WTF is this shit??? My God...this is the WORST use of a movie license I have ever seen. They couldn't give me this for free. I hear there is even a Collector's Edition, if you can believe it. Holy hell...what idiot decided that this was even remotely worth releasing as a "game"???
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As somebody who is entering the game design field, this kind of stuff is just rancid. Pisses me off to see people who obviously have talent be forced to make shitty games.
@MrRiotpopper It must be terrible to have to bow to the demands of the money men. I guess that's why more and more indie companies are being formed, allowing game design students to really flourish.
@unitlosttube Exactly, Minecraft, Cavestory, Terraria,Torchlight, and countless other indie games are so popular. It just shows what you get when you allow the designers to create the game personally, instead of some high on the totem pole bloke calling the shots.
Y'all be please to know I have decided not to purchase this game a second time haha. And thanks for the review Sty, you've really taken a bullet for the gaming community here (at that steam price somebody had to!!). :p
This is absolutely the shittest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It's worse than APB. It's even worse than Failien Hallway. How you played it for more than 1 minute without vomiting all over the keyboard and falling down dead from the stench of the game is beyond me.
What a totally fucking terrible, horrible, nauseating, mind-blowingly awful piece of shit.
The problem is that Jurassic Park is a really mainstream franchise and this game is kind of an indie adventure game so it won't appeal to the majority of people who like Jurassic Park. On top of that the graphics are poor and it just doesn't seem that exciting.
WTF is this shit??? My God...this is the WORST use of a movie license I have ever seen. They couldn't give me this for free. I hear there is even a Collector's Edition, if you can believe it. Holy hell...what idiot decided that this was even remotely worth releasing as a "game"???
pcaviator687 2 months ago
wat is dis im watching ._.
Ridian1500 2 months ago
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stevenrc33 2 months ago
As somebody who is entering the game design field, this kind of stuff is just rancid. Pisses me off to see people who obviously have talent be forced to make shitty games.
MrRiotpopper 2 months ago
@MrRiotpopper It must be terrible to have to bow to the demands of the money men. I guess that's why more and more indie companies are being formed, allowing game design students to really flourish.
unitlosttube 2 months ago
@unitlosttube Exactly, Minecraft, Cavestory, Terraria,Torchlight, and countless other indie games are so popular. It just shows what you get when you allow the designers to create the game personally, instead of some high on the totem pole bloke calling the shots.
MrRiotpopper 2 months ago
Y'all be please to know I have decided not to purchase this game a second time haha. And thanks for the review Sty, you've really taken a bullet for the gaming community here (at that steam price somebody had to!!). :p
MultiBoomboxer 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"Is it pure?!!" has to be my favorite phrase right now
JohnnyHoot1 2 months ago
You know what's not rancid? Falling Off The Ladder from Unitlost.com!!
gorancalic 2 months ago
This is absolutely the shittest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It's worse than APB. It's even worse than Failien Hallway. How you played it for more than 1 minute without vomiting all over the keyboard and falling down dead from the stench of the game is beyond me.
What a totally fucking terrible, horrible, nauseating, mind-blowingly awful piece of shit.
KiriothTV 2 months ago
Dora the explorer meets Jurassic park, oh christ xD
SirMonkeySuit 2 months ago
You played the game for longer than I would have.
That deserves a thumbsup.
datndiz 2 months ago
worlds lamest game but good video you need to say "my son" more :)
heartylolproductions 2 months ago
i now feel dumber for watching you play this shit game, track down the programers and nail them to the floor
thefallen1616 2 months ago
The problem is that Jurassic Park is a really mainstream franchise and this game is kind of an indie adventure game so it won't appeal to the majority of people who like Jurassic Park. On top of that the graphics are poor and it just doesn't seem that exciting.
doritos180 2 months ago
@doritos180 It's coming out on ipad, the control system kinda makes sense all of a sudden.
For a PC release you are quite right, this is not very good at all. It's borderline offensive.
unitlosttube 2 months ago
this game looks like shit
hans920 2 months ago
When mass effect 3 comes out you need to do an "is it pure" for it.
rebootedsharpshooter 2 months ago
Stop complaining about the lagg, the game obviously needs time to load in all its awesomeness
Guillestivella 2 months ago
More LoL Please!
TheNeoHammer 2 months ago
I heard it was pretty bad, but this is worse than I imagined... thanks for the look-see though.
Varewulf 2 months ago
This is one of the worst games I have ever seen. Worse then brink.
rebootedsharpshooter 2 months ago
1:45 THAT SNIGGER
wilcooper64 2 months ago