Minecraft Far Lands or Bust #116 - Pseudo Canyon of Woah

[Wandergirl108]

This vid gets a 25. Not Kurt's best... :(

Umm...how did the open-aired hidey-hole work? Once upon a time, you had to be COMPLETELY closed off - there being ANY means for nighttime spooks to reach you meant being woken up by a zombie or skeleton. When did that change? Certainly AFTER Beta 1.6.5...personally, I kind of liked that feature...made the whole thing seem more...I don't know...AAGH, I don't know how to say what I'm trying to say! I just liked it! DX

[timconradical]

nice Coach Z reference.

[andrexw13]

what the hell is with the related videos?

[amythemistcat]

Iiiick, spec work. Terrible, terrible thing. I'm all for art contests and stuff, but when it comes to marketing stuff, it just doesn't work ever. I've seen some downright gruesome things come out of spec work.

[batboyx2]

Great Jorb?

[Texan315]

"Shrinkage." LMAO

[LA14c]

What episode did you first show your face before the 25k subscribers episode?

[TheOnlyAlchimous]

@LA14c the 100% special, when he got $8,200 for Childsplay

[Gladiatorhoward]

"great jorb"

homestarrunner?

[kingofpointless]

I want the T-Shirt to say 'And... Awakeness!'

[Xeroxias]

Wolfie doesn't remember the Canyon of Woah! You hadn't met Mr. McWolfington quite yet. Good thing, too, or the Canyon may have killed Wolfie. Sheer drops and all that.

[HBsongwriter]

@01:45 hahaha "*CHOPPING* it down to the funny bits" :D

[PROJECTFIMJIM]

Wiki says walking to the far lands will take about 820 hours... someone do the math to work out how many parts that is??? :L

[TheMistGuardian]

@PROJECTFIMJIM  over 260 most likely

[RAWRWAFL]

@PROJECTFIMJIM I got 2460 at 20 min parts

[xReDdEaDrEvOlUtIoNx]

Kurt, tell us about your dating life during high school :D If you're too uncomfortable to talk about that, please say so c: Also, any advice for us in relationships?

[kylev12]

no more farlands bro

[LogicalSpring]

@kylev12 He knows that. Thats why he's in a earlier update.

[MEGAMAN7659]

@kylev12 no shit, why else would he still be using 1.7.3 for?

[pinnsvin84]

@kurtjmac will you sell the t-shirts via zazzle or cafepress too?

[NGWH07041997]

about how many hours is gone?

[carrot272727]

Thanks for answering my question Kurt. I like going upside down as well.

[Amblydoper]

Obligatory question: What is your favorite kind of cake?

[Amblydoper]

You did a great job at recording and editing that video! Thanks a bunch for your dedication to the channel! I'm gonna donate soon! I once accidentally ordered blue shoes on the net instead of Black (both labeled BL), so don't feel too bad about the decaf. BLUE SHOES! ARGH!

[CrashingThunder]

Seinfeld reference? :P

[AGrayPhantom]

Canyon of Hello.

[maximumride427]

15:05

isn't that the whole point....???

[theyxaj]

Every time you say "Canyon of Whoa" I think of "Canyon of Woe"

[ashdragonwarior]

Sounds fun :) Would love to draw for the t-shirts.

[Aukianu]

the canyon of hello =]

[luong10]

OMG, when he snored at the end, I could have sworn there was a cricket noise in there. Wow.

[Naio]

i know youve been the doctor forever now, but if youre interesting in "branding" or logos...you should probably update to a more personalized skin.

[Binton7]

HEY KURT WOLFIE WOOFED AT THE BEGINNING BEFORE YOU WOOFED! LISTEN CAREFULLY!

[patrick1020000]

I'm not an artist, but a simple shirt that says "*WOOF*" on the front and maybe Far Lands or Bust on the back would be nice.

[TheRasheedWallace]

Am I the only person who said "wait, that's how you spell pseudo?"

[HellsingMaster100]

16:27 "Great Jorb". Just a question, what is jorb?

[TheRasheedWallace]

Must have "Indeed" T-shirt! :)

[FlamingBlueYoshi]

How close are you to the farlands?

[TheOtherDude32]

@FlamingBlueYoshi He is about 2% of the way there as of the livestream

[AGrayPhantom]

@FlamingBlueYoshi Still looking about 2-1 and a half years.

[patrick1020000]

flobruary

[GameStar1300]

When Kurt gets to the farlands:

*He gets there and somehow does not crash or fall through*

I finally made it *woof* yes wolfie you too,

*Looks to the left and sees a village from MineCraft 1.0.0*

[Powder507]

I laughed way too hard at Shrinkage.

[Jaredlwg]

its the upside down rollercoaster of well hello there!

