Alexi Laiho - Trash Course (Fast)

[wannabeserpento99]

@stanleystinks69  he's showing a fucking song duuude...

[Three3Nill]

@stanleystinks69 ur 250 pound girlfriend isnt impressive either

[TheSysmt]

@stanleystinks69

He isn`t trying to impress anyone, just making awesome music.

[RiceKiller191]

Sounds kinda like Over the mountain, except not good.

[IrishRocker7710]

I want an alexi arrowhead guitar so bad

[12NiBer12]

YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD! (i think XD)

[wannabeserpento99]

@12NiBer12  chokehold

[MetallicaSindre]

Melodic trash!

[averadeyoe]

can someone link me a tab ?

[forthsealrules]

he still sucks

[nepovemgesla]

@forthsealrules and you suck his dick

[hijacker1234565]

i love this song children of bodom for life all the songs in hate crew deathroll kicks ass.

[viseroph]

hey man i love the tattoo you got round your ring fnger....i might get one to show off when im playing

[megadethfans96]

thrash*

[FALLENANGEL123455432]

TRIPLE CORPSE!!! HAMMERBLOW! (8) jejeje lml_

[Dzware92]

@FALLENANGEL123455432

You mean Chokehold, right?:P

[guitarwailer7]

@Dzware92 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA epic fail.

[FauxStudios]

@guitarwailer7

Lol whenever I hear the chorus riff I think ti sounds alot like triple corpse hammerblow so lol

[adwelin666]

@cobh8crew2009 haha thank you very much, i'm trying to improve it every times i can, but the occasions to practice it are kinda rare since the place where i live is a french-only city and people hate when you use english >.>

[animosity37]

c'est du niveau 2 !!!

[TheComingCurse666]

how do you make the sound he plays in 0:09?

[adwelin666]

natural harmonic

you gotta pick the note like you would for a normal one but press just enough to hear the sound with your left hand (dont make the note, just press enough on the string to obtain the sound) and try to play as close as the fret as possible. hope it'll help ;) BTW sorry for mypoor english :)

[TheComingCurse666]

thnx ;)

and ur english wasn't that poor :p i could understand everything :D

mostly if i wanted to make sounds like that i jumped to the higher frets to create a similar sound :D

[cmzangetsu1993]

@adwelin666 no problem its better than most of the seven year olds that post comments that you cant even understand

[Razorkid666]

@adwelin666 it's not poor I'm austrian, i'm very very good at english and that was great... wtf XD

[ebnhoj]

he's hitting harmonics above the fifth and seventh fret. hold your finger lightly on the string above the fret and pick.

[TheComingCurse666]

only 5th and 7th? cause i hear 3 tones

[waggy889]

@TheComingCurse666 its a pinch hermon its where u pick the string and the string hits off ur thumb

[CrisIInach]

I first thought it was the chorus-riff from Triple-Corpse Hammerblow -.- Mah bad, Chokehold ftw ^^

[CrisIInach]

Ain't Chokehold. It's TRIPLE CORPSE... HAMMERBLOW!

[deviltriggerinc]

Roope was Alexi's guitar mentor...thats why he's a killer musician...

[Jpprflrp]

OMG I'M 194TH!

[bakechad]

yeah its trash course the name of this song,not thrash of thrash metal i like thrash metal too

Alexi Rulez

Cob Rulez

[bastardsofdecent92]

Bad tone

[metallicatriviumPwN]

its thrash not "trash"

[theberzerker0]

And chokehold 'till the end!

[crazay99]

chokehold!!

[deadnightwarrior44]

Why must ppl sit here and talk shit to eachother....i mean ppl stp stating the obvious, we all know 33dave is a fucking retard with know life except trying to rip on badass guitarists only because he knows hell never be as good as any of them if he tried.. By the way Alexi is the GREATEST guitarist on the fucking planet.....

COBHC FOREVER!!!!!!

[perfectxinsanity1]

ehhhh you realize roope has alot of influence on alexi right.....hes not just a rythm guitarist....

[deadnightwarrior44]

I know i think there both awesome i just perfer alexi...

[qdsqd]

Roope's Alexi's idol

[Silverbender188]

Of course Alexi cant be a god, he's atheist lolz point being he is a bad ass at the guitar and nothing can change that... btw Dragonforce is a disgrace to metal COBHC FOREVER!!!!!

