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  • This man is a DICKHEAD

  • @larrson77 come out to Roma boy and see how Aussies do it cunt

  • Go Australia and Go Sam Keekovich 4 PM in 2013!!! ;)

  • @LARRSON77 you fuck head we want to fuck your mum cunt

  • @LARRSON77 no mate... fuck YOU

  • The fact that some people try and take this ad seriously says more about them than the ad. Just listen to it.

  • Look at all the negative comments on this by the sad, dreary, mopey people of Australia and the world.

    IT'S CALLED SATIRE. Clue up and add a bit of humour and laughter into your life for fuck sake.

    If you're going to be a sad sack and not take things for what they are, then don't waste your time typing. Better yet, go neck yourself. You're probably emo anyway.

  • hêhe_î_fÊêl_so_loNëlY_tóÐÁÿ

  • god this is the saddest most pathetic add i have ever seen. i have never felt so much sorrow in a country it self. Did you know that the Aboriginals calls this "Australia day" the THE FIRST WORLD WAR?? It is the most beautiful country that has been raped by the white english man (ones again) and his greed. Its all destroyed by these idiots.

    Its like coming to Ibiza-was a beautiful island that was all about living in the harmony with nature-now its all cocaine and and beer drinking ugly english

  • @vendelavoo fuckyou:D

  • @Becoui God, you seem to be such an intelligent guy! Very impressive come back there! Let me guess - red blemish surfer, driving around in a ute?

  • What a load of crap.....fricken idiot

  • WOW I have a newfound respect for Australians. God bless Australia!

  • wooow yeah we need a week off and any 1 who doesn't let us is a bum

  • "If is see another binge drinking pill poping footballer, making a tear-fully apology, ill blow a fuse!" hahaha 0:12

  • He's not being Racist, he's being real and patriotic, and might I say, nowhere near as patriotic as the large majority of the U.S.

  • GO THE ROOS!

  • Sam you should be Prime minister, you speak for most of Australia!

  • @bennyballbags2 And those that Sam doesn't speak for aren't real Australians anyway, so they can get stuffed.

  • This is what I call satire. xD

    Brilliant, Sam!!

  • Say nuclear wessel, you ruskie bastard.

  • This is crap....

  • kekovich for pm common u know it makes sence

  • go sam you bloody legend mate

  • sorry to make an inflammatory comment but ZING!

  • Lamb is still the most expensive on the market (in its category). If you want every Aussie to eat..it should be cheap!

  • @papadesi1

    shut up you tree hugging pot worshipper! just buy it and fry it!

  • You didn't get my point..did you?

    Anyways I am big Lamb Meat Lover!

  • Oh, I got the point. I was just trying to be funny :)

  • w32b3, u wanker!!!!i love aus, hope u dont live here!!! if u do, get on a air plane and leave, and if ya dont know the way i give ya a push in the right direction!!! tosser!!!

  • Australians (like myself), dont feed completely brain damaged people like

    SylvieKloot

    They are just desperate for attention. Note on their profile, they dont have their country there?

    Probably from some hillbilly American city, like

    Crookedteethville, or Letsmarryourcousinstropolis.

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  • @w32b3

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK I HATE YOU!

  • Amen Sam, Amen.

  • YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE

  • No one gives a fuck what you think you pathetic pile of fucking shit.

    Head down here on a holiday and I will personally rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck.

  • you live in Australia you dumb bitch

  • No. Not in Australia.

    But I have been there, and I know the truth about them and their country.

    I am not fooled by Australian propaganda, and the world has woken to their racist ways.

    Our harshest judgement is called for.

    And delivered.

  • I don't know where you come from, but I'm sure as hell it isn't as amazing as Australia. How dare you call us racist! We're one of the most multicultural countries in the world. Of course, in every nation, there's going to be some racist idiots - like you. However, Australia as a whole welcomes people of every colour. And we're proud of that.

