Dead Space - Funny Head Banger Death

[TheKingZero17]

Beiber fever takes another life...

[ifajig1]

hahahahahhahahhahahaaha!!!!!!!­!... NOT.

[cylindrichail]

see if i was issac i wouldnt know what to do with that...

[shawn863]

Issac: you ok there buddy?

Head banger: *bangs head then dies*

Issac: ok.........*proceeds to stomp off limbs*

[MrTheGReAtON3]

he tried to pop a pimple on his forehead

[jente0987654321]

@ earvcunanan you have a weerd armor

[xmetallicmoose]

He didn't use Chipotle-Away.

[rampage222555]

that part completely freaked me out lol

[Mattatasats55543]

That's what i will do if u were Isaac

[08betterthenyer08]

isaac walks around the USG Ishimura and witnesses all of the chaos and mentality of everyone aboard, all the death, all the suicides, and he cant help thinking, that it might be the handywork of justin bieber

[Geosudy]

He heard to the pop and techno shit



[08betterthenyer08]

[walks up to him]

isaac- look i hope that we can both be professional about the fact that we've just split u[bangs head and dies]

isaac- .............oh well

[xbox369games]

i warned him about watching justin beiber sing... i told him it would mess up his brain, did he listen, no. now hes killing himself :/

[xbox369games]

umm......

[12Insomniac]

People, the FRIGGIN' Justin Beiber "jokes" are getting old.

[unet38]

this is y, guys, we dont listen to justin beiber

[748273yhd]

Haha when i saw it i Wz like wtf.......problaby heard justin bieber xD

[JohnasenFranks]

His mum deleted his WoW account

[SalesKital]

@JohnasenFranks that's cause for celebration, WoW sucks

[sangbum60090]

Head Banger: Oh God... They're everywhere... I need to listen music to reduce my fear.. AHHHHH JUSTIN BIEBER!

[epicspy1]

this has happened all over the USA becuse of justin bieber and twilight!STOP THE MADNESS AND STOP PAYING BIEBER AND TWILIGHT ATTENTION!!!!

[noasdsaatana]

@epicspy1 best to speak

[epicspy1]

@noasdsaatana its true.......STOP THE MADNESS!!!

[noasdsaatana]

@epicspy1 he is just a teenager let people who listen to him listen to him.its pointless to start insulting him just because he makes music that makes him rich

if i would have to choose i would be the most hated person on the internet if i could make alot of money :)

[Turbosonic98]

@noasdsaatana Really? And risk the chance of people actually plotting to kill you?

[noasdsaatana]

@Turbosonic98 internet nerds plan alot but do less...they might make a video of me exploding or something but they wouldnt actualy take offencive againts the real me :)

see i thought it all out!

[theweird95]

Probably that guy was listening to megadeth xD \m/

[sgtKida]

lol see kids dont listen to BUSTA RHYMES when he says "Break yo' neck nigga!"

[CQC204]

Guy: Don't worry.. It's gun be kk.. I'm the juggernaut..

*Thud* *Thud*

Isaac: Erm...

Guy slowly turns head

Guy: Guess what? (head rotated with a twisted smile on face

Isaac: um... You-

Guy: WRONG IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!

*Smashes face on wall and dies*

Isaac: Um... Ok...? Good for you I guess?

(Walks away)

[valtonen77]

"omg i cant get it out of my head!!! baby baby baby.... crunchs!!!!! (blood all over the place)

[WalkmanSilver]

He's watched Meatspin

Need I say more?

[crossfadedshadow]

*isaac walks in*

Isaac: WTF?... are u doin?? oh wait i hear justin beiber too Damm! *smacks head multiple times and dies*

[SuperKatonga]

he really loves metal :D

[Big12189]

That wasn't funny. That was, frankly, very disturbing.

[Raidingfire]

Als ich diesen Headbanger sah, bin ich ganz weit rechts an der tür gelaufen und konnte mich sodurch soweit Links im Raum hinstellen um seitlich zu sehen wie er weiterhin gegen die Wand schlug. Nach 1 Minute viel der Kopf einfach ab, ohne das er extra Schwung holen musste. xD

[Turtan4]

@Raidingfire

Are you honestly thinking that someone understands you?

Silly german people.