[dragonsofwar2]

amen..

[Silverbender188]

Glad to c someone agrees lol

[dragonsofwar2]

lol

[RedDoppleganger]

One Fucking Retard Against all Alexi fans LOL i love This Contest ROFL!!!!

[33dave]

You are the retard! I bet you live at home and smoke pot! What a fucking loser you are! Go ask your mom if she could make you eggs and biscuits for breakfast! Go make them yourself!!!

[xXSatannataSXx]

omg what a fucking loser sitting at home and smoking pot thats just irresponsible and thats also prolly the worst attempt at a put down ive heard in my entire life were u expecting to make him feel bad because he smokes pot and sits at home listen here mr dave i dont know where u get ur material for this shit but u should prolly find a new source

[33dave]

Oh, O.k., I will find a new source, like, maybe, up inside your momma's asshole! That shit is TIGHT! Oh, Yeah!

[xXSatannataSXx]

wow a your momma joke u r a fuckin cheeseball man i dont even need to say anyhthing back on that one ur tryin too hard man

[thebonedance]

Lol why is this titled Trash Course?  It should be "Thrash Course" XD

[keitarocks]

its called "chokehold" \m/

from the album "hate crew deathroll"

[lesbianseegullmaster]

Chokehold (Cocked and loaded) XD

[zuschlag123]

Whats the song called?

[Bodomtorture13]

you're better off dead. :]

[MetallicA5l50]

WOW 33dave, I read your argument and you kept spelling Alexi with a "y" so in the end Im left with the impression that your the dumb ass whose flipping burgers. So before you insult others about their low intelligence level, think back and try to remember if you even got your High school diploma!

[HeapyLovesMetallica]

woo go metallica!! and COB!!!

[jbodom5]

alexi is the best guitarist ever he is god!

[dartzu]

he must be singing inside hes head :D

[8stringerr]

grow up you two.

[Drogba2108]

Oh so now were jealous? (spelling might be off, english is NOT my first language.)

Thats okay. But please dont bother us with it, we have better things to do than waste our lives same way as you, end of discussion.

[33dave]

Suck off, you wanker! Don't step in if you are going to try and easily step out! Fight the fucking fight if you are going to start talking shit! Hit me with your best shot, mate. Because you fucking better! I will blow you away!

[33dave]

This is exactly what it should be called, TRASH~

[SE7EN163]

LMAO....no its not tho

[demialos]

i love that guitar so much.. i went out and bought me one. 1100$ or so. ^-^ plays like a dreeeaaam. :D

[SeBsIs666]

i think you mean the ltd 600... thats not an ltd...

[Livetokill123456]

its an esp, ltd is owned by esp.-

[33dave]

If you ask me, you fucking wasted your money! I played that guitar! The action was super high and pieces of the guitar were falling off as I was shredding! The tone knob fell off in the middle of a sweep pick. The salesman at Guitar center tried to make me buy the guitar! He said that I was ruining it by my blazing fast finger technique!

[TheComingCurse666]

lol, blazing fast :')

upload a video, maybe then i'll believe you

and vids that are recorded in fast forward doesn't count, i'll notice it....

[SE7EN163]

LOL fuckin troll

[33dave]

Go slide your fingers in and out of your farthole! Alexi is way over-rated! I know it. You know it, so, stop playing it off like he is a Mustaine!

[metalhed213]

mustaine sucks! and he is a little over rated but he is betetr than mustaine!

[33dave]

Um! NOT!

[SlashAlexi]

um yea fucktard. Mustaine is old and washed up. Alexi would beat his brains in with a fucking squirrel.

[33dave]

Man, you better watch that shit, we are fucking talking about Mustaine! We ain't talking about some "Fly By Night" guitarist, like Alexi! Mustaine paved the way for these punks! Fuck you! You oughta' take that fucking comment back you fucking momma's boy!

[SlashAlexi]

Well you better watch your shit. You don't like me talking about your guitarist, why should you talk shit about mine? So why don't you shut the fuck up.

[33dave]

Why don't you eat shit, pansy ass?!?!

[SlashAlexi]

Good fucking comeback. Great way to defend Mustaine.

[33dave]

I don't have to defend Mustaine, he does a good enough job by himself. You, you can eat shit and die! Sound good?!?