  • People are racist everywhere, not just Australia! Look at America! Indians get treated like shit! The KKK was started over there! Look at Japan! Any person with blonde or red hair gets staired at just because they're not black haried like the rest of the country! So before you go prattling on about something YOU KNOW NOTHING about, how about you go do some research, then take a can of harden the fuck up! Stupid cunt!

  • That's funny as I've met and seen plenty of Sudanese people(Sudan is in Africa. Just so you know).

  • @brumbylalala im from aus. australia doesnt welcome anyone mate. dont be fooled, our country is very racist. i would say its the other way around, we're a nation of racists with a few exceptions.

  • you're an absolute idiot. who says australia doesn't welcome anyone? we have hundreds of thousands of people moving here from all over the world. yes, australia does have some racists but i challenge you to find a country in the world that does not have a few idiots in it.

    how about you keep your stupid, ignorant fucking mouth shut.

  • Wow. Really? Australia is Racist? Fuck me swinging dude! EVERY COUNTRY HAS RACISTS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT, IMPUDENT, PATHETIC, PESTILENTIAL, PEASANT! Grow up. Think for yourself. Fuck the media they talk shit. Tell me what makes you think Australia is racist, tell me all about it and it better not be something you got off a cable news channel or any news program at all.

  • hahaha a desk on the harbour bridge - that's mad

  • i can't believe he's a vegetarian!! Ha.

  • gimme a fuckn pig on a spit u wog cunt fuck off wit ur fuckn lamb dats not fuckn lamb cunt giv me pork u wog muddafucka or get outa me cuntry u fuckn cunt!!!

  • F***** THE LAMB I WANT HAM

  • lol helen clarke joke

  • I liked the first two ones keks did...05 and 06..but now they just seem to be stupid and don't make sense. The first two were really good though!

  • SAM KEKOVICH 4 PM!!!

  • YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE

    Man I fucking love these adds.

  • lol

    chuck a week of sickies

  • oh and also, i agree with this video, as in we definitely need a whole week to celebrate being australian. though i am a vegetarian and i have a blast every australia day. in my opinion australia day is about getting plastered, not about lamb :)

  • Nahhhh mate lol

    Sam Kekovich says it's lamb, so it's lamb!!!

  • lol you always come across those psycho english people who think we hate them. truth is, we don't think about it like that, 'cause we don't give a shit. we were just born here mate, pretty sure we didn't have anything to do with it. now eat a scone and drink some tea and chill out.

  • haha so your tellin yourself to get fucked? stupid fuck dog

  • or how about u shut the hell up.

    if this goes to the top, its a response to ozzyguy.

  • ollololo

  • whoa stop giving him a hard time its just a joke to get us laughing when were sitting in front of the Tv watching Roger take the australian open for tennis YOU DONT MAKE SENSE YOU BREAK IT ALL YOU SERIOUS BUMS

  • We are actually not the ultimate land of racists.

    The world is very racist itself.

    Canadians and Australians actually get along very well on a social level. Far better than americans-Australians, americans-Canadians.

    It saddens me when a message like this is taken as racist. Its not racist I can assure you. Listen to what he is saying.

  • And you speak on behalf of all Canadians?

    No, you don't.

    I know plenty of Canadians that would strongly disagree with what you've just said.

    Stop generalising with this nationalist, separatist cruel behaviour and grow a soul please.

  • @Swanmaens you are a cunt.

  • I see you ramble on about how crap my country is. But the end of the day Australia never gave a shit what your opinion was anyways

  • What a loser, the whole world hates Canadians... "BLAME CANADA!!!" HAHAHA

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! Great reputation, I wouldn't call it a great reputation unless you're proud of being treated as the worlds skid mark.. USA should have bombed you Canadians and taken over 100 years ago. FUCK CANADA! HAAA HAAA!!

  • ooh ooh ooh, next bushfires shall we say. more bushfires coming your way.... i shall think so!

