dane cook baby punching

[maxhardt]

is the soft spot the best place to punch a baby?

[exoticlolz]

dane cook just is not funny no more

[supersam4ever08]

Hannah Montanna makes me want to punch infants

[phillybusta]

you gave special thanks to yourself? For making a crappy slideshow to go with a recording of dane cook?

okay then.

[ThePurpleRabbit21]

32 people got attacked by laundry in a dryer

[Pwns4u]

1:25 XD

[RakkoonAndFriends]

The sound of babies crying makes me punch them C:

[hawwy1987]

The sound that makes me want to punch babies is babies crying...

[newcrew1210]

baby crying sounds like dieing goat

[Sachuson]

i love his baby cry!!! it makes me laugh so hard! XD

[ikayykidd]

is it just me or does that washing machine have eyes O_o

[Kape56]

Motorcycles in parking garages make me want to punch a baby -_-

[vampcutie1]

its sounds more like orgasm

[haxbox7]

1:21 - 1:36

best moment of my life.

[gamer3100]

Dane cook is what seperates the world into two halves. People who love dane cook and think he's hilarious, and people who hate him and are offended by him. The people who love him have a sense of humor, generally love the world, and get along with most people. The poeple who hate him are cynical assholes and need to shut the fuck up.

[xUrsusxXX]

@gamer3100 lol? what? hes funny because he makes alot of noise. i like him. But wow you are the real cynical asshole, asshole. You make me wanna punch a baby......your baby.

[gamer3100]

@xUrsusxXX uh how am I a cynical asshole? I love the world and most people in it. I'm a christian and I have faith. Not that that matters but I'm a person of hope. And I don't have a baby so you can't punch it.

[xUrsusxXX]

@gamer3100 You can call people cynical assholes because they dont like a comedian's material? You sir are a joke. A bad one.

[gamer3100]

@xUrsusxXX wow you really take the internet seriously don't you bud.

[xUrsusxXX]

@gamer3100 Hahaha. Wow. You really are retarded. If you dont mean it, dont post it. Infact dont post anything again you really dont deserve the right.

[gamer3100]

@xUrsusxXX see this is the part where I say goodbye. you have no argument. and I don't give half a shit whether you think I should or shouldn't have the right to say whatever the fuck I want when I want. Because guess what dickfartasswipecockmuchsallyst­rutherslookinmotherfucker, I do have the right. So you can ser suck my asshole. You shitpiece. Go spread your fascism somewhere else...

[xUrsusxXX]

@gamer3100 This is the part where i troll your ass for what its worth (which is nothing). Dont divide the world into good and bad by using someones comedic material you shithead. Spit some more of that web diarrhea on here, i'll just fucking spam you. Btw you halfwit nosepicking kkk supporting cynical ass TURD, i guess you hate dane cook :) since you need to shut the fuck up.

[gamer3100]

@xUrsusxXX spam me all you want. I deserve some spam. I spam people all day to make money. I don't know why you had to bring the kkk into this. I'm white but I love all races. Im a humanist. But you my friend, are just a blind motherfucker...

[xUrsusxXX]

@gamer3100 aaaaaaaAAAaand no he is not the one person who separates the world into two halves. He is a comedian.

[vampcutie1]

im trying to sleep sister starts talking on phone\dogs bark at something: god help me IT'S THE SOUND THATSMAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HawkeyesofWindclan]

*justin bieber song plays* GOD HELP ME ITS THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!!!!O.O XD dane cook is so funny

[ArtByLindaLee]

HOW COULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND FIND HUMOR OUT OF PUNCHING BABIES S-I-C-K WORLD

[RockstarWiley]

if you post a 'justin beiber 'blah blah blah'' thing on a video that has nothing to do with him JUST to get your name in the 'top comments', you are lonely and pathetic., as well as, 'X people are blah blah blah blah' (refferring to number of dislikes).

[djlivewire27]

so thats why my birth mark looks like a fist.

[CommentsAreAwesome]

The sound the makes me punch infants? Rebecca Black

[SimplyEpic17]

Being Rick Rolled makes me want to punch a baby.

