"we've got no captain and we've got no first officer to replace him-yeah we do" "prepare to make the jump to lightspeed" "Set a course to Tatooine, warp factor 8" "Dammit, R2-D2 fix the hyperdrive motivator" "Someone must have stolen urgh, boba fett" "we can't go there cause that planet existed a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away" "Uss Enterprise! VADER!" "Switch off the targeting computer!" "May the force be with me" "Forgive me, you must" "enough captain kirk i am-My father nooooooo"
Even at lightspeed it would take four years to reach the nearest star. BSG's jump is the most scienticically accurate of all the explained interstellar travel aspects.
@Saibrock Yes, but Kirk doesn't know that because he's learned everything from films. He's confused Warp with Lightspeed, so he's not going to know what speed the damn thing can go at.
@Saibrock it can and it did. they changed the "warp scale" in TNG and later shows so that the ships were supposedly faster and yet you couldn't go beyond warp 9.
Omygod this is so funny!! I think it's funny that I got all the references... And I'm a 15 year old girl :) isn't the nebecenezzer (or however u spell it) from the matrix?
@thebubblearmy@Aristotile1 The Nebuchadnezzar was the name of Morpheus' ship in The Matrix. It's a Biblical reference to Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon. A lot of the ships in The Matrix have names referencing different mythologies, such as Osiris, Shiva and Mjolnir.
@27mapleleafs It's a reference to "Hook." Peter Pan returns to neverland (as an adult), and Rufio is the guy who has replaced him as leader of the Lost Boys. It's a terrific movie, if you haven't seen it.
LOL closed captionsed "Scotty redirect all power to the sheilds, mr. checkoff(***) order all the crew to battle stations " turns into "study, redirect all the politicains with the checkoff world of havana stations"
Actually, mass DOES matter in outer space. Acceleration = force divided by mass. Plus, the ship has weight if it's in a black hole's gravitational field.
u there! ewok! fetch me excalibur. the Nebuchadnezzar will not survive and i will not rest until ive killed every terminator in jurassic park!! ROOFIO!!
So this is a Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica (frak), Lord of the Rings (elvish), Excalibur, Matrix, Terminator, Jurassic Park, & Hook (Rufiooo) cross over!!!... LOL
Actually sounded like Twilek
DaTaurenGangsta 3 days ago
oh wow
Notthespleen 1 week ago
LMAO who put that idiot in command hahahah!
Dracoti 1 week ago
I really am confused. Which Goa'uld system lord was that supposed to be?
davidls11 1 week ago 10
@davidls11 The Wraith
Q3hero 1 week ago
ROFL CHOOPER
silentshadow456 1 week ago
so he blows up the ship while their romulan troops are still on board? xD
Erkras 1 week ago
And this how I exactly feeled watching new star trek disaster. thx .)
tomsule 2 weeks ago
Get the fuck off star trek and go kill star wars.
jessywithay1 2 weeks ago
wth did i just watch lol
Calladara 2 weeks ago
MegaBroTime 2 weeks ago
ok that was just werid....he fired on the ship with his 2 troops on there
6oobs 2 weeks ago
Did anyone hear the music when Nero speaks? It's from Spellforce 2. HA! Gotcha another reference! :p
DonSp3Edy 3 weeks ago
i get every single reference in this...
lorddan91 3 weeks ago
@lorddan91 ok wahts a nebuchadnezzar
G4MERM4D09 2 weeks ago
@G4MERM4D09 the matrix. it's the ship that they fly in through the sewers in the real world
MegaBroTime 2 weeks ago
@G4MERM4D09 tbf i would of gotten that anyway.
lorddan91 2 weeks ago
Frak lol Battlestar!
MrSieish 4 weeks ago
What?! No... I'm beaming my soldiers aboard...
RandomPersonNumber73 1 month ago
Even at lightspeed it would take four years to reach the nearest star. BSG's jump is the most scienticically accurate of all the explained interstellar travel aspects.
theknightswhosayfrak 1 month ago
The original Enterprise can't go Warp 8...
Saibrock 1 month ago
@Saibrock Yes, but Kirk doesn't know that because he's learned everything from films. He's confused Warp with Lightspeed, so he's not going to know what speed the damn thing can go at.
WolfsGamingBlog 1 month ago
@Saibrock it can and it did. they changed the "warp scale" in TNG and later shows so that the ships were supposedly faster and yet you couldn't go beyond warp 9.
XSC3 3 weeks ago
scroll up, your missing the video
Nitroglycerine1000 1 month ago
ah...NO..NOOOO....*explosion*
aliadas01 1 month ago
Omygod this is so funny!! I think it's funny that I got all the references... And I'm a 15 year old girl :) isn't the nebecenezzer (or however u spell it) from the matrix?
thebubblearmy 1 month ago
@thebubblearmy Nebuchanezzar was a king from the book of daniel in the bible. He is the one that threw daniel in the lion's den.
