Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Part 30 - TOO MANY GUARDS!! AHHH!

[em0of0the0pen]

Achoo!!

[iceshadow487]

WHAT THE F ARE F'S?!

[marcmurray1]

If there are any time travellers in the comments coming from 9th december 2010 can you please go back and tell Toby he can hold in X with the sword equipped so he can shoot without having to change weapons so he can take down those pesky horsemen alot easier!

[Kakesterzzx]

Wait... Wasn't he supposed to leave the Animus a LOOOOOONG time ago...?

[RSvidsincorporated]

"I want the black horse! i dont like brown horses"

HORSIST! XD

[kradd15]

Did not stop laughing from 7:16 to 10:00!

[Fluttershy1001]

Toby you have just wasted 5 mins and 24 sec of my life just climbing that tower.

[TheTaintedPsyche]

Tell me now...do Steven even exist?

[TheTaintedPsyche]

@TheTaintedPsyche does*

[ratgirl1111]

... Lol

[KingMaysa]

Click Transcribe Audio.

It opens a whole new world.

[roxasblue1]

you know if you hold the rt bottom with ur long sword and a horse man runs to you, you take him down right

[366alexandra]

My sis asked me why I watch this and i answered:

"Idk why i'm watching I just do cause THIS IS AWSOMENESS!!" Screaming out the last 3 words and my sister slowly goes out of my room wth a look of: 'She's crazy...' in her eyes....

THIS IS AWSOMENESS!!

[MegaRandompeoplez]

when he was talking about votmiting on his tv I thought he said "I wil vomit on a teletubby!"

[MsPandaLuver1]

"Hello! I have a package for you...it's murder!" XD

[Wolflover423]

Toby: click the innotation to see me suck more balls-

*mom enters room*

mom: what?!?!?!

Me: CURSE YOU TOBY!!!

[Absence0fFaith]

I love your constant ramming into pedestrians among your continuous pick-pocketing and killing. You do things I personally didn't try so I find it rather entertaining to watch.

In fact, I think people should focus more on enjoying games rather than doing things by the book.

[stuplaysbaseball]

Toby you can tackle by holding RT and B

[adammancool1]

you owe ezizo a cookie lol

[cry1459]

i wanna cookie D=

[88jmd]

While watching these videos i keep thinking of TayZonday's "I play game" song:)

[yaahtzeeeGaming]

Thumbs up if you skiped to the piont when he actually made it to the top of the tower!!!

[voldemortrules101]

@yaahtzeeeGaming Dude, you missed SO much LOLs..... = P

[callawayHXtour]

6:20 wait, you didn't play the first two games?!?! WHAAAA???

[FISHFRIEND27]

Yeah, it's really Ezio's fault, isn't it...

[rainstar999]

I don't play video games much but I just watch for the Toby-ness. xD

[juliannaquiroz]

LAWL ... just lawl xD

[888Ashie888]

30 videos down. 68 to go... Damn. XD

[TheJuppse]

How to double jump: Hold in sprint button and press A. You hav to climb to perform it :)

[htchk101]

Horse, You wanna teach me to climb??

[firedraco7110]

dammit! use your eagle vision toby!

[viriotie]

I don't even play this game, but I'm addicted to these videos.

[nomnomcupcake25]

one of those guys kept running over his fellow guards on his horse. noob.

[bakumaster719]

thumbs up if you got a smosh video as your ad for some sweet reason

[iSpeakstheTruth]

"i'm just gonna need to trample over some people. get back my ego..." lol

[richinsoulandspirit]

has he figured out yet that he has a bank account filled with f's?

[Jamatastic]

@richinsoulandspirit No

[UESjack]

Did anyone else notice the guy saying assassins will not attack from the front at around 9:20 while toby ran head first into a group of guards?

[5MRORANGE]

HOLY fuck!! just get rid of da horse rider first!!! use yo hidden Gun!!!

[Horses4ever8]

10:12 XD

[MusicalFan25]

But I want da pwetty horse... D: JK! ;D

[TwilightFanatic08]

LOL guard at 9:54

[tylolmac]

Dont be racist against black horses

[Xweetke]

I love his rambling =w= I only watch have of the video and play facebook games while listening to toby playing AS:B ... I also did it with Halo Reach. It's to much fun -w-

[KannaKurono]

What does Puss in Boots have to do with mass murder?

