Dr.Cox Rant on Why Everyone is Funny

[Razzle162]

15 peoples coffee wasnt as good as crack.

[KrumpetNylon]

none of that was really funny to me until Ted lol

[trajan74]

Ladies and gentleman, allow me to present 'Man Breaking the Fourth Wall.'

[lbrinin1701]

@SianDaviesgirl you are SO right!!!!

[FerneJohn]

Ted is the best. I lost it when he saw the ink from his head.

[Anathema1984]

I am?!

aaaaaaahhhhh...

[fcthecool]

And Alice here..

[day500champ08]

Someone tell me how the whole cast does not crack up at the end of this?

Dr. Cox is #1 and we all know it.

[Brandish728]

@day500champ08 They have many many many many re-takes.

[tokyopanda13]

"Well, you know, i do what I do...what I do...what ah dooo..."

[TheIrishIdiot31]

I made shoes for my rabbit LMFAO!!!

[TheAlicekingsly]

ted:awww

[advocate319]

"And Ted is the hospital sad sack." "I am?" "Yuuuus" "Awwww....." x3

[Midnighter169]

ted would make a great chewbacca

[darcymaywhitaker]

Are my new boxers made of wool cause my weezils getting heatstroke :L LMFAO

[MetalGearRexPilot]

Lavern and ted were best.

[dlue2fu]

lol ted i feel sry for you

[speedbuggy]

"So good it's like crack." Crack is good?

[KlownStyleZZ]

The only line I actually find more annoying than funny is the whole commit thing with the many t's. Otherwise classic Dr. Cox. ^^

[ColonelHugmufin]

He's right. Kelso is the funniest no matter what he says.

[13ilovejohnnydepp]

i can watch this over and over again its just so funny

dr. cox is my fav :)

[csesmftw]

"Are my new boxers made of wool? Cause my weasels gettin heatstroke."

[ConnectivityTour]

1:14

I'll just leave this here.

[MrDirectorMan18]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blue3616]

press 4 for rabbit shoes, press 5 for alice, and press 7 for poor ted

[indiff86]

3 for yo house

[OldEmixX]

*quote of what you just saw*

[DWSimmy]

I do what I do

And I do what do



[TraineeHero]

14 people googled 'shoes for rabbits', realized they couldn't actually buy them then came back to this video and disliked it for getting their hopes up.

Soon they will once again return to this video and recant their disappointment induced dislikes because they will have formed an online community amongst themselves and discovered that if they all took some sewing classes they could make their own rabbit shoes.

The fans wont be mad, the rabbit owners wont be mad and the rabbits will have shoes.

[chailizard]

@TraineeHero finally an elaborate and thought-through explanation of the story behind the dislike bar.

[TraineeHero]

@chailizard I had to rewrite because I ran out of letters the first time. :)

[Ayshooooooooow]

-"Ted your pen exploded"

-"oouuaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAH"

[colt45isbest]

haha i laughed so hard I made a piggy like snort

[MegaFafnir]

"The point is... PLEASE. DON'T TELL ANY MORE JOKES."

[harmonyaffair]

i do what i do :D:D

[Psychogroundparty]

I made shoes for my rabbit... sounds like something I would say

[viridismonasteriense]

Where's Elliot?

[supermeuhmeuh]

"Ted your pen exploded..."

lmao

[TheBluntfan]

harryhausen lives...

...again

[Spudster93]

holy hell is my boxers made of wool cause my weasles getting heat stroke lmao!!!

[k9DaAV]

ted <3

[Tice032]

Mmmmmy right?

[MentalFreakShow]

"The janitor is amusing because, quite frankly, he's insane."

So, so true..

[mistameth92]

"ur pen jus exploded"

"awww", "Aawww"... "AAAWWWWW"

[Bluejerra]

Ted is hilarious and I don't think it's funny for someone to believe in God.

