Getting a Hard-On in the USMC

[WuBBzY509]

is it just me or did that guy have a big dip in?

[giggler609]

big thing with the marine corps..."hurry up and wait." so yeah they get really bored, trust me i hear about it, i'm engaged to a marine,and when your that bored, they find the most random shit to do to pass the time. i think this is hilarious!

[991Weeman]

fucken Americans so unprofessional but so funny. 

[RoboCorndog]

gald to see r military HARD at work

[WuBBzY509]

@RoboCorndog ooooohhhh yyooooouuuu ^_^

[YourMinecraftNeeds]

@RoboCorndog They have really been through alot, they would all be broken and weak if they didn't EVER have a little bit of time to have some fun.

[XxinthezonexX]

I would had unzipped his pants and deepthroat that rod until he came down my throat :)

[diskretesukr]

@XxinthezonexX  i agree with u there bud

[candie8301972]

That is totally gay... LOL>>>> You cannot touch another mans boner.... Lmao.. ha ha... I am the only one allowed to do that cause I am a girl... Roflmao...

[jcoolomar6286]

u all r sooo gay acting like gay freaks! ty 8past8

[jcoolomar6286]

-,- u all r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo retarded lol! sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo retarded! xD

[8past8]

CUT.PRINT.GAY.

[kamwilly]

hey nice drawing!

[mrraymondvargas]

I want to be in the army

[iscenesterchick]

Lol interesting

[MRpinkee33]

this video is most popular with

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 55-64 .....

[gadawgnaz]

Dudes, leave the guys junk alone.

[jcoolomar6286]

@gadawgnaz thank you! they should leave it alone lol!

[nymja]

90% of men (gay, straight or whatever) are fascinated by d*ck. If we weren't into it than the only porn around would be lesbian porn.

[auaiao9]

It's hard to tell anything in those pants

[pvcaseyg]

ha

[onroute93]

oh i miss being in the Navy because of this... seeing the hot guys with boners

[purplewg]

He maybe dreaming of pussy! Lol...

[mars91tc]

All of u callin this gay r immature. I dont support the military but still, after constant work all day little things like is are bound to be funny.

[MrKittrider2000]

Don't anyone talk to me anymore about don't ask; don't tell rule because it's bull-shit. Another thing I don't want to discuss is homophobia in the USMC. And one more thing; don't talk to me about the so-called WAR ON TERROR. Because when it comes to bull-shit; BIG TIME MAJOR LEAGUE BULL-SHIT; YOU HAVE TO STAND IN AWE; IN AWE; OF THE ALL TIME CHAMPION OF FALSE PROMISES AND EXAGGERATED CLAIMS; RELIGION, AMERICAN DREAMS; PRIDE; AND SEXUALITY.

[racemate]

All they are doing is joking around about the mini-boner... it is funny shit. If that is a boNeR I feel sorry for his GF MUAHAHA

[kiteekitten]

at 1:37 they guy on the right has his junk out... ---_---

[farrahinab]

@kiteekitten what the hell are you talking about no he doesnt?

[IamWesLowe]

"Daddy, what did you do in the war?"

"Well son, I poked a sleeping guy's hard on with a broom handle."

"Daddy can we never talk about this again?"

[Suertsje]

@IamWesLowe XD

[2011Devildog]

all you little fucks who called these guys gay need to get your ass kicked, have some respect these men are fighting and dieing for you and your freedom.. its gotta be boring in the fleet they have nothing to do they don't have your fucking lugsuries and every one of them can kick all your ass's at once

[javyisthis300]

4:33

-"It's okay dude."

-"Your Bonerific!"

lmfao!

[HappyBorg]

i frickin lol'd, this is funny :)

[victorialoggia77]

lol lol lo that is hilarious i laughed so hard guys just having fun

[bowtecdimond88]

thats fucking halarious

[aghlrg]

damn, what is there to do all day? at least give a itinerary and everyone will understand why u guys do this.