Aristotile1 1 month ago
@Aristotile1 ya but wasnt it the huge ship?? have you ever seen the matrix? i dunno... im pretty sure it was also a ship in the matrix
thebubblearmy 1 month ago
@thebubblearmy honestly, i have never seen the matrix. so idk.
Aristotile1 1 month ago
@thebubblearmy @Aristotile1 The Nebuchadnezzar was the name of Morpheus' ship in The Matrix. It's a Biblical reference to Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon. A lot of the ships in The Matrix have names referencing different mythologies, such as Osiris, Shiva and Mjolnir.
jackamatyus 1 month ago
Epic Trolling, So Awesome!!
judikerr 1 month ago
Aah too many references!!!
heresthadude1080 1 month ago 2
What does rufio mean
27mapleleafs 1 month ago
@27mapleleafs It's a reference to "Hook." Peter Pan returns to neverland (as an adult), and Rufio is the guy who has replaced him as leader of the Lost Boys. It's a terrific movie, if you haven't seen it.
JediGuy1138 1 month ago
@27mapleleafs Rufio is the name & catchphrase of Peter Pan's rival from the movie Hook. Rufio likes to yell his own name & have others yell it, too.
eutue 1 month ago
Refrence overload . . .
Narok24 1 month ago
I got every reference in this. I feel like an almighty nerd atm..
MegaBroTime 1 month ago
@MegaBroTime could you list all the references except the star wars ones?
Sephirothowns1999 1 month ago
@Sephirothowns1999 from about 1:53 and onward like "frak" or nebakanezer etc. XD
MegaBroTime 2 weeks ago
LOL closed captionsed "Scotty redirect all power to the sheilds, mr. checkoff(***) order all the crew to battle stations " turns into "study, redirect all the politicains with the checkoff world of havana stations"
Bl00dyD34th 1 month ago
Kirk: FRAK!
Sulu: Jesus Christ...
TheTVTastic 1 month ago 2
This deserves at least 5 million views.
danloony555 1 month ago
Fetch me Excalibur so I can kill every terminator in Jurassic park
JoeyFrost3264 1 month ago
So he's seen EVERY movie BUT Star Trek? That boy has not lived.
WithATwist19 1 month ago
At first, I thought Kirk had been made into a character from Star Wars, but near the end? WTH?
ThePremize 1 month ago
Leave it to George Lucas to remaster something into a shitball
Yaishto 1 month ago
RUFIO. Oh my god I just realized that's what he was saying, oh my god this vid has just won eighty bazillion awesome points, that's fantastic
KitCatch22 1 month ago 22
@KitCatch22 This, so much. Me and my sister were fangirling xDD
starbucks9119 1 month ago
@starbucks9119 I know, I kinda squealed when I got that part XD
KitCatch22 1 month ago
@KitCatch22 I dont get it :P
SzicoVII 3 days ago
@SzicoVII cuz u never saw the movie: Hook
u shood go see it...
W0mb0l0gy 9 hours ago
What is FRACK?!
Spec0pleader 2 months ago 2
@Spec0pleader
They used the word 'frack' instead of 'fuck' on Battlestar Galactica to get around the censors :)
Entilodont 2 months ago
@Entilodont OHHH
Spec0pleader 2 months ago
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@Spec0pleader a Curse word troops use in battlestar galactic
MrSieish 3 weeks ago
Actually, mass DOES matter in outer space. Acceleration = force divided by mass. Plus, the ship has weight if it's in a black hole's gravitational field.
tifforo1 2 months ago
Frack! DX-
lol :)
Insomniacwithnolife 2 months ago
Did Spock smile when Sulu got stabbed? Well, what else would you expect from a planet who owns a town that is a wretched hive of scum and villainy?
Desert planets...
heresthadude1080 2 months ago
rufio rufio rufio!!!! is it too bad that i understood every single pun?
carlos1191980 2 months ago
@carlos1191980
I'm not pan, I'm peter banner
conlaugh 1 month ago
@carlos1191980 I got them all, too, lol
SinsofMidnight 1 month ago
"URAHUARE i just got stabbed" were sulu's last words
1113megamanx 2 months ago
Your school u should add MrBrokenglasses on YouTube
DaBeat174 2 months ago
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WHAT THE FAX MACHINE
EpicMaOfEpicocity 2 months ago
Spoiler alert i am your father!