[ChilliConCarnage625]

@Jaredlwg I'm Dr Rabbit.

[HBsongwriter]

hahhahaha "chopping it down" @01:45

[Montisa2008]

@HBsongwriter puns lol

[TheLazyFinn]

About the weather.... Here in Finland it's -25 Celsius or -16 Fahrenheit so not so very warm here..

[xxxLemonLimeLordxxx]

*woof* lol

[MrTDWfan]

Did anyone else sing the torches song for kurt?

[MrTDWfan]

I love how you talk to wolfie.

[MrTDWfan]

What about quotes for the shirts?

[Deus0tiosus]

If you were allowed to take three things/people with you on a one-way jurney to Mars (life support provided), what would they be?

[TARDISES]

@Deus0tiosus

I have a feeling 2 of them would be Wolfie McWolfington, and Jeb Kerman

[Thermalburn]

its 80F in LA right now. this is our winter -_-

[dillonklinux14]

Has anyone noticed that Kurt's movements are more jerky (not frame rate wise). It just seems like a touch of the farlands movement glitch

[RipFlm]

Can you upload your skin somewhere? IT'S AMAZING

[danm36]

20:16 Your hidey hole is in another castle

[mastatsan]

Yellow text "Great jorb!" was a Homestar Runner reference, yes?

[FuchsiLP]

Kurt, do you like/watch the Mythbusters?

[LonMcGregor]

do you watch "sherlock" ?

[thestickystickman]

Question- how much time do you spend on the internet daily?

Suggestion- you should create another series where you recreate the cozy cottage and mud shack using the seed or mod, then live there. It'd be a great way to show off single player in1.1, or you could do it when 1.2 comes out?

[bluemailfox]

Sopa

[NeuronicPlague]

Query: You're very much into astronomy. Would you care to share your views on astroLOGy?

[Kibakun75]

@kurtjmac what kind of design are you looking for? I might be able to take a shot at whatever you would like for a design.

[MBChilladin]

Kurt i dont want my model rocket anymore want it?

[Gypsie1]

Professor Yellow Text needs more love!!

[MBChilladin]

It BUZZES.

[MrBrandonKelley]

Kurt have you ever sucked in helium, and if so does your voice change? Could you demonstrate for us? haha

[MBChilladin]

My dad stole my speakers. YOUR VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!

[TrousersFTW]

"I've only been in front of the camera for you guys twice". Woah! Wildly misinterpreted... >.>

[AbleToWuppii]

Second time infront of the camera? What was the first time?

[BoatsOnAgoat]

@AbleToWuppii His thank you video for the $8200 charity goal.

[GilWanderley2455526]

*sigh*... this episode was a flashback of two flashbacks... The canyon of woah and the worst. hidey hole. ever

[lokphakwod]

What browser do you use?

[adoomerPL]

60°F you say... Here (in Warsaw, Poland) we have now -16°C (3.2°F) and in the morning it was -21°C (-5.8 F) - and it's just 10° further north than Chicago.

[FangedDragon01]

I thought there'd be people all over the world falling for your rugged handsomeness, Kurt.

[GilWanderley2455526]

SUB BOX Y U BE BROKEN??!!!

[Neotails8762]

Wouldn't that be the "Canyon of Hello"?

[darkychao]

we need a floating block of ice t-shirt.

[TheDayGamers]

FloB <3

[Raczso]

You should start the space shuttle video like Hannah also, by leaning in and saying "Hi!"

[TheCococrab]

you should work whit Woondercraft. thumbs up if you agree

[Lumitronic]

I laughed out loud at your Italian accent impression thing xD There are actually Italians who talk like that. That makes Italians who speak proper English– like me, hopefully– look a little bad.

[ChiefLeftenant]

@kurtjmac Thanks for the time laps video. Only two days before my B-day. And on 1/31/12 was 71 in Wichita, Kansas, So that Solar Mass Ejection actually made it warmer. Just get some shirt design out there to start with. And have about 3 of them.

[ParklaneKarma]

how far have kurt gone now? like under 10%?

[godzilladeception]

i want a far lands or blust T-Shirt

[walkongrass]

Poor Kurt: with all people in the world that don't care about health, you were the lucky guy destined to buy by mistake the most unhealthy coffee ever created! :-D

[TheLPcollector]

and it is very cold in the netherlands for the first time this winter!

[kukukai1]

@TheLPcollector at first i thought u were referring to the minecraft nether world xD

[PTKrzystek]

How many questions do you have on your list of questions to answer?

[AntonioBarbarian]

Kurt will you put a download of the world after you reach the far lands??And if so, will you leave your worlds seed???

[TheSimmulator1]

how far are you from the far lands?

[HugoNikanor]

When you complained about the lag, my minecraft started at the same time.

