CHUCK NORRIS JOKES 8

[Rocketceres]

THESE AREN'T JOKES, THEY ARE FACTS!!

[Naafalilargus]

chuck norris is gay for himself hahaha :P

[tectec200]

the aliens never going to attack us chuck norris is imortal

[Youngswaggbloodz]

lets see -Googles Chuck norris is a bitch wtf? how knocking now

[Youngswaggbloodz]

@Youngswaggbloodz whos*



[sonicmon213]

when chuck norris kicks coal it turns into dimonds.

[SaskatoonFuckinRules]

Chuck Norris's dogs pick up their own poop,' ... that's fuckin hilarious!!! This vid rules anna I subbed. I might even have to embed this on Fakebook ( your quote ) unless I can find other funny ones!? Your channel rules and your vidz rule ... hilarious !!! BTW, thanks for the contact, i returned. Keep up the good work ! Don't have time to check out many of your vidz but I think imma check 'em all, too good, lol !!!

[27Hippieiyay27]

Chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky...

[MrPkingnubs]

Chuck Norris once took an arrow to the knee,he is now an adventurer

[crazymonkeymw2]

when chuck norris feels like being in a movie, he creates hit himself

[dob1997]

chuck norris wiped out the dinosaurs

[Aaron51801]

chuck is so weak, he is just a pussy, i could beat him, if he was that strong he would have came into my room and bash my head on the keylukghxcz bnsrtfgbikhgh,itmnfytrdxyhuijl­;

[XBestZombieX]

Chuck norris makes porn for the blind

[dnamccauley1]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[menggemaskan]

this is crazy! there's nothing special about him!

oh shit wait.. someone's knocking my door...

[halo123halo1234]

Chuck norris used to be pro but then he took an arrow to the knee 

[gsmfbsjetc]

@halo123halo1234 correction, chuck norris once took an arrow to the knee...that archer was never seen again

[Finksdumbvids]

@gsmfbsjetc Correction u cant shot chuck norris so he shot himself in the knee, no1 knows wat happen to the arrow

[XAnichanX]

Chuck Norris can strangle you with the thread of a phone without thread

[GamerZoneStudios]

96 people will never dislike a video again

[danysia1]

i googled it but anyways who is he aaha

[Hanzy302]

96 people googled "Chuck Norris is a bitch"

[TheRealAnarchrox]

Chuck Norris once shot down a WWII German fighter plane by pointing at it and yelling "bang".

[MrTURBOJOHN]

I googled chuck norris is a bitch

Nothing happened...

but for some reason my google no longer works

[thegodthatdied]

Chuck Norris round-kicked the universe into existence.

[Sve303]

Chuck Norris made the Nyan cat shut up.

[ThentonandKuril]

when nature calls, chuck norris hangs up.

[Freddieprentiss]

Chuck norris once made a snow man...... Out of rain water

[evilshadowsquirrel]

Chuck Norris beard is made of barb wire! X D

[TheEXpothead]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is an optical illusion. His right foot doesn't swing around and hit your head, his left foot spins the earth so that your head hits his foot.

People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.

Chuck norris can watch movies that havn't been made.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

[colebowl100]

chuck norris is a human not a god if he is so special he could come to my house right now andjksbfjsdiklcxgbhyjdfbgrt

[TheRealAnarchrox]

@colebowl100 What is particularly funny is that regardless of the Chuck Norris trend. he is a TaeKwonDo black belt and a student of Jeet Kune Do (the one Bruce Lee made) and if he came to your house, he could still kick your ass.

[oceanside1322]

lol this video is your best

[Blackfireproduction1]

what is so awesome about chuck notrshy dfjm,l; vegfkh

[flygbuss1]

I hope you reed this...- I need yor help...now....my E-100rolf@live.se....All others can fuck thim selfs...I am a hunter,,

[flygbuss1]

Hello again...this whasnt to good...I only want you too help mee.......I need something new in my life......as

[flygbuss1]

Hello Norris....I need you...I am a tuff guy from Sweden..and a have l3 girlfriend who want to give my life a hell... I hope I hear from you...I need to learn and give all i have for my life.....maybe I can give you some......mvh Rolf

[MsMangokiller]

chuck Norris invented fire by rubbing to icecubes :P

[flygbuss1]

I want to meet Chuck Norris....Fuck all this,,,Iwant to meet chuck..I am a Swedish guy...and I will meet him....helöp mee.-.........

