Bionic Man
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  • Your Video Is Very Useful Sharing Armless man uses two robotic arms.

  • i dont recommend to je*k with this arm :D

  • Homer:HES HAND GOES HIGHER THAN HIS SHOLDER

  • thy used a human LIKE FUCKEN ROBO COP!

  • straight from the terminator

  • skynet will have him by the balls....

    the day will come..

  • cool. can you jack off with it?

  • Cool hat

  • Lmfao what if he randomly thinks about punching the annoying person next to him at the grocery store?

  • if bionic woman was so awesome, the why is bionic man this poor?!

  • Inspector Gadget

  • And he even has a Bionic Belly.... oh wait

  • i never asked for this...(Deus Ex)

  • @wdeaver7 "I never asked to be bionic!" Barney Miller

  • such an amazing evolutionary leap for humanity and the comments on here are of utter stupidity. this is what people should be watching, learning and idolizing, things to advance our species civilization and instead we have millions obsessed with jersey shore and american idol. imagine all the human effort towards mind numbing entertainment switched towards advancing us, pushing us forward. instead we continue retarding our society. ha good on us

  • @nicosuave6969 It's too late. Google wants people dumb so that we continue to use them to figure stuff out, as apposed to retain it ourselves. Besides money has had a grasp on the direction of humanity for a while! ::plummet:: .. greed capitalism.. ::doom doom::

  • @Disorot too bad huh? what a waste of a somewhat advanced species.

  • @nicosuave6969

    I can see your point, but if you don't have fun in life, what's the point of living it? ;)

  • @nicosuave6969 dont agree at all..

    mechanics and this shit will bring big trouble in the future ( i dont mean this terminator thing) .. i mean the employless people..

    there will be a giant lose of work places.. around the world some day..

    because people will be replaced by robots..

    and i cant stand this thoughts

  • @nicosuave6969 Ironically you have some of the worst grammar I have ever seen. I think people should learn to write in the language they're bitching with before said bitching is enacted. Oh, and evolution implies biological advancement, not technological. You want our species to grow as a whole? To become what we have the potential to be? Go fucking do it then, and stop complaining about everyone else not doing it for you.

  • @Gurgadurgen Its not always wise to start a sentence with the word "oh." This is frowned upon in the educational community. Trolling is also frowned upon. Nicosuave6969 has a good point. Due to the exponential growth in technology, evolution and technological advancement will become one. Hopefully this growth is not reversed due to lack of education, trolling, and reality tv. I see Idiocracy already forming.

  • @Gurgadurgen im complaining about the human species not reaching our evolutionary potential and this guy is complaining about my 3 month old comment. i guess we have a serious difference in what's worth complaining about.

  • @Gurgadurgen He didn't say Darwinistic evolution, which is biological advancement. The plain term evolution can refer to any change that makes progress, biological or mechanical.

  • 6 million dollar redneck

  • He better practice on a hot dog first or could pull his pecker off lol.

  • that looks sick! if i that i would look like iron man in class! >:)

  • Damned, the beginning of Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

  • i have no words to explain my happiness.....i never thought that it actually can be real.....

  • oh my god its a very wondrable invention. i want to know the price of it because my brother losted his hands. financial i am not strong. so i need a favour.....i need your help....plzzzz......will...you plz send your contact number.....i am from india....

    my email adress is:- navneetverma8@yahoo.co.in

    waiting for favourable response........

    thanx

  • IF "DEUS EX HUMAN REVOLUTION" WERE REAL... IT COULD MORE AWESOME~! xD

  • @DragonBleu01 Well, we made a programmable superhuman one in Germany. we made a mind control one somewhere else and ones that are not rejected by the human body.

  • i wondered if he will get a bath .. does the machine will get wet??

  • Oh ok, so a surgery is done to pair the electrodes to the nerves?

  • how is it controlled?

  • @ManishChiniwalar

    The arm somehow senses his nerves, and he just uses his brain. Just like we use our brains to move our arm around.

  • @ManishChiniwalar Its a phantom arm. like saying your brain is telling that the limb is there when it really isn't. Or as described as Piggie822

  • oh come on! stop painting robot hands in skin colour!! it looks fucking terrible! go watch the Deus ex: human revoltuon trailer and do that instead!

  • can you do peekaboo with those hands?

  • Can we ever go swimming?! or take a shower? :s

  • co za asy!

  • is it waterproof

    

  • 0:28 widać, że przydatna xd

  • its JAX

  • Auto Hand Job

  • @Werewolf5255 he didnt have arms? why? everyone has arms !!!!

    i know some people are crazy to do things with their bodies like they use silicon to make their breast bigger and they extend their penisses etc.

    But cut arm to fit Bionic arms ? is that really normal?

  • @TheDallasDragon He probably had them amputated during and incident or something

  • why he changed his real arms to this Crap>?

    it even doesnt look good

  • @TheDallasDragon Okay ,I won't insult you but.......WOW.He's not some moron that agreed to have his arms cut off for this....He didn't have arms to begin with.......I'm sorry but, that was a really stupid comment dude.....wow.