[DonBoby]

@Bluejerra of course it´s not funny to believe in god, IT´S HILARIOUS!......gods´ existence is as plausible as eastern bunny´s existence or tinker bell´s existence (and even if gods exists, why would them cares about humans?...so egocentric )

[Bluejerra]

@DonBoby I really hope you're kidding.

[TheWisdom187]

@DonBoby hey.. if we can place the fate of the free world in the hands of a mythological being, not to mention you have to believe in zombies since according to the end of days, it states that the dead will walk the earth, you have to believe all this to be elected to office of president. now i bet you are feeling really good about having those nuke codes on the hands of someone that believes that.. =)

[MsLogjam]

Ted the human Eyeore.

[anthony23011]

I love it when turk says "well i do what i do and i do what i do"

[johnnomonno]

"Ted is the hospital's sad sack"

"I am?"

"Yes"

"Awwww"

LMAOOOOO

[zebidee44]

I love carla's little smirk at the end :P

[JWBails]

Ted at the end :)

[SmashLiXs]

i love ted's disapointments

[simpleton7]

A show that can take apart why it is funny, and still be funny. Win.

[1unisol1]

he just described why everyone watches this show...

[HappyGestapo]

13 people wish they were funnier than Carla

[Naruhinaluver15]

and i'm funny cause i commit

c-o-m-m-i-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.... tea LOL

[iamafish400]

i actually love this rant, it's one of my favourites. especially the laverne line even though it's harsh XD

kelso's line cracks me up too

[viridismonasteriense]

2:07 Carla's laughing!

[TheRogueCowgirl]

Lmao... Ted...

"I'm not a sad sack am I?"

Carla"Ted your pen exploded."

*Looks down*

"Ahwww..... "

*Sees hand*

"Ahwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

[CheesyRachie]

"I'm not a sad-sack am I?"

"Ted, your pen exploded"

"Awwww, AWWWWW"

xD

[Sueiza]

The 'tea' bit slayed me.

[oXNOMXo]

i'm not a sadsack am i? ted...your pen exploded oohhhh..OOOHHHH!

[Troop3r666]

"and Ted is the hospital sad sack"

"I am?"

"yes"

"AWWW"

[alexmiddleton4]

Well ya know I do what I do and I do what I do

[triplexxxsatyr]

Kelso: "Holy hell...are my new boxers are made of wool? Cuz my weasel's getting heatstroke."

[EoN604]

@triplexxxsatyr very observant, cock face.

[alexia2099]

unfortunately>>> i am so the person to make shoes for a rabbit.......

[Hu6CityRidah]

You know I do what I do when I do what I do

[manufran02]

Hey is John C Mcginley related to the guy that played Jefferson Darcy on Married with Children.

[whityjack]

i didn't understand what kelso said...

[Colorshade]

@whityjack Something like: "Holy hell, are my boxers made of wool? Because my weezels are getting a heatstroke!" You get the idea... xD

[whityjack]

@Colorshade that's helirious. Scrubs realy has the best jokes

[TomatoeAssassin]

I miss those hilarious rants.

[dan333onlyhalfevil]

poor ted xD

[DarkestofTimes]

Ted:uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[WakeUpEveryone]

you would here crickets shirping but they were to uncomfortable about just how unfunny that actually was

[Domowoi2]

ted is the hospital sad sack... am i? oooooo xD

[LittleHarriet]

Is there a Dr Cox figurine? Cos I would kill for one of those! :D

[beezman84]

Legend! gotta love his rants

[cruzer1067]

Dr.Cox: Ted is the hospital sad sack

Ted: I AM???

Dr.Cox: YES!

Ted: uhhhhhhh

[LittleHarriet]

"I made shoes for my rabbit"

[tekhiun]

"laverne believes in god" lmao

[ISeenACar87]

Ted your pen exploded!XD

[4795623]

The writers who work on Dr cox are geniuses

[lauralovesmuffins]

You know, ANY other show would have crickets chirping after Carla's joke, but Scrubs just has Dr Cox saying "You would hear crickets chirping but they were too uncomfortable about just how unfunny that actually was." and it's just so amazing.