[Raidingfire]

@Turtan4

No, but I didn't found the correct Words for my Comment.

But thanks, for your compliment.

[MrMetalhead8520]

he just listened to rebecca black

[biirraann]

The head banger found out that Jusin Bieber was going to have a live concert on the USG Ishimura for 11 straight days

[toughspitfire]

Bang ow

Bang ow

Bang ow

Splat!!!!

[Obliviongatekeeper]

DOUBLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIINE.

[naierer]

lol this part creeped me out so much when I first played it :D

[afrogunner3d]

HEAD BANGER'S BOLL!

[AndrewDaniele87]

lmao i remember this!

[Darkczarek]

-BANG- la la la la la -BANG- la la la la la -BANG- la la la la la -BANG>SMASH- la la - oh wait

[harveyhermosa]

that is just the original

[MannersNo]

i just finished emptying two tons of shit into my pants during the process of laughing my fucking ass off!

[TheSuperMuvis]

Whats with your suit??

[LucasKing55]

headbander-i am lost !shit

*bang*

isaac-wth is this noise?

headbander-WERE I AM!!?AGRRRR

isaac-DONT!!!

headbander-*SPLOSH*INHÉÉÉ*BLOB­*

[STJ20]

Noo,Justin Bieber..i cant get the song out of my head..argh! IT BURNS!! "slam","slam"...

[LucasKing55]

headbanger -la la la*crash*

headbanger- la la la*crash*

headbanger-la la la *crash*

isaac-i am gona kill you!

headbanger-shit you will never kill me! *splosh* %dies%

[UndeadZeds]

This is what politics does to you.

[PulseOfTheAwakening]

i think he tried sending an S.O.S

[pengydude1]

I think you scared him

[Kzook]

He looks happy.

[randomsupermario]

can someone explain this to me?

[jokkepokke95]

I WANNA HEADBUTT 'CHA!

I WANNA HEADBUTT 'CHA!

I WANNA HEADBUTT 'CHA!

[lucasiaboni99]

it like this

headbanger: open the door guys this isnt funny!!!!! "smashes head on door continuously"

isaac: wat is that banging noise "walks over"

headbanger: guys isaac is coming plz open i dont have a weapon!!!!!!

isaac: im coming

headbanger: oh @#$@%$#$% guys open!!!! "bangs head too hard" ouch!

[tonyharrison4]

i hate the bit when you return to medical and theres that woman crying and looking at a dead body and i looked closely and the dead body looked exactly like her. i tried to shoot her but it wouldnt let me T_T

[DinokillerSithlord]

this would have all been avoided if the justin beiber didn't come and do a concert for 6 hours striaght

[IsaacDeadSpace3]

Isaac: Im here survivor!

*Guy slams head*

Isaac: Hello?

*Guy continues to slam head*

Isaac: Im here.

*Guy dies*

Isaac: Here is the bright side! He didn't turn into a crazy necomorph.

[Buns999]

keep replaying @ 0:17

[TigerEyeJewel]

brillant advert for pain killers... when you got a pounding head ach

[xtazy115]

i actually felt sorry for that guy,lol ^^ kinda fucked up but that doesn't mean it's not funny...kind of

[azkni]

What happens to a dumb blonde when you ask them to find a corner in a circle :D

[TheRashscratcher]

@azkni They die of starvation because they've been lookin for too long (and yes i do have a sick sense of humor lol)

[wayne388]

Must have been overwhelmed with boredom.

[997super]

bang bang bang bang "um are you okay"?????????????? bang bang bang *splat* "oh shit i think he knew i banged his wife or he listened to justin beiber oh shit". baby baby ohhhhhh yeah baby baby ohhhhhhh yeah. "holy ass fuck nigger shit cunt whore shit heads". bang bang bang *splat*

[tonyharrison4]

@997super say what?

[Gangstabob716]

to the author:

based on the comments below, i suggest you rename the title

"what would happen to you if you listened to justin bieber"

[DominantdanyRS]

He found out his girlfriend's pregnant.

[CrucifireCam]

He could have had a V8

[failtropolis]

Jahova witness necromorph

[666CoFfan666]

can ppl ffs STOP MENTIONING THAT FAGS NAME IN THE COMMENTS!! Dx

[KrimeMater]

Haha... Idk what's worse being tied to a chair with necromorphs about to kill you or Listening to Justin Biebers opinion on girls

[halolegohalo2]

Thing:Why did he show me justin beiber? *dies*

[gamrage]

His sister made him watch Twilight and Justin Bieber.. I would have done the same..