[LampPostArcade]

its the sound that makes me punch insents

[rothermelmj]

im laundry in a dryer

[BrysonSao101]

rebecca black makes me punch a baby...

[alst9345]

that was the face of thinking to punch some baby because he was annoyed be babies crying. maybe he is thinking of getting brass knuckles and start punching, or he is thinking of kicking it, or he is thinking of sing this song, punch it, punch it real good! lol!

[john17972]

Why does he act like a 10 year old?

[italianqt1000]

@john17972 cuz his fuckin awsome

[chocoluver4]

bieber was really sayin baby baby baby OOOWWWW!!!!

[xXStarlite14Xx]

He was talking about Rebecca Black.

[pokecrazygal]

@xXStarlite14Xx and justin beiber!

[fd5848517]

26 people got punched when they were babies and now they missed the like button

[Bennyrulez1997]

Scraping. ANything scraping. Makes me wants to punch infants!

[xXEmoAngel82Xx]

GOD HELP ME! IT'S THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!

[urreadingthishuh]

I punch babies without the sound

[xXEmoAngel82Xx]

@urreadingthishuh Cruel

[graciainc]

My dream is to discover a way to become a baby again so I can punch baby's and get away with it, then once all the babies around me are crying from being punched I will punch myself to see what it sounds like...

[shelboo91]

Rebecca Black makes me want to punch a baby every Friday.

[franciscoivan26]

cool

[mindyroxiebaby]

i friggen love this vid.. best dane cook evvrr

[Ladypacman37]

24 people got punched when they were babies

[witthemusic55221]

i like the bull shit pic lmao!!!!

[CaptainEggSalad]

not funny

[cheezit1x1]

so funny LOLZ

[atomicbobb]

wow you made a special thanks to yourself. conceited.

[flickmybic2013]

thank you Adam <3 :P

[aTetrohedronHat]

im sure you didnt mean to but spell "wrong"...wrong....hahhaha just made me laugh is all XD hahaha OH NO they put the "E" before the "I" OH NOOOOOO XD haha for all i care i will spell his name Joston Beeburr and move on :]

this video is the best, just wish i could see it live or like not an animation.

[HopeLess1212]

seeing you guys spell Justin Bieber rong makes me wanna punch infants -_-

[tydiscloud]

@HopeLess1212 knowing that you are stealing oxygen from the atmosphere makes me want to punch infants.

[HopeLess1212]

@tydiscloud o ya? *breath* *breath* *breath* go punch infants. see if I care

[pfcbangin]

23 people got punched when they were babies

[LaChichos]

lol...

[subsaibot4512]

i have a new one my nephew every time that lil bastard speaks i just want to punch him the face 

[Jordaine97]

23 people are the babies

[SylvesterTiago8426]

You can grab the audio-mp3 of this vid at getyourmp3s doht cohm.

[superlady1ify]

lol

i love it hahaha -.-''

[ShadowDetiny]

My voice is the sound that makes me want to punch a baby.

[THEofficeLUVRR]

IVE BEEN SAYING MAKES ME WANNA PUNCH A BABY FOR HELLA DAYYS!!!! IM SOOOO MAD!!!!!

[Regice371]

the babies sounded like dying goats

[rockownzall14]

daniel tosh and demitri martin are much better, but dane's def... #3 (which are the same key.)

[demonsparkx]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[eyeseaGlasses]

Oh my god how I love Dane Cook!

"*PHOW!* AAAAAH! *PHAAAW!* WAAA! GOD HELP MEE! IT'S THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!"

[Pacfan98]

Listening to Justin Bieber makes me want to punch a baby.

[ThunderPower]

Dane Cook makes me want to punch a baby.

[SprintFrog87]

hats off to yew, sirr...the pictures definitely make it funnierr xD

[kimeric94]

the sound of infants getting punched makes me want to punch infants.

[Razzmatazz4]

Haunted laundry XD

[ADORKABLExRAINBOW]

IT'S THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!

[DivineGenetics]

@ADORKABLExRAINBOW Yay! Let's be creative. Let's quote Dane cook and let it become top comment. Woo!