[RockSmithStudio]

"Laverne believes in God, which is hilarious to me"

XD he is a mean bastard!

[lauralovesmuffins]

john c. mcginley is a genius. all this monologue without ONE cut in between. and he delivers it in such a unique way. without dr cox, scrubs wouldnt be the same!

[eLegantLywasTed7]

you know i do what i do what i do what i do... lol turk rules!

[nashychillin]

the best line ever

''i made shoes for my rabbit'' LMAAOO!!!

[Tprinces]

awe, poor Ted XD

[interruptTaylorSwift]

COX: "You're probably fantasizing me as the maid from the Brady Bunch. Am I right?"

JD: *thinking* He was ...

Aw, the way JD says that was so adorable, haha!

[ELIEISMYHERO]

Well you know what I do what I do what I do

lol

[sebastel2]

c o m m i t t t t t t

[PeppermintPepperoni]

See - Oh - Em Em Eye - TEE TEE TEE TEE TEE TEE TEE TEEEEEEEEeee.... Tea.

[fiegepilz]

what does he say near the ending with the t t t t tttt, my english is not so good^^?

[meh54]

After the tt ttt tttt?

"I also do funny rants"

[Joelsef2898]

he was spelling the word "commit"

[landcommander1981]

Reminds me of Tigger then, when he's spelling

[Ash2good99]

"And I'm funny because I commit. C, o, m, m, i, t t t t t t ttttteeeeee, tea."

[mrshadowXJ]

how did his pen exactly explode

[alan7477]

The Janitor probably rigged it lol

[DoodMan7392]

LMFAO!

the funniest one is when he says he finds it funny that laverne believes in god =P

and then its janitor with his bunny shoes lol

[creeball]

cox is riht. carla should never tell a joke again not now (hands side to side), not ever (hands once more side to side).

[Jeminayr]

Holy hell! Are my new boxers made of wool, cos my weasel's gettin' heat stroke!

Now THAT is funny! :D

[Tsugo582]

ahahah! love the ending!

carla: ted your pen exploded.

ted: *looks down* oohh!, *sees his hand* OOHH!!

[Hayley8343]

The ending was epic xD

[jsdman1234]

Man,

this is pissing me off,

i saw an edited version of this which was fucking awesome,

but i can nvr find it,

[iraniie]

you mean that when they show wy everyone is so funny? like when cox said "i also do funny rants" then they show a rant

[jsdman1234]

kinda

accept they didnt do that one cuse he was already in the middle of a rant

like they did a clip of elliot tripping and screwing up crap,

[Chazzamajig]

"i made shoes for my rabbit"

everytime i watch this i crack up at ted at the end. i love him :D

[heyz185]

"Im not really a sad sack am I?"

"ted your pen exploded."

"ohhh, OOOOHHHHH."

[HippieGirl345]

"Levern beleives in God which is hilarious to me" hahahahaha XD

great line!!

[jubbles23]

Laverne.

[HippieGirl345]

Heehee I can't spell for my life :D

[Snipez26]

It's Beard FACE!

[aParticl3]

Ted is hilarious!! =p

[NoobTheShow24]

i made shoes for my buuny LOLOLOLOL

[l1234l1234l]

rabbit lol :)

[JackClare1995]

This is the best rant ever

[scunythescou]

"Dr. Beardface, Dr. Mickhead, Colonel Doctor, and Snoop dog intern."

"hey hey!"

"My bad Snoop dog resident."

[swansjack08]

Everybody in Scrubs is funny except Carla lol.

[partygirl209]

JD's got different scrubs!

[eLegantLywasTed7]

it so good its like crack! lol xD

[malroxursox9]

tttttttttt.....tea. HAHA SUPER FUNNY!!!!

