Phoenix Wright vs. Jack Thompson

[TheFlyingStar11]

Phoenix: OBJECTION!

Jack: *???*

[lego4366]

nice

[SATIROENLINEA]

idiot



[nughumper69]

*clicks dislike*

TAKE THAT!

[MrEvilPhoenix]

Jack Thompson stare at everything. Phoenix Wright can object at everything. Jack Thompson doesn't like objections. Phoenix Wright becomes a hobo. Jack Thompson doesn't like hobo's. PHOENIX WRIGHT OWNS JACK THOMPSON!

[entertainmentsteve]

Please let him be a lawyer again, so he can face Franziska and her whip!

[DiegoRyu12]

who the fuck is jack thompson?

[Theycallmetomu]

This would have been funnier if you had had Jack say something retarded and THEN have him scream out objection.

[Zikar]

Indeed. But that would have taken more than a minute and I was being lazy ;)

[Theycallmetomu]

NO STARS FOR YOU then.

[Zikar]

Well fiiine!

;)

I'm amazed I even have 3 on this vid.

[Kingofeurope]

OBJECTION! The Hot Coffee mod wasn't meant to be in the game! It's a MOD!

[grenadier42]

As much as I fucking loathe Jack Thompson, Hot Coffee was actually in the game. It just isn't normally accessible.

[PirateoftheTouYube]

It was not a mod and it was in game. But Jack Thompson(ofabitch) still sucks.

[AmiFey]

So who won?

[roxasne0]

chucknorris

[AmiFey]

Phoenix/ Jack Thompson(in unison): OBJECTION! I won!

[RobloxMario]

I think it's safe to say Phoenix won that case...

[Imsocoolman5]

HE ALWAYS WINS THE CASE!!!!!!!!

[Theycallmetomu]

Except for that one time he didn't (OMFG SPOILERZ!)

[ccricers]

Capcom should spoof Jack Thompson in one of the PW games. He would be the pushover lawyer in the easy-to-beat first case.

[Tyroth]

Isn't that Winston Payne? I believe it says in his profile that he's generally bad at getting his points across. I think Capcom beat ya to the punch there lol

[TheTaiyakiGuy]

One day, Together, the Dream Team of Phoenix Wright, Apollo Justice, and Denzel Washington shall dispel the evil that is Jack Thompson, once and for all!

[DavidELD]

But Back Thompson is a defense attorney like Pheonix Wright (not as good though), so you'll need prosecutors to take him on. The dream prosecution team will consist of Miles Edgeworth, Godot, Klavier Gavin, and both Von Karmas.

[Theycallmetomu]

Wasn't Jack permanently disbarred for filing frivolous lawsuits or something?

[TheTaiyakiGuy]

I believe that was after this video. Whether it was before or after my comment idk.

Like any of us miss him.

[MrGmoder]

OBJECTION!

[Ooyo00]

Epic Fail.

[zhazha23]

COWBELL HERO!

[cellm823]

Guily as charged, AND DAMN IT IT'S RIGHT!!!

[ImADudest]

wtf was that? take this bs off, its a waste of space

[musicfanboy08]

why not have Wright refute JT's argument, then play the cornered theme, show JT freaking out and fainting, then have the judge say "I find the defendant, Nintendo, NOT GUILTY!

[MegatronYES]

That's not a video.

[Sonicthehedgehog1899]

Phoenix should've bitch-slapped him. How's THAT for videogame violence, Smack Thompson?

[crackman64]

You, sir, should be a game designer. I'd buy it.

[Tabuu101]

Phoenix Wright will kick Jack Thompson's ASS!

[Zikar]

He already did heh, Jack got disbarred :p

[Tabuu101]

AWSOME!!!! :)

[crackman64]

*Play's Turnabout Sisters Theme*

[BlueNinjaKoopa]

Cornered Theme owns!

[deadlysnipe12]

@Zikar Hate to be the one to say it, but Phoenix did too. :(

[crackman64]

Guilty.

[RyanDrummoud1234]

innocent

[Rosie937]

OBJECTION!!!! guilty maximum charge

[RyanDrummoud1234]

SETANED!!!! innocent maximum charge

[BlueNinjaKoopa]

You mean sustained.

[RyanDrummoud1234]

no.

[BlueNinjaKoopa]

Yes.

[birdieboy97]

lol....OBJECTION!!1!!!!11! once yelled that out in class once when i got an answer wrong.... >_>

[Nodrog666]

I couldn't think of anyone better to defend video games than Phoenix Wright. :P

[xeratule]

JT: Video game makes violence

*OBJECTION*

PW: do you have proof? because there were violence before video games ever existed

JT: uhh but video games are everywhere in time

PW: video games existed in the 1970's, the lost technology that the romans found didnt include video games

Judge: I agree with phoenix wright, jack thompson doesnt have proof that violence are caused by video games, especcialy back then, jack thompson loses his attorney bad forever.

JT: NOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMNIT WHY!?!?!?!

[xeratule]

badge*

[NovaTheSilent]

Payne: And I thought I stunk at defending my case...

[PrinceSeiran]

So epic. You should write a fanfic about that XD

[xeratule]

yeah thats how i can picture phoenix wright if he is real 10 years in the future.

[rokumanxes1986]

That just happened a few days ago.

Err... well, it was a bit less epic, but... Kinda the same.

[Theycallmetomu]

No no no. See, in these cases, Phoenix would be defending Capcom against a specific instance. So Jack would be like "Blah blah, a once healthy happy boy, SUDDENLY MURDERED THREE GUYS after playing this game." and then you'd have to go to the inventory and pick out the backstory thing that says that he had been secretly cutting himself and scream "OBJECTION!" You can't just object without presenting evidence. That's not the Ace Attorney way!

[XEmzie123X]

I object.

OBJECTION RANDOM MAN!

[CheeseDeluxe]

OVERRULED!

[xeratule]

*hit you with the whip*

[JohneyRainbow]

lame

[Zikar]

Okay.

[xeratule]

pheonix wright > jack thompson.

[ultimashotgun002]

OBJECTION!

[Zikar]

HOLD IT!

[259]

TAKE THAT!

[ShadowMaskPrime]

GOTCHA!

[CheeseDeluxe]

THISEXCLAMATIONISBLANK!

[popolynn2]

lol I see the word sex

[yinyang147]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! *hair loss*

[gocrazed1]

*does a spit take with coffee*

[Ben00723]

lol that is sooo good! OBJECTION!

[Edgemaster000]

Coming Soon

[Doorstopper5867]

...bad-ass.

[seydaman123]

AHAHAHAH i laughed for like 5 straight minutes liooool

[DMitsukirules]

greatest 2 second video ever

[Zikar]

Huzzah!

[PandaFau]

Jack Thompson: Video games make you violent blah blah blah

Phoniex Wright:Objection!

LOL

[n1vRuC]

omg, I think I peed myself

[Zikar]

Then my work here is done!

[NeoLucario]

Phoenix Wright pwns Jack(ass) Thompson!

[TobiIsAGoodBoy1]

they only thing that would top this is seen Old jacko in an anti game speach and out of the blue a plasma grenade hits him in the head!

[iruiz29]

Lol...the army trains on Halo and Jack Thompson studied law playing Pheonix Wright

[Zikar]

That would certainly explain his knowledge (or lack thereof) of the legal system...

[DrButler]

He must have 'trained' on the game Doom

[TOADROCKS]

Phoenix Wright pwns

[sidar87]

i wouldnt be suprised if Capcom made a character named Dick tompson

because the names always tell somthing about the characters.

[Chocobofantasy]

i wish pheonix was real jack would have shut his yapper a looooooooooooong time ago