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  • Folks if you can help it avoid this shity like the plague! Clovis Sucks! That is not an opinion. It is a fact.

  • lol

  • Is this video for real? Are you fu*king kidding me? Where the hell is the off road vehicle area that looks like that????

  • I just threw up in my mouth a little .

  • Come here and party like its 1955!

  • clovis sucks

  • C town 4th st locos

  • wow thats crazy second largest zoo in the state, yeah sure. i remember the zoo back in the early 90's as a kid there wasnt crap there. oh and Hotel Clovis I remember that too, did they ever rebuild it?

  • @MonkeySoldierX nope thay have yet to go near it

  • @MonkeySoldierX , Hotel Clovis has been destine to be flipped into a senior home. Then again, ideas come and go.

    If fracturing comes to this area the tel will become a nerve center.

  • Wow. I feel sorry for whoever made this video. He had to resort to mentioning the golf course, parks, and lots of other semi-useless places just to try to make Clovis sound good. I bet he killed himself after he made this.

  • i wonder why the video didnt show prince street or 60/84 or wal-mart

  • go prairie dogs!

  • wow! this video made me laugh! hahah especially the outdoor enthusiasts dream! hahah woah.

  • I agree! It's lies, all lies...

  • FOUR volleyball courts?!

  • I'm glad Clovis now has a decent zoo because the years I lived in Clovis, 1969-1972, the zoo was a inhumane and terrible disgrace to the people of Clovis.

  • So what's better Clovis NM or Farmington NM I don' t know.. LOL

  • clovis police suck they need to bring some california police officers and show them what its all about .

  • i dought you live in nyc why would your dumbass be looking at this video oh you probably it was in accident jajajaja sorry ass.

  • beatofthestreets probably the only reason you complain about the illegals in clovis is because they work hard and can actually afford stuff in walmart not like you that is on food stamps. and they drive nicer cars 2 jajajaja so dont hate. and where in the hell do u live that u get shot at i have never seen that probably cause this mexican lives in a nicer area then u legal person i come from east L.A and if ur scared of getting shot in clovis then dude dont go to california jajajaja..

  • Wow four volleyball courts! lol

    "Outdoor Enthusiasts Dream" More like a meth dealers dream.

  • Boycott this POS city. I can't wait to get out of this shit.

  • BURN IT DOWN!!!

  • CLOVIS

  • the best thing to do here starts with a D and ends with RUGS and still they suck

  • Furthermore, Clovis is a sanctuary city. Come see our fine display of illeagal Mexicans that cram our only Wal-Mart. If you can make it to your car without being shot, visit our shitty restaurants and enjoy the free samlonilla.

  • well liveoutloud the reason I reference Clovis being in TX is that there is nothing else around it in that part of the state. I can assure you I get out enough. I don't live in Clovis any longer since I retired fromthe Air Force and have a choice of where to live. It sounds like I offended you by saying your town suck. I did't mean to offend you I just told it like it is. If I hurt your feelings then suck it up you pussy. You probably think Clovis is great since you get lost in Lubbock.

  • oh and uh, clovis isn't in texas haha man you DO know it all don't you? (looks like we're not the sharpest knife in the drawer are we?)

  • dang raulguman...nobody in the rest of the state knows where clovis is? really? pretty sure you need to get out more. and mr. 'oh man clovis sucks so bad' you can go ahead and leave whenever the heck you like. alright?

  • i like the way this video starts out with a tree in the forground and it is the only tree you can see for miles. There isn't a tree in sight.  Look out, Clovis has 4 volleyball courts. Count them 1, 2, 3, 4. Just in case you get one of those tournaments going, it has Four Volleyball courts. The second largest zoo in all of new mexico. Wow, I just want to jump in my truck and get there as soon as possible.

  • Outdoor Enthusiasts Dream? You are kidding, right? I guess if you like milking cows, Clovis is a real dream.

  • Clovis sucks and that is all there is to it. It is a pathetic little town in west Texas. I have been to many places in new mexico to visit and nobody in the rest of the state knows where it us. They should since the wind always blows toward clovis in new mexico because Clovis Sucks.