[joshmosh79]

my weasel's getting heatstroke!

[DaraJonas]

he's not insane he's a genius i mean shoes for a rabbit is awsome i wish i had some =D

[XxzZNZzxX]

typical a doctor rant has to last for a full 2 minutes!! AWSOME!!!!

[jji1887]

Carla's about to lose it after Kelso's comment lol.

[loz07z]

The Janitor Is Funny Because Quite Frankly He's Insane, 'I Made Shoes For My Rabbit' XD

[leilijon]

What does he mean by turn a phrase?

[PeppermintPepperoni]

Wiki says:

"To create a particular linguistic expression which is strikingly clear, appropriate, and memorable."

[Barbossa1337]

I love hes speakings:))

[snooksp]

carla is funny when shes not funny

[wowser77]

Because I c-o-m-i-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-­t.

[dadman1988]

I feel so sorry for ted.

[HauntedGhostLady]

Nobody can rant better than Dr. Cox.

[guinessman2012]

"laverne believes in god which is hilarious to me"

[harlanmiller]

i like that shirt elliot has on.

[ante455]

Elliot isn't even in the video

[harlanmiller]

ante, i think that's her at 1:32 that todd's...sniffing, i think.

[ante455]

I don't think it's her, the thing is that she looks like a nurse because she got purple pants, Elliot always wear bluebecause she's an intern.

But i do like the shirt :D

[ArseArsensCreed]

This is from season 6. She definitely isn't an intern anymore...

[ante455]

Ok, sorry. But if it's season 6 (which i'm not sure about, but i trust you) she would have a white coat.

[ante455]

With "she" i mean Elliot. not the nurse in the video. And you shouldn't say things like that even if i was wrong.

[Auntpearl]

Nah thats not her.

[darkpisces3290]

Cox: And Ted is the hospital sad sack.

Ted: I am?

Cox: Yeah.

Ted: (Groans)

lol

[pizwoggins]

right after kelso's comment, yo ucan see karla struggling not to laugh!

[potterlover72107]

scrubs is so friggin hilarious.

[namakemono49]

Ted <3

[SugarLustyKiss]

im not a sad sac am i?..ted your pen exploded..oohh...ohhh....lmao nice.

[guitarsrock1987]

i made shoes for my rabbit

[mynameisiansmum]

And, well, Alice here...

classic.

[nicisg0d]

She is trying so hard not to laugh when DR.Kelso talks

[OUCHEN1900]

she haaaaaaaaaaad too its a part of that scene

[Edinovich]

Commit.

C-o-m-m-i-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.

T.

[dadman1988]

Poor ted.

[shadows124]

lavern believes in god, and i find that hilarious. i agree with cox there.

[GR0WLX]

Love it. This episode was on last night :-D

[sforden]

2:14

[Emmy4McGinley]

"John McGinley for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series, 2009"

[NatdotW]

'Lurven believes in God which is hilarious to me' - LMAO!

[SsPierabz]

Laverne*

[dxd2006]

i agree with Dr.cox there lol

[PyroAnarchist23]

laverne believes in god which is hilarious to me

lmfao epic win

[imbobsaget]

this shit dont work in hq

[delucian]

2:14 kills me every single time

[KennyAndStanLover2k8]

Nice xD

[3m1rfile]

ahah maid in the Brady Bunch xDD

"he was..."

[VelvetRevolver00]

well i do wat i do wat i do wat i do lol

[guinessman2012]

i made shoes 4 my rabbit

[dominico1983]

carla just doesn't fit in the show, she's so annoying and no sense of humor

[dieingbreadmens]

"Ted, your pen exploded..."

- "Ohhh...Ohhhhhh!" :D

[ellismewzic]

carla, you rascal. i can't help but notice you love making jokes.

[mthiels24]

c-o-m-m-i-t-t-t-tt-tt-t-tt-tt-­t-tea.