[SaintsFan2572]

gay and a half. u jus successfuly ruined my whole day.

[madsax67]

hahah the 3rd baby to be punched sounds soo funny

[killerwizerd]

this is freaking FUNNY!!!

[renegades1106]

i don't need a reason to punch a babie, it's just really fun.

[Kwolf425524]

The sounds Dane makes kill me! xD

[subsaibot4512]

hmm mine would have to be a kittens cry ive had to hear these dam things for 2 days and non stop crying just makes me wanna punch a baby i rather hear theyre cry than these little fuckers i swear if theyre mom comes back im gonna pick her up and punch her in the dam face i now hate cats

[alipazagaful]

@subsaibot4512 dogs are worst.

dogs fucking bark everytime! damn it! when i'm just going to go to get the mail, this random doggie goes, "BARK BARK BARK BARK!" and i'm ike, "i'm getting the fucking mail! i'm not going to rob you!" when i go to bed, the neighbor's dog goes, "BARK BARK BARK!" and i'm like, "DAMN! how could people waste their money over this!?" damn it, i hate dogs!

[rockandroll342]

@alipazagaful Thats what they are fucking bred to do

[dango989]

Babies are fun to punch. :D

[DJHeroMist]

54 to 55 its TOWLIE!!! JUST WID A DIFFERENT COLOUR!!!

[silversnakeseven]

The only humorous line was the initial transition to baby-punching. Otherwise, this is mostly garbage/filler, and the humor is very much robbed by the absence of the revelation of the source of the baby-punching noise. Seriously, only one joke was made the entire routine, and it was only so-so at that.

[1994AlmostSkater]

Hahaha, love the animation man!

[spinereaper55]

Justin beiber music makes me wanna punch a baby thumbs up if you agree

[TheTuffCooky]

@spinereaper55 Thumbs down just because your addicted to thumbs up......

[7itha]

@TheTuffCooky

gave it thumbs down

[FriggenMcDonald3]

@spinereaper55 justin beibers music makes me want to whack justin in the head with a baby and thumbs down cuz u asked for thumbs up

[Onassias]

@spinereaper55 AGREED

[TheNightstar4ever1]

@spinereaper55 XD when i read ur comment theres an ad that says sumthin about JB XD XOL

[TheTammy1122]

@spinereaper55 i agree!!!!!

[jasonkingj69]

@spinereaper55 Typing Justin Beiber makes me wanna punch myself!

[worldofwarcraft932]

@spinereaper55 rebecca black for me 

[pie3xplosion]

@spinereaper55 mkaes not want a girl friend ._.

[id493337]

@spinereaper55

No, it make me want to kill justing bieber or at least sew is mouth shut.

[PeanutPanhead]

@spinereaper55 makes me wanna punch HIM

[swlangille627]

@spinereaper55 true that

[ANG3LICSMIL3]

@spinereaper55

Naahh Justin Bieber music makes me wanna punch Justin Bieber.

[duskesko]

@spinereaper55 people asking for thumbs up make me want to punch babies.

[supermarioluigiclub]

HE IS FUCKING AWESOME

YEAH

[goodatcod]

the sound that makes you want to punch a baby is country music

[ArtByLindaLee]

NOT FUNNY STUPID

[PrincesTomboy]

I wanna know what sounds make people punch babies ewe;

[Frostheart29]

@PrincesTomboy Miley Cyrus's music. Justin Bieber's music. Valley Girl accent.

[BrooketChick]

im laaaunnndryyy in a drryyyyyerrrr~

[Nobunaga95]

Dane cook ownz Carlin. Its not even fair. Lmfao XD Idk just my opinion

[Razmada70]

hey ass hole i made this video haha

[giggs301]

sweet this waz posted on my birth day

[EmoFireTruck]

the crying babies sound like pigs

[FukNWO]

okay, That was funny,

but Cook has nothing on Carlin...c'mon...lmao

gimmie a break

[Narutorocks249]

don't bullshit me

[NintendogChamp]

That was a horrible impesonation of towels in the washer:

ooooooooh XD

[Hijack88888]

once i get my cell phone in a while im going to put this on it

[Daswede92]

when i hear a crying baby... i want to punch that baby

[listenimephraim411]

i have a gif that says

Your MySpace Layout Makes Me Want To

Punch Babies

[Co0lestPersonEver]

i feel like punchiong my little cuzins all the time not just with weird noises

[winxgirlalways]

the pictures are blurry.