  • isnt if funny how the chamber of commerce is so full of shit, just like the realtors in Clovis who promote a sorry excuse for a city cause they are stuck there

  • WHOAA!!-POSSE!-clovisman-Can we rein up the horses a few miles markers and settle down the trail ride here? We seem to have a "Family FeUd" here! Clovis native here-I bet I know you, cause as we say in E. NM or W. TX-'I guaran-damn-tee' do!! So what if a NYC peep wants to remark about Bumfuck-our videos are only 18 years old! ELVIS LIVES!!-you want a fight at the OK Corral, bring it on-THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO! - BUMFUCK NATIVE!! - those peeps from NYC carry swiss army knives-we carry 45's!!!

  • Well it's nice to see that not everyone from Bumfuck, I mean Clovis,is an asshole. I can carry more than a Swiss army knive, i can carry a pointed tampax too. They hurt when stuck in your nose. Anything exciting in Bumfuck lately? Has the grass grown any? Can I come to the OK Corral too? Is HOSS still there?, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Hey, you don't have to love this town. But you don't have to be a jackass about it . I was born there. I love this town and I miss it. I'm sick of losers who want to call the people of this town "inbreds", etc. Frankly I haven't lived there in over thirty years. I live in one of the nations largest cities. I've dined with rock stars in Europe, I've been friends with famous athletes, actors, comedians, and magicians. But, more than any of this, I'm proud to claim Clovis as my hometown.

  • waitttttttttt, do i know you from "Classmates - Miss Manners" - celebrity extradornaire???? and guest columinist to MANNERS????

  • Maybe we know each other from Area 51, in Roswell. I landed there, I mean went there way back when.  Even the Aliens thought it was a boring ass town. Whats more exciting, watching grass grow, or paint dry? Hey, do they allow you to keep wood on your front lawn?

  • Cowgirljess718 there are only two things to do in Clovis, Screw around and drink. Since the bars suck here that really only leaves one. That is why every single girl in town has a least on kid out of wedlock. I am from a big city and I did live in Clovis and it sucked the entire time I was there. The shifty fifty controls everything coming into town and if they don't like it they pass laws against it. I'LL say it slow so even someone from clovis will understand T-H-I-S T-O-W-N S-U-C-K-S

  • Somehow, I'd guess that a loser like you isn't getting much action anyway. Big city? Which one? I'll bet I live in a bigger one than you do. City size doesn't really matter as much as who you are. You come across as a pathetic punk without a real life. I'll say it just as slow...Y-O-U A-R-E A P-U-N-K & A L-O-S-E-R.

  • and Best Buy,Petco and Teriyaki Chicken Bowl,

    plus an aquatic center a 8 screen movie theater and a 10 screen theater,the mall is twice the size of Clovis and the hospital is 6 stories, and Farmington gets concerts,in the last 2 years they had Paul Wall,Mack 10,Ying Yang Twins,Pitbull,Lil Rob,Baby Bash,Tech 9Bone Thugs,Too Short,Saliva,Puddle of Mudd

  • facinating. i moved here from St. Louis. think i gotcha beat. see, you are just another city guy, from what i can tell. you don't care about preserving small town america. you would rather have more building built, because you get "bored" here. and sorry, but it's kinda pathetic that you memorized all those places. and tractor supply is awesome...if you actually try to make the best of Clovis. but i'm guessing you dont' have any livestock.

  • but the thing is,you cant compare St.Louis with a Clovis or Farmington,and Im not saying Im better or I live in a better town but someone mentiond all the buildings and businesses coming to Clovis,and I was trying to show yall that its not really growing all that much.

  • wine-i know. i'm saying i've had plenty to do other place, and ya sometimes it sucks havin to drive an hour and a half to do something interesting, but get over it. clovis has a lot to do, you just have too look in the right places.

