Sonichu - Episode 18! The Audiobook! "Spring Break 2008" Part 2!

[maggosh]

HEY BLAKEY-POO SHALL WE FUCK?

[BossALKENO]

I love the MOTHER 3 Boss Medley for Silvana's origin.

[Azurepandemonium]

I don't believe this. Chris-Chan put my favorite pokemon, mantine in one of his comics. NOW, it's fucking personal.

[SGTSoap281]

Chris, that's a terrible backstory for Silvana to start with, but I think you glossed over a far more important part of it. HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET FROM THE MOON TO EARTH?

[epiclulz66]

Chris' understanding of sex: The man and woman race to see who can climax first which immediately ends the sex... the loser will then become paralyzed.

[Majorasword64]

The narrator is a godamn professional for being able to do this like he did.

[smile221]

But...Bubbles wanted to keep her relationship a secret to the level of being cool with her boyf kicking sand in everyones eyes, now she just admits it freely

[Majorasword64]

@smile221 Yeah as you must know by now chris is an utter loser in every aspect so he can't do anything even remotely well.

[Iemanonymous1]

madotsukipuke.jpg

[Andjealous]

The egg was flung into space where it landed on the moon. Crashing open on impact the tiny mangled rosee struggles to rise.Within seconds her blood begins to boil. The lack of oxygen is the least of her worries as she is bombarded with radiation from deep space. The waves ripple through her cells tearing her double helix to pieces. In the cold of space the body of a small fury creature lays motionless. A faint smile is on her cold lips; somehow she knows she was spared a terrible fate.

[Khodakadahmi]

There's no fights, there's no more talk of the plot. Now they only talk about life problems. This turned from Sonichu into Hedgehog Degrassi

[robotdan]

4:50

ahh fuck, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS CHRIS

[2dittoz]

@vivitheg lmao i cant stop laughing at the closet joke xD

[ShadowPoet117]

Dude. . . Disney will kick his ASS for this!

[GrievousCommander]

MORE CHARACTERS?!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

I THOUGHT THIS COMIC WAS ABOUT SONICHU!!!

[TheGuyThatExplodes]

I couldn't tell the difference between Bubbles and Underwater...

[Iemanonymous1]

I love how Chris previously supported safe sex.

[stevedeeg]

I'm suprised vivitheg did not mention the irony of having Black Sonichu fall out of a CLOSIT after sleeping with a transsexual

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

All of a sudden I feel ashamed to be a Sonic fan ._.

I feel sick OxO

[dameon692002]

I can't help but wonder if Silvana met Wheatley...

[darkychao]

MUDKIPS ARE MUDFISH, THEY CANNOT BREATH SEA WATER.

how can Chris not understand this?

[FeelingVeryLucky]

That last part gets me every time. :D

[jamesbob006]

Sonichu, you know, for kids.

[ThePeterBluth]

Why do I feel like I've walked into a demented version of Rocky Horror?

[HenryvKeiper]

D:

That is all.

[LegionsOfAnon]

'Illustrious' Wizard? Sounds like Graduon is pretty ♫fab-u-lous♫

[Zoroark50]

Graduon shut down Silvana's ovaries. Notice that he didn't block her ability to be a father. I think Chris has created a counterpart to mpreg.

[shadowclock13]

D...did Chris just put creepy yiffy black sonichu and bubbles sex in a supposed kid's comic? *turns to stone*

[PikachuWii9]

WHAT THE HELL

I COULDNT SEE YAWNING SQUIRTLE

[NightHedgehog]

Graduon is just a half assed Dimitri. Then again, I doubt Chris has played Darkstalkers. Otherwise, there would've been a mountain of Morrigan and Lillith porn in everything.

[DayBreakization]

Wait, so the incident that created Sonichu happened in 1989, and Cris-chan was the Mayor of- you know what? Screw it.

[animeHEAT]

War of Love is a ripoff of the Vocaloid song "Love is War".