  • say that to our face you will get your stupid fuckin neck slit you cunt

  • I really like these ads for some reason... :) Sam seems pretty serious, great delivery.

  • Even as a veggie I was laughing till he joked about Nauru... Nauru, Christmas Island and other "refugee processing camps" are no laughing matter

  • thats my boss (a bum) i took 1 week in RDO'S

  • fuk i hate this cunt

  • Watch your language you moron kids read these things!!!

  • fuk with all the shit hes saying kiwis are gunna think we root lambs, im sure this bloke certainly would

  • You do realise they are sheep.

  • isint this bloke a wog and dont white australians hate wogs cause of cronulla...????

    what about the poor cunt that got beaten up at cronulla station cause he was asian.....???

  • LOLZ his family has been in Australia before the WOGS even set foot in Australia.

  • Sorry Sir, but lebanese are not "wog".

  • get over yourselves, everyone.

    Can't anyone think of something better to do than argue about why or why not Australia is the best country in the world?

    Australia is major-earthquake proof and volcano proof.

    We are also AUSSIE-HATER PROOF

    If you think that the UK sh!ts on Australia don't even think about it. You sent all your convicts out here, and we're not afraid to come back there and show you ugly poms how much we love our country.

    OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE

    OI OI OI

    Aussie pride :)

    peace out

  • spelt aussie wrong fuckwit.

  • Actually you can spell it either way

    Oh and

    Fuck wit is two words

    And spelt is a hexaploid species of wheat

    the word you're looking for is spelled.

  • what?

  • Spelt. Cheifly Brit. A Past and past participle of "Spell".

    Spelled is normally an American-English word. Though Spelt or Spelled are commonly accepted ways of spelling. (zing!)

    Spelt from Old Saxon Spelta is a type of wheat.

    Fuck-wit, Fuck Wit or Fuckwit. Can be used any of these ways as its vulgar slang there are no real rules as its not deemed proper English by normal standards. in closing. STFU!

  • It can be spelt either way, unlike 'fuckwit' which is two words

  • nobody cares about ur country no wonder so may people from ur country setteld on other lands

  • what do you mean by that? We get many migrants coming into austrlia every year than going. I think you are thinking of somewhere else because thats wrong lol! try again ^_^

  • i was talking about england not australia i was replying to some pom bagging our country

  • You know it makes sense!!! :)

  • Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded. Just shut up and drink a beer.

    Happy Australia Day!

  • everyone please put a sock innit and just accept that australia is one of the best places on earth! happy ozzyday everyone!! ill be showing my pride with my mates and our v8's, roaring up and around the coast!

  • "Innit" is slang for "Isn't it".

  • instead of 1 lamb barbie, we need 21 lamb eatting opportunities! Too right Sam!

  • and another year has gone by - happy Australia day everyone - be grateful we live in the best country in the world ... and a long way from Egypt ...

  • for another view of australia day see my channel

  • "any boss that doesnt let you take a week off is a bum, just a week of sickies instead what could be more australian than that" haha so true

  • If anyone pulls Australia out of this world wide slump, it's Sam Kekovic for sure. He should be running the country so as to cut out all the bullshit.

  • who gives a stuff if his last name is croation, thats the beauty of Australia it doesnt matter where your from, born here or crossed the seas it doesnt matter if u move here and choose to call this great nation your home then your bloody Aussie!

  • That's pretty much only applicable if you are caucasian. Sorry mate lived in Sydney once before (not that far back) you can actually feel the discrimination in the air.

  • "Passable impression"...classic...

  • Well I think one of the funnest set of vids here - i like it a good laugh..

  • Sylviekloot: What a nasty and stupid little fuckwit you are.

  • You filthy piece of fucking shit.

  • pfft fuck u ya cock sucker. your just jealous coz no DOUBT u live in a shit hole ya fucking wanker. cunt.