[kikpik1]

LMFAO! I was dying laughing! HAHAH its hard to stop laughing lol

[TheThedrewstan]

i swear at The time 1:35 on the vid they guy walking out the door has his penis out, at least that's what it looks like from the side angle

[frtguy80]

@TheThedrewstan I think you are right

[TheThedrewstan]

@frtguy80 i know rite.

[ballenberkley]

the redbull can was priceless...

[daintyorange20]

thats cool, i hear the new thing is poking your friends dick.

what a bunch of fags. somebodies insecure about their own dick size.

[abqskinhead]

Playing with another mans cock, lol.

[ntvien00]

I bet they fucked each other in the ass...lol

[akmad64]

Does anyone notice that at 1:35 this kid had his mouth expressly closed then at 1:38 you see why! Another soldier has his cock out for him to suck. Then he must notice the camera on his tool cause he splits real quick like. Nice cock though!

[dsjj251]

@akmad64 wow, you type in " getting in to the USMC" and this is the first thing that comes up,LMFAO.

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and LOL, i saw that part at 1:35, at first i thought "NO WAY" but then if you pause it you can see it. Ha ha.

[RotchCrocket80]

@akmad64 i think thats his jacket

[jumski]

hahahahahahah!

[Lelly26]

Lol way too funny.

Omg I can't believe it took him so long to wake up.

Did you guys show him this video?

[GladiatorHBL]

fucking Hillarious, like I said marine training's hard (pun intended)

[lexx4eva74]

lmao...



[fordranger63]

i'm gay but that video isn't. its just a bunch of guys fucking around. its hilarious. but it does demonstrate that penises aren't all that dangerous.

[jtizzle369]

lol yall crazy as hell

[deliciousmorton]

no, this isn't homoerotic.  you've just epitomized the marine corps. semper fi guys.

[MisterBrightside76]

Interesting! A bunch of 'straight' soldiers can play with another soldiers 'unit' and it's cool and funny, they're just killin time. But one gay soldier admits he has a boyfriend and OMG! We need to ship him out of here! What if he looks at us in the shower!

[vluu1991]

you'd be very surprised how much the marine corps actually let's slip through.

[Dax1]

our U.S. Marines ROCK!! lol

[gentarotway]

Gay, not gay, whatever... it still stands they're making fun of and messing with a guys' dick... That's just stupid and retarded... Nice to know that above all else that they could be doing with their time, this is where they spent it...

[cherryt08]

HAHAA oh wow! XD

[ilovemymarine1771]

BAHAHA. thats so awkward i love it

[anteracmacash]

Boner Golf XD XD

hahahahahahaha

[dalekrueger]

he is a normal healthy male

[Alaskatooregon]

Lol omg that's funny lol! Three more years and I will be signin up!

[diskretesukr]

damn. i wanna join now lol

[lowde2000]

They are way too interested in the guy's junk.

[stickstr8up]

@lowde2000 You're right! Even most gay men I know aren't as interested in another man's penis the way these guys are. These dudes will prob be kicked out of the military soon once their commander sees this vid and finds out they play with one another's d*cks!

[sdmopar]

Ok good, its not just my platoon..lol

[paradox9891]

i died at 3:30, that shit is ridiculous!!XD

[punker9105]

"Shit shit shit Gunny's coming"

[Pochinu]

"Your boneriffic!" :D

[danngazz]

Why dont they play with there own dicks ? I guess there tired of that too.

[hotfemboy]

LOL!!!!!!!

[elebunny45]

this is what happens in a world without women.

[moonkid1982]

SUCK IT! don't just stare at it

[svmgv]

Yah, not gay at all guys!

[Holycani]

lol

[judopuns]

People able to joke about being gay often means you're not self-conscious about being straight, and the straight guys that can joke around with shit like this are often less gay than the guys that would be like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO GAY"

[designx86]

I am gay and I thought putting the can on his dick and playing golf with it was funny. Not homoerotic. Just funny. Give the guys a break. They are way more brave than most of us. Must be a lot of boring down time out there.