[langying]

You know, it's a year late, but the sex scene would've gone great with one of the sex scenes from Mcgruber. Just picture Blachu's groaning like Mcgruber XD

[Jetblast01]

No Blake! That's not Bubbles! It's...It's...Sean Connery! D:

[dxjrules5]

Black Sonichu should have asked why "Bubbles" sounded like she had barbed cock jammed down her throat

[Athils]

Did the narrator say "splash," or was that my puke hitting the floor?

[ThePenIsLiquor]

lol at "under the sea"

[FloganFly]

its always 5 miles isnt it

[Useless2112]

That music and that narrator when Silvana meets Black Sonichu... absolute genius.

[HaggisMcCrablice]

The wussification of Black Sonichu/Blakechu/B.S. (as Icall him) and his relationship with Bubbles reminds me of when Lance "Avalanche" Alvers and Kitty "Shadowcat" Pryde were coupley in X-MEN: EVO and she talked him into joining the team, if briefly. Both the alliance and the relationship ended, though he always had a soft spot for her. Also, the shape-shifting gal is very much at Mystique, although I don't think her vag ever secreted sleep-mist. (Though she did have a working penis.)

[S3IZUR3]

4:30 Just screamed and started to cry because of how horrible the writing is. Now I want to kill myself. Anyone got any spare rope?

[quietrioter]

huh...silvana is lcrappy dr, frank n furter

[FreakSpazKing]

6:37 it looks like he just drew angelica and scribbled all over her

[phoenixhart17]

FUCK YA! THE YAWNING SQUIRTLE!

[TheSilentWyvern]

@toxicbunnifulz FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NO!!!

[TheSilentWyvern]

@toxicbunnifulz FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

[nitemaricv2]

so she equals. requiza+lucario+sonic+pikachu?­?

[8x13Wolf]

"'Yes!' says Silvana, ecstatic from the collision of Black Sonichu's member with her own."

That was about the time I lost it.

[FFS1NICO]

idk why but "trojans" is just not a good name for condoms somehow...

[FFS1NICO]

@FFS1NICO lol those are a real brand i just learned this. fuck i'd never buy it.

[FFS1NICO]

HOW CAN WE HATE ANNOTATONS?! THEY MAKE THIS SHIT WATCHABLE (and deathchemist too a little)

[Dziuravy]

look at the condom brand. "Trojans". somehow it's a poor name for a condom brand :/

[TKGB2006]

WHY is there a sex scene in this comic? The art style does NOT justify anything remotely adult.

[videogamenostalgia]

@TKGB2006 The previous episode contains a much more graphic sex scene, and a few hardcore porn images. As usual, Chris is living his fantasy life through his electric hedgehog abominations. That's why they spend all day socialising, partying at spring break and fucking.

[boitahaki]

Its awesome the cheap porn music you use during the sex scene lawlz

[TheMechanic9000]

wait if silvana had sex with Black Sonichu, and silvana is a he/she, wouldn't this make it a homo sex scene?

GOT YOU NOW CHRIS!

[alakazam9891]

*tajiri but yeah

[alakazam9891]

you know, satoshi tajri is actually autistic too, except you know, he's not a horrible human being like chris

[DemonicRemption]

@alakazam9891 OH GOOD LORD! NO FLIPPING WAY! I can't believe Pok'e-mon's creator is autistic... Thanks for subtly pointing out that Chris-chan has no excuse for Sonichu being so poorly executed, or even exiting. I've been thinking for years that Tajiri was a genius for creating Pok'e-mon.

[NateDog211Productz]

@DemonicRemption And Satoshi did something with his life. Unlike Chris.

[DemonicRemption]

@NateDog211Productz No kidding the guy's a videogame developer who's worked on a crap-load of titles... Haven't heard much about Chris-chan lately, but then again...

[NateDog211Productz]

@DemonicRemption Yeah. I wish Chris can make more Sonichu comics, so I can laugh at it.

[DemonicRemption]

@NateDog211Productz at least you can laugh at it. After reviewing the first three "episodes," I wanted nothing to do with Sonichu for a looooooong time.

