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  • Actually sounded like Twilek

  • oh wow

  • LMAO who put that idiot in command hahahah!

    

  • I really am confused. Which Goa'uld system lord was that supposed to be?

  • @davidls11 The Wraith

  • ROFL CHOOPER

  • so he blows up the ship while their romulan troops are still on board? xD

  • And this how I exactly feeled watching new star trek disaster. thx .)

  • Get the fuck off star trek and go kill star wars.

  • wth did i just watch lol

  • "we've got no captain and we've got no first officer to replace him-yeah we do" "prepare to make the jump to lightspeed" "Set a course to Tatooine, warp factor 8" "Dammit, R2-D2 fix the hyperdrive motivator" "Someone must have stolen urgh, boba fett" "we can't go there cause that planet existed a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away" "Uss Enterprise! VADER!" "Switch off the targeting computer!" "May the force be with me" "Forgive me, you must" "enough captain kirk i am-My father nooooooo"
  • ok that was just werid....he fired on the ship with his 2 troops on there

  • Did anyone hear the music when Nero speaks? It's from Spellforce 2. HA! Gotcha another reference! :p

  • i get every single reference in this...

  • @lorddan91 ok wahts a nebuchadnezzar

  • @G4MERM4D09 the matrix. it's the ship that they fly in through the sewers in the real world

  • @G4MERM4D09 tbf i would of gotten that anyway.

  • Frak lol Battlestar!

  • What?! No... I'm beaming my soldiers aboard...

  • Even at lightspeed it would take four years to reach the nearest star. BSG's jump is the most scienticically accurate of all the explained interstellar travel aspects.

  • The original Enterprise can't go Warp 8...

  • @Saibrock Yes, but Kirk doesn't know that because he's learned everything from films. He's confused Warp with Lightspeed, so he's not going to know what speed the damn thing can go at.

  • @Saibrock it can and it did. they changed the "warp scale" in TNG and later shows so that the ships were supposedly faster and yet you couldn't go beyond warp 9.

  • scroll up, your missing the video

  • ah...NO..NOOOO....*explosion*

  • Omygod this is so funny!! I think it's funny that I got all the references... And I'm a 15 year old girl :) isn't the nebecenezzer (or however u spell it) from the matrix?

  • @thebubblearmy Nebuchanezzar was a king from the book of daniel in the bible. He is the one that threw daniel in the lion's den.

  • @Aristotile1 ya but wasnt it the huge ship?? have you ever seen the matrix? i dunno... im pretty sure it was also a ship in the matrix

  • @thebubblearmy honestly, i have never seen the matrix. so idk.

  • @thebubblearmy @Aristotile1 The Nebuchadnezzar was the name of Morpheus' ship in The Matrix. It's a Biblical reference to Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon. A lot of the ships in The Matrix have names referencing different mythologies, such as Osiris, Shiva and Mjolnir.

  • Epic Trolling, So Awesome!!

  • Aah too many references!!!

  • What does rufio mean

  • @27mapleleafs It's a reference to "Hook." Peter Pan returns to neverland (as an adult), and Rufio is the guy who has replaced him as leader of the Lost Boys. It's a terrific movie, if you haven't seen it. 

  • @27mapleleafs Rufio is the name & catchphrase of Peter Pan's rival from the movie Hook. Rufio likes to yell his own name & have others yell it, too.

  • Refrence overload . . .

  • I got every reference in this. I feel like an almighty nerd atm..

  • @MegaBroTime could you list all the references except the star wars ones?

  • @Sephirothowns1999 from about 1:53 and onward like "frak" or nebakanezer etc. XD

  • LOL closed captionsed "Scotty redirect all power to the sheilds, mr. checkoff(***) order all the crew to battle stations " turns into "study, redirect all the politicains with the checkoff world of havana stations"

  • Kirk: FRAK!

    Sulu: Jesus Christ...

  • This deserves at least 5 million views.

  • Fetch me Excalibur so I can kill every terminator in Jurassic park

  • So he's seen EVERY movie BUT Star Trek? That boy has not lived.

  • At first, I thought Kirk had been made into a character from Star Wars, but near the end? WTH?

