetion, he says, "WOOOO! RICH SQUIRREL!"

[DoomScarf]

@KWestAnimations Not that hard to notice really.

[AgentVamp]

@KWestAnimations no shit sherlock

[Sperandio09]

@KWestAnimations Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

[MydniteDaun]

lol I wonder many people saw the "Need a Date" guy.

[MrDraknus]

@MydniteDaun i saw it

[hugonohemi]

@MydniteDaun I wonder how many actually called him?

[TwilightNecromancer]

@hugonohemi I have been tempted.

[leeham991]

I once took a lost wallet to the owner with all cash intact when I was a kid and they gave me £50 and a new bike.

[hugonohemi]

@leeham991 I heard of a guy who was really generous to a server, since she was a nice person to him. He was a rich guy, no one knew.They'd had a conversation about how she end up working in the restaurant instead of going to college, she told him she had no money to cover for her studies and couldn't get schoolarships because she was ilegal, etc.He ask her if she would finish her career if she had a chance, she respond yes. By the time he left, he left her a check big enough to cover evrything.

[wildRose271]

that monye in the wallet won't pay for the apartment for even 1 mounth

[kishantiwari]

@wildRose271 That because the rent is too god dam high!

[DaGrimRetard]

dude fuck god he ain't done shit for me my entire life.

[rebelwithacause666]

@AdamSavage88 555 munbers don't work

[quietriotfan1976]

remember if you find a wallett, never use the credit cards. because they more then likely have been reported stolen. Barring that, if you are going to return the wallett, who cares about the cash, make sure they get the family pictures back.

[ANIMEobsesedGIRL]

the powers that b work with foamy!

[EnmaAlicea]

So Foamy has a lord he worships...

[GothClawLolita]

Wow. Everyday people finding a wallet dilemma. I'm a smart, good person. So, I don't go through that. Sorry, but I do understand.

[TekelBrighteyes]

Look at it like this. What can you do with $600 these days? Fill up on gas a couple of times and that would be about it. lol

[jesusfeets]

I miss foamy when he was quiet

[SlickWilly74]

WOOOOO! rich squirrel

[SanguineDeum]

My wallet is on a chain. or my girl friend puts it in her bra. solves that problem.

[Cocksalsa]

Go neutral: Take half or less of the money, give wallet back, hightail it before they notice..

[Wraith3097]

@conmann97 no don't take all of it just in case you meet the person and its someone you might want to like you just take a small amount that way they can be angry but not to angry

[AngelicDemon767]

I found one in a toilet once...but not in the actual toilet itself ^^

[Free28761]

Keep it she's an old lady shes probably dead

[123fizzylollipop]

Foamy... Uh That's my wallet. I kinda left it there after I was taking my sister to the park! I kinda promised we could het ice cream so can I have it back! Plz note this is akward

[1tim64]

thumbs up if u called 666-dude

[ThatBoyTLong]

@1tim64 Thumbs up if you're tired of people asking for thumbs up on their comments.

[1tim64]

@ThatBoyTLong hey thats my line

[ThatBoyTLong]

@1tim64 Lol. It's mine now >:)

[junkabuttafli05]

@1tim64 its actually 555-DUDE

[FDXHOMEDEL]

HOLY SHIT AT 0:13 HE'S GOT A HANDFUL OF CREEPERS - RUN FOAMY!!!!!!

[foamyfan998899]

@FDXHOMEDEL this is not minecraft

[PuppetSoul]

@foamyfan998899 - so you mean to tell me that they're invading other mediums? RUN FOR YO

[ultraking312]

HEY THATS MY WALLET >:[]

[SarItachi79]

I left that wallet for him to find because I'm not worthy enough to give it to him face-to-face. The money will be well-spent; it will fund the Church of Foamy.

[doubleddanie]

@SarItachi79 and cream cheese.

[SarItachi79]

@doubleddanie And cream cheese. Indeed. XD

[kyle90876]

666 likes dun dun dun

[cjt1997]

she is going to die anyway just keep it

[XxLadySenyahxX]

" Need a date.

Call me

666-dude " XD

[1995markusnunemacher]

lay off the coffee shit

[hazelaliesha]

Return it, every time. One time I found someone's iPhone AND credit card. Handed them in to the local police station. Just morally wrong to keep items that don't belong to you.

[thezebracakes]

@hazelaliesha wow,lol thats kinda dumb

[hazelaliesha]

@thezebracakes Shut up. Taking the money from someone's wallet, or keeping an item that's clearly not yours is STEALING. Y'know, morally wrong and illegal.

[nightmareshadow1]

@hazelaliesha your point

[hazelaliesha]

@nightmareshadow1 My point was already made. Idiot.

[thezebracakes]

@hazelaliesha in a way yes but this way no,if you get it in this way then yeah

[hazelaliesha]

@thezebracakes ... You're making no sense whatsoever.

[thezebracakes]

@hazelaliesha ok,find a wallet on the ground and keep the money,its k,but pickpocketing is bad

[hazelaliesha]

@thezebracakes No it's not. It's wrong. Both things you've stated are wrong. It's not 'k' to take money with either method.

[giomole]

found a wallet, went to the house, and left it on the porch with a note saying, "yes you are missing $20"

[VanQQisH]

@giomole Thats f-ing hilarious

[TAYTAYshotu]

@giomole Hahaha you just made my day. lol

[randomnchan15]

@giomole LOL

[Anticloent]

@giomole You had to get your good samaritan pay. =D

[justjakk]

@giomole Where I work, if something is left in "Lost and Found" for more than three months, it is thrown away. Some woman left her laundry and I was the lucky schmuck who throws the stuff away. Found her wallet with $60 in it. Early bonus, I call it. Early bonus. Gave mom the wallet, cause it had flowers on it.

[krajnovic10]

since when do old ladies have wallets?

[DaveRocky27]

Always keep the wallet.

[NexLupis]

take the money,and throw the wallet back for someone else to return it. Who cares about the person that lost it?

[purple0wnzx]

@NexLupis your fucking retarded.

[NexLupis]

@purple0wnzx

pleaes explain how so, and I mean you're the one who used the wrong form of you're.

[bzandstra]

@purple0wnzx less nerdrage and more grammer mate

[nicole14cn]

lllllllooooooooooollllllllllll­l

[savannahbaby85]

Man, this is predictable. Why do i know what he's gonna say even when I've never seen this?

Someone dropped a roll of about 50 buck