[TheBananaminge]

is it just me or has anyone else reached that point now where they've watched so many FLOB episodes that they can now impersonate kurt's intro and outro perfectly?!

[Trunkkiz]

@TheBananaminge Try opening several different FLOB episodes at the same time ;) It's pretty neat.

[MinecraftGuy14]

@TheBananaminge yes

[TBlenx1995]

Weird. The other day I drew a picture of Kurt's character holding a diamond sword and Wolfie sitting next to him. With FLOB underneath.

[ttony33]

Have you ever realized that if you want to reach Far Lands, you have to make ENORMOUS amanount of episodes? Seriously? At least 2000 episodes needed.

However, I love your videos, so keep it up as long as you can!

[disbandedNinja]

Kurt, Voltron or Transformers?  It is unfortunate that Voltron does not get the recognition that it should.

[TheMinecraftianDaily]

20:27-20:30 Endermen?

[stdusrname]

Hate to blown your cake illustration, but that is how choosing a bakery for your wedding works. They keep cake squares available just for that purpose. We went to 4-5 bakeries for tasting and pricing. Gotta love capitalism ;-)

[jameswiesner4]

You should have a contest for your t-shirts design.

[ChalkyLeigh]

i cracked up 3 seconds into the video.  you are priceless kurt. x'DD

[kiwiGaming1]

so what is the goal of this series?

[ChalkyLeigh]

@kiwiGaming1 make it to the Minecraft Farl Lands, which only exist in version 1.7 and back to first beta i think. he's still in 1.7 for the sake of this series. :3

[jurassicpark4ever]

@kiwiGaming1 Like someone allready said, to walk to the far lands, and he is doing it for charity... :D

[SpectraPyrus]

Kurt, for episode 200 of FLoB you should auto tune your voice for the entire episode

[Scrat9518]

Best. Ending. Ever.

[jaylovesminecraft]

16:25 Good Jorb !!!!!!!! >:P kurt

[lolfail0009]

Did Etho suggest sandstone?

[RyaanB97]

heyy kurt, how much ram does your computer have?? and how much to you give to minecraft?? caus if you give more than usual how do you do it??

thanks

[SerialTroll]

Which internet browser do you use?

[AwesomenessUploader]

@kurtjmac A SHIRT WITH WOLFIE AND *WOOF* ABOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAA

[georgeclose1]

Hey Kurt,

, what's your favourite game?

[0411mb]

Have you ever thought about partnering with The Game Station or Machinima? I'm pretty sure they'd accept you

[ResicAdorna]

I don`t agree with the image at 13:20

I believe they are equal.

[theonecynic]

Decaf is just right for when you want more coffee (taste) but you don't want any more coffee (buzz). If you drink it instead of your regular coffee though, be warned that caffeine withdrawal can lead to some nasty headaches. Personally, I'd get some more coffee and enjoy being able to drink more coffee than usual!

[skitz196]

I'm really looking forward to your subscriber special video

[MissionSharps102]

no bloop at end :(

[kargaroc386]

@MusicTheoryNeil1 OpenGL is the 3D API that Minecraft uses. (it;s kinda like DirectX)

Turning on the advanced OpenGL should actually make things less laggy

[Kiddalee]

I think your voice works just fine with your face, and your face looks good, too.

[sammimccraft7]

I got an idea for you kurt

a blue or white shirt with

INDEED

and the FLoB logo and your skin of cores!

[kirza94]

-29c in the Balkans yestoday 60f in Chicago! get over it ;)

[n7275]

Seinfeld Allusion.

[ZodiacEntertainment2]

Kurt, you want to do something different?

Hipster Kurt!

[Suppystar]

@kurtjmac You're probably not gonna read this, or have probably read several submissions similar to this, but if you use your character skin, would there be worry of using a Doctor Who piece without licensing it?

[XLordStimpyX]

@Suppystar There is no licensing to worry about, as no licensed Doctor Who material is present.

[Suppystar]

@XLordStimpyX Alright cool. I just was wondering, as there are so many television/movie based ideas that are forbidden to work with nowadays.

[XLordStimpyX]

@Suppystar Oh I know, it can be a mess these days!

[sherskywatcher]

This video did indeed pass by quickly! I'm glad you are still planning on the shirts, I look forward to buying a few! Another great episode... :)

[sourbabies]

2:17 Obviously, Kurt, you're just irresistable to the beaches. #playonwords

[TheVacura]

I fart in your general direction!

[SimaoFan]

If you could have dinner with 5 people from all of history, who would they be and why?