Robbi983 2 months ago
FYI nubuchadnezzar is a babylonian king who destroyed solomon's temple.
gunthertheczech 2 months ago
@gunthertheczech It was also the name of Morpheus' ship in The Matrix >.>
RagnosRox 2 months ago
@RagnosRox never knew that
gunthertheczech 2 months ago
@gunthertheczech It's also a reference to the Matrix. Where have you been? Inside Harvard Univ's Library basement?
mabiniss2 1 month ago
And I will not rest untill I've killed every terminator in jurassic park! =)
xSargentAlx 2 months ago 11
wtf that alien just blew up the ship while his dudes were still on... way to go with the loyalism
xxEV1LM0NKEYxx 2 months ago
Proper jokes
jazzray691 2 months ago
u there! ewok! fetch me excalibur. the Nebuchadnezzar will not survive and i will not rest until ive killed every terminator in jurassic park!! ROOFIO!!
RissyRoman 3 months ago 65
@RissyRoman Best comment I've seen in a long time.
kristjanarn 3 weeks ago
@RissyRoman nevermind i just realized you copied that from the video, WHERE HAVE ALL THE ORIGINAL COMMENTS GONE? FFFUUUUUUUU--
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adityamaddali87 3 weeks ago
YUHHHH i just got stabbed
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Thumbs up for going to Tatooine
BigBlueBomb22 3 months ago
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TheMortekai 3 months ago 159
@TheMortekai Would be funny if a response to your character got top comment, and yours didnt, so that people actually would look for that comment :D
windtitandeviljaina 3 weeks ago
@windtitandeviljaina Icwutudidderr...
MW3CanDieInAHole 3 weeks ago
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smashbro47 2 weeks ago
lol Written and Directed by George Lucas
Idunhavanamez 3 months ago 2
RUFIO!
DoctorOzn 3 months ago
MOAR POP CULTURE REFERENCES
Codeman90 3 months ago
cool story bro
TheGrimstalker 3 months ago
peter pan refernce yea
... i gues he played roles in those films etc :O
or its just random whatever
AleksisMichael 3 months ago
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AleksisMichael 3 months ago
Whos the main guy that does all the Animation voices?
HellKitties 3 months ago
@HellKitties i believe it's Vinny :P
neveranythingtodoXD 3 months ago
this just tells me how much awesomer star trek is
talkindurinthemovie 3 months ago
468 people don't know who Ruffio is.
dayday5178 3 months ago
@dayday5178 i guess u can count me as 469
roadracerac1227 3 months ago
@roadracerac1227 it's a reference from a movie titled Hook. It's about peter pan after he grows up
dayday5178 3 months ago
The Screen is a LIE!
Grishaatwar 3 months ago in playlist Grishaatwar's favourites
lol. george lucas... whens the last time u made a Good movie??
Ratty13rat 3 months ago
someone mustve stolen it. grrrr. BOBA FETT!!! lol
roadracerac1227 3 months ago
Very funny xD
SillyCartoons 3 months ago
@starkiller1289 No, Nebuchadnezzar was in reference to the hovercraft from The Matrix.
humilisadvena 3 months ago
haha! college humor, once again you have once again made me laugh the hardest i have in a long time
well done
supermonkey176 3 months ago
wtf hes in the roung movie......s
connor1687 3 months ago
@connor1687 wrong*** lol
roadracerac1227 3 months ago
Things he listed
Teminator
Jurasstic Park
Bible- Nebucanezzer
Star Wars
starkiller1289 3 months ago
Ahhh, I just got stabbed.
PFish2322 3 months ago
"R2-D2, fix the hyperdrive motivator!"
HiThere942 3 months ago
Written and directed by George Lucas. Yep sounds like something he would direct.
engared 3 months ago
"set a course to tatoine, warp factor 8!"
HiThere942 3 months ago
LMFAO!!! :D
DavidLikeNoOther 3 months ago
lol
guitarlee37 3 months ago
RUFIO RUFIO!!
queendaisytimpani 3 months ago
Hahahaha!!! XD
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
"Storm Troopers!" "Romulans." "Ready your Blasters." "Phasers." "Frak!" "Jesus Christ." Lol
JDDragon2009 3 months ago
468 people just got stabbed
BlueSpirit2100 3 months ago
Were gonna warp our troops onto your ship, so we can blow it up with our cannons...
ninjatroels 3 months ago
i loled so hard
mrcool450 4 months ago
this just ot weirder and weirder...
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austinduschell 4 months ago
thats Lucos's best work yet :P
TheBurningTire 4 months ago
1:37 BEST CONFUSION EVER.
WatchMeSpore 4 months ago
Kirk: Stormtroopers!
Sulu: Romulans...
Kirk: Ready your blasters!
Sulu: Phasers...
Kirk: FRACK!
Sulu: JESUS CHRIST...
I LOL'D SO HARD :D
JayDog2015 4 months ago 67
I wonder if Luke is having the same problems?