[SlashAlexi]

You have the lamest comebacks of all time. I see you have nothing better to do with your pathetic life than start shit on the internet. If you really don't have anything better to do, start shit with someone in person, and then get your ass handed to you. Pathetic life.

[33dave]

I am a pretty big dude, I would more than likely slam most people out there. So, yeah, don't think that I am some sort of peep-squeak!

[SlashAlexi]

You may be big or whatever, I highly doubt it, but that doesn't mean someone can come and kick your ass. I bet you've never fought anyone in your life, that's why you like to start shit on the internet.

[33dave]

No, I have kicked ass and had my ass kicked. Usually, the only battles that I lost were when my opponents would use a weapon against me. Other than that, people usually think twice before they fuck with me.

[SlashAlexi]

I bet that is a bunch of bullshit. "Oh yeah let's not fuck with 33dave! He'll kill us." that sir, is fucking bullshit. And I don't have time in my life to believe it. You wanna know why? Because, I ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE. Something you don't have.

[33dave]

Hey, you were the fucktard that told me at the beginning of this post that I better"Watch my shit"! Fuck you, you short, smelly headbanger?! Are you working during the recession? You are probably flipping burgers at Carls Jr, wishing that you were Alexy!

[SlashAlexi]

Dude. Seriously. I have the intellegence to recognize what stupid things are. And what you just said, was no where close to what we were arguing about. I give up on the fucking world.

[33dave]

Go back to Carls Jr and fantasize more about your boyfriend, Alexy!

[thrashmetallica08]

Lol go back to your daddy kid, 1. alexi not alexy:P, 2. boyfriend? he was married once to a woman:L

[33dave]

Um, you're the kid, sassy pants!

I know how to spell Alexy, dipshit!

Yeah, I am sure that he was married once to a women, that was before he got intimate with his guitarist! Didn't you know that they are going steady?!?!?!

[KalleShredonen]

Haha dude are you on crack or just joking? He has made out with the keyboardist, but they say it's a joke... Sassy pants?

[33dave]

Hahahahahahaha!

No, it was not a joke!

Alexy was Bi-curious and fucked his keyboardist!

He said that the way that the keyboardist would wag his ass like a dog really turned him on!

Alexy, what a fucking queer!

HAhahahahahaha!

[Heeya13]

kid, you're a stupid fuck.

[33dave]

Bro, read over the comment above the one you left, I fucking laughed my ass off when I re-read it! Fucking HILARIOUS!!!!

[prickenoveriTB]

Whoo this dude is really stupid right? His name is still spelld alexi and who gives a fuck if all you say would be true anyways?

[Heeya13]

good point. and like, even if all the stuff 33dave said was true, alexi would still be a total fucking guitar god

[HeapyLovesMetallica]

dude that wud be the gayest...lamest...driest...old­est comeback/insult in the history of insults u fuckin retard learn some good insults b4 goin around sayin dont mess with me ill kill u blah blah blah...let go of ur little dick and get a life and spell his name right u fuckin dumb shit its ALEXI not ALEXY u gay cunt

[1stStorm]

Oh yeah, dont fuck with him.

[33dave]

Oh, Good Lord!!!!

YES SIR!!!!

Whatever you say, stormy!

[SlashAlexi]

Oh btw I do like Mustaine. I just prefer Alexi, everyone.

[Drogba2108]

33dave's earlier comment bout the guitar the gentleman plays in this video:

WHAT ARE YOU? Sweep picking with a baseball bat? Dude YOU waste your life commenting. It was obviously a waste of money for you, so bad, sob sob, NOW GO GET A GUITAR THAT CAN HANDLE SHREDDING WITH CHAINSAWS. Bet thats what your lifes all about.

[33dave]

What the fuck are you talking about, dill-hole? Don't tell me what I can and can not do! You are an asshole! Alexi fucking sucks farthole!

[iets1243]

This is not fast. He can play MUCH faster...

[TheComingCurse666]

lol, i think you can speak dutch :p

[iets1243]

I think you can too! xD And maybe a petit peu francais aswell? I suck at french so it could well be i even made a mistake in that short sentence xD

[DipShitRox]

I love him ^^ ;D

-compelled-

[cobhcGuy]

yes, it is chokehold (cocked 'n' loaded)

[sirgalabadass343]

I guess I'm missing out on something awesome here LOL

Isn't this from Chokehold (COCKed n' LoaDED)?