[ArkNeither]

lol when i saw that i swear, i was afraid to go near him XD... i fearlessly charge in battle against necromorphs, but i swear when i see humans i just freeze up scared stiff.

[AuraStriker96]

After a hard day of killing humans...

[TheShadow620]

He watched twilight.

[phatmonkey185]

This is what I feel like doing when I have to babysit my sisters amayerite

[ynotdrol2]

How can he even still be alive? He has no skin.

[stephen19590]

@ynotdrol2 well peple can live through sumthing like that the main thing that kills you is the shock and blood los however there is a alien in his mind driving him insain and in the animated film you do see people with mortal wounds staying alive then going necro

and finaly its probubly becose the adrenilane of the expereance (a chemical that the body produces to keep the hart beating is keeping him alive. ether way it doesnt end well 

[ynotdrol2]

You can see his organs so it's much more than skin and even with out skin would kill you.

[LulzTheTube]

he tried dividing by zero

[Aj4217]

Maybe i should stop banging my head against the wall now.

[RagnaRok852]

"Get it out...fucken Justin B-" *HEAD EXPLODE.*

issac holding a Plasma cutter fired.

Issac-"Your Welcome"

[OriginalLemming]

He just couldn't take being on the same ship as Issac.

[5transformersfan]

omg he's listening baby by justin bieber!

[TEXICAN78550]

When you get close to him he only has like one rib left..I would kill myself too with all that pain..

[buba1e]

hes like must remember password for pornography room must remember must remember "splats''

[MultiMrblade]

His listening to justin bieber lol.

[snakeps3rules]

epic 5\5

[falofulololo]

Nah we need death metal in the background and say he was on some really heavy drugs

[formatR]

That was sp creepy when i first got there

[MrWotsItoya]

LOL?

[DeathIsEz]

He probably had a Justin Beiber song stuck in his head

[13DogKiller]

@DeathIsEz XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[1994McLeod]

@DeathIsEz that's how the marker makes people crazy =o

[Pilzer98]

I was wondering why everone is killing themselfs, then I thought "They saw Justin Beirber"

[BMWchickmagnet]

did he died?

[Rimfire748]

@BMWchickmagnet yup sadly 4 people r affected by the MARK.

[nashgallo]

I wonder why they're called "Head Bangers"

XD

[WHTEOUT1]

was that guy skinned?

[Rimfire748]

@WHTEOUT1 yup.

[WHTEOUT1]

@Rimfire748 o...k.... then how was he alive?

[Rimfire748]

@WHTEOUT1 that never made much sense but i guess he endured all those injurys 4 a while from those SLASHERS till now that he could not take it anymore and decided to suicide....which was the only way to end the pain....

[sErgEantaEgis12]

The head banger was sooooo disturbing...Man,this game plays trick with your mind...Or maybe it's just the marker who is doung this...

[Rimfire748]

@sErgEantaEgis12 its actualy the MArk thats affecting EVERY 1s mind after the shock wave it did.

[xxhellswolfxx]

I was thinking it was isaac but after i was like how does he die to these things again?

[LostButSeeking]

when i was playing through this i was like : whaaat thEEE F *********CK O_O !

[zonbox9]

he bought a ps3

[tasteMIcherry]

he owed me some money! guess i pressured him a little too much

[halo3xfan]

issac just stares like "wtf"

[SimonLaRocca]

Dark

Evil

And

Deadly Monsters

Scary

Possessed

And

Crazy

Evil Creatures

[08betterthenyer08]

i think he heard justin bieber

[bowser5200]

@08betterthenyer08 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooool

[mattigi]

at 0:06 when the light cracked, that was the first time this game made me "jump".

[DanTheMan774]

Dude, can you tell me the value of pi?

-Yeah, it's... wait.. it's an endless number.

(5 minutes later)

-So many numbers...