[shadowstrider43]

Oh...oh, dear...here begins the awesome horse thing, which he names Buscus. *facepalm*

[MikrhPrigkipissa1998]

5:10 You got money because you FINALLY climbed that tower! Thank God!

[ShakoraYomi]

hey guys remember that time toby spent a whole episode climbing a borgia tower?

[dbsk9872]

I was cracking up the entire time he was climbing the tower! Its like only a tiny part of his brain is actually focused on the game, while most is off somewhere else!

[iluvdaisukeanddark13]

"This is gonna be the best feeling B I've ever pushed."

And then his voice at 5:32 made me laugh so much!

[skittlesarecoulorful]

TOBUSCUS!!! your pretty horse is a horse of darkness, redness and whiteness!!!! :D

[theonlylunarmage]

2 great lines in under a minute.

"I threw C4 down the elevator shaft."

"Jump unto the haystack that is alway next to the pillars of wood."

[StevenJamesBlack]

Alright Toby creating vomit@tobygames@gaggle.com

[ihearthpdr]

Who else would love to play AC with Toby? xDD

[crazyoagirl]

"we did it audience! for those of you who are still watching for some reason."

i dont even play this game i just watch it for the LOLs xD

(..i mean its not like i watch it for your.. expertise *cough*noobasaurus*cough*)

[htchk101]

@crazyoagirl I totally agree....many lol's...

[terrorknight03]

@crazyoagirl I watch because I can't afford an xbox...and to complain at how shi**y he is at playing

[shadowstrider43]

You were raised in a lab? Are you a test tube baby, or something. Wait...C4 in the elevator? Ws that a Die Hard reference?

[AnimeGirl581]

"We did it, for those of you are still watching for some reason, we did it." I wasn't watching anymore.. i completely missed the whole part where he struggled..

[firepicka]

4:27 Where's my gingerbread cookie?!

[Loro400]

i wish toby would play more like this now. my hypothisis is its all duke nukem's fault toby should stop playing that and go back to his normal no-raging self

[MrSamosa10]

dont you know that you need to kill the horse and let the rider fall of and then kill him

[24videoman24]

my name is stephen :S i wont make an email for you! >:)

[TomIsAwesome123]

i laughed so hard at the beginning when the huge guy gives him a bear hug lol

[teryn2002]

00:18 Guard 1(Roy): maybe if I stab the ground I can dig a hole and dodge Guard 2 (Jim): fal*dies*

[TheScorpion0081]

Question of the Day:

If they made a AC movie ( That won't suck), Who would play as Ezio and why?

TYPE AND BE HEARD!

[JMV12345678912345678]

@TheScorpion0081 Some spanish/mexican actor thats looks like Ezio(of course :3) and a parkour/freerunner as a stunt double... Now wadda I get?

[TheScorpion0081]

@JMV12345678912345678 Really? I would think someone would say an italian freerunner ( Not to sound racist or anything). Why Spanish?

[JMV12345678912345678]

@TheScorpion0081 Ezio, in my opinion, has more of a hispanic accent then a italian one. But thats just my two cents..

[ihatecheese0101]

hahahah, love the ending, " i just need to trample some people." xDD

[ProjecktDieTraum]

@ihatecheese0101 And I love how he says it so quietly. It's adorable and so hilarious. 

[AlmostLover13Chou]

At 00:14 I swear one of the guards said "OHMYGOD"

[MsAxekiller]

i think they like you when they are grabing you................

[stdragongrl]

@greywilson11

How original. :-|

*sarcasm*

[greywilson11]

terribuscus :/

[WestNumber42149]

toby turner is my life

[LittleNinjaPuppy]

My cousin rides the horse with armor on it and she calls it 'Sprinkles' and everytime I'm there and on youtube, if she gets on the horse I'll start playing the theme song from Robot Unicorn

[Allthingsamazing1]

ok after your done with the gaurd rapage part skip to "5:20" unless you like seeing toby fail at climbing :p

[Garnuscus]

OH MA GAWD. I JUST SNEEZED IN A TOBUSCUS VIDEO. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. i HAVE SERIOUS WATCHED HUNDREDS OF HIS VIDEOS AND NEVER SNEEZED!!! I was like, "achoo!" *GASP!!!!*

ADKGHSJKGHKSGHKSDFHJKDHFGKJDH!