  • firstly my dear fellow who exactly is WE. are WE really some bitter kiwi that is upset with the medal count from the last olympics?

    secondly when exactly have the seas become boiling ? the last time i looked fish were quite able to swim around in the water within becoming broiled.

    how do you differentiate between a nations racist non-nationalist and nationalist people ?? reference the word TAUTOLOGY for more information.

    have a nice balanced and objective day.

    AUSTRALIA LOVES YOU

  • Just be happy you don't live here u filthy cunt

  • profile says Egypt, now there's a shining light of a country for you.

    Oh and darling,......we don't exactly like you either.

  • Enjoy your shit hole of a country u dirty bastard. Australia is the number ONE country in the word. We are a young, free and welcoming country. We have a great education system, well paying jobs and are one of the very few developed countries avoiding the economic crisis due to our intelligence. Just because Australia declined your visa because your not up to our standards doesn't mean we're a racist country. Thus AUSSIE PRIDE!!! THE #1 COUNTRY

  • What? You mean defending ourselves from Japanese invasion? Stopping Indonesian incursions in Borneo? Defending South Korea and Vietnam? East Timor?

    If we really racist, we would have let then fall. Seriously, stop trying to make us look bad. You a fighting a one man war, and losing.

  • As an Aussie, I know many Aussies are racists. Simple. If you disagree, you haven't travelled very far. I hung around with various nationalities at school / uni / etc... and often was referred to as a 'nigger-lover' etc. Many Aussies are quite racist - and even have the nerve to deny it. Pathetic.

  • Answer this.... Why do you think we are seen as racist ? Is it because we actually show national pride, we have the freedom to speak our minds. We are a very tolerant Country, maybe too fucking tolerant i think. Very multicultural country also. We are extremely generous as well. What other Country would allow `aliens` a welfare system like ours ? Not to mention the education, housing & health care thats afforded to them also. Remember this .. we are a Christian, English speaking nation. Fuck u.

  • Seen as racist? I'm sorry, many ARE racist.

    Nationalism is not a good thing. An extreme example is North Korea. Nationalism promotes a sense of "Only people who love Australia 'as is' are true Australians' - which results in nobody standing up for change. We need change, and we need people to disagree with the status quo.

    Which 'aliens' are getting welfare? Do you mean refugees? Well, that's mandated under international law, not Australian law.

  • I dont mean refugee`s but dont get me started on those fucking filthy verom that flood our waters & do nothing but whinge , complain & bring the stanard of living in this country down. Refugees have a right to seek protection / sanctuary in the nearest country to which they are fleeing. Thats the international law. Not to cross many continents to come here thats plain fucking `que jumping` & illegal. Hence the term `illegal refugees` & thats why they arent granted permission to enter. Fuck em

  • What has defending South Korea or Vietnam got to do with Australia?

    Are you telling that the soldiers in those wars very fighting because they weren't racist? Racism has nothing to do with wars, but all to do with government decisions. Many soldiers went to Vietnam because they were forced by the Australian government. Aussie pride, hey?

  • You`re a fucking Idiot & obviously not all that well educated.

  • SylvieKloot you have NO idea do you, you honestly think egypt and the rest of africa isnt racist and is a better country then australia....if you are you're DREAMING

  • If you'd like to know why Australia has so many diplomatic and military interactions with Asia...perhaps it's because Australia is slap bang in the middle of Asia? The first thing any modern history student in Australia learns is that we're a Western country in the East.

    Yes, I know you didn't think of that.

  • Notice how Asia is a continent

    And Australia is also a continent

    And how you say Australia is in the middle of Asia.

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  • Do your research.

    1. Feeling "welcomed" is subjective.

    2. Aussies hate haters, always have.

    3. We were fighting Japan. Of course our targets were Asian - duh !

    4. Our immigration laws have been changed since 1975 to include peoples from all over the world, including Egypt.

    5. Immigration from African nations continues, it was never stopped - we voted that idiot out of parliament, can you do that?