  • Leave it to George Lucas to remaster something into a shitball

  • RUFIO. Oh my god I just realized that's what he was saying, oh my god this vid has just won eighty bazillion awesome points, that's fantastic

  • @KitCatch22 This, so much. Me and my sister were fangirling xDD

  • @starbucks9119 I know, I kinda squealed when I got that part XD

  • @KitCatch22 I dont get it :P

  • @SzicoVII cuz u never saw the movie: Hook

    u shood go see it...

  • What is FRACK?!

  • @Spec0pleader

    They used the word 'frack' instead of 'fuck' on Battlestar Galactica to get around the censors :)

  • @Entilodont OHHH

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  • Actually, mass DOES matter in outer space. Acceleration = force divided by mass. Plus, the ship has weight if it's in a black hole's gravitational field.

  • Frack! DX-

    lol :)

  • Did Spock smile when Sulu got stabbed? Well, what else would you expect from a planet who owns a town that is a wretched hive of scum and villainy?

    Desert planets...

  • rufio rufio rufio!!!! is it too bad that i understood every single pun?

  • @carlos1191980

    I'm not pan, I'm peter banner

  • @carlos1191980 I got them all, too, lol

  • "URAHUARE i just got stabbed" were sulu's last words

  • Your school u should add MrBrokenglasses on YouTube

  • WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WHAT THE FAX MACHINE

  • Spoiler alert i am your father!

  • FYI nubuchadnezzar is a babylonian king who destroyed solomon's temple.

  • @gunthertheczech It was also the name of Morpheus' ship in The Matrix >.>

  • @RagnosRox never knew that

  • @gunthertheczech It's also a reference to the Matrix. Where have you been? Inside Harvard Univ's Library basement?

  • And I will not rest untill I've killed every terminator in jurassic park! =)

  • wtf that alien just blew up the ship while his dudes were still on... way to go with the loyalism

  • Proper jokes

  • u there! ewok! fetch me excalibur. the Nebuchadnezzar will not survive and i will not rest until ive killed every terminator in jurassic park!! ROOFIO!!

  • @RissyRoman Best comment I've seen in a long time.

  • @RissyRoman nevermind i just realized you copied that from the video, WHERE HAVE ALL THE ORIGINAL COMMENTS GONE? FFFUUUUUUUU--

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  • YUHHHH i just got stabbed

  • This isn't the comment you are looking for.

  • @TheMortekai Would be funny if a response to your character got top comment, and yours didnt, so that people actually would look for that comment :D

  • @windtitandeviljaina Icwutudidderr...

  • @TheMortekai This isn't the comment im looking for.

  • lol Written and Directed by George Lucas

  • RUFIO!

  • MOAR POP CULTURE REFERENCES

  • cool story bro

  • peter pan refernce yea

    ... i gues he played roles in those films etc :O

    or its just random whatever

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  • Whos the main guy that does all the Animation voices?

  • @HellKitties i believe it's Vinny :P

  • this just tells me how much awesomer star trek is

  • 468 people don't know who Ruffio is.

  • @dayday5178 i guess u can count me as 469

  • @roadracerac1227 it's a reference from a movie titled Hook. It's about peter pan after he grows up

  • The Screen is a LIE!

  • lol. george lucas... whens the last time u made a Good movie??

  • someone mustve stolen it. grrrr. BOBA FETT!!! lol

  • Very funny xD

  • @starkiller1289 No, Nebuchadnezzar was in reference to the hovercraft from The Matrix.

  • haha! college humor, once again you have once again made me laugh the hardest i have in a long time

    well done

  • wtf hes in the roung movie......s

  • @connor1687 wrong*** lol

    

  • Things he listed

    Teminator

    Jurasstic Park

    Bible- Nebucanezzer

    Star Wars

  • Ahhh, I just got stabbed.

  • "R2-D2, fix the hyperdrive motivator!"

  • Written and directed by George Lucas. Yep sounds like something he would direct.

  • "set a course to tatoine, warp factor 8!"

  • LMFAO!!! :D

  • lol

  • RUFIO RUFIO!!

