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  • lmfao at the guy in the background at 0:04

  • The video kept lagging at 0:11 ! hilarious!

  • yeah... wildlife. more like wild whores.

  • "I feel like i can once again take pride in my community i think this will really revidolize tourism" stabs the two girls lol

  • @azza943 you retarded its a cartoon, of course its fake

  • azza943@ he can talk he's just got a reputation of being all scary so if he talks he would be less scary

  • @azza943 its familiý guy not fake

  • this video is fake! ..jason can't talk.

  • Keep hitting 5

  • i was waiting for him to stab the reporter at the end

  • lol ahhhhhh his voice omg the way they make him sound a normal guy ahhhh

  • ok the real jason is gonna be pissed offf when he sees him on Family Guy

  • press 5 owwww

  • I WAS MORE SO LAUGHIN AT HIS KNIFE THO....THAT SHIT WAS DRIPPIN BLOOD BEFORE HAND...LOL...

  • @BASKETBALL3437 Knife?! THAT'S A FUCKING MACHETE.

  • @Deepestofoceanicblue OH YEA I GUESS A KILLER LIKE U WOULD KNOW THAT FACT RIGHT?!!!...OH OKAY...LOL...SMH....

  • After he kills the two girls press 7 XD

  • @LockNLoadTV you've got a fucked up mind my friend! :)

  • @0inspiration0 Why thank you

  • jason allways see that

  • press 1 for the ''the late fuck"

  • Keep pressing 5 !!!!!

  • @NBASwagMaster123 press 5 and then 8

  • what was that yellow thing at the end of the video?

  • by wildlife, did he mean animals or people?

  • a cat playing bongos brought me here,,, what the fuck?????

  • iz it me or did u c him go under water

  • They diden't make his sandwich fast enough

  • press 5

  • einfach mal so nebenbei im gespräch töten? cool *Q*

  • 00:08 is better :)

  • 00:04

  • well at-least he thought about the wild-life-)

  • press 1 to see the one guy on the left say the same thing as asian reporter trisha takanaowa.

  • its overjoying to see the dead get really involved in the community.

  • and it's a great way to stay in shape...

  • @SliverMonstrosityInc Damn! You beat me to it

  • @johnboy7856 sorry about that. but so did JTKatz07. lol.

  • In today Germany systematic maltreatment of children is organized by the state and executed by snitchers.The psychiatric literature holds many reports of jewish children having been persecuted in exactly this way.Since WW2 psychiatry was regularly misused by Germany to discredit and persecute the NAZI victims.Germany pretended to pay compensation to get the former victims into the hand of shrinks certifying them being mental cases due to persecution.Sometimes they even got some 100$ compensation

  • press 2, and you see a guy on the left, drowning himself

  • click on the red bar and hold space bar for ''Slow-Mo''

  • news wommen sounds like news lady in saints row 3

  • @TarkoHD probably same voice actor.

  • Mine keeps stopping @0.11 :(

  • Thank goodness the wildlife is okay.

  • Press 5. Enjoy...

  • Killing with the left hand.....must be the new crappy Jason.

  • Pause at 0:11

  • Searching Titannica will get you to the weird side of YouTube...

  • this is jane valderama....

  • lol alot of life coming back

  • 0:10 Obvious aimbot

  • jason is gay 

  • he couldent took some girls like series or such steal the money of theirs

  • I never knew Jason had such a beautiful voice.

  • Press 5 for Jason to stab some hot chicks.

  • press 5 for fatality :D

  • lol

  • Lol

  • Like if you just came out the german part of youtube xD

  • ummm any one notice one of the guys sink into the water in at the start of the clip?

  • im watchign on fri the 11th lol

  • AIMBOT!

  • click 5 then 8 :)

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  • @darksideofevil13 Because that Woman is a boss

  • He forgot to mention it's a great way to stay in shape

  • @JTKatz07

    It took me a few seconds to get that. Man, do I feel like a real pinhead.

  • why isn't she scared?

  • @darksideofevil13 because it's family guy xD

  • jajaja jason

    

  • press 5 then 8

  • jason voorhees nows about wildlife he cares jason for president payed by obama

  • I like how this dude's commanding people to subscribe and this is his only video

  • @wisewarriormuzic XD i just now noticed XD

  • HOLY SHIT... he talks!