    6. Educated? Yes. Men and women are both allowed to study, can you say the same?

  • Some of the most serious human rights violations, according to HRW's 2006 report on Egypt, are routine torture, arbitrary detentions and trials before military and state security courts.Egypt has become an international center for torture.

    Discriminatory personal status laws governing marriage, divorce, custody and inheritance which put women at a disadvantage have also been cited.

    Consensual conduct between adults is criminalized under Egyptian law as a "practice of debauchery".

    Yay for Egypt.

  • Australians would never torture or discriminate against anyone...right?

    And when did this become about Egypt, anyway?

  • I'm sure Aussies have tortured and discriminated. there was a comment above this one, from some dude in Egypt who was banging on about it, so I pointed out that, sure our track record isn't that good but better than Egypt's.

  • it sad to see little people like SylvieKloot with such hatred in their hearts. You not only need to educate yourself (re: Australia at war), but you need to get the chip off your shoulders. Listen to Obama's inauguration speech with particular note to his comments about "clenched fist".

  • You're not even Australian or living in here so you have no right to say that "Australian hate Asians. Always have." You are completely off the line: we do not target Asians. Why the hell would we target Asians while Asia is our closest continent and therefore should be our allies? A lot has changed in 50 years. Australia is a VERY multicultural country. Our education levels are also very high - they follow New York's education line.

    You seem racist yourself for hating Australia.

  • Pity this isn't the Old Testament...When was the last time a country sank into a boiling sea?

    This is youtube, seriously chill out.

  • i like chicken better.

  • after watching an ad designed to satirically take advantage of the growing trend towards jingoism in australia, people continue to post insular shit while thinking the advertisement gives there insularity merit.

    to laugh or cry?

  • laugh my fellow australian, sam knows best.

    the beacon of jingoistic enlightenment.

    you know it makes sense.

  • i agree 7 public holidays and lamb

    hell yeah

  • sounds good to me mate, im pretty sure ive got a week of sickies left lol

  • Go fuck yourself

  • whoever left a negative comment to this is not a real australian, get back on your banana boat nd fuck off :]

  • KillFrenzie, are you a fucking moron?

    Kangaroo meat gets exported to Russia. They eat more kangaroo meat than we do... So you're saying they're more Aussie than us because they eat kangaroo meat?

  • Most aussies have never even eaten kangaroo is what I'm sayin'.

  • AND I think aborigines were eating kangaroo a long while before those russians so now that I think about it your a fucking moron because last time I checked Australian aborigines are Aussies.

  • I've tried kangaroo and I don't like it. I also didn't even mention Aborigines, and nor did I say they weren't Aussies? I fail to see where that came from.

    What you're saying is basically like saying you're Italian if you eat pizza or pasta. Think about it - you're an idiot.

  • So it's stupid to say Aussies eat lamb. Your the idiot.

  • Lamb has no cultural significance and this video is satirical. Look it up.

  • Ok and what do you think i was trying to be? Srsly?

  • Bloody legend, I miss the 'true Australia' that I gre up in the 70's/80's

  • Why would anyone take advice from someone that doesn't even make sence.

  • jus chuck a week of sickies..wat could be mre australian than that!!!! so fukin true!!

  • stacking my fridge with lamb now!!

  • i love that ad its so true. And i love australia i can't think or anyother place i'd rather be. GO AUSTRALIA!!!:D best bloody country in the world.

  • i second that mate! :D

  • God Bless Australia

  • and the revenues from the lamb industry won't hurt either

  • this bloke is a rippa!

  • lol cained helen clark

  • Sam, keep up the good work...

  • lmao oops at my lower comment im a dick i paused it after the first 6 seconds and wrote it

    so

    holy fuck yeah for australia week , could you imagine it.

  • lol what

    is this serious?

    fuck off, australia day will always be a day we celebrate no matter what. if they ever took it away it wouldent matter people would still celebrate