[s15specs]

yeh tis

[infernaltyrant]

Trash? Just like the words that come out of your mouth?

[33dave]

Just like the septic that comes out of your fucking ass!

[infernaltyrant]

lol look how many times you've commented on this video. All you do is pick fights with people on youtube because you have no life. It's the only way you can feel connected to humanity while you sit on your computer begging for some form of attention. Go fuck yourself asshole.

[33dave]

You suck dick, gracefully! You slurp and slop like a hungry whore getting her one meal a day! Bend over and spread your cheeks for the big cock that is behind you, fag!

[prickenoveriTB]

he is right you know

[DudeImStoned]

Alexi is a demon on the guitar.. He could probably make up a riff while skull fuckin you haters lawl \m/

[abdul1881]

hahaha! right on m8

[33dave]

This is exactly what it should be called, TRASH~

[DudeImStoned]

Can you even play the guitar? Id assume no, so your opinion means shit all.

[33dave]

Bro, I can play guitar! If you knew who I was, you would probably refrain from your idiotic comments!

[DudeImStoned]

Then name yourself loser. Alexi Laiho is a world class guitar player. You are a nobody.. LOL So.. "refrain from your idiotic comments!"

[33dave]

?! WHAT! He is a world class ankle grabber! Get a fucking clue! He sold his HOLE to rock and roll! Hahahahahahaha! Fucking retard, you really have no clue, do you?!

[force83x]

LOL

Don't talk shit if you don't have any vids of your playing.

[33dave]

Oh, O.k, whatever you say! I don't have to load up videos of myself to judge a video to say that it SUCKS! Fuck, you people are equally retarded!

[force83x]

You seriously need to find something else to do than come to this video and talk shit like you know what good music is.

Like go show people up with your guitar skills.

GTFO.

[33dave]

What is GTFO?

Damn, your retarded!

[DudeImStoned]

Sorry loser, like i said on your page. Your comments are pathetic LOL.. But please continue to make them. I assume it makes your sad life a little more bearable to talk shit over youtube..

[33dave]

Hey, you are the pussywobble that has to continue to comment on these videos! You probably are the fag that mounts Alexis! Are you responsible for widening his gaping asshole? I bet you are, huh?! Well, rock out with your cock out! I am sure Alexis will lick the tip of it!

[DudeImStoned]

Also you seem to like to talk about homo stuff alot, hiding something? Youve tasted dick... LOL

[33dave]

Again, more lame comments! Bro, if you are going to comment, make the shit worthwild! I mean, if you need some ammo, look at the videos that I have posted and read through the comments. There is a lifetime of knowledge free of charge in those comments! Maybe after you read through them you can comment back like a man. Right now, this pussy shit, little boy comebacks are making me yawn!

[DudeImStoned]

LOL you act smart but you cant even sense the irony. Your comments are childish at best. Pathetic.. But what did i expect from you..

[DudeImStoned]

Also Ive been to your page, watched a vid before i made my first comment to your sorry ass and.. Well I see alot of people sayin negative stuff to you. You know what, its all true to LOL.. Youre a very sad sad pathetic loser ;) so cheers mate.

[33dave]

Bro, slide your fingers up your asshole. Pull them out and then put them in your mouth. Smell you fingers. Gather in the deep aroma of the situation. It smells repugnant, YES! It tastes like butterscotch, YES! Put your fingers back inside your asshole, slide them in and out! Feel the shit from your colon getting stuck between your fingers! O.k., now, stick your fingers deep in your nostrils, pull them out & take a deep breath in, savor it. It is a sweet tasty treat for your stupid retarded ass.

[DudeImStoned]

I was wrong, you arnt a sad pathetic loser. Youre a sad pathetic flaming homosexual loser.. Keep your fantasies to yourself good sir, I want no part in them!

[33dave]

Did you try my suggestion?! It tastes pretty friking awesome, huh?!?!

[DudeImStoned]

Wouldnt know LOL but Im sure youve tasted many times.. Its not for me, but to each there own. So Taste on!

[33dave]

No, I read in one of your other comments that you are a dirty pig fucker and that you like the tasty treats that assholes produce!

[prickenoveriTB]

and that comes from you... right...

[amelitsa]

fuck of dude

[33dave]

Fuck of "What"...........you are an idiot! Learn to congegate sentences correctly!

