Pre-school Pledge of Allegiance

[dabigq]

One nation, indivisible: the way it was written!

[wlr2120]

I pledge. from this moment on, to expend all energy in pursuit of the best possible, overall state of the world. I know neither obvious form not track, however, I outright refuse to reside to indeterminacy, to linger in cynical inaction, digress to the self-indulgent norm, or offer only convenient or intermittent contribution. I forge this declaration as staple and determination of my endurance, removable under penalty of support for the persistence of the current situation.

[wlr2120]

I pledge allegiance, to stitched-cloth, of lines drawn by men in the sand, and to the narrowed heart for which it stands...

[bobbygnosis]

Indoctrination should start as early as possible. Its the only way to ensure nationalism. How else can we justify war, after all, if we don't have a healthy sense of "Us" so that we can go after "Them"? Kudos to propogating the culture of separation, disharmony and chauvanism via three year olds who know no better than to repeat what they're told.