  • It seems like since youtube introduced the "top comment" thing everybody on the internet became a fucking comedian.

  • @MrTheguybelowmeisgay more like they're now thumbwhores.

  • @MrTheguybelowmeisgay includding you poser!

  • @ironmaniatiko "including" you, jealous assface :)

  • @MrTheguybelowmeisgay hahaha you are so funny.

  • so stupid like the films

  • stab the REPORTER SHES A SNITCH LOL

  • He sounds like Mitt Romney

  • Its a ciggarette not a light saber C:

  • How's everything going?

    Fine Mr. Vorrhess.

    Good, cause if you screw up, I'll kill ya.

    How did you forget that bit?

  • @HerecomestheCalavera One day after, im not liking you though.

  • @BizarreMonkeyCorp Lol that would be Monday the 13th

  • @HerecomestheCalavera Darn, foiled again.

  • jason can't talk

  • @TaBaLoTsKiE09 That's the joke

  • aimbot

  • aimbot!! 0:10

  • 0:09 fatality button

  • she's an asian, she didn't change her expression because she didn't see it

  • aua xD

  • i love how the news woman doesn't change her expression at all

  • @JTReece3577 She did but you can't tell.

  • 0:09 nice aimbot bro

  • Why did he kill the blonde?

  • @TheEliteTherapist Because he's a believer in Darwin's Theory of Evolution, a dumb blonde girl wouldn't run past a pale and hockey masked wearing man who is wielding a machete. Shes also supposed to be in the kitchen. (Not sexist, I just find the joke funny.)

  • press 3 for guntake

  • He sounds just like John C !(Dr.cox)

  • press 5 for double fatality.

  • Did the girls deserve to get stabbed?

  • I thought jason wouldn't talk

  • I like the part when hes talking then he stabs the girls!

  • wtf, jason is chuck norris 2 ?

  • OMG JASON TALKS. You Do Not See Him Doing That in The Movies. Epicness!

  • @cooldude9997 or better yet press 5, wait a second, like as soon as it turns to 11 seconds press 8  =DD!!!

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  • Anyone notice Jason's a lefty?

  • one of the people seems to get pulled underwater at the beginning lol

  • @DanielSmifson, lolz ;) ..Jason's voice sounds a lot like 'Howard Stern.'

    I'm actually starting 2 wonder if that that might not have been him doing the character.

  • LOL.

  • sorry,butJason NEVER speaks.

  • Poke Poke.

  • You were born on a Friday?

    You must be human.

  • It's wierd. My birthday is the 13th of October... I was born on a Friday.

  • AIMBOTS!!!!

  • Seems like a cool guy

  • OH WTF I JUST REALIZED ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! XDDDDD

  • @cooldude9997 XD (stabs them .) ya know that aint seen in a while and im sure were gonna see alot more of th

  • I'm watching this on Friday the 13th

  • like if u watching on Friday the 13th

  • @emmanromeo315 like if your not

  • i see the top comment then im unsure whether i should like it! then i end up liking it and i feel distraught inside then i move on! story of my life on youtube

  • you should watch out for tommorow

  • What the hell is Jason doing in Quahog. I thought he was supposed to be in crystal lake lol

  • awwwww why did he have to kill those girls they were hot, why didn't he kill meg??

  • press 5 then seven

  • Jason voorhees is Claude speeds older brother

  • did anyone else notice the swimmer in the background at 0:04 get taking under water....

  • This is what Jason would be like if he were an NPR announcer. XD

  • Just a normall Call of Duty knife...

  • push 5

  • I never seen a green light saber before

  • keep pressing 4

  • Press 5 for alien orgasm

  • Fake and gay. Jason doesn't talk

  • @BEARARMZ thats the joke you dick

  • @BEARARMZ shut the fuck up, your either joking or the dumbest fuck ever.

  • @BEARARMZ actually it happened lois became maor(sorry for spoilers)

    and yadiyadiya

  • press 5 to stab the girls

  • press 3 then 2

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  • Dont steal comments buttface

  • 0:10 Black Ops in a nutshell

  • 5 then 8

  • clear english ;D

  • 0:10 0WNED

  • ha ha ha

  • 0:04 how does that dude go underwater without his hands o.o

  • The snowflake button makes everyone come off as a member of The Polar Bears Club