[larsostli]

The performance issues isn't your FRAPS. I think it is because of the huge calculations in Minecraft having to load such a huge save and generate constantly while you're walking. Even with a i7 4,2GHz and the fastest SSD + GTX 590, you have the same problem. Well I don't know, I just thought about that :p

[youbetrollin10]

Kurt needs to have in-game minecraft activities, like build a structure or explore more caves in FLoB

[NPHoag]

@youbetrollin10 why? he has castaway for exploration and the mindcrack server for building

[bucketsaremyfriend]

@youbetrollin10 Thats not the point of FLoB. The point is to make it to the Farlands. If he spent more time exploring, building and creating "activities", he'd never make it there. I read a comment a while back from someone who did the math on how many episodes it would take Kurt to get there and it, from what I remember, was over 1000 for sure. Possibly a lot more, my memory's not so good xD. Either way, many, many hours. Plus he has Castaway, and the Mindcrack series.

[NPHoag]

@bucketsaremyfriend i'm guessing youbetrollin10 is a newer subscriber

[BlackNWhitePKMNChamp]

@hypnocake then y is there an Advanced OPENGL option?!it proves Minecraft DOES run on opengl!=/

[TheRacney]

Kurt, nice video as always, but recently a part of your videos are making me mad. Why do you get out of your boats and then destroy them with your sword? I waist durabilty on your sword when you can just ram into the beach. I don't get you =/

[bucketsaremyfriend]

@TheRacney Are you sure about that? Boats aren't blocks, or mobs. They are, however, entities. I do not believe hitting a boat with a sword causes any damage to the sword. Couldn't find anything on the wiki about it, but you might want to do some research on that before you get "mad".

[TheRacney]

@bucketsaremyfriend Eh, you're right. I could have sworn it took off durability. Oh well. Still though, it would be faster for kurt just to ram into the edge =P

[hypnocake]

I don't think Minecraft runs on openGL.

[Silvainius01]

Can you make another world map? maybe at a goal of 15% you'll make on or another subscriber goal?

[TheXurol]

Hey Kurt! What inspires you? Do you seek inspiration?

[TheXurol]

*WOOF*

[KornwallisTV]

We must be gentle, for Kurt is a delicate flower. :D

[rom65536]

prepare for a pissy, bitching Kurt with a raging headache next video when the caffeine withdrawls kick in.

[hunter5284]

the FLoB theme song XD

/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw

[RoundFX]

I would enter but I don't have files to anything I've drawn... :( Oh well there are other artists

[DontPhearThisReaper]

i envy whomever gets chosen for the artist roll XD

[BoatsOnAgoat]

Hey Kurt! Do you like leather or felt interior for cars?

[OfficialSicklyKid]

Kurt, when you make it to the Far Lands other things will you do? Something else charity related?

[LeifMaelstrom]

Kurt you are sure getting some weird generation at this point in your "walk" through.

[bpr0422]

i too watch @myharto, she's awesome XD

[AstoundingYeti]

has anyone else noticed that the farther he gets the more the landscape resembles that of alpha?

[nmendiratta16]

If you want to use something from the game, just live trace it in illustrator to make it your own!

[Outofpieicome]

Uncool beans. Of coffee.

[desolatetree]

On one of your shirts, you should put "Miscellaneous Dirt".

[starkaat]

@SkillScapers ...it's not a spelling error. :U

[SkillScapers]

"Great Jorb!"

Who knew the yellow text made spelling errors?

[fastlane252]

@SkillScapers its a reference, i believe

[jonasDbomb]

get woondercraft to design your t-shirts

[NORth0s]

Kurt - Have you heard of the TV series Stargate SG-1? It's what got me into watching sci-fi TV (such as, now, Dr. Who) and I'd be curious to know if you've ever had any interest in it, or (better yet) watched any of it.

[AeonsOfFrost]

Creeper General Diary - Entry #116

We are having difficulty locating our target's hideout tonight. We think he may have holed up by the ocean again, so as to reduce our angles of attack. One of my Treeper sentries found a nice floating foilage platform to hide out on. From it he claims to have an excellent view of a wide-open canyon. This is our only other clue to the wanderer's location, as he has shown an affinity for scenery in the past. Hopefully we can find an opening in his defenses.

[jie332211]

DO FLOATING BLOCK OF ICE FOR A SHIRT

[Sixelona]

I am intrigued sir. I will make a gallery for you. My account has some doodling vids too. I think you're supporting a good cause :)

[enemene16]

Would you be interested in maybe having multiple artists working on your T Shirts...instead of just one?...that would make the variety more open...

[TheOpossum13]

Kurt, can you hit f3 every so often?

[phoebethegreat]

Kurt, I like your decision and explanation about spec work. Very noble. On another note, you mentioned that you'd shown yourself in real life before on the channel. I can't find it! I'm a relatively new follower of yours, and I'm dying to know what you look like! What was the video called?