  • Hahahaha!!! XD

  • "Storm Troopers!" "Romulans." "Ready your Blasters." "Phasers." "Frak!" "Jesus Christ." Lol

  • 468 people just got stabbed

  • Were gonna warp our troops onto your ship, so we can blow it up with our cannons...

  • i loled so hard

  • this just ot weirder and weirder...

  • thats Lucos's best work yet :P

  • 1:37 BEST CONFUSION EVER.

  • Kirk: Stormtroopers!

    Sulu: Romulans...

    Kirk: Ready your blasters!

    Sulu: Phasers...

    Kirk: FRACK!

    Sulu: JESUS CHRIST...

    I LOL'D SO HARD :D

  • I wonder if Luke is having the same problems?

  • Vader,your terminators and predators will not live until i destroy the death star,master chief jump to hyper space

  • Sulu wasn't even a red shirt you stormtrooping b@st@rds

  • So this is a Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica (frak), Lord of the Rings (elvish), Excalibur, Matrix, Terminator, Jurassic Park, & Hook (Rufiooo) cross over!!!... LOL

  • im gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the force was not with him

  • VADER!!!

    I lol'd at their reaction.

  • we dont need to of the same commetnts people

  • "Enough of you vulcan logic Spock ive seen this on TV plenty of times!"

  • Wrong show kirk

  • why was Sulu stabbed his shirt wasnt even red?

  • ENOUGH OF YOUR VULCAN LOGIC

  • Rufio ruled..but only because he stole Mr.T's hair...

  • This is actually just a preview of the next "special editions" Lucas is putting out.

  • Did anyone else notice Kirks Starfleet symbol was on the left side of his shirt @ 0:17 and flips to his right side @ 0:25 ?

  • was that elvish? LOl

  • RUFIO RUFIO RU FI OOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • I hate quoting but "Aha...i Just got stabbed"

  • Stormtroopers! romulans Ready your blasters! phasers Frak! jesus christ

  • FORGIVE ME YOU MUST!

  • OMG!! Crazy funny

  • lol ugghhh i just got stabed

  • you there! ewok fetch me excalibur the nebekenezer will survive and i will not rest until i have killed every terminator in jurasic park!

  • :D Those particle effects at 1:19 were from Particle Illusion.

  • You mispronounced "Frell"

  • perhapse he watcht a little TO much movies...

  • RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!

  • AAAAWWWWWWEEEEEESSSSSSSOOOOOOO­OMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

  • did this really just happen? Or am I just on acid...

  • well we all know star trek is the better of the two franchises and he beamed his soldiers of that ship before he blew it up

  • @HitmanMatu ikr!!! I blame my dad for telling me that. starwars is pretty lame as Justin beiber XD

  • @KookieXlol sorry, I had no idea one of the most popular Sci-Fi sagas of all time was as lame as Justin Bieber.

  • That Romulan guy is a dick. Why would he beam them in if he planned to blow up the ship.

  • the end is espectially funny

  • i thought he meant rufio from oblivion 0_o ... i.. could.. be... wrong

  • "rufio" is from the movie hook

  • Idk why people say star trek ripped off star wars. Star trek came out first. 

  • HA funny

  • whos rufio

  • "Directed by George Lucas"

    Definitely stinks of one of his fuck ups.

  • Frak!!!

  • this lmao

    

  • evry terminator in jurassic park

  • forgive me u must

  • VADER!!!!!

  • You there! Ewok! Fetch me excalibur! The Nebucanezzer will survive and I will not rest until I've killed every Terminator in Jurassic Park!

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  • @BigBlueBomb22 yes that was in the video good job

  • @BigBlueBomb22 Thats so retarded its clever

  • To TATOOINE!!! 

  • at 1:16 its supposed to be WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh, somebody has said that yesterday)

  • I will not rest until I've killed every terminator in jurassic park lol

  • I don't think this was directed by Lucas.

    It made too much sense.

  • Better than the real movie

  • What was that Elvish?

  • uhhhh i just got stabed

  • I won't rest until i've killed every Terminator in Jurassic Park XD.

  • Uhm. If they redirected all the power to the shields, then the warp drive doesn't have any power left to run on right?