AugustEverlasting 4 months ago
Vader,your terminators and predators will not live until i destroy the death star,master chief jump to hyper space
NerfMaster07 4 months ago
Sulu wasn't even a red shirt you stormtrooping b@st@rds
firedrakon117 4 months ago
So this is a Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica (frak), Lord of the Rings (elvish), Excalibur, Matrix, Terminator, Jurassic Park, & Hook (Rufiooo) cross over!!!... LOL
xNecroKey 4 months ago
im gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the force was not with him
SuperLegopants 4 months ago
VADER!!!
I lol'd at their reaction.
LizTheSinger 4 months ago 2
we dont need to of the same commetnts people
videogamewizard90 4 months ago
"Enough of you vulcan logic Spock ive seen this on TV plenty of times!"
candyface2345 4 months ago
Wrong show kirk
kelby180 4 months ago
why was Sulu stabbed his shirt wasnt even red?
candyface2345 4 months ago 2
ENOUGH OF YOUR VULCAN LOGIC
candyface2345 4 months ago
Rufio ruled..but only because he stole Mr.T's hair...
aniwthos69 4 months ago
This is actually just a preview of the next "special editions" Lucas is putting out.
triflingdice 4 months ago
Did anyone else notice Kirks Starfleet symbol was on the left side of his shirt @ 0:17 and flips to his right side @ 0:25 ?
FinalPhoenix100 4 months ago
was that elvish? LOl
MrRromy 4 months ago
RUFIO RUFIO RU FI OOOOOOOOOOOO!
paintballmon135 5 months ago
I hate quoting but "Aha...i Just got stabbed"
spicychicken93 5 months ago
Stormtroopers! romulans Ready your blasters! phasers Frak! jesus christ
pktunder100 5 months ago
FORGIVE ME YOU MUST!
TheGavinvideo 5 months ago
OMG!! Crazy funny
revolution2025 5 months ago
lol ugghhh i just got stabed
DEWxGames 5 months ago
you there! ewok fetch me excalibur the nebekenezer will survive and i will not rest until i have killed every terminator in jurasic park!
awesomenessandshades 5 months ago
:D Those particle effects at 1:19 were from Particle Illusion.
thelooker28 5 months ago
You mispronounced "Frell"
axelasdf 5 months ago
perhapse he watcht a little TO much movies...
RIVERSIDE3147 5 months ago
RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!
TheEyes629 5 months ago
AAAAWWWWWWEEEEEESSSSSSSOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
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007KingUltra 5 months ago
did this really just happen? Or am I just on acid...
WhybridgeMeswim 5 months ago
well we all know star trek is the better of the two franchises and he beamed his soldiers of that ship before he blew it up
delta3303 5 months ago
@HitmanMatu ikr!!! I blame my dad for telling me that. starwars is pretty lame as Justin beiber XD
KookieXlol 5 months ago
@KookieXlol sorry, I had no idea one of the most popular Sci-Fi sagas of all time was as lame as Justin Bieber.
imonthedeadly60 5 months ago
That Romulan guy is a dick. Why would he beam them in if he planned to blow up the ship.
GodlikeNuno 5 months ago
the end is espectially funny
Egle3771 5 months ago
i thought he meant rufio from oblivion 0_o ... i.. could.. be... wrong
frown151 5 months ago
"rufio" is from the movie hook
ipwned64 5 months ago
Idk why people say star trek ripped off star wars. Star trek came out first.
KookieXlol 5 months ago 2
HA funny
Egle3771 5 months ago
whos rufio
sbsteamwolf 5 months ago
"Directed by George Lucas"
Definitely stinks of one of his fuck ups.
Musicisliberation 5 months ago
Frak!!!
dcsandman1 5 months ago in playlist Collegehumor
this lmao
TeganW1 5 months ago
evry terminator in jurassic park
MrKikeher 5 months ago 2
forgive me u must
gubooboo 5 months ago
VADER!!!!!
gubooboo 5 months ago
You there! Ewok! Fetch me excalibur! The Nebucanezzer will survive and I will not rest until I've killed every Terminator in Jurassic Park!
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XDarkAlphaZ13 5 months ago
@BigBlueBomb22 yes that was in the video good job
RobdaMaverick 4 months ago
@BigBlueBomb22 Thats so retarded its clever
jalford312 4 months ago
To TATOOINE!!!
BigBlueBomb22 5 months ago
at 1:16 its supposed to be WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mtvsucks4 5 months ago
oh, somebody has said that yesterday)
LydiaAlex 5 months ago
I will not rest until I've killed every terminator in jurassic park lol
LydiaAlex 5 months ago
I don't think this was directed by Lucas.
It made too much sense.
Xsuprio 5 months ago
Better than the real movie
FamilyOfMan1975 5 months ago
What was that Elvish?
thatwashighlarious 5 months ago
uhhhh i just got stabed
1000kaine 5 months ago
I won't rest until i've killed every Terminator in Jurassic Park XD.
pythonfromhell 5 months ago
Uhm. If they redirected all the power to the shields, then the warp drive doesn't have any power left to run on right?
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