  • @TheDallasDragon are you trolling? I don't think he did it willingly man.

  • is this for real? Omg thats freikin awsome

  • i want two mor3e arms XD that could be great

  • skynet

  • I would spray paint them silver and make myself look like a total badass cyborg XD

  • thats just amazing!

  • That is so tits.

  • @Tbladez56 tits? where did that come from lol

  • It's Biono-Pirate... including the hook on his right arm.

  • Im waiting someone can develop penis robot. so we can have sex million times per day.

  • @arefatx, mdaaaa lol togda ponadobitsja ochenj uprugiy zhjenskiy organ XD

  • elbow down

  • Maybe we would have robotic arms and legs in the future.... now we have them but not in mass production but it would still take a long way before they could put nerves so that we can feel what we are touching

  • Technology really has changed in just 4 years. Today you don't even have those big ugly bulky parts and you get a lot more range of motion and everything is much more smooth and definitively less loud. Not to mention the sense of touch and being able to control it with your mind. I wonder how prosthetic arms will be like 4 years from now?

  • JHON CONNER! GET DOWN!

  • Mount a cannon on one of those and then I'll consider becoming an amputee.

  • he has to command it to move???

  • @graffwriter17 even in 4 years a lot has changed and besides, he lost most of his nerve endings which are what newer ones use to be controlled

  • Ernest X

  • Does anyone remember the final scene of Blue Harvest? The spoof of Star wars episode 4? When they give Luke (chris) the fake hand, the robot tells him, "make sure you practice with a banana a few times or you may rip your penis off."

  • this is awesome!. sub back. k?

  • it starts touching his dick, "must be excited all you pretty women here, I forgot it was on autopilot" loll

  • i wounder how he will shake hands ooops too hard

  • So many wires???

  • QUE CHIMBA!

  • Fuck yes.

  • he should get a arm canon

  • hehe he has a hook in one hand

    ahhrrrrr!! :)

  • oh i feel vagina on my hand,.. feel so great

  • I have just that much dexterity in my pants.

  • HOLY CRAP THAT LOOKS AWESOME O_O i wonder if he can punch through walls lol

  • @MetalDominican Well one day.... One day... O.o "CYBORGS ARE COMING" !!

  • @MetalDominican Then it would rip of his shoulder ffs...

  • @MetalDominican

    That would totally screw up the sensors. Not to mention the speed at which the arm travels.. Well, it would be like a tap :-p

  • Looks like he is pregnant.

    Bionic womb. Bionic baby.

    This is what the Amish are trying to warn us about.

  • i wonder if he can masterbate with those arm, and hand.. LOLZ..

  • Plus with no feeling in his hand he gets "the stranger" each time... ;)

  • @tcyang86 Learn to spell 'masturbate'-the most important part is 'u'.

  • @tcyang86 LOL jeah with the hook XDXDXD

  • @tcyang86 oh that's evil man!

  • @tcyang86 loooool you dirty mindz !!

  • @tcyang86 your fucked :/

  • @tcyang86 hahaha i was just wondering the same thing xD omg

  • @tcyang86

    Elbow down elbow up up elbow down elbow up elbow uhnngg

  • @tcyang86 i think he wld reep his dick of. xD

  • @tcyang86 Pay attention at 0:28 ...

  • @tcyang86 Yea, don't think using a powerful robotic hand to do that is a good idea or else your penis might get crushed....

  • @tcyang86 it comes with a flashlight ;)

  • Legg inn respons på denne videoen

  • @tcyang86 You've seen big bang theory right? I think it could go horribly wrong

  • I wonder how will he spank the monkey?lol!

  • is there a vibrating pussy adapta kit for it?

  • in my bed i will be tune this arm xD

  • very impressive... lets give the man a hand.

  • that was dumb

  • Esto me conmueve en el alma, y le deseo lo mejor a aquel hombre.

    It affects this me in the soul, and him desire the best thing to that one man.

    LOVE TO THE LIFE =)

  • niccccceeeee.

  • I would chop my left arm off to have one!

  • haha

  • amazing technology

  • lol he's unarmed

  • wow now he can pick up a beer again! all jokes aside I hope we get more advancments in this technology for people who lost limbs and think their life is useless now...

  • I kind of noticed his beer belly st away.I feel mean for seeing that and thinking what you thought too LOL

  • I'm so happy I'm almost crying. I did a masters degree in electronics. Look at the guy, he is so happy too. It's only when we start interfacing diferctly with the brain we might have problems and controversy.

  • dude he can mastrubate now!

  • at least he can wipe his ass now.

  • OMG thats scary, I mean it's great that he has the use of an arm, but OMFG when it was moving it looked like summat out of a film!!!!  amazing what scientists can do these days.

  • no, of course its not cool to give a disabled man the opportunity to (at least partially) use his arms again!

    But I have to agree though - how does he masturbate?

  • intresting point. don't think i'd want to grab hold of my beef with that thing.

  • with Litium-ion batery pack... obious, but no with the rigth hook arm

  • thats not cool man

  • woah cool

  • my god a cyborg man....err...cyborg PIRATE.

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