[boxen76]

I googled Chuck Norris is a bitch!!

[thegodthatdied]

@boxen76

omg, are you dead now? 

[boxen76]

@thegodthatdied sorry but that man that had this youtube account can`t answer because he is gone!

[thegodthatdied]

@boxen76

shit, another victim of Chuck Norris...

[veseq123]

I don't know why you guys think he is so awesome. If he would be as awesome as you say, he would come here and smash my head to my keyboarfafgqweif;dqdkdjv;'wqeq­w'em vm';qd9e9qdsa'l1ds'j;

[tectec200]

@veseq123 everyone of chuck norris video say the same joke all the time like yours

[uber1337skillz]

the commercial i got before the video was the chuck norris wow commercial

[barrymonkers]

Chuck Norris can kick someone through a window without breaking the glass

[gravelly96]

Forget it. Chuck Norris is just a stupid overrated actor. If Chuck Norris really was a God he would enter my house in the next 15 second and slam my face on the keyboard. See? It aint hapey7rhiufht8yhg8thfruyghriuf­ncuyieralforwahf;pv0ut'aeeojfp­iq#f@

[ArtistikVision]

i wonder how many people googled "chuck norris is a bitch".

hmmm...

[Tiili97]

A Chuck Norris add on a Chuck Norris video... O_o

[johannesjtlol]

i used to make chuck norris jokes.. but then he kicked me in the knee :(

[thekid498]

chuck noris once did a roundhouse kick but then he took an arrow to the knee and still kicks ass

[Raskar485]

best chuck norris vid ever!

[Amongoose06]

[Negative comment removed by Chuck Norris]

[FrankaDith]

In the day Chuck was one of the greatest kickers in the world he and Keith Vatalie .

today he couldnt kick a ball down a hill!

[BaconTV123]

I just had a ad for Chuck Norris in the World of Warcraft

[sasuke8050]

Guys, Chuck Norris isn't a fucking god, or else he would be smashing my head to the keyboarrrrrranklc nflbjdcnjk ndfnbv lgjbxv jgbvxl hbzlx xljjb;sb xiugbxlcGxgbk fbj hkjc bhkxxblxkjb vjlkbcvxkjcbvbx jlhbxc kjbxc bpfxkvbxxcuifbxcljjbxcljkbxflj­b xlk jxclkjbxlvbx b kfjbxkkmxcbkxjdblxhcblxhcvb xchkvbxzc vblxzcvblxckbvlzcblxchkrbpfybf­bzcvfblzxc... NVM!!!

[djmussy18]

@sasuke8050 hhahhaahahahahahaahahhah dumb ass

[Micromusecut]

I hate that guy....CN

[sarahmostr]

banana.. hehe..

[KristoferAndersson]

I don't give a fuck about any Chuck Norris... who the hell he may be?

[counterafk]

Oh come on !! Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor!! If hes good, he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboaj5iojtpdghdjhökdnlögdgöf­nkhggjh

[btr309423]

come on chuck norris is just another actor and if he was a real man he would come to my house and hit me with my keyboarkjo;ig9JGOPweoj'kfpipoi­f.gmndioz

[ajfen1]

@btr309423 omg you totaly made that up by yourself omg you so funy hahahahahahahahahhahah he smash my keyboarIASDGFNSDUGsmjsdGYNuigd­GMSDfsaNU

[btr309423]

@ajfen1 thx

[Leafbleeder]

Chuck Norris went into hiding after doing some soul searching: he found out Chuck Norris was out looking for him.