[NateDog211Productz]

@DemonicRemption Some of the "episodes" make me want to punch myself in the face.

[DemonicRemption]

@NateDog211Productz Don't know why you say "Want" when I've punched myself in the face on occasions... Since I'm dating, I don't think I can continue to watch these audio books without thinking or screaming. "That's not wow women operate you deluded F*&^$-tard!" Oh wait I've already done that...

[NateDog211Productz]

@DemonicRemption I did. Luckily Sonichu is over.

[cloudtail65536]

I hate all the Chaotic Combo except for Magi-chan, who's awesome.

[Xunkun]

1:25 - NO ONE CAN DEFEAT DA BLOB!

also

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF CHRIS' STUPIDITY

4:29 - There went 5 bucks.

5:40 - I.... think that was.... supposed to be a pun.

6:40 - Wasn't that suppsoed to be a secret?

6:47 - CHING CHONG NIP NONG NONG I RRIKE RITE WIMMEN!

7:27 - Step 5: Profit (the internet does).

[Annausagi2]

0:59

Dear god, why does that look so much like the Swedish flag... Dx

[fman40000]

this shit is worse than superman at worlds end 5 stars for making it bearable.

[ahamburger111]

MUDKIPS

[yuyuhakushox]

The Narrator is a hero and they only reason I can tolerate chris's mess of a comic

[FaunoBoi]

I shed a tear, a tear of blood.

[Regemgadevideos]

5:00 WTF?!?!

Did they have sex?!? O.O

I THOUGHT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR KIDS!!!

[DemonicRemption]

@Regemgadevideos We all thought that dude.... It's apparent now that it was a lie we told ourselves because Chris is autistic and a poor artist.

[Regemgadevideos]

@DemonicRemption

Good god. He can't stay consistent in his comic series.

How did his comic went from a Sonic/PokeMon Knockoff story for Kids into a Love Drama Story for adults?

[boitahaki]

@Regemgadevideos can this be considered an upgrade?

I wonder

[paladinsjt]

Chris thinks post-coital lethargy is a super power? Man. He's in for a surprise when he goes to heaven and is devirginated by Our Lord and Savior.

[metalWeirdo77]

SO I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ

[SlashFirestorm]

Okay, so the eggs went back in time, and that's why the Chaotic Combo and Silvana are 18+ (to ease Chris's latent pedophilia). But Sonichu and Rosechu didn't, so they should still be only a few years old, right?

Also, every time I hear the word "Sonee",  I want to blow up a planet.

[nickblaze420]

Gotta love how cwc doesnt understand sex so in the comic the sex scene is super akward and weird as fuck. Like that black hamster says "im still buzzed" wtf does that mean

[GlAcKeNbUrGeN]

"OH OH OH OH" says black sonichu. YEAH YEAH YEAH, MORE MORE, YES!

what the fuck am i watching?

chris chan must DIE

[Xunkun]

0:28's annotator - Look up "PAL COMIX" and their (porn) take on Sonic....

Basically, marginally better writing wasted on significanlty better art.

7:27 - Step 5: Profit.

[CaseHa]

I FOUND YAWNING SQUIRTLE

[MorgensternPip]

cute little mud kips n.n

[Shavarnarak]

Actually Silvana is one of the few characters in Sonichu who's actually MILDY interesting.

Figures that Chris would say she's his least favourite character because she was made by troll influences.

Which just goes to prove that when left to his own devices Chris churns out nothing but lame shit. But then when you poke him with a stick enough he might do something at least mildly entertaining with his shitfest of a comic every once in a while.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@Shavarnarak

yeah

her/him/it and magi are the only remoley interesting characters

[Shadowslic3r]

6:43

fuck yeah, beck

[Valamelldansen]

...oh...oh my god.

huge props to the narrator.

i couldn't've done it. o_e

[DJMation]

For fucks sake, I don't want to see these freaks have sex. This guy is such a duoche. Screw u CWC.

[DittyBugxxxx]

half of my brain just collapsed from watching this far into the series.

[DittyBugxxxx]

Oh God! another 1/4s died after this sex scene.