[xCaRnAgEv5x]

fucking idiot bet u cant do that

[xWrathch1ldx]

i dont even know 33dave and i bet he could play it

[33dave]

Thanks for the killer comment! I am glad that you can see what the hell is going on in this video and that it is not that hard of a riff to play! Rock on!

[33dave]

Um, in my fucking sleep, fucktwat!

[metalanarchist465]

woopdeefuckingdoo

[33dave]

suckafuckingcock!

[metalanarchist465]

... you want to... suckafuckingcock?

[Alex25CoB]

fuck you noob.alexi is best player in the world

[33dave]

Dave Mustaine would eat this boy up and shit him out! Ever heard of Steve Vai?! Those dudes are Masters, this kid is an amateur and you are a retard!

[metalanarchist465]

sorry, dave mustaine really isnt that great. and you cant compare steve vai to alexi, because their guitar styles are totally different

[33dave]

Steve Vai is a better player than Alexi. Alexi is not the best player in the world. Sorry............

[metalanarchist465]

i never said alexi was the best. what im saying is you cannot compare the two because they play two totally different styles

[33dave]

No, you said that he was the best guitarist in the world.........and I am stating that he isn't and giving you guitarist that SMOKE HIS ASS! Read over what you wrote, get your head out of your ass!

[metalanarchist465]

i said "whoopdeefuckingdoo" which does not imply that im promoting laiho as the best guitarist in the world. why dont YOU read over what i wrote?

[33dave]

Man, you are fucking stupid! You said that alexis is the best guitarist in the world! He ain't his dinky little riffs don't come close to Mustaine! I would bet the farm on it!

[metalanarchist465]

no, you are stupid because you are obviously mistaking me for someone else. i never said alexi was the best guitarist in the world, NEVER. in fact i think jari maenpaa (wintersun) is a better guitarist than both him and mustaine

[33dave]

jari maenpaa, hmmmmmmmm, i got to check him out!

[sexyuglyman]

lol, Dave Mustaine is nothing compared to Alexi ( Steve is good though ) but if Alexi is amateur, then noone's pro.

[33dave]

Stop sucking on Alexis "Asspipe"! It is suicidal for you to keep up with that sort of behavior! It tastes like shit, too!

[sexyuglyman]

learn to make some sence out of your sentences, idiot.

it is obvious you don't know shit about music nor the guitar.

[33dave]

Fingers in your ass, man, fingers in your ass!

[sexyuglyman]

and it's obvious that you're a retard too.

[33dave]

Bro, I'll "Raw Dog" your mom up her tight little asshole and then wipe my cock above your upper lip when you are sleeping! You will wake up to the stick from the inside of your moms gorgeous asspipe! It is well worth the 40 bucks she charges me! What a fucking whore!

[sexyuglyman]

good for you.

[33dave]

Thanks!

[Neenjah12]

I bet u can play this but alexi would kick your ass in 1vs1 guitar battle i'll tell ya, but i dont doubt that u can play this i can to:P

[33dave]

Bro, I could play this with the guitar on the ground and I am playing it with my feet! Suck a cock, faggot!

[metalanarchist465]

do it and put it on youtube, i wanna see this epic shit

[project25012]

earth to 33dave pack your stuff....clear out your closet... move out of your parents basement and get a fucking life !!!!! you pathetic excuse for a being...stop acting like a big shot just cos ur pc gives u anonymity- based on witch u write every single pathetic comment on youtube-nobody gives a shit about u anyway..if u want to actually prove that u are worth one bit...make a vid with one of your riffs..if not shut th fuck up and stop wasting our time .and finally stop swearing like a lil girl

[ramestein66]

him + cob = amazing band plus music.

( COB is children of bodom )

[T3DeathByte]

amazing... :O

[ZaklanoCheljade]

I love this sh!t!!!

[33dave]

Yeah, it looks like he is smelling his own farts when the song starts out! Do you see the look on his face?!!?!?!?! Yeah, it is like he is in disagreement with the Mexican food that he ate the night before! Sure, it may have tasted yummy, but, boy, it smells like septic when it fumes out of his ass! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

[exodus515]

wat are you a kid? lol

[33dave]

Bro, I read through what I wrote a week ago! I nearly pissed my pants I was laughing so fucking hard! Nope, I am a 32 year old man! Fuck this little pussy boy! He is over-rated! I give him props that he is playing metal, at least!