[skarface99]

HAUNTED lAUNDRY.

[emosk8ter97]

i was in an elevater once and some guy was like SHUT THE F**K UP YOU PIECE OF WHINING SHIT!!!!!!! to his baby and i was like he was listening to that music again

[zackyismylover]

haha dane cook sounds exactly like a crying baby.

[WingZerox18999]

fuck you you son of a bitch

xxneonxblackxx

[Pinknarf95]

Then stop looking up his videos.n That's my only suggestion.

[leafsfan1353]

its the sound that makes me punch infants.. lmao that was great

[Chocaholic523]

I wanna punch a baby...lol jk.

[SwordPengy8]

omg 1:25 LOLZ

[wildcherry111]

lmao punching babies. "who would ever wanna punch a baby?" apparently someone who heard that noise. i have heard noises that almost like piss me off its crazy how you just hear it and u get mad. but i dont wanna punch babies for any other reason then them crying without shutting up. BUT I DONT PUNCH BABIES....EVER.

[crackaboyz]

hahahaha but who would ever want to punch a baby

[guitardaddy6]

lol. he is saying that the sound of babies crying makes him want to punch a baby...lol. or mabey he said that because if you punch a baby...it cries...i think. ;) lol. and the more it cries...the more he wants to punch it...and the more he punches it...the more it cries. an on going circle of punching babies. :)

[crackaboyz]

haha i gotcha

[Zhaileo]

dane cook rocks

[ahu125]

when he makes the babies cry...it sounds like your killing a sheep!!!

[moneyman4065]

the sound that make me want to punch a baby is when i hear me sister talking about her crap

[xxXXSapphiresLuvXXxx]

the sound that makes me wanna punch a baby iz when they do that crying shyt. lolz jk erone, i'm a babysitter i wouldn't do that!!!!

[Sorkijan]

You are not everything

[oustthecan]

at school i remembered this vid and totaly had a laphing fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and i got in soooooomuch troble but was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo worth it:-)

[SwordPengy8]

lol that happens to me EVERY DAY!

[wildcherry111]

lmao you punch babies everyday??

[SwordPengy8]

yea.. my stupid baby sister.

[oustthecan]

hey want to send a vid i found???:)

[SwordPengy8]

um....maybe?

[6our6vampire6hearts]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! xD

[titanquestboyguy]

what special is this from or comedic act?

[angeldev2306]

MEAN POOR BABIES BUT WAS SUPER FUNNY

[LAYADR]

LOL

[CPUandStarKirby]

funny

[Csquared017]

omg lol this 1 and "the finger" made me cry i laughed so hard

[catsinthecradle9]

i wonder that sound that makes you punch infants sounds like

[crazyXhunterXman]

GOD FORBID IM IN A NURSERY WHEN I HEAR THAT SOUND! :) love it

[chickenemoman]

@kingraider7 gay ass spammer

[kingraider7]

@chickenemoman 1 year ago wow

[Inearice]

OMG i was laughing so hard i couldent breath! xD

[XSasukeKunXLovesXMeX]

[[PFFT]] WAAAHH

[frenchfry113095]

lol

[Chilltown007]

Its the sound that makes me punch infants!!

[starwarsKING14]

lol i wish i can hear that sound neer my 3 year old cousin

[bjtilrox]

omg ik, my cousin is same age and i feel the same way

[xman5969]

That was hilarious

[link8745]

god forbid ur in a nursary! lol

[tastythighs180]

FALCON PUNCH!!!!

[Wolf902]

so funny!!

[Him0511]

*PFFT* WAAAH *PFFT* WaaaaH "GOD HELP ME!!" *PFFT* WAAAH!*

[lilraven336]

ohhhh god help me !!