I really do admire the narrator for reading that part out loud!

[camiblack1]

also, FUCKYEAH Yawning Squirtle.

[camiblack1]

wait do you think... Count Graduon... has an evil witch as a slave/wife, tries to corrupt the good...

Oh fuck you Chris... fuck you I loved the first two seasons of Power rangers.

[lovecraftslovechild]

Explicit sexual relations between two Sonic/pokemon knockoffs...you know, FOR KIDS!!!!

[mynameisSIC]

she should have die

[cdjblue]

2:53

HEY, ACTUAL POKEMON.

we haven't seen those in forever rite?

[KytaEternal]

SHE SHOULD HAVE DIE

[19FrosT83]

a "man" and a transexual having sexual intercourse in ma sonichu comic??

its more likely than you think......

brb an hero

[Stupidfart9876]

7:47

GUTS MAN'S ASS

[Myrmidon51]

Deth's complete monotone while reading the sex scene was awesome.

[GraspingReality]

he originally started this comic for kids but it became an output for his bitching and complaining and sexual fantasies.

[GreatNegus]

Wait, she was a baby.......so she couldn't refuse to be trained by count-make-me-a-dickgirl, so Silvana was forced into the sex change.....THAT DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!

[darkgomugomu]

5,000 fathoms? i doubt chris even knows how much that actually is.

[LulzIshall]

Wait, I checked Bulbapedia. Oblivious is a passive ability that makes certain pokemon immune to attraction.

[GreatNegus]

i like the music for this part.

i cant remember the name

[LulzIshall]

Same reason Naitsirhc is gay.

[LulzIshall]

3:05

Goddamnit Chris use a different shade of blue to denote what is Bubbles and what is the ocean.

[SatanicCod]

7:13 Dating education, right?

How many people out there tried to coach CWC into washing himself, losing the birth-control medallion and stopping acting like an anal-retentive jerk? Damn, I guess no-one never did such a thing before.

Honor roll my ass.

[PankeymanProductions]

So... Count Graduon can turn people into transexuals? That's actually an awesome power!

[killAudio187]

I love the narrator. He made the sex scene so awkward.

Well, more so.

[NoStrawDog]

WHATWHATWHAT

[welzen]

this is some of the craziest shit ive ever seen in my life.

[AliceIsQueen]

I really hate Magi Chan. More so than the other characters.

[manteli1337]

i started laughing my ass off in 5:03

[BananaKid37]

This episode is only worthwhile because of the introduction of the greatest Sonichu character of them all, Yawning Squirtle.

[LadySpawn]

3:34

I dunno but for some reason I can't help but make a nostaliga critic joke

"Y'know, FOR KIDS!"

[Yxajjay]

kill me please i want to die after just watching theese shitty comics so far chris you racistsexistfatretadedmotherfu­cker

[LucasHorclox]

Seeing these comics makes me want to kick a puppy >:c

Chris Chan ..why...just seriously why?

[TiffanyDoll]

So, wild and magi-chan are still single?

hawt ghei secks nao.

[Shadoboy]

FUCK YEAH! YAWNING SQUIRTLE!

[Rautakello]

Wait wait wait... The hermaphrodite grew up on the moon. The very same moon where good old Metal Sonichu was blasted to.

I miss Metal Sonichu.

[NinjaMonster]

Christian Weston Chandler is such a de-based individual.

[CommonAsGrass]

Wait, so... the sleep nectar was in her vagina? This Chris guy is seriously fucked up.

And no, this isn't a joke. Christian Weston Chandler is a dangerous man.

[educate9946]

Well, maybe it was a penis.

[fukin1ur1interwebz]

adding penis = upgrade

NOT SEXIST

[strooberi]

wait... since black sonichu is sonichu's clone - does that mean that sonichu has a crush on bubbles? lolfail.

[usefulidiot227]

"Possibly referring to the male genitalia nestled within her body"

That's just fantastic. 5 stars for that line.

[tregnier279]

3:12

Where is the "So I herd u liek mudkips" annotation, may I ask?