[danpascooch]

This game is really easy, all of the necromorphs do that

[ridely700]

@danpascooch they dont idiot

[cuayauitl]

hahaha

Man - I have to remember that joke! (hits his head), i have to remember it! (hits his head again), maybe if I try harder! Track! he´s dead

[SaintRapier]

Epileptic headsmashing game brought to life

[Last0neStand1ng]

is this the last suit you unlock?

[DakDarklighter]

He played COD6 in Australia with Americans.

[TheLoganadam]

maybe he was forced to like and listen to justin bieber <3

[Thexboxdudes]

Doctor: Sorry but you have aids

Man: NO!

(Goes home)

Man: (Bangs his head agains the wall till he dies

[localSickened]

you must be crazy if you thought that was funny, it looked more disturbing than funny, but like ur video anyway

[ZangetsuBullet]

@localSickened Ever play the game? When you see all the fucked up stuff in it, then this is truly the definition of funny.

[Shadowhog]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

-continues to slam head into wall-

[ultimatedeath44]

His parents just probably had "The Talk" with him XD

[4444kik]

this is on chapter 2

[Razoras443]

LOOOOOOOOOOL! xD

[SirDavis100]

He lost the game for the last time, and so have all of you, including myself. :)

[optimystic9]

damn Hanna Montana claims another victim

[nestor1195]

woah he creamated himself

[TheGoongod]

maybe he just saw twilight lmafo

[iluvyouwyatt]

poor guy had one of justin beibers songs stuck in his head all day and simply could take it no longer...

[MrRougeace]

those were pretty loud whacks O_o

[GazetteVampireZero]

He saw all the Twilight movies along with Titanic the animated musical and heard Justin Bieber singing.....then got rick roll'd

[jackofblades94]

he got rickrolld

[Penguinspark]

no its the demnta seting in makes them kill them self

[MrClanzO]

Its a hillucination.

[nconr2]

he just saw his penis

[kanopopo]

Did he die?

[JAKJAKJAK619]

nahh

he jus listened to justin bieber

[OMJosef1996]

i actually waited a good 5mins, when i heard the sound and ran back and i didn't know he would kill himself.

[Amphion0]

@OMJosef1996 I was about to shoot him but my friend told me not to. I was scared shitless of this game, first time I ever played it today.

[LeonBenji]

he read there was going to be a 4th twilight movie... and a series... both a toon and live action...and then a video game...

[n30sp4rk]

why all necros dont do that?... xD final boos too xD i jumped on my chair a lot of times with this fckn game xD

[WindShark2]

How happen they still survive with such a body, and why are they all suiciding??

[DouglasPrestesPenha]

@WindShark2

the marker are messing with their minds

[deepestblack99]

I remember him

[zentarim2]

i liked the part where he hit his head

[TheDelta093]

no no no your all thinking small time he had the entire twilight read to him inside his mind by the marker :3

[TheDelta093]

@TheDelta093 entire twilight series*

[albinomustang]

haha he saw the new YouTube layout XD

[KushielsMercy]

HAHA the twilight comment, love it

[dasani991]

He watched twilight all the way through.

[1Nefti1]

explains it self,you where alone in a ship that could't communicate and surrounded by necromorph,everyones dead but you,so..instead of taking a gun and point to u head (wich appearently the dude don't have 1) he use the wall instead!

[TheAIDAN242]

this was probably the funniest part in the game. (except that computer chick getting owned at the end by that tentacle)

[Arsenalgunner27]

@TheAIDAN242 thanks for the spoiler

[Zeldamaniac360]

he looke in a mirror

[pmckeown40]

he saw the new youtube layout

[Leosmell]

This game fucks with your mind.

[Chrno34]

@Leosmell

Yeah, Half of time you can't tell if these are really "people" really committing suicide or if it's the Marker or Hivemind screwing with you.

[DarkGamer95]

Very funny xD. Arriva thumb

[FabyeZz]

xDD

[TheXboxplaya]

"I fail at life" LOL

[FabyeZz]

AHH damn i realized ....1+2 .... its 666 WTF

[TheXboxplaya]

@FabyeZz steal my comment lol

[FabyeZz]

@TheXboxplaya i didn't steal it WTF?

[TheXboxplaya]

@FabyeZz i was jk? lol

[InterSeptX]

He just realized Ipad wasn't worth it.

[100Kasrkin]

I think he noticed he was naked and ~1300 people saw his jewels.