[vevo412]

i hope someone told him he can shoot while his sword is equiped when this series was being made

[nubsboy1]

no the horse is not stupit you are not good in ac brotherhood

[souleaterxstein]

05:24 We did it members of the audience! we climbed the wall! XD

[Lauraaa96xx]

yaa i got the pretty horse!

hes só pretty (:

lol

[coolerkater1991]

hello hello -.-

[qpr11Roxursox]

I turned on transcribe audio...

I'M SO CONFUSED

[vivagliassassin]

For those who care, 1:30- 5:24 is him trying to climb the same building over and over and over again.

[FortyTwoification]

"i have a package for you, it's MURDER" - t-shirt? anyone? would love one.

[MultiStarwars22]

perfect music when you set fire to that tower

[shadowstrider43]

@FortyTwoification

I know!Most of the really odd things he says I keep tabs of.Maybe I should send him the list...

[gamer1234321234]

@FortyTwoification i think quite a few people would have a problem with that one. they think you're crazy and arrest you, or someone shoots you... i doubt its gonna happen.

[LittleGreenPenguin]

@FortyTwoification And 'I have a package for you,' should be on the front and 'IT'S MURDER!' should be on the back xD I'd love one too!

[Yoshitorisae]

@FortyTwoification I would totally buy it.

And one with "Kill 'em with your Awesome." :D

[easilyexcitable95]

If Toby doesnt play AC Revelations I will press X at him until he has to hide in a haystack.....

[MegaDemon36]

tower that is



[MegaDemon36]

you got stuck on the same one as i did



[animeluver1342]

Whoever gave Toby C4 isn't vary smart ._."

Lol, jk :) Love you, Toby!!

[MissAriNicole]

Toby should remember, "Kill the horse the rider falls down". I know he doesnt wanna kill them xD But he should >_>

[IR0oS17xReaPZz]

Hello, I have a Package for you. Murder! freaking hilarious

[Gamewizard129]

Too Damn long climbing sh!!t



[MrPucciLucci]

that singing at 5:30 was me

[justsomebody23]

climbing stops at 5:20

[herofromthedark]

I totally watched the whole sequence of Toby climbing the tower (like a noobasaurus rex) and I don't regret it. Why? Cuz I was laughing the whole time- and not always because of Toby's comments! Hur hur :D

[filijapiboy]

yeah blame it all to Ezio...

[JamestheGingaNinja]

hello i have a package for you, its murder!

lmfao!

[megazon88]

5:15 ''we did it audience, for those still watching! and i made some money!'' climbs into tower ''this is going to be the best feeling B ive ever pressed''

of course im still watching, toby! were your AUDIENCE!!!

[MrRenard7785]

Uh... Who's Steven? (Stephen?)

[FanfareHD]

@MrRenard7785 his dinosaur

[GamerKitty45]

@MrRenard7785 Steven is his imaginary editor.

[TheDillbn]

@MrRenard7785 You did not just say that :O

[MrRenard7785]

@TheDillbn No, I did. I've only been watching these videos for a little while and I've heard the name come up a couple of times, so I"m wondering who that is.

[KojiroVelacour]

HOORAY!! FIVE MINUTE CLIMBING ADVENTURE!!!

[chickedii]

KNIFE TOUCH!!

[hat12071997]

the horse can climb better then tobe

[evangeline5432]

Hey, you didn't give us a giant ginger cookie!

[Lashb1ade]

I've spent longer climbing one of these...

[guardiandude]

you would think theborgias would learn to stop loading their towers with gunpowder...

[11rugar]

i have a package for u man, its muder

[scholar5212]

Wow, 4 minutes of climbing. Seriously?

[blacktigger14]

"hey! i have a package for you. it's MURDER!"

[wasdups]

watching him climb was just agonizing but i watched anyway

[TheShado123456789]

9 ppl vomited on there tv

[ColossalCow]

If anyone is bored of watching Toby climb, you can skip to 5:20

[Domenicomn]

YOU DESERVE THAT! FOR NOT BEING SO STEALTHY

[pokemon2856]

trample people= ego+

[XxTheJimsterxX]

*while riding horse then jumping onto a guard's horse and assassinating him*

"Hey, I have a package for you...it's murder!!!"

