Masturbating Bear

[crazyginger96]

it looks like a spoon

[SonicsTheMan]

It's got an antenna on it's stomach

[Gecman]

like marilyn manson

[Sgticeboy]

i got a boner :D

[LaughingBonesArt]

Viagra should use this for their next commercial

[Education2010able]

Pop him in the balls with a bb gun. That'll generate some action.

[SupaBriMan26]

All my life, I've pondered over what a bear's dick looks like. Now I know. Time to move on with my life.



[joshfitz17]

it's so itty bitty XD

[NymphetamineTR]

looking like inside bar of carrot :D

[MusicWeedandChicken]

how'd i get here?

[TheLeoOfCostaRica]

He probably couldn't find a decent job after he got fired from Conan.

...Poor guy.

[phedrawild]

and btw why the fuck am i watching this i went from bear fights to this wrong link omg

[phedrawild]

lol cant you guys see its cold xD

[0veitil]

0:20

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

My dog has a dick bigger than that, probably mine is bigger too XD

[TheToxicDanny]

Mealwhile in alaska...

[RussiaXLeadpipes]

Something tells me Mr.Bear is lonely XD

[redneckdipper1337]

I am so glad there is no sound.

[BadVoodo0]

can u train a bear to have sex with a women?

[Dolfinfin]

@BadVoodo0 Sure, why not?

[cool12threeman]

looks like alien dick

[albear972]

Awwww look at that pencil-thin bear d*ck!

[tagaRego]

bears and lions have two things in common. both are ferocious animals and king of their turfs. another thing in common are both have a small dicks in comparison to their massive size.

[mrbigglesworthkitty]

what the hell kind of dick is that??

[xXPauline99Xx]

omg,,, thats his ?

[TardyTards]

Cute ;) They grow up so fast ;)

[meisema666]

Bear penis looks like my antenna.

[poltergiest11]

this is actually a normal thing in the animal kingdom, animals masturbate! i find it a little cute and funny, but that sounds fucked up hahahaha, but seriously animals do it like its a normal thing like eating, and whatever. animal furry porn?

[vectorion1]

locked up in a cage with no sexual release it was destined to happen

[AvailableThisNameIs]

Ok.. who slipped a Viagra pill into Bobo's fish again.. DAMNIT !!

[AvailableThisNameIs]

SOMEBODY GET THAT BEAR SOME PUSSY !!

[atvluva90]

wow thats sad human dicks are thicker and bears are big animals lol

[MeepTheGreatest]

.....

[zlHi]

Is that a pink toothbrush?

[DavyJoness]

SABRE DANCE!

[Alex2149]

it may be thin, but he can still perform felatio to himself

[TheLanternoflight]

where's his playmate?



[iJonel]

ewwww

[jhevy1997]

EWWWWW HIS SUCKIN HIS OWN DICKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGreenArrow100]

I would suck on it..if the bear was friendly..

[MyAprilSide]

You may be bigger... you may be stronger... but we have opposable thumbs! Bet you would give up all your honey for one of those, wouldn't ya big fella? XD

[muntario1982]

Why did i just watch a bear having a wank?

[Khimhoken]

Bear!

It tries to do anything?

[49860]

wow that penis is pretty pathetic to how big a grizzly is, it might be long but its like a twizzler

[mettlebird]

Ummmm... I thought this was the thing from connans show.... But it still is fucking funny, lol!!!

[LoweJoe]

I wish I could give myself head..

[GoGoGadgetBeer]

he found his pic a nic basket!

[Silverblack218]

how comes bears have large penis and i do not :(

[LukasJunge]

@Silverblack218 do you really wanna have a cock like this??

[Batman316]

this really needs that Conan circus music playing over it

[Dr8co1]

i was looking for Conan's masturbating bear and this is what came up >.<

[Joshlatimerisgay]

Someone's Lonely...

[Ryoukoholic]

Pedobear sees your children...

[AvailableThisNameIs]

LOL ! Poor pencil dicked bear.. Seriously though.. what would you do if you were on a hike and turned the bend to see a big bear jacking and face fucking itself?? I would DIE laughing !! XD

[Coraxuss]

Darn, when I read the title, I thought it was referring to the Masturbating Bear on Conan O'Brian

[windson7]

damn i wish i could suck my own dick. that would be kinda gay tho

[k3n0la]

for an animal its quite small

[MJFAN0799]

damn thats a long cock i wonder if that bear takes viagra.

[sonic50cents]

so skinny omg

[Ruuku21]

Must be a black bear.

[Benjo0008]

I wish I could lick my dick that way...

[ace69er]

@Benjo0008 You, me & the REST of us!

[13Meechy]

sexy

[BleedingBambi]

at 2:34 it looks as if he tries to hide it :DD

[purplewolfpimp]

dam thats a nice cock . i want that bear to fuck me, and yes for all you assholes. , im a animal lover, so fuck you ,

[ispencerella2]

He's not the average bear.

[doobiesmoke15]

Looks like E.T.'s finger!

[Ryoukoholic]

Damn Russians. They're so freakin' horny all the time.

[Hancy18]

lol looks like an old fashion microphone

[degu122]

his dick is like a needle lol

[Fluffykins97]

Poor bear, he's lonely. :'(

[guyonfire87]

lol humping air

[dolphinlass12]

whoever thinks this is funny are sick, and filming it? wanker himself. Poor think is locked up in a cage..prob thought 'i'll give them something to look at..pricks'

[old996]

imageit if he broke his dick

[ThePunisher19925]

It's so thin :O

[LifeOnDaProwl]

lmao, he is fapping

[witch26071]

Lol bear porn!

[Naisneru]

lol... he's panting

[ZippaPuppa]

Oo it's so freaking thin! Is it normal or what??

[GammaRay1337]

I LIKE THIS

[kreniigh]

Walt Disney would love that!

[GammaRay1337]

THIS IS FUCKING SWEET

[renrifle]

in that cold weather no wonder he's doing that

[crowjr2]

It's a shame now what's happened with Conan's staff.

DAMN YOOO LENOOO!!! :D

[furrychaser]

the females can actually FEEL that?? I can't believe they're not extinct! LOL

[DNBJerk]

His dick looks like an ICEE straw!

[lapinrieska729]

WOWOWOWOW its biger as mine

[FrenchTheLove]

never knew that bears had such a thin phallus

[Actaeon2005]

@FrenchTheLove *grin* It may look "thin," but you have to consider the size of the animal: his shaft is probably 12" long. And according to some reports, that knot on the end swells inside the female, tying them together for (again, according to some reports) up to several hours. So ya gotta give him some street cred for staying power. :)

[crazycocoachick]

lmao. nice response!

[Actaeon2005]

Thanks! :)

[kaykentucky]

poor bear.. must have been tough without a proper hand. lol

[ChristinaNL89]

He can actually suck his own penis, you can't call him poor. That's luxury man.

[velvetcat]

I was LMAO through this whole video XDDDD

[jquinones55]

WHERES THE DIGNITY

[benfirst]

Autofellatio. He's good! But he's got one bad case of pencil dick.

[chilomonkey1]

that bear is jacking off.

[muddykipz]

it's just not the same without Sabre Dance playing in the background...

[71749]

same as a teenage bou, always f__king off.

[saywhatmachine]

hehe he doesnt want to get up because he has a boner

[teamwounder]

wow, what an odd looking petzil.

[Globez123]

the poor guy was just horny.

[Fawful5]

Hysterical!

[darthspeaks]

When all young teen bears reach a certain age ... they find playbear under their father's bed ......