[MrAwesomeTrex]

I coughed at "she could use the wand for..."

Goddamnit Vivi.

[LulzIshall]

This is what happens when you try to desicrate TTGL, Evan.

[tuzzauda]

was that the swedish flag around 1 min?

Is Count Graduon SWEDISH!???

[strooberi]

you mean the thing at 0:58? haha i didn't notice that but it DOES look like the swedish flag

[SwordShockwave]

"ENJOY MY SLEEP NECTER YOU SAP!"

[TRCOOLGUY]

I'm surprised you managed to do an entire episode with a transvestite and not use a song from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[fukin1ur1interwebz]

"Hide the Sleeper" is my new band name.

(DO NOT STEAL)

[JenkNekro]

6:10

One thing to say about this -

"YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!"

[Edgemaster000]

"No YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!"

[LulzIshall]

"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"

[Edgemaster000]

"OH YEAH?"

[wwwwolf]

This stuff looks so much more broken when I'm tired.

0:40 - What the hell is "Earth Time"? Permanent space installations tend to use UTC, and finite flights use Mission Elapsed Time (time since the start of the flight).

0:45 - and the point of origin is the... evil Swedish flag????!? (Heartfelt condolences...) Perhaps antipathies toward The Pirate Bay for tracking the DVD torrent? ...guess I'm stretching a bit there...

[MrAwesomeTrex]

"I am well-practised of a young lady"

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!

[Jack223344]

faith in humanity going....going...aaannd gone.

[OMGiloveyouSpongebob]

O___________O

Ok..did i just fucking see a new sonichu/rosechu

...

A TRANVESTITE?!

[dohdohburd]

love the orgazmo theme

[LadySpawn]

6:50

Punchy::Hey Wild, isn't Angelica just the cutest?"

Wild: "I Guess So."

O LAWD ANOTHER HOMO IN SONICHU?!

Magi Chan: "At last! my love quest is finally over!"

[JadeLaunders]

i was expecting one of them to say

"SAY SOMETHING YOU FAKE HEDGEHOG!"

because it seems something so unoriginal that chris would put it in there and claim it as his own

[SamuraiMathi]

Oh god, I just found this on 4chan was but... that guy has 18 FUCKING VOLUMES OF HIS SHIT! WOW, Even for the lulz, it's still not worth waching

[MrAwesomeTrex]

No. This is definitely worth it, just watch an episode or two a day.

[Nebr66]

10 mile round trip? what about to 2-5000 phathoms in depth?

[Yawaya12]

2 OR 5,000; could be either one, not sure!

[PasserMontanus]

chris liek mudkip

[LASImediaproductios]

5$ says he's the retarded kid in the original story.

[1amsm1th]

FUCK YEAH BECK!

[YTPmaker1]

He can't even draw the swedish flag ri- Wait... why is that on the moon? Fuck it, it makes about as much sense as anything else in this comic

[Megamildman]

Haha, oh wow, Chris-chan made dickgirl character. I never knew he was into futa, but from the fact he owns a dildo and anal beads, it's not really surprising.

[Edgemaster000]

Silvana is the REAL Sonichu!

[Glumglufs]

Um...... what is the Swedish flag doing in his comic? xD

[eplemannen]

God hates them?

[Glumglufs]

lol, wut?

[kwertallent]

Hero Klungo Ssavesss teh world!

Seriously that shit was sadistic it took me dozens of trys on "Teh Previousss Bitsss"

[DungeonGuy]

DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN

[groar86]

Ok, WHY there's the flag of Sweden on the moon?!

[Neotails8762]

When I saw a the speech bubble with "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" I instantly scrolled down. o_O

Thanks for blanking it out though. We don't want no suspended accounts. o_O

[Troggyhordesman]

The only thing that redeems this chapter was mudkipz.

Barely.

I still wonder if there could actually be a person out there who enjoys reading sonichu.

Not counting Chris or psychologists.

[STErectionflims]

mudkipz

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[M3646]

Flirting without emotion = sex. Chris' fatal flaw.