[apfelstrudlOfOA]

Chuck Norris can raise a child by giving it the evil eye

[Thepedoz]

Cuck norris doesnt take a arrow the the knee . the arrow took HIM :O

[rallykingen]

Chuck Norris is going to kill 91 peoples :O

[awesometico]

@rallykingen 97 now

[ironhand3000]

Oh come on !!! Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor ! If he is god, he will come to my house and slam my head to the keyboardikfdbuhnjifdowhuiofewb­beqdqwdgbtrwnhtuyngqjlhf42uygf­i2whdn1

[lordpere]

@ironhand3000

This is a copy paste comment from another video, get a life looser :)

[todorean1]

@lordpere

9gag?

[vanya020299]

Easy

Normal

Hard

Deadly

CHUCK NORRIS <3

[TheArcadius10]

9GAG !!!



[razvasergiu23]

Oh come on !! Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor !! If he is a god , he will go to my house and slam my head to the keyboardasfklweiofhweioghowehg­weoiascvjqweiofhweovjneiofnwio

[Rendflex]

@razvasergiu23 Too bad, we already saw that on 9gag...

[pqvimana]

If Chuck is late ... time better slow the ... lol That was my favorite!!! Cool Video!!!

[MOZZWIGAN]

you have a weird stumpy middle finger lol

[thetoxicelmo]

chuck norris is so scarry even hello kitty said goodbye

[abomona2010]

watch?v=2JxzqgMKWC0

[SOGlord]

Abe Lincoln may have freed the slaves, but Chuck Norris is everyone's master!

[Manwhoknowshowtoread]

very nice video, good jokes, good editing. Got my like

[Sullensinner007]

God said "let there be light"

Chuck Norris said "say please"

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

Jesus can walk on water, chuck can swim on land

Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

[liam252252]

0:57 LOL!

[GeekTubee]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch... he tells time what he wants it to be.

[iAlbin1]

When a zombie bites chuck norris the zombie turn into chuck norris

[minikoeganisegg]

Liar! I just googled Chuck Norris is a bitch and I was still able to google smoething else after!

[owenator1111]

i bet you didnt know that "Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of Chuck Norris' first sexual experience.

[OminesDragon]

Chuck norrs Doesn't fire guns, he just screams "BANG" and his foe dies

[themadz62]

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun and after a couple days, the sun finally blinked!

[AdmirSarajevo]

A group of scientists decided to put some of Chuck Norris pee in a can. They sell it today as Red Bull.

[Sve303]

@AdmirSarajevo

I believe your thinkin about nitroglycerin.

[AdmirSarajevo]

Chuck Norris had in secret sex with every woman in the entire world. They now bleed once a month.

[jj124344]

chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a horse the decendent of that is a giraffe

[moshoomosh]

In soviet Russia you don't do the homework, Chuck Norris does it for you.

[justinwilliams171]

that was chuck norris's stunt double that lost in the movie

[apfelstrudlOfOA]

Chuck Norris does not believe in God, God believes in Chuck Norris.

[swarmlord101]

who the fuck is this chuck norris guy?

[thegodthatdied]

@swarmlord101

you must be retarded, he is an international celebrity

[Manadox97]

Chuck Norris can run through a plate glass window without breaking it.

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum, the gum melts in his mouth.

[BluEN1111]

/w w w.fotokristall .narod .ru/mov0001.swf

[LordVader999999]

they once named a street after chuck norris, but they had to change it cuz ppl kept dying, cuz no one crosses CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

Chuck norris can deliver the mail on sunday

[Oblivion287]

sticks and stones may break my bones but chuck norris will kill me!

[gino2240]

in Soviet Russia...a it doesn't' matter Chuck Norris ill kill you there too

[mkdsoldier9]

Chuck Norris does a handstand with his feet

[JimJamawesome]

chuck norris won the world series of poker using pokemon cards

[JimJamawesome]

when chuck norris was born the doctor said to chuck's parents "congradulations. it's a man"

[JimJamawesome]

chuck norris raised hundreds of animals. they are now known as pokemon

[hamasaken]

stop reusing jokes you idiot you already said joke about the finger in earlyer wideos

[WiiMan403]

Chuck Norris doesnt produce sperm, he produces tiny white ninjas

[harponeta]

@shortstack mate what s the name of the song at the end?:D

[PedilGuitarStudios]

the dinosaurs pissed off Chuck Norris. Once.