  • at least Farmington has everything Clovis has plus-- Home Depot,3 starbucks,Smiths Grocery,Safeway,Cold Stone Creamery,Dennys,

    Village Inn,TJ Maxx,Ross,Anchor Blue,Del Taco,

    Outback Steakhouse,Blakes Lotaburger,Sams Club

    Target,Kmart,American Home Furnishings,Dunkin Donuts,Staples,OfficeDepot,Qui­znos,Schlotskys Deli,Fudruckers,Rocky Mountain ChocoFactory,

    Supercuts,Smoothie King,a night club,strip club, 2 wal-marts,3 wendys,2 bk's,2 taco bells,2 wal-greens,and Im sure there is more

  • wow, tractor supply,now that will attract get me shopping there, Clovis is not booming with businesses they are just keeping up with other cities its size.Clovis is way behind the years, I moved from there to Farmington and Farmington has so much more than Clovis,its like a small city in a Clovis sized town,and its only a little bigger than Clovis.

  • Clovis cant keep a FYE open and I doubt they can even support a Best Buy or anything else really.

  • wineandlobos-because it was in the mall

  • What the fuck? Where are there trees? I was there for 3 years and probably saw 3 trees. Funny thing is, Iraq and Clovis are identical. Same climate, same landscape. Thing is, the people I met in Iraq were smarter. I say we nuke both places and use them for landfills.

  • danagonooc-those trees are at hillcrest park, retard. shows how much you got out. ever think maybe you're the reason people don't like the base?

  • Joes boot shop? WTF Fuck papa Joe see if he likes that.Who needs a place to buy a hat.We need a Best Buy.

  • clovisman- people who work.

  • Did anyone catch the "Model Plane Area" The whole flat ass town is a model plane area. I didn't know you had to designate it somewhere specific in this flat town. How about the second largest Zoo in New Mexico...LOL that is like saying it is the second larges turd in the bowl. LOL I guess the people here don't realize that the military considers this the "Land of Entrapment" not enchantment.

  • wow this video makes me wanna sell my house and move to Clovis to enjoy all the things in the video.

    I can go to the park then go to the park and then go back again,see the cows and be greeted with a smile,maybe I can visit Joes boot shop and take some pics,but wait there is CCC maybe I can tour the campus.

  • Why does this video not show the "day care" in the Jr and High schools?? Come on, I'm sure there is plenty of parents who want to move here so there teen girls can get knocked up. I'm sure RANDY HARRIS and his faithfull followers made this GAY video. You see how well it worked.. NO NEW (other than cow shit) bussiness' haved moved here. Why would Harris hold back progresion? Better yet why do the people of Clovis allow it????? Harris, let your redards know you and their days a numbered here!!

  • entraped69- no new businesses have moved there, huh? what about tractor supply? that's not a business? what about all the new buildings?

  • When are they going to fix these fucked up

    roads? You need a 4x4 truck to drive around

    this hell hole.

  • Low crime rate my ass.

  • whoever made this video is a fuckin' liar! i just got back from that shithole today. there's no hope for that town.

  • I can't believe the shifty fifty actually think that a community college is a point of attraction for a city. Even Portales as small as it is has a University. This video is a joke. Notice they showed a view of businesses on 60/84. Mainly the ford dealership since Hamilton is part of the shifty fifty. Only in Clovis can your daughter be brought up on drug charges and you can hire the DA's relative at your store to get her charges dismissed.  (Lack of evidence my ass).

  • you can enjoy outdoor activities like hiking on the plains in the strong winds,

    or go shopping at one of our local stores like Wal-Mart,Dollar Tree or Sears

    and take in a elegant dinner at Taco Bell or Wendys.

    Clovis hasnt really grown in 20 years,wow they built a hobby lobby and a chiles now thats big time.

  • What!!! Outdoor enthusiasts dream! Thats fucking bullshit! This place is a a fucking shithole.

    This video lied on the crime rate statement. The national average for violent crime is 1:200. That is one out of every 200 will be victim of violent crime. Clovis crime rate is 1:166.

    I call BULLSHIT on this video

  • The zoo sucks just as bad as the mall.

