Ralf Little on why he'd love to kick Pete Doherty!

[dodethedode]

cunt

[dodethedode]

pete doherty playing football with a hat on is completely different from u going on stage at his gig and fucking with his guitar, it was a charity match for fuck sake! this guy is a fucking loser i like him before this interview, hes "about football" i hate those type of people!

[doubletakelook]

Thing is - so many people slag off Doherty and call him "junkie scum" and a "smackhead" but I have never heard Pete say a bad word about anyone yet he has to take all this abuse - just seems kind of unfair

[mrdarrencottam]

as much of a genius as pete doherty is.. I'd still love to two-foot him.

[guyboxerdog]

Don't worry plank as he is a better musician comedian AND footballer than you.

Guarantee when playing him you would wuss out he is a towering wirey guy and you know nothing, you would not get in the foyet at a shambles gig as you would probably cry. I remember when you talked about music at the time Royles came out. Stick to Keane and the better know Oasis tracks.

He wore a hat? So fucking what, his team still did well, he can wear a one trick character if you have one spare.

[Vahkahron]

@guyboxerdog shut up you idiot

[guyboxerdog]

@Vahkahron Ok. Douche. Better artist and better footballer.

Also he has more verbose followers. Proven by you.

[Vahkahron]

@guyboxerdog I didn't need to give you a long lengthy answer I gave you directions... I didn't even know Ralf little was a footballer

[guyboxerdog]

@Vahkahron What does that have to do with it? He is a talentless void. No depth of ability, just a kid that got lucky with a part and milked it for all he could.

As far as giving me directions....well thats something you certainly are not able to do.

[Vahkahron]

@guyboxerdog I just did so that comment in itself is void, and he is a very talented actor and comedian lmao got lucky with a part and milked it? he's been in more than just two pints... and he's a brilliant narrator to boot as well as being one funny ass mo fo go back toy our football you're a moron with no depth

[guyboxerdog]

@Vahkahron I was talking Royle Family you spastic. The fact you use LMAO shows who the moron is here. I mean, he was really good in 24hr Party People, not at all wooden. As far as two pints goes, well what integrity!

Go back to your one dimensional swearwords-because-they -are-naughty, rehash the old, no wit bullshit you so value.

[Icolossu]

@guyboxerdog

Wow, aren't you a pompous cretin?

[guyboxerdog]

@Icolossu Because I dislike this mugging hammy twat and think anyone who thinks he is talented is a totally useless bellend with about as much sophistication and humour as an episode of Bread? I guess I must be then yes. Especially to whimsical cunts like yourself.

[Icolossu]

@guyboxerdog

Since when did I enquire for a biography of yourself? Nice username by the way, it's a stunning reflection of your personality. LOL silly me, you have no personality, you have only the prepubescent offal dripping from your lips akin to a rabies infected tramp.

Please, do proceed to give me your best insults developed by that inadequate brain of yours. :D

[guyboxerdog]

Biography? What the fuck does my username relate to that you would have a clue of?

Abuse coming from someone who uses "LOL" (in their own post as well!) is quite amusing. What you wrote obviously made you laugh out loud, so you are either a liar or a fucking simpleton!

I will not use my best insults as I doubt you have a thesaurus handy. Although your key worker may.

However, as I said, I think "Cunt" fits perfectly for you. As its a brief unchallenging blip. No brainer really.

[Icolossu]

@guyboxerdog

Your appearance. :D

Yes, because I'm hilarious. :)

I suppose you have one at the ready then?

I'm surprised you know what a cunt is. L. M. A. O.

[guyboxerdog]

@Icolossu Since you and Ralf Little exist I am redefining cunt on a daily basis. I checked your page and it seems your bag is to correct peoples grammar and spelling on comments page....hmmm, position, heal thy cunt-like self"

[Icolossu]

@guyboxerdog

Redefine your face pls. :D

Ah, the "I checked your page so I understand who you are" offal. Using that logic as a foundation for my theory, you're a biscuit dick. U mad, bro? ;)

[guyboxerdog]

@Icolossu I did not check your page to understand who you are as I do not give a fuck. Misclicked on your username instead of the vid link and saw a few of your other comments. I did not see your vids or personal info, I had back-paged before that.

Please do not call me "bro" as I would require any prospective sibling or contemporary worthy of such an address to have a sense of humour and social skills.

What a fanny magnet you really must be!

[Icolossu]

@guyboxerdog

Bet you did. :L

Sorry bro. :D

Ah yes, because that's ALL that matters in life. Well, to pseudo-macho bum bandits like you, anyway. ;)

[guyboxerdog]

@Icolossu Psuedo macho?!?!?!? AHHH! I see, you are one of those people that overuse the word "psuedo" in a pejorative pretext to sound witty and well versed. Congrats. Also, you berate me for giving to much focus on sexual prowess while calling me a bum boy? I am sure I know what Dr Freud would make of that.

Although you are right, I DID click on your personal info and vids because, frankly, you do it for me.

See what I did there?

"Get the door Anthony!" That should keep you going.

[guyboxerdog]

@Icolossu Did you try and say that I over analyze things to try and get the upper hand intellectually? Coming from someone who is always correcting others grammar on other comment is a little sttep. You are very tedious, I am bored of being aware of you

[Icolossu]

@guyboxerdog

I didn't try, I did. Correcting grammar is educational and beneficial, it helps other people understand a person's comment and may even incite some motivation to further improve their grammar. Pardon me for being nice. =P

Cool bro, but you spelt "steep" wrong and used the word "comment" singularly instead of plurally. U LRND. =D

[MBCsi]

Rooney has held Man United together since Vidic and Ferdinand have been injured/seuspended. Its like the Gerrard/Torres situation at Liverpool.  When they dont play, Liverpool lose. We haven't seen them fall apart yet like Liverpool because Rooney never gets injured because he's a machine.

I hope the top four changes, i'd like to see Arsenal win the league, Villa to win the FA Cup and next year Man City to win the champions league!

[agatha83]

@jackyshaw8

its not about "sticking blindly to his side".its just annoying to have the press writing bullshit about him 24/7 and then everyone jumping on the bandwagon. what has he done to you to call him a "horrible little cunt"???

you say horrible stuff about someone you have actually never met but made your mind up about him because of what the papers write!

why did you put an insulting comment on here about someone you dont know?

this is what is annoying us

[lotsofgoodstuff]

haha, pete doherty is about a million times more talented than this guy

[johnnyfaddo]

@lotsofgoodstuff Shurrup ya gimp, Ralf Little is a absolute legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vahkahron]

@lotsofgoodstuff LOL NO ralf little is AMAZING you know NOTHING loser

[kurimaong]

what a loser hahaha i love foot ball duuuhh!

[Vahkahron]

@kurimaong do you even fucking know who ralf little is?

[StanLDN]

lol Apart from him being a Utd fan I think I'm basically a southern version of Ralf Little! I agree with absolutely everything he said! Top bloke!

[jackyshaw8]

pete doherty is a little scum-bag

[thegorb99]

So are you ya daft prick

[jackyshaw8]

@thegorb99....

You're like a lot of Doherty fans, who hate to hear a bad word said against the man and will almostly blindly stick on his side. He may be a decent musician, or a 'modern day poet' as I've heard some say but that doesn't detract from the fact that he is a horrible little cunt. He's a dirty jagger and if he couldn't play music, you wouldn't give him two-bob in the street.

[thegorb99]

After watchin your highly embarrasing video on your channel Jackyshaw 8,I find it hard to take anything you say seriously.Wats awe that about are you tryin to be funny or summat