[kanzenatsume]

ohhh I got the pretty horse! XD

I thought the same! I always wanted to ride on those horses with clothes and armor and shit XD

[rt561]

Toby the f is Francos

[emilwii]

@rt561 Florins*

[rt561]

@emilwii Oh right I forgot. But Franco is also a Coin. I dont know if is it in Italia or in France

[emilwii]

@rt561 aha okay, iv'e never heard of francos before, so now i know :P :)

[rt561]

@emilwii loool

[noobnacho]

7:00- Horse racism! Dang it, Toby!

[felipe5083]

I never played this game before but i know what to do....

[felipe5083]

I never played this game before but i know what to do ...

[babyjesus3343]

thats what i do to boost mt ego.. trample people

[zeldafreakist]

ezio and the horsie match!

[Theevangelist10]

I was stuck on climbing this Borgia tower too! I thought you had to unlock the jump upwards and grasp technique thingy. i WAS still stuck on it... until now!!! (except the borgia guys pretty hard to kill and now i have to kill him again)

[Kovarr]

3:56 you can hear Toby starting to get peeved, lol.

[Rabbits6130]

Toby, there's a magical button called 'Y'. I'm beginning to think you're purposely neglecting it. Now it's going to go and die because you haven't pressed it. You murderer.

[kaeson359]

0k you need some pointers

first, you can use your throwing knives as melee weapons

next, go to barracks and get new weapons and armor every chance you get

finally, recruit everyone you see. and sell sell sell

[DynamesPermanence]

Buy some armor?!



[Gasmiina]

07.20

Nice horse, man!

For some reason, that sounded really funny

[StarrySuprisee]

watch "little superman dance" after this

[hamburgerjuicesauce]

Expensive vomit 

[Elitedarkdragon]

I WIKE UR HORSE :D

U should name it Obuscus

[AwesameTori25]

THERE WAS AN ELEVATOR????

[mustangrocks24]

when you called for your new horse i said in the gayest voice ever"OMD it matches Ezios outfit!" and you sould name your horse seabuscus

[Puchigardiechan]

I like your new horsey~!

[MrJon469]

Remember if you jump no a side of a building the horse men will get off their horses

[assassino912]

lol he got more health when he was hurt withought medicine but he doesnt have the apple of Eden yet

[assassino912]

if a guard is blinking red/whit just hit him and ull do 1 hit kill everytime

[ZankuroMinazuki]

I cheered, laughed, and had a tear or two at 5:21

[ATurtleOutranYou]

thumbs up if you watched the whole thing even though you knew he would fail half the video =D

[Diam0nae]

Boop.

[ircuteskitty]

toby you wanted to get a white horse and you wanted a black horse also well I'm pretty sure that horese was a zebra so yoiu get both your wishes :)

[redninja00]

this mite have been the BEST episode EVER

[crazyman8071]

TOO MANY GUARDS fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccc­cccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkk

[BloodRain15]

"now he's dead-- now he's alive still"

[Itylus]

Haha, in your horse! In your horses face!

[Shahar333]

1:30 - toby starts climbing

2:10 - toby is still climbing

2:30 - toby is still climbing (he should've been done by now right?)

3:00 - toby is still climbing (wtf?)

*Skips to 4:30*

4:30 - toby is still freaking climbing

*suicides*

[awesomelyquietgirl]

@Shahar333 and he still didn't finish climbing until 5:35 xP

[jonatan007lbp]

@Shahar333 he did warn you at 3:05

[Shahar333]

@jonatan007lbp

I skipped that part

[jonatan007lbp]

@Shahar333 well thr u go

[Transformers101ful]

@Shahar333 this is real funnie this makes the gun funnier

[megazon88]

@Shahar333 he actually fell down at 3:35 too!!!!

[THOSEpeople1]

@Shahar333 hey Im pretty decent at this game and i was confused on it! :P

[TheCoolDude110]

@Shahar333 Suiciding isn't actually a word -_-

[Shahar333]

@TheCoolDude110

*commits suicide*

happy now?

[TheCoolDude110]

@Shahar333 I am. It's just so stupid to think that suiciding is actually a word...

[Shahar333]

@TheCoolDude110

Don't worry, being 12 years old will pass soon, I promise.

[TheCoolDude110]

@Shahar333 lmao, says the kid who thinks suiciding is a word xP