[Thefilthsurroundsus]

Stop calling them soldiers...

[holj91]

sheesh those soldiers are such asses. like this is going to make someone want to enlist.

[woodenlegnamedsmith]

u guys r hilarious!!

[shade431]

just fun man, passn away the boredom, thanks guys

[cruzaroni]

I'm glad these soldiers are keeping an eye on each others' cocks.

[macmybiotchup]

Nothing says homosexual like a full five minute video regarding one nocturnal erection.

[gugenheim84]

Hilarious!

[bworiginal]

Too bad it isn't throbbing.

[BlayneAndMaximus]

... but gays in the military are the REAL threat...

[NativeNewYorkGuy]

Gee, exactly how are Gays in the military the "REAL" threat? There have been Gays serving in ALL Armies all through history ...including our own.

Many Gays have fought and continue to protect the freedoms of idiots like you. Be thankful.

Ignorance is the biggest and most real threat.

[didusaywat19]

simple things amuse simple minds! lol

[SmilingIbis]

Oh for god's sake: all men who are not impotent get erections in their sleep.

It's time you shitheads grew up or just tried to live your fantasies instead of pretending something is wrong with someone else.

[xgooserx]

that sentence didn't make sense. and you are a dumbass

[aeroldoth]

How boring. Some military guys delicately tap a sleeping guy's dick. As a gay man, I found this incredibly boring. There are a zillion things more exciting on the net than this.

[TheMcCubby]

For some reason I don't think it was meant to be homoerotic. I mean, I guess you could look at it that way, but you miss the entire point of it being funny as hell.

[aeroldoth]

I don't see how it's funny as hell. I mean, if you're gonna mess with a sleeping guy's dick, be a little braver than gently touching it with a ten foot pole.

Use whipped cream, draw on it with a marker, shave his pubes, stick a melon on it... get crazy.

Or, you could just respect him and leave his dick alone. Dicks are serious business. Don't grab one unless you're prepared to do something with it.

I know I am. : P

[MilofromPepperAnn]

draw on his dick and stick a melon on it? WTF that perverted, not funny

[david052856]

lol its hot to think that alot of the maines actually mess around for real haha

[Gay1Guy]

Those machine guns next to their beds makes you realise how scary their jobs really are...so a bit of humour may be needed to get by.

[the86driver]

hehe funny lol!

[rexandlef]

That couldnt be a boner!!! Are you guys jealous??? he was really cute!!!!

mean marines, especially the one with the cam and the weird sounds!! :p

[rexandlef]

No no no.. you guys are meaaaaan!!!!

[DaveyIsHappy]

what a bunch of fucking morons

[chyrd]

what happened to don't ask don't tell?

[littlegrunt1117]

FLAWLESS

[xxxxxAirXXPlanesxxxx]

"We played T-Ball with his c#%k" Epic lol.

[OrangeHarrisson]

I never laughed so hard of my life.

[6972jake]

The guy making the weird noises when he is touching his friends boner, must make pretty weird noises when he jacks off. All these guys are probably popping a boner themselves. Bunch of cute jugheads, to bad they all look about 16.

[soapsudsenemas]

don't ask-don't tell is alive and well in the Marine Corps i guess

[deanmartinlover]

lol he has a pinky dicky lol poor guy

[jhont5804]

these are normal guys just having fun. good for them.

[speier]

why do military dudes incist on making themselves look gayer and gayer every week?

[sizebig]

dude boners happin,

[LilyoftheVale]

Wow... guess our boys were really bored... poor guys...lol

[ruthlessx]

As funny as the redbull was, this is the gayest thing ive seen all week...

[robshookphoto]

its not gay at all...

people are so homohobic ALL THE TIME that they cant even make a joke without being called gay. Your retarded dude there was absolutley nothing sexual about that.