[OhBama21]

i googled chuck norris is a bitch then... hold on someones knocking.

[AdanOfEve]

@OhBama21 that was good XD

[leighia1]

wax on. haha

[newchihuahua]

@CrossTheGrigori And he's, what, 70 years old?

[The51734]

virgin islands got pregnant by chuck norris...... :P

[AgentZombieMan]

0:55 well then those aliens are gonna be waiting a long time

[hungergameschannel]

chuck norris dosent sleep...he waits....

[TheJokxification]

Chuck Norris dosen't battle, he just allows you to lose.

[Bloodberg69]

chuck norris told me a scary story all he said was the and i shitted my pants

[talibonx]

thumbs up if u googled chuck norris is a bitch

[Alejandro18Hernandez]

Chuck norris invented rap when his heart started beating

[joshrobertcassey]

if chuck norris needs a stunt double it is to run from somme of his obessed fans. i think i hear a banjo chuck norris run.

[vampierrubberduck]

chuck norris brot a knife to a gun fight and it was called world war 2

[ThePlank1999]

chuck norris doesnt need a watch he decides what time is it

[nightmarelover22]

Chuck Norris blows bubbles out of beef jerky

[Scotterson34]

Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

[Artharrex123]

If you and Chuck Norris both have $5, Chuck Norris has more money then you.

[ShinnyNikki]

chuck norris is so badass he doesnt listen to music, the music listens to HIM (wait...lol that reminds me of something)

[marcalrafael10]

chuck norris lost his virginity before hes father

[DannyG2k9]

chuck norris'es tears cure cancer

[WaitMaggotSurface]

You have funny looking fingers lol

[baskin5000]

chuck norris doesnt have hair on his balls, because hair doesnt grow on steel.

[HybridMoments100]

if there ever was a zombie apocalypse then the zombies would be running from chuck norris

[ScreamxxRadio]

I have to be honest. I dont know anything about him. but I like this video lol :]

[ellis0896]

Chuck Norris is so tough he... erm shit...

[MilitantPeaceist]

If there was a battle between Chuck Norris & MacGyver my money is on MacGyver .

Chuck ~ Adopts the look of the dragon ^o^

MacGyver ~ Responds with the look of WTF o.0

Chuck ~ Double butterfly backflip karate shoulder break

MacGyver ~ Takes off t-shirt, spins it, whips it & 'SNAP' 'No kiddies for you PAL'

[Jibrankiddy]

Chuck norris took a bite of the apple and apple hasnt been able to fix it yet

[luigikirbylego]

Chuck Norris doesn't build model kits, he roundhouse kicks the box, and it builds a mini statue of him

[b1gbudda]

chuck norris once had an argument with jesus, around 30-36 AD

(jesus died then)

[MarxSoul07]

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, dont ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

XD

[REIXGames]

If chuck norris faps to pictures of himself, he has Lost he's virginity... And that means he's gay too.

[ACEtheegle]

Chuck Norris doesnt fly he jumps up and chooses when to come down

[0WN3DbyTH1S]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands....

Now its just called The Islands.

[firasazar]

when chuck norris wants to fuck he use Viagra ....as calming

[0WN3DbyTH1S]

The Bible was orginaly called Chuck Norris and Friends.

[firasazar]

you can't get blood out of a stone, only chuck norris dose

[firasazar]

Talk of the Devil, and he is bound to appear..

talk of chuck norris ,and you are bound to disappear

[firasazar]

fight fire with ,,,,chuck norris

[firasazar]

Every man has his price , put by chuck norris

[powderedwater67]

Once while Chuck Norris was having sex in a semi truck, his semen got in the engine... We now know this truck as Optimums Prime.