  • This town sucks. If you want to feel sorry for some animals go to the Zoo. I went there once and I couldn't help but feel sorry for the lion that is in an undersized cage and the wolves that just pace back and forth in a small kennel. It is almost inhumane but that is Clovis. I can't wait till I leave. OPERATION OUT OF CANNON

  • That park they show in the video, while quaint looking during the day, is a haven for drug activity after the sun goes down.

  • I know what clerks your talking about."The Machine". He's one of the coolest people in this town.

  • Give me a break this town and so boring that

    some jackass was driving around stealing metal and shit from local farmers. 14.000

    pounds worth. He must of got tired of porking

    local livestock.

    You know who are (Michael Casanas) get a job

    you bum.

  • I saw that in the paper,and heard some clerks

    talking about it at Allsups one night. I guess they knew him they were talking mad shit about him. You guys are crazy.

  • This is really sad, they show a website, and it doesn't even belong to them Clovis CALIFORNIA!!! maybe that's why no one wants to be here, clovis, california probably at least knows their own web address

  • oh my! why do these people live here if they don't like it????? I know they can be transfered! We don't need them anyway...cry a little louder mamma can't here you..!!!!!

  • No, we can't "be transfered!" We have to spend a minimum amount of time, a few years at least. Then you can volunteer to leave, but it's not automatic.

    What I'm saying is... you don't know what you're talking about.

  • And yes, you do need us. If Cannon closed, this town would dry up.

    Remember "OPERATION KEEP CANNON?" If you didn't need us, like you claim, then you wouldn't of bothered to campain to keep Cannon open?

    And why did you campaign? Not because you want us here, which apparently you don't.

    It's all about the money we have no choice but to spend in town.

  • And yes, you do need us. If Cannon closed, this town would dry up.

    Remember "OPERATION KEEP CANNON?" If you didn't need us, like you claim, then you wouldn't of bothered to campain to keep Cannon open?

    And why did you campaign? Not because you want us here, which apparently you don't.

    It's all about the money we have no choice but to spend in town.

  • 2nd largest zoo. 2 monkey's, 1 fucked up looking dog,and a fat cow. sorry thats a clovis chick.

  • @clovisman5150 ass hole

  • What a crappy place to live. If its been around since 1909 how long does it take to get your act together?

  • i love my home town!

  • what a sad town, from this video clip I would think that Clovis has alot going for them but too bad I know how it really is, its a dump.I would never live there,its a pathetic town with nothing but a wal-mart.

  • This town sucks!!

  • I spent 3 years at Cannon AFB; and was never more excited than when I drove off that post for the last time, and across the Texas border 20 minutes later.

    AIRMEN BEWARE!

  • I live in Clovis now, grew up here as a kid and hated it, but it's a good place to raise my kids. I agree that airmen (especially single ones) will not like it here. There is absolutely NO nightlife (unless you never get sick of dinner, movies, and the one half-way decent bar in town). Welcome to the Bible Belt? :/

  • eww

  • yeah i was stationed here for a couple years, worst 2 years of my life, nothing to do here, the zoo is all they got that is decent, airmen beware

  • ugh! clovis nm...that is crazy, i lived there for a couple of years...it sucks really really bad. the 2nd largest zoo?! are you kidding me?! it takes about 30 minutes to walk the length of that zoo Twice! i hate clovis...please don't make me go back there!

  • Who'd want a piece of crap like you there. Good riddance.

  • AY, you talkin to me? For your information, db, I have a very very good friend of mine who lives there. So go fuck yourself and mind yur own business. Is it a Bumfuck thing that has made you lost your sense of humor? Luckily my pal still has hers.

  • I don't recall saying I was going there. I live in NYC wtf would I be doing in Bumfuck? Go to Walgreens and price Depends? Or go to video store and rent movies that are 20 years old. Screw yu.

  • I'd rather have pins in my eyes.

  • oh comeeeeee on - i'll put u on a horse and golf course - lmaooooooo - not that would be great - d

  • Be happy to help you out there.

  • Thats my home town. I miss it =(

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