[MagellansUnderwear]

it is a grown man playing with another man's dick. That's kind of gay.

[CaptDouchebag]

Who cares if they are gay? They're dying to protect my country... Gay or not, they have balls of steel and hearts of gold.

[cycoboy817]

@robshookphoto LOL agreeed

[uberwolfman]

Fuckin Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[kunjidee]

Right, and you think putting up juvenile little high-school mentality videos like THIS to portray the USMC is doing you guys a service huh?

[mercsan117]

You havent been in the Marines then. Boredom sets in VERY fast after dealing with bullshit for about 2 years straight.

[rigso321]

I guess don't ask don't tell isn't working that well HAHA

[jacobleejones123]

Um... Go to 1:37

notice the shadow... lol

[VicariousReality7]

Oh god

[eaglebeak65]

REDBULL gives you Wiings LOL

[neetfif]

does morning wood happen like EVERY morning??

[hevvyn7kiss]

blah blah blah. get the hell over it. They protect our country, so let them have their fuckin fun, bitches. :D USMC ROCKS!!!

[gmc0422]

You guys are BAAAD! Funny anyway! LMAO

[hotpornstar11]

use to know that guy who he messing around with the other guy boner he is a jack ass lmafo

[mexicancricket7]

cool sketch of a skull demon.

oh, and for the boner thing, it was funny ha!

[GoldDronzer]

Internet warriors have nothing to lose.

Therefore, they cant talk shit to anyone.

[GoldDronzer]

how gay

[asadaburrito]

Those guys seem pretty focused on his boner.

[brett53087]

I meant classic ignorance to "reedforcongress"'s comment about asking for maturity. He has no fucking clue what he is talking about. I am in the Air Force and I will freely admit that the Marines sacrafice more than any other branch by a landslide, you are tough and I'm glad you are on OUR side.  You deserve credit for what you do, god forbid you happen to spend 5 minutes joking around on youtube. Congress can die in a fire.

[lanalovee]

hahaha.. semper fi to that

[nmangelo]

sexy boys

[OnlySuzyV]

lmao wow...

[BAAAMM124]

AHAHAHAH

[tferg73]

tee ball with his cock!!!!! hilarious! id fuck all these dudes!

[brett53087]

classic ignorance

[kunjidee]

I agree, these guys make themselves look like complete retards and homos.

[72ve17]

teasing each other makes time fly ....

[andiamo24]

i dont know when you guys saw a real boner the last time. but let me tell you, this wasnt a boner... give a brand new camera to a little guy and he is playing like a big one....

[usm2203]

That was tent city in fallujah. I had just bought a shiney new camera and was acting like a retard for about 3 weeks.

[bigjoe0844]

this shit is priceless.

looks like one of the tents in kuwait( buhering maybe?)

but um i wouldnt have posted this on the web.

but its still funny.

semper fi

[waterworld1234]

hehe OORAHH

[timberland1108]

chill out let them have sum fun

[OkayWhoBroughtTheDog]

You know, if I were a guy in the millitary and found out some other dudes were playing with my dick while I slept and UPLOADED IT ON THE INTERNET, well I wouldn't quite mind getting blindsided by a roadside bomb.

[bringbackthemetal]

Someone's a whiny homophobe.

[Jemlink]

I wouldn't quite mind THEM getting blindsided by a roadside bomb, rather.

[gerry2790]

Well if you're horny and enjoy roadside bombs, fuck off dude!

[hotpornstar11]

woow a room full of marines and a marine has a huge boner and there missing with it priceless lmao =]

[subitch2]

frigging halarious! Loved it! Ahh the things we do when we get so friggin board out of our minds. My utube handle subitch2 will give you some ideas! Boy do I miss submarines! Want to play Army you lay down I blow you up!

[playakiel]

sexy boys grgrgr

